Chapter 9 Weird Kid 9
Fortunately, the little fat boy didn't see it with his own eyes, so his desire to explore was not that strong. The topic was quickly skipped, and he began to excitedly imagine what posture he would use to catch the big fish.
The fish pond is on the outskirts of the village. It is not particularly far, but not very close either. It is contracted by the owner of Feng Lele's house, a young man in his twenties who returned to the village to start a business after graduating from college. After a few years, he has achieved some success.
Their mission this time is to either fish or catch five fish.
Everything was ready, and the four of them went out with their tools.
On the way to the fish pond, they had to pass by Yi Lixiao's house. When they could see the picture of the goose on the wall from afar, Feng Jianxian casually asked, "I wonder how Lixiao's geese are doing?"
Yi Lixiao did not complete any mission yesterday. This morning he needed to catch two geese, tie them up with red ropes, and send them to the old grandfather's nephew's house, saying that they would be used for the engagement.
Otherwise I would have gone fishing with them now.
Feng Lele's chubby face looked thoughtful, "I think it must be difficult to catch."
The momentum of wanting to protect his companions in front of the big goose yesterday was no longer there between the lines.
Yan Xia nodded in agreement. To be honest, his task was the easiest. It was effortless to do and he even had the leisure to go fishing.
It seems that he really has a talent for snatching tasks.
After a while, the picture of the big goose on the distant wall gradually became clear. As soon as they approached the yard, they heard loud geese and... human calls coming from inside.
A few people walked quickly to the gate and saw the scene of Yi Lixiao dueling with the geese. He grabbed the back of the neck of a goose with his hand, while carefully dodging the attack of another goose.
Two large geese cackled beside him.
Little boy Yi Jingchen was standing not far away with a stick in his hand. He looked like he was trying to help his father with whatever little strength he had. The expression on his little face showed worry and fear.
Yan Xia glanced at the translator and found that the goose's continuous calls were actually just repeating one sentence.
"Stab you to death!"
Poultry with not-so-smart brains are just that simple and violent.
Seeing this situation, Feng Jianxian stepped into the courtyard first and was about to help.
The noise at the gate of the yard instantly distracted Yi Lixiao's attention. It was at this moment that he was pecked on the butt by the goose without noticing it.
He himself didn't think anything was wrong, but when Yi Jingchen saw his dad being nagged, he couldn't hold it anymore. He rushed forward with a crying voice and hit the goose with a stick, "Don't bite my dad! Dad has a sore on his butt, you can't bite it!!"
The staff who were ready to help, Yan Xia and others: "…………"
Is this something that can be said?
Yi Lixiao's steps froze for a moment.
The content of the barrage discussions in the live broadcast room also changed.
[I seem to have heard something I shouldn't have heard.]
[Sores? Is it the hemorrhoids or sores that I understand? 】
【Ten men, ten sores, this is true. 】
【Hahahahahahaha Xiaochu is very powerful. 】
[dbq is so funny and touching, how come it's Fat Si? ? ]
[My wound, which had just been cut, almost split open with laughter. 】
[It can be seen that the baby is really worried and anxious. ]
[Chenchen: I will protect Daddy's butt! ]
The anxious little Yi Jingchen naturally didn't know that he had revealed the secret that embarrassed his father in a panic. He used enough force to hit the goose with the stick and successfully angered the goose. The goose turned its head and pulled its neck towards the child.
Then he was pinched on the mouth by the staff who had been protecting the child. However, the task was the task and he still had to take action when it was necessary.
The goose catching operation ended here.
Yi Lixiao held the goose's neck with his hands and looked down at his son with a complicated expression.
Social death and embarrassment fly together, and the sky is filled with the same color as emotion.
How could a naive child understand that there are many unspeakable diseases in the adult world? He hugged Yi Lixiao's thighs and his little hands carefully touched his father's buttocks.
Feng Jianxian walked up and patted Yi Lixiao on the shoulder, saying in a very tactful tone, "It seems that you still don't exercise enough."
Yi Lixiao pinched the big goose's neck to show that he wanted to be alone, and pinched the big goose so hard that it rolled its eyes.
Yan Xia, who was a few meters away from them, was watching the show silently, while thinking that if he remembered correctly, the goose given as a gift for the engagement was a live goose. If it was strangled to death, wouldn't they have to do it again?
Just when Yan Xia was trying to do two things at once, Feng Lele beside him suddenly remembered something and said to Feng Jianxian, "Dad, didn't you also..."
The rest of the words were not spoken because Feng Jianxian rushed over like a gust of wind and covered his good son's mouth.
The speed is so fast!
Yan Xia: “…………”
He seemed to feel a gust of wind blowing past him.
Feng Lele: “Mmmmm…”
The audience rubbed their hands excitedly: [What? Tell us what it is! We are super members, there is nothing we cannot hear! ! ]
Yan Xia just watched Feng Lele being covered by his father's mouth and led out of the yard. Behind him, Yi Lixiao's gloating laughter was so hearty, as if the person who was embarrassed to the point of red ears was not himself.
Yan Xia quietly raised his head and glanced at Yan Ji, and the next moment he met his brother's warning eyes.
Yan Xia lowered his head and shook it quickly. What was he thinking? His brother must be a hemorrhoid-free young man. His obsessive-compulsive and mysophobic character would not allow himself to be in such a situation.
He probably won't be able to do that in the future, after all, he didn't even see the item of small meatballs in the list of ingredients.
The materials used to make the human body are extremely expensive, and the leader in charge of this department is an extremely stingy person. He definitely wouldn't be willing to use any of them to make the little meat balls.
Thinking of this, Yan Xia held his small fishing rod and smiled with relief.
He was halfway through laughing when his brother gave him a meaningful look.
Yan Xia: “???”
What does it mean? ?
He never had it in his previous life! He never had it in this life! And he never will have it in the future!!
Yan Xia looked back at Yan Ji with accusatory eyes.
Yan Ji said matter-of-factly: "You are the only one allowed to think about it, can't I think about it too?"
Yan Xia: “…………”
Didn't he just think about it for three seconds? Why did he bring it back?
Yan Xia shut up his microphone and his mind, for he was afraid that his brother would come back with more.
Yan Xia's eyes fell on the father and son in front of him. Feng Jianxian bent over and put his arm around Feng Lele's shoulders, whispering something in Feng Lele's ear.
Yan Xia watched with great interest and made a blind guess. It was probably that what he was muttering about was about how to maintain his old father's face in public.
The effect of Zun Zun's quiet teaching was very significant. Feng Lele seemed to have completely forgotten that he had not finished speaking just now. He ran over to join Yan Xia and started talking about the ten major ways to eat fish.
Yan Xia suspected that what Feng Jianxian muttered just now was not some profound truth, but he just recited a recipe book, such as steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, and roasted duck...
Trying to make the little fat boy forget everything else because of his greed.
Yan Xia looked at the fat boy and felt that he might have accidentally discovered the truth.
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After about twenty minutes, we finally arrived at the fish pond.
As soon as they sat down on the little stool and swung the fishing rod, it instantly felt like the scene in "Children Fishing", but they were still two children.
Feng Lele sat directly next to Yan Xia. The kid didn't care about the distance between them. He just wanted to be close to his friend. The main reason was that they couldn't talk happily without being close to each other.
Yan Xia agreed with the fat boy's imaginative chat like coaxing a child, his eyes all the time on the water. It seemed that the owner of the fish pond was indeed very successful in his business. In the short time he had been sitting there, he saw several fish swimming around.
He saw it, but there was no fish biting the bait on his hook. It seemed like the fish showed up just to tease him.
Just when Yan Xia was sighing that the fish raised in this family were also extremely clever, Feng Jianxian, who was a few meters away on his left, cheered. The moment the fish hook came out of the water, a big fish was clearly hanging on it.
At the same time, Yan Xia saw out of the corner of his eye that his brother's fishing rod moved, and a few seconds later, another big fish came out of the water.
For the next half hour, Yan Xia watched Feng Jianxian and his brother reeling in the lines and casting the rods one after another.
And his small fishing rod would only move when the wind blew.
Yan Xia: “…………”
Oh.
There is something wrong with this fish. It has learned to cook it according to the person who eats it.
How could a man who had been strong all his life admit defeat? Yan Xia ran to his brother's bait box and prepared to smuggle some bait back.
As a result, just as the little hand grabbed a few, Yan Ji said, "Just take one."
What this means is that if you take too much, you won’t be able to use it.
Yan Xia: “…………”
Why can't he use it? He will be able to use it soon!
Not only did Yan Xia not put his hand back, he stretched out his other hand and grabbed another handful. He wanted to hang them one by one and throw them away one by one!
It turns out that sometimes the reason why the fish don’t bite has little to do with the bait. For the next ten minutes or so, the fishing rod with the changed bait remained motionless.
Yan Xia sighed, but felt a little comforted when he saw the fat boy next to him whose fishing rod had not moved at all.
Since it's not the bait's problem, it's not his problem either. It's just the fish that's bullying the child.
Hearing Yan Xia's sigh, Feng Lele also sighed loudly, and looked at Feng Jianxian with envy and admiration, "My dad is really awesome."
Yan Xia's strong genes suddenly moved, and he subconsciously replied: "My brother is not bad either!"
He didn't realize what was wrong for several seconds after he finished speaking, and it was Feng Lele who raised the question: "Why do you call your father brother?"
Yan Xia just reacted: "..."
Is it too late for me to say that I just slipped the tongue?
Yan Xia did not show that his brain was working rapidly, and then he answered seriously with a small face: "My father said that fathers and sons should get along like brothers. He is my father in blood, but in life he wants to be my brother."
After saying that, under Yan Ji's gaze of 'I'll just watch you edit', he concluded loudly: "We have always been good buddies!"
This is the truth, even the punctuation marks are not deceiving.
Hearing this, Feng Jianxian laughed and said to Yan Ji, "I didn't realize that your educational philosophy is very democratic, Xiao Yan. I want to learn from you."
After Feng Jianxian finished speaking, he was secretly thinking that this young man usually looked serious and taciturn. He thought he was a strict father, but it turned out that he was actually a brother to his son in private. He really didn't realize that he had this side.
Yan Ji, who had transformed from a strict father to a democratic father, curled his lips and said, "You're too kind."
When Feng Jianxian smiled and said that young people are just modest, Feng Lele raised his arm and expressed his opinion: "Dad, I will call you big brother from now on, okay? I will call you big brother, and you call me little brother."
Feng Jianxian smiled brightly and said, "It's okay for me to call you dad." It was obvious from his tone that he was teasing a child.
Unfortunately, the amused child did not hear it and was still thinking seriously. After a long while, just when Yan Xia thought that the other party was going to say something about filial piety ethics.
Feng Lele said seriously, "I don't think so. I don't have the money to give you pocket money."
It can be said that he understood the true meaning of parent-child relationship very early. It is not easy to be a father.
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