Chapter 6 Weird Kid 6
Yan Xia had just accepted the praise from Feng's father when Feng Lele came over, sounding very excited.
"Yan Xia, you are really good at crowing like a chicken! I want to learn it too."
Yan Xia: “…………”
Why does it sound a little strange?
Yan Xia repeated the words "Children's words are without fear" twice in his mind, and said seriously, "Then you will learn it if you go back and listen more."
The little fat boy was skeptical, "Is this okay?"
Yan Xia nodded: "Of course, isn't that how you learn English? It's the same way when you learn a new language."
After listening to it for a long time, you will naturally get bored and stop clamoring to learn it.
After Yan Xia fooled the little fat boy, he handed half a basket of eggs to the aunt who came after hearing the news, secretly thinking that he had to poke Brother Fo later.
See if he can give him the complete instructions for use or something. The current situation is no longer a question of whether the function is stable or not, but that he doesn't know how to use it!
I don’t know what other surprises he doesn’t know about.
After Yan Xia made his plan, Feng Lele, who was only a few seconds away from getting excited, started a new topic. "My house is very close to yours. I can come and play with you in the evening. My dad said we are going fishing tomorrow. Do you want to go? If you want to go, I will call you tomorrow morning. Oh! By the way, my dad said he would come to see your dad."
After talking for a long time, they finally got to the point of why they came to Yan Xia's house again.
Feng Jianxian asked, "Has your father gone to get it? Or is he still in the house?"
Yan Xia nodded, "I've already gone there, and I should be here soon."
Feng Jianxian: "Then I'll go take a look too. Do you want to play here or go with daddy?"
Little Feng Lele abandoned his old father without hesitation and dragged Yan Xia around the yard to study some things he had never seen before.
After the two of them had studied the front and back yards thoroughly, they heard noisy sounds outside the door. The group of adults who were getting vegetables had returned.
Also coming back with them were Yi Lixiao and Yi Jingchen, who was running behind him. The little boy, who had regained his strength after a nap, ran very fast and soon passed the adults and ran to Yan Xia.
"Xiao Xia brother~ my dad said they will cook together! I can play at your place!"
Yan Xia touched the soft little curly hair on Yi Jingchen's head and glanced at the adults who came in. It seemed that they had agreed on it on the way and it would be easier if they did it together.
Yan Xia, who had originally wanted to help in the kitchen, had to take care of the two children. So while the adults were cooking, the front and back yards of the aunt's house were studied again.
It was still very novel for Yi Jingchen, a kid who had never been there before, but Feng Lele, who had already visited it two or three times, couldn't wait any longer and started mumbling about wanting to play something else.
"How about we go to your house? I haven't seen your house yet." Feng Lele looked down at Yi Jingchen and suggested.
The four-year-old child likes to blindly follow the older children. "Okay, we have a big goose at home, but my dad said that we kids can't get too close to it, it's fierce!" When he said this, the baby fat on his little face trembled, which was so adorable.
Yan Xia couldn't help but stretched out his hand and pinched the child. The child didn't know if he was used to being pinched or if he just really liked this handsome big brother. He didn't mind being pinched at all and even leaned towards Yan Xia, like a soft and sticky little lamb.
Yan Xia embraced her and rubbed her little curly hair, feeling extremely satisfied.
However, it seemed that only this college student could understand the cuteness of the little lamb. Feng Lele, a kid beside him, was paying attention to what he had just said. "How fierce can a goose be? If it dares to bite us, I will beat it! I have practiced Taekwondo. I can beat ten geese by myself!"
Yan Xia looked at Feng Lele who looked confident and wanted to say, what bullshit are you talking about? It can beat ten of you.
The innocent child Yi Jingchen obviously didn't think so. He looked at Feng Lele with admiration, "Wow~ Brother Lele is so awesome!!"
The big eyes were full of sincerity, and it was obvious that the child believed this from the bottom of his heart. It was normal for brother Lele, who was taller and fatter than him, to be so awesome!
Feng Lele raised his head confidently and waved his hand in a very cool manner, "Then just follow me and I will protect you!!"
Seeing that the two were going to continue praising each other, Yan Xia urgently changed the subject and asked Yi Jingchen, "What is your family's mission?"
He was afraid that if the two continued talking, the fat boy, who had never seen the dangers of the world, would run straight to challenge the big goose.
Yi Jingchen's dark pupils were a little confused when he was asked, "Mission?"
After two seconds, as if he remembered something, he said in a baby voice, "My dad said he wanted to catch a goose for the grandpa at home. Grandpa...get married, marry, marry a young girl!"
Yan Xia: “…………”
are you sure? ?
Yan Xia asked again uncertainly, "The person who opened the door for you was an old man? Was the old man going to marry a girl?"
Yi Jingchen nodded his little head affirmatively.
"Uh-huh!!"
Yan Xia was silent. His casual question actually brought up a rural scandal.
Feng Lele was no longer obsessed with challenging the big goose, and expressed his own opinion, "Grandpa can't marry a young girl, he has to marry a grandmother!"
After being refuted, Yi Jingchen emphasized again that he was not mistaken, "It was the little girl!"
“Grandma!!”
"Little girl!!"
“…………”
Yan Xia, who was sandwiched between the two people, rubbed his ears, turned his head and looked at the accompanying PDs sitting in a group trying to hold back their laughter.
Yan Xia understood instantly. It seemed that there was something wrong with the child’s memory.
Little did they know that the audience in the live broadcast room were also laughing like crazy.
[Hahahahahahahaha, you can only marry an old lady, there is nothing wrong with the logic. ]
[I was laughing so hard that I wanted to die. The old man was clearly talking about his nephew's engagement.]
【Grandpa: Don’t be so nagging! 】
【Hahaha, grandpa’s integrity has been lost in his later years.】
[A cute little kid without a head~]
[Grandpa: I didn’t say that. Don’t talk nonsense. My dear, please listen to my explanation! ]
In the yard, the two children were still arguing with each other. Not wanting to be caught in the middle, Yan Xia simply ran to the faucet in the corner of the yard to wash his slippers.
When he went to pick up eggs, he changed into slippers specifically to avoid stepping on chicken poop that was difficult to wash off. It turned out that he was very foresighted, as the soles of his shoes were covered with a lot of both liquid and dry poop.
When Yan Xia washed her shoes and feet, the two people not far away had already had an argument. Who will the old man marry in the end? Will he break away from the secular world or follow ethics? That is unknown.
Anyway, the topic of the two people turned to the big goose again, and Feng Lele ran to Yan Xia and said, "Let's go to Yi Jingchen's house now!"
Yan Xia turned off the faucet and said, "Okay, let me change my shoes."
The slippers were soaked with water and were a bit slippery. He was afraid that if he went downhill, his shoes would go up to his calves.
Then the trio thumped up the stairs again.
While Yan Xia was looking for shoes and socks, the two of them had nothing fun to do, so they just stood at the door and waited obediently.
The luggage in the room was arranged in an orderly manner. Yan Xia picked up a pair of socks from the shelf at random. He wanted to sit on the bed, but then he changed his mind and sat on the small stool next to it.
It is so inconvenient to be transformed into a child. He has to crawl onto the bed with his short legs. I hope that in the next world, he won't be transformed into a child again.
Yan Xia sighed in her heart about the child's physical inconvenience while putting the socks on his feet. However, the hand that was putting on the socks seemed to have its own ideas and suddenly changed its direction halfway.
Yan Xia had a premonition that something was wrong and could only watch his hands put the socks on his head.
Yan Xia: “???”
What kind of logic is this? ?
Does he have athlete's foot? ? ?
Yan Xia kept his cotton socks over his head, trying hard to understand the logic behind this action, and then found that apart from the fact that he had athlete's foot on his head, there seemed to be no other explanation.
Could it be that the program background recognized his head as a foot? Not only was the shape wrong, but the number was also wrong!
Yan Xia was thinking over and over again but couldn't figure out what was going on. The two friends who were waiting for him at the door had already run up to him and asked curiously, "Xiao Xia, why are you wearing socks on your head?"
“…………”, Yan Xia was in deep thought.
Good question, I would also like to ask why?!
After a moment, Yan Xia raised her chin slightly in a pretentious manner, tilting her face at a 45-degree angle, "Don't you think this is super cool?!"
After that, he found another reason to rationalize this performance art, "I am... the shape of Calabash Brothers!"
Feng Lele: "There is a gourd with two round balls on its head."
Seeing that this logic made sense to the two friends, Yan Xia stood up and acted very naturally, "This is not easy!"
He immediately crumpled up two balls of toilet paper and stuffed them into his socks.
"That's all."
Feng Lele looked left and right, his eyes gradually becoming fanatical: "It really looks like him! I also want to look like the Calabash Brothers. I like the fourth one, who can breathe fire, so cool!!"
Then he spotted a green sock among the socks on the shelf. Feng Lele ran to the shelf and asked, "Can you lend me your green socks?"
What could Yan Xia say? He had to finish the plot he had written even if he had to kneel down.
"Can."
Yi Jingchen also raised his little arm, "I want it too~ What kind of baby am I?"
It was obvious that he had not watched the cartoon and simply thought it was fun.
"You are so young, you are the seventh child." Feng Lele handed over a sock with a little purple color.
A few minutes later, three simplified versions of the Calabash Brothers, wearing cotton socks with two balls of paper wrapped in the socks, were ready.
By the way, it also brought back memories of some uncles and aunts in the live broadcast room.
[Isn't this the me who used to be covered with bed sheets? ]
[Sure enough, there is no child who doesn’t want to cosplay as an idol. 】
【The look is all about the face. 】
[This isn't a pure gourd baby wearing a hat, it's too tall. 】
When going out and down the stairs, Yan Xia walked at the back, wondering how things could have turned out to be so outrageous when it was just a matter of changing shoes.
He even felt a little regretful in his heart. This mission might not be as easy as he had imagined, but it was too late to say anything now.
Yan Xia just walked downstairs slowly when she heard Feng Jianxian's exaggerated laughter in the yard, "Hahahaha, why did you do this?!"
As soon as Yan Xia stepped over the threshold, she met her eldest brother's gaze. At the same time, Yi Jingchen's honest voice rang out, "Brother Xia made it for me. He said it looks cool!"
Yan Ji: “…………”
Yan Xia: “…………”
Yan Xia just watched and felt the change in his elder brother's eyes.
"It wasn't my intention! I just wanted to put on a pair of socks, and its claws stretched uncontrollably towards my head." Yan Xia explained quickly in his mind, lest his brother think that he, a man in his twenties, really thought it was cool to cosplay Calabash Brothers.
Yan Ji was still holding a handful of freshly pulled green onions in his hand, and his voice was as flat as usual, and far less exciting than his eyes.
"No need to explain."
"It's not the first time."
The incoherent sentence made Yan Xia stunned for a moment, and then memories from long ago came to his mind.
It seems that this is not the first time he has done something like putting socks over his head.
It was in his previous life, when he was fifteen, on a weekend night, and he was alone at home. The whole villa was empty and very quiet, and his brother was working overtime and didn't come back until midnight.
He couldn't sleep at that time and felt bored, so he called a lot of friends to go out and play. I don't know what game they played but he lost the bet.
The three losers had to fulfill their bet - they had to put stockings on their heads and go to the bank to withdraw money. The stockings had to be bought at a 24-hour adult supplies store.
In the end, the bet was not completed because they were reported by enthusiastic citizens as soon as they approached the bank.
Immediately afterwards, I was taken on a two-hour tour of the police station, where I was severely criticized and educated by the police officers, who also called each of my parents to pick them up.
He remembered that it was the assistant who came.
I didn't expect that he almost forgot it, but his brother still remembered it.
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