Chapter 82: The Intelligent Educated Youth 16
Because he had solved the previous mystery, Li Xingchang felt much less fearful and alert on his way back.
He said that he clearly heard two clear pheasant calls at that time, but after searching for a while he didn't see even a chicken feather. It turned out that the call was from two educated youth, so how could he see a ghost?
After being frightened by the big brown bear, everyone walked out of the mountain at a fast pace. Hu Dali and Hu Erli couldn't walk fast enough, so they were carried by others.
Li Xingchang continued to stay close to Yan Xia and asked quietly, "Little Yan Zhiqing, what you did on the mountain before, were you trying to lure out the pheasants?"
Yan Xia: “………………”
No, he was actually just practicing to see if his claim of being the King of Chicken Club Hammer was true.
The conclusion is that genetic problems cannot be changed.
He didn't need to answer, because Li Xingchang was already convinced of the answer and asked again: "Is it useful? If so, can you teach me? How do you sound so similar?"
Yan Xia: "It's useless. Didn't you see it? There's not even a chicken feather nearby."
Li Xingchang: “Yes.”
I instantly gave up the idea of learning it. What's the point of learning something that has no benefit?
The two of them were whispering to each other and soon came out of the mountains. They didn't encounter any unexpected situations along the way. I don't know if it was because of the three different bear roars before that caused a lot of birds and beasts to run away.
Some people wanted to steal a sheep but failed to do so, and didn't even see a pheasant or rabbit.
Of course, in comparison, they just didn't get any advantage by the way. Hu Dali and Hu Erli were the ones who really ran into the mountains in vain and suffered a lot. Even the things they brought into the mountains were lost when they were chased by wild boars.
On the way down the mountain, Hu Dali and Hu Erli kept their heads down, especially when they met Yan Xia's eyes.
Yan Xia understood.
It was embarrassing, extremely embarrassing.
There was shame mixed with embarrassment, and within the shame was relief at having survived the disaster, and within the relief was probably also anxiety about seeing my family soon.
Soon, Yan Xia witnessed the scene of meeting the family. A lot of people gathered halfway up the mountain. As soon as they appeared, the crowd rushed up instantly.
Then Yan Xia saw Hu Dali and Hu Erli being beaten up by their wives and mothers.
No one tried to persuade him to do anything, and some even clapped and cheered, thinking that the beating was not too lenient.
Today was supposed to be a working day, but with such a big incident, all the families whose family members have gone into the mountains are in no mood to go to work. Fortunately, the autumn harvest was over long ago, and the fields are very idle now, so it doesn't matter if they don't work for half a day.
After all this trouble, it was almost noon.
Yan Xia took advantage of the fact that the crowd was still gathered together and quietly slipped away with his mother.
After returning home, Yan Xia finally saw the ginseng that Ms. Su was thinking about. Judging from its appearance, it must be at least three or four hundred years old.
Yan Ji and Yan Feiyue went to work and haven't come back yet. Yan Xia sighed quietly. No wonder someone asked his father if he was worried that his mother had run away since she ran away so fast.
When someone from other families went into the mountains, the family members were so worried that they didn't want to go to work and ran to the middle of the mountain to wait for them. But his father and brother went to work so calmly.
Even though she is not at home, it cannot hide Ms. Su's desire to show off.
In the sea of knowledge.
【28-year-old girl】: [picture][picture][picture]
They took several photos in a row from all angles, all covered in mud. But before Yan Ji and Yan Feiyue could say anything, Grandpa Su showed up first.
[Grandpa, I am the most handsome man in the universe]: "It looks good. Bring it back and let me make some wine."
[Twenty-eight Girl]: "One thousand per piece."
[Grandpa, I am the most handsome man in the universe]: "You are so filial that I am dying of grief."
[Twenty-eight Girl]: "Father and daughter should settle accounts clearly."
【Grandpa, I am the most handsome man in the universe】: "@Another person, grandson, didn't you make one for grandpa?"
Yan Xia saw it, but he chose to pretend to be dead.
He would never make a choice when he was caught between his grandfather and his mother.
Yan Xia turned around and went to cook, no longer caring about what her family members were saying in her sea of consciousness.
If you're hungry, filling your stomach is important.
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Yan Ji and Yan Feiyue came back soon. While the family was having dinner, Yan Xia didn't realize that he had returned to the center of gossip again, even though it had only been three or four days since the last time.
While they were enjoying their peaceful lunch, their fellow villagers over there felt like they didn't even have enough food to eat.
When they met the neighbors who didn't go to watch the fun, they started chattering.
Similar words echoed in the country roads, clean courtyards, and other places...
Hey, did you hear about that? When they went to look for the two boys from the Hu family, they met the blind bear again!
Do you know how he escaped this time?
Ouch! You guessed wrong! It wasn't the educated youth Yan who carried the people and ran away. There were so many people, how could the educated youth Yan carry them all? Could he carry one in each hand and put another on his head? The educated youth Yan didn't have three heads and six arms, so how could he run away? In the end, they all had to be fed to the bear.
I tell you, it was the young educated youth Yan and the educated youth Su who imitated the roar of the blind bear and roared the bear away.
You also find it unbelievable, right? Everyone says that it is so realistic, just like the real thing. How realistic is it? Have you seen the kid from the Wang family?
Do you know why he ran home so quickly? I heard from Xiao Changzi that it was because the young educated youth Yan suddenly made a noise that frightened him to the point of peeing, and he thought there was a blind bear behind him.
The kid from the Wang family was so scared that he peed his pants/crotch. Don’t you think it’s very real?!
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Conversations like these spread throughout the Pingtan Brigade at noon, and they all ended with similar words, which were...
What a pity, I didn’t hear it. I really wanted to hear little Yan Zhiqing and Su Zhiqing calling out to each other!
So, when Yan Xia went to work in the afternoon, he found that a lot of eyes were focused on him.
It seemed like we were back to three or four days ago, when Comrade Li Xingchang told us everything about how they encountered the blind bear and how he carried him all over the mountain.
Although most people of this generation are reserved and introverted, they cannot resist their strong curiosity.
Therefore, Aunt Wang, who was often assigned to work with Yan Xia, came up to him and said in a roundabout way, "Little educated youth Yan, I treat you well, right?"
Yan Xia: “………………”
"Aunt, if you have something to say, just say it."
He was really not used to being hesitant to speak.
Aunt Wang laughed and said, "Then I'll just say it straight. Can you imitate the cry of a blind bear? I've never heard that cry in my life."
Yan Xia: “………………”
He knew this would happen, and isn't it a good thing that he hasn't heard of it? It's more terrifying if you have heard of it.
But sometimes the more you try to hide something, the more curious people will be. Anyway, many people have heard about it, so a few more won’t make a difference. So Yan Xia just prepared himself for a few seconds, and then…
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
A rough and powerful roar echoed between the ridges of the fields. Aunt Wang and the villagers nearby were stunned as they did not expect someone to suddenly speak.
The same thought came to my mind at the same time...
It's really scary, it's worthy of being able to scare away a blind bear.
At the same time, on the road next to them, a little girl about ten years old passed by holding her two or three-year-old sister.
The result is predictable. The little girl, who was two or three years old, burst into tears with a "wah".
Yan Xia: “………………”
It's a sin.
Aunt Wang turned around and saw that it was her granddaughter.
"Oh my dear, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, that's the young educated youth Yan, not a blind bear."
Yan Xia was silent. He had a premonition that there would be another rumor in the gossip center...
That young educated youth named Yan imitated the roar of a blind bear and scared the child to tears!
Anyway, there are already a lot of gossips about him, so this one is not a big deal. Yan Xia was extremely calm at this moment.
However, in the next few days, the calm mood gradually became uneasy.
The main reason is that children are very curious. If you learn to roar like a bear, they will ask you if you can roar like a tiger or a lion.
Blah blah and so on. Yan Xia had never felt that he was so popular with kids.
Just like at this moment, Yan Xia once again met Li Xingchang's eldest nephew Goudan, who was playing with his little brothers at the foot of the mountain.
When Yan Xia's family of four came back from work, only Yan Xia was stopped by a child. The child was very sweet-talking and kept calling him "educated youth brother".
Xiao Gou Dan: "Brother Zhiqing, can you bray like a donkey?"
Yan Xia: “No.”
There was no hesitation in the answer.
Xiao Gou Dan said regretfully: "I wanted you to teach me. My grandma scolded me for being a stubborn donkey again today. I thought that next time she scolds me, I will yell at her!"
Yan Xia: “………………”
This stubborn donkey’s cry is not unfair.
This kind of thing is considered normal. Yan Xia didn't expect that he would encounter something even more outrageous later.
Generally speaking, adults know their limits and just watch it out of curiosity.
But sometimes, things like propriety are worthless compared to the family property.
Yan Xia actually met an old lady who said that her old hen was missing. She had been searching for it for a long time but couldn't find it. It didn't look like it was stolen, so it might have run away secretly. She asked if she could imitate the crowing of a rooster to lure the old hen out?
Yan Xia: “………………”
The idea of a beautiful chicken is not appropriate. It is not appropriate.
Besides, can the chickens hear his crowing? If the chickens hear it, they will be even less willing to come out, right?
Which old hen would hear a big rooster yelling "I'll beat you to death" and then run out happily? It's not like she has a masochistic nature.
This absurd and funny thing completely faded away until the brigade distributed grain.
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Grain distribution, like autumn harvest, is an annual event in the countryside. One person picks the fruits of labor, and the other holds the fruits of labor in his hands.
Early in the morning, the entire Pingtan Brigade was particularly lively. Some people didn't even eat breakfast and just moved a small stool to sit in the open space.
To use other people's words, even though he won't get more food if he comes early, but he can get the food in his hands earlier and look at it happily. If he is happy for a few hours, then it's a good deal.
Yan Xia and the others were not in a hurry. They waited leisurely and slowly until the people in front of them had almost finished their distribution before they went over.
It was already afternoon when they got there. They arrived late and did not have many work points, so the food they were given was limited, and it would definitely not be enough to last until the New Year.
So Ms. Su paid a little more and bought enough food for them to last until the New Year.
When buying, the team leader Tan Kangshun wanted to persuade them to buy more, saying that this amount would only be enough for them to eat until the New Year. There would be nothing to eat when spring comes, and they would have to buy more then, which would be a waste of time.
Upon hearing this, Yan Xia muttered to himself that they would only be able to eat until the New Year, and they would leave after the New Year.
Of course, he couldn't say this now. In the end, Yan Xia rejected the captain's proposal on the grounds that he didn't have enough money.
Just kidding, if you buy too much, you will have to carry it with you. It’s okay to bring in big bags, but there is no need to leave with big bags.
The Pingtan Brigade was filled with a joyful atmosphere the whole day. No matter whether a family had many or few work points, they all received food.
There is a lack of entertainment these days, so the only way people usually express their happiness is... by eating something delicious.
Yan Xia and his friends also followed the local customs and were infected by the joyful atmosphere so much that they prepared a few more dishes in the evening.
When the sun sets.
Smoke was rising from every household. Yan Xia was not the head chef today. Besides him, Ms. Su's cooking was also delicious, and Yan Xia was responsible for helping out.
In the kitchen, Su Wenyin wielded the spatula vigorously. While frying, she turned her head to glance at the things on the chopping board and said to her son, "Go get the sausages and cut them."
Yan Xia took the order and went out. The sausages were taken out, washed and hung outside.
Yan Xia left the kitchen and walked towards the place where the sausages were hung, but found that the bamboo pole was empty with only a broken rope left.
Yan Xia: “????”
He is so big, how can he hold two sausages?
Big! Long! Where is the sausage hanging here? ?
Yan Xia shouted into the house at the top of his voice: "Brother! Big brother! Where are my intestines?"
Yan Ji: "In your stomach."
Yan Xia: “………………”
What a hellish joke.
Yan Xia: "I mean the sausages. I washed them this afternoon and hung them here!"
Yan Ji and Yan Feiyue came out of the house at the same time.
Yan Ji: "I don't know, I haven't seen it."
Yan Feiyue: “I haven’t seen it either.”
Yan Xia: “What the hell!”
Su Wenyin poked her head out of the kitchen holding a spatula. "It's missing? Are you sure you took it out and washed it?"
Yan Xia: “???”
How could he forget to wash such a big and long sausage!
Su Wenyin waved her hand: "It was probably taken away by a wild cat. Take out two more and put them in the pot."
Yan Xia said "Oh" and looked at the remaining half of the broken rope. He suddenly remembered the old lady who came to him two days ago to tell him that the chickens at home were missing.
Could it be the same thing?
It turns out that some anthropomorphic systems do have some talent for reasoning, because over the next two or three days, several families in the Pingtan Brigade said that their chickens were also lost.
There was a chicken thief in the Pingtan Brigade, and this incident quickly became the central topic of the rural intelligence organization. Those who had old hens at home wanted to bring their old hens into the house to sleep with them at night.
This is worth four or five dollars, and it needs to lay eggs for the family. We can’t let it be stolen!
As more and more families lost their chickens, everyone discussed and analyzed the situation and came up with a clue, which was...
Maybe the weasel has come down the mountain.
Once this result came out, the villagers whose belongings were stolen felt a little awkward. In the area around Pingtan Brigade, the legend of the Four Great Immortals has been passed down to this day, and maybe their ancestors had worshipped them two generations ago.
Although it is not allowed to talk about these things now, the taboos that everyone should have are still there.
Someone immediately suggested that we catch this Wong Tai Sin, no... the weasel, and release him to another hill.
The proposal was passed unanimously, but unfortunately no household was willing to use their chickens as bait.
If it really gets taken away by a weasel, who will be responsible for it? They don't want to lose four or five dollars in vain.
But if you don't catch it, who can guarantee that your chickens won't suffer next time?
So everyone considered it again, and the final result was...
Yan Xia was asked by several aunts if he could help. He didn't have to catch any chickens, he just had to make them sound more like weasels, creating the impression that there were indeed a lot of chickens here. Then the weasel might come, and when it did they could catch it and send it back to the other hill.
As a possible victim, Yan Xia agreed. His two big long sausages were gone, and someone actually stole them from him. This was intolerable!
So, on a dark and windy night.
Yan Xia and some villagers ambushed in a yard. The villagers held baskets and hid in the dark, trying to catch the weasel as soon as it appeared.
Yan Xia also stayed near them, and opened her little mouth...
“Gah, gh, gh, gh!!”
“Oooooohhhhhh!!”
“Guguda, guguda, guguda!!”
He can make all the chicken sounds that the villagers want, but the owner of this house doesn't quite understand why his chickens look so scared in the house.
If the chicken knew what its owner was thinking, it would roar: "There are so many chickens out there who know where they came from and want to beat me to death. How can I not be afraid?!"
No one knew about this little episode except the owner of the house.
Yan Xia leaned against the wall, squatted on the ground and muttered to himself for a long time. Just when everyone was wondering if this trick was useless.
Finally, the grass in front moved, and a yellow figure appeared quietly. The villager hiding in the dark rushed forward with a basket.
In the end, no one knew whether it was because there were too many people or the weasel was too cunning, but it nimbly dodged the baskets that were thrown at it.
Yan Xia just watched the yellow figure moving extremely quickly between the baskets and then moving straight towards him.
When they met it head-on, Yan Xia subconsciously raised his hand to grab it, but the thing turned its head and faced its butt towards him.
Immediately afterwards, Yan Xia felt a burst of yellow gas rushing towards his nose.
It stinks extremely badly!! It stinks really badly!! It stinks so badly that he thinks his nose is gone!!
This was Yan Xia’s last thought before he regained consciousness.
The villagers who were in a mess saw that after the weasel pounced on the young educated youth Yan, the young educated youth vomited...
Fainted.
Someone quickly stepped forward and caught Yan Xia's falling body.
"Oh my god, is little Yan Zhiqing okay?"
"I passed out from the stench!!"
"Pah, pah, pah, it stinks!"
"Hurry up! Go and look for Uncle Wang."
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While the villagers were talking to each other, someone had already helped Yan Xia up and laid him on his back, heading towards the barefoot doctor Wang's house. However, before they even reached the house, Yan Xia woke up in a daze halfway through the journey.
The moment he regained consciousness, the stench instantly overwhelmed him. Yan Xia wished he could faint again, but unfortunately his physical data was very rigorous and he couldn't faint.
Now he was being carried on someone's back and bouncing around, and Yan Xia couldn't help but vomit.
The elder brother who was vomited all over: “………………”
Yan Xiasheng said in a hopeless tone: "I'm sorry, comrade."
The eldest brother endured the stench and said with bated breath, "It's okay."
The villagers gathered around and asked, "Is the educated youth Yan all right?"
Yan Xia waved her hand: "It's okay, I don't need to go to Uncle Wang's place, just send me home."
Some villagers were worried: "Is everything really alright?"
Yan Xia nodded, he was fine, there was something wrong with his nose!!
He urgently needed to go home and restart, right now! He couldn't wait even a second to restart!
The eldest brother quickly arrived home carrying Yan Xia. After saying goodbye to the worried villagers, Yan Xia ran into the room without waiting and shook his brother's shoulder.
Yan Xia: "Brother, brother, brother! Big brother! Restart for me!!!"
If he hadn't been able to stay awake and stand straight during the reboot, he would have asked his elder brother to reboot him while he was outside.
Yan Ji smelled a foul odor the moment he was woken up. Before he could react, his body subconsciously moved three steps to the side.
Yan Xia looked hurt: "Do you dislike me?"
Yan Ji understood the situation in a second, and without saying a word, he directly pressed the restart button in his sea of consciousness.
The stench in Yan Xia's nose finally disappeared, but a little bit of it remained in the room.
In the darkness, Yan Ji was silent for half a minute before he said, "Next time if you do this again, don't go into the house."
Yan Xia: “………………”
There is no love anymore.
Yan Xia's sadness turned into anger, and he secretly thought in his heart that if he didn't avenge himself, he would have to take the yellow-skinned guy's surname!
The next day, after knowing what her son had experienced the night before, Ms. Su burst into laughter, her laughter was totally unbelievable.
After experiencing the lack of brotherly love last night, Yan Xia experienced the fragile mother-son relationship again in the morning.
As a result, Yan Xia became abnormal due to the injury.
When the villagers failed in their first attempt to catch the weasel and were still planning what to do next time to ensure safety, Yan Xia had already acted on his own.
It was a dark and windy night.
The system was a little overwhelmed and didn't even sleep. After carefully studying the locations of the families who had lost chickens before, it began to act.
Yan Xia actually didn't do anything and his methods were still very gentle.
He just ran to those nooks and crannies and learned the calls of all the small animals on the weasel's diet. Sometimes he hid in one place and imitated the croaking of frogs, and sometimes he hid in another place and imitated the squeak of mice.
The system with plug-in is so capricious. It is not just barking, each of its calls is different, giving the weasel the illusion that there are countless foods here.
The result is that every time I come here, I am very excited, but I don’t find any food at all.
Of course, it’s not like this every time. Yan Xia still claims to have a conscience. For example, when he imitates the sound of a mouse, he will put a bitter gourd over it.
Look how kind he is, he even gives me something to eat.
Finally after four or five days.
When Yan Xia squatted in a corner and called in the middle of the night again, the little yellow figure did not come.
Late at night, Yan Xia showed a perverted smile.
Weasel: Something is wrong with this place. It is very wrong. It is better to run away first! !
Another week passed, and Yan Xia occasionally heard someone muttering when she passed by the aunts. This Huang Daxian is quite spiritual. You see, after all the trouble they made, he knew not to come and visit the old hen.
Every time this happened, Yan Xia would secretly think in his heart that the yellow-skinned creature must have the spirituality of a ghost!
It is obviously him who is spiritual!
???
What's wrong with this statement? ?
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