Chapter 13 Happy University (Thirteen)
Feng Zhibei considers himself a cultured human being. He would not bother with a mere NPC in the game, and would not bring his bad mood to work.
Even if the game annoyed him.
Feng Zhibei sighed silently: What sin had I committed that I couldn't rest in peace even after death?
He led the way in front and interacted with the audience professionally, without forgetting his job of commentary.
Although the explanation effect is not good.
"Now let's go to the artificial lake. You can see that the trees here are very lush, and the air is very fresh..."
Desperate illiterates reappear
So this is the commentary category?
[Everyone, stop cursing. At least he can say something. The previous commentators died without a word.]
Feng Zhibei's voice was small and low enough that Chen Yingjie and Min Xizhen behind him did not hear him at a normal distance.
Fortunately, others couldn't hear it, otherwise they might think he was schizophrenic.
"You asked why the NPCs were staring at me? How would I know? I'm not a character in the game, so I can't really understand their paper-like minds."
Someone in the barrage asked about Yan Jingming.
Feng Zhibei answered while stepping hard on the small white flowers growing out of the cracks in the bricks on the road.
Bad moods should be vented in a reasonable way, for example, he just destroyed an innocent little white flower and did not affect anyone.
The artificial lake looked much more normal during the day, with swaying figures reflected on the calm surface.
"Why are there so many people? It's like a XXX party."
Feng Zhibei muttered something, stretched his neck to look into the crowd, and saw a few old acquaintances at a glance.
Li Fuzhuang, who is suspected to be the younger version of the corridor endorser, is standing next to a tall and thin man. Liu Hongtao is huddled together with the black-haired NPC who steals the show, and his girlfriend Xiaomei is nowhere to be found.
He roughly counted them and found that there were about twenty people.
"Feng Zhibei" saw them, turned around and said something to Liu Hongtao, then walked over.
"Teacher, give me the form. I'll give it to the president later."
He seemed a little afraid of Feng Zhibei. After speaking respectfully, he stood aside waiting, which was completely different from his previous behavior.
Feng Zhibei placed a rose with paper inserts in front of him.
The NPC's expression froze instantly.
[NPC: What the hell?]
[This NPC's expression is like seeing some new and exotic species, hahahaha]
"Here, here you go. Just hold it like this. It's quite convenient."
Feng Zhibei stuffed the flowers into his hand.
Before the stunned NPC could react, he pushed Min Xizhen forward and slipped away.
People kept coming from the path leading to the artificial lake, and the already small area was suddenly crowded with people. Some people even found an open space with books to sit down and read, muttering to themselves.
Feng Zhibei took a closer look and saw six large characters "Graduate Entrance Exam Vocabulary Flash" with impactful colors.
His pupils trembled, and he pinched his earphones. "It's terrifying... No, it's so touching. This college student didn't forget to memorize his lessons even when participating in club activities. This spirit is worth learning from for every one of us."
Min Xizhen, who was exploring around, accidentally overheard something and looked over there, a little confused:
"I've been wanting to ask this for a while now. Why is this school so competitive? Forget about the junior and senior years, but there are a lot of people who look like they've just enrolled, so why are they also holding books and reciting their names?"
Feng Zhibei shook his head. As someone without a university student, he couldn't answer this question.
A girl passing by turned her head to look at Min Xizhen and smiled at her. "You must be a new student here, right? Our school used to be called Xinhu College, but later it was changed to Happiness University. The school's motto is that the more you take exams, the happier you will be. The more you study, the happier you will be... After all, getting into a good school makes our parents and us happy."
Feng Zhibei felt a little nauseous after hearing this, unable to understand this mentality: "Then shouldn't you take this opportunity to review and memorize your lessons? How do you have time to participate in club activities?"
The girl pointed to the artificial lake and said, "It's a tradition of the school. This lake has a longer history than the school itself. It's said that they built a school here because of its good feng shui and that gods are enshrined beneath it."
"But praying and making wishes has only become popular recently. It seems that because the seniors who came to make wishes last year all got accepted, everyone came up with this activity. It can be considered a way to relax after school."
After she finished speaking, she nodded to Feng Zhibei and walked towards the crowded area.
Chen Yingjie didn't hand in the form and was standing not far away with his eyes narrowed.
Feng Zhibei looked at the crowd, touched his chin, and seemed to be thinking about something.
"...audience, I'm thinking... forget it, let's wait and see."
[? What do you mean? Don't tell me half of it.]
【Riddler Roll Roll Roll】
[New here, has no one explored this dungeon before? How come I don't know about it? ]
[This is just a novice village. Occasionally, some guilds come here to grind and train new players. Who has nothing better to do than to grind in the dark lane?]
"Snap, snap, snap."
Some people clapped a few times.
Feng Zhibei looked towards the source of the voice, and it was the NPC whose face looked exactly like his.
He was raising his hand, signaling everyone to gather around him.
"Hello everyone, I'm very happy to see you all here for the Rose Lake Club's presentation. The club president has something urgent to do, so I'll be hosting this event in his place."
Feng Zhibei shuddered. It was the first time he realized that his face could actually make such a serious and reliable expression. The NPC looked as if he was not giving a club speech, but participating in the university president election.
"Everyone has heard of the history of the artificial lake, right? Our club was founded based on it, in order to carry on the school's tradition."
He paused and held up a stack of papers in his hand - they were the forms he had just collected.
"There are many benefits to joining our club, the biggest one being that you can fulfill more wishes and make everyone's life more fulfilling and happy. There are no special requirements for joining our club, just come to the lake to attend the regular meetings every week."
"So what does a broken lake have to do with happiness..."
Min Xizhen complained in a low voice.
The "Feng Zhibei" took out a handbag filled with roses.
He distributed the petals to everyone and spoke slowly after he had finished.
"Everyone can make a wish that they most want to fulfill, silently recite it in their hearts, and then throw the flower petals into the lake. After completing this activity, you can choose to leave or stay."
Suddenly, people started to move. Some people held rose petals in their hands and muttered to themselves, while others showed an expression of "I was cheated after all", threw the petals on the ground, and left silently.
Of course, far more people stayed than left. After all, filling out the form meant they were at least interested.
Feng Zhibei was pinching the flower petals and thinking when a familiar voice came from behind her.
"Teacher, why are you here?!"
Liu Hongtao was holding flower petals and waving at him.
Feng Zhibei greeted him: "Why didn't you come with your girlfriend today?"
His expression was unnatural for a moment, but he quickly recovered and touched his nose. "She's not feeling well and is resting in the dormitory. She might have caught a cold that night."
That day, Feng Zhibei and Yan Jingming had a big fight in the artificial lake, and Liu Hongtao and his girlfriend watched the whole time.
Feng Zhibei didn't believe that under such circumstances, the other party could still talk about what happened that night so naturally.
Feng Zhibei: "Which dormitory is your girlfriend staying in? Isn't she staying at your place?"
Liu Hongtao smiled at him, "How is that possible, teacher? Girls can't enter the boys' dormitory, so of course her roommate is taking care of her."
"Oh...I see."
Feng Zhibei nodded, waved to him and left without waiting for the other party to make any move.
He walked to the lakeside, stood there for a long time, pinching the petals, and suddenly said, "Xiaomei is dead."
【？ 】
【? ? ?Why】
[How did you come up with this? Although this NPC is a bit strange, it's not enough to kill someone, right?]
[Anchor, please don’t lie]
[If I really kill someone, it won’t conform to the rules of the wilderness.]
"What do you mean I'm lying? Are you even human?" Feng Zhibei raised his voice slightly. After seeing the barrage of questions, he slowly said, "It was just a joke. I'll tell you later."
"As a teacher, I have to support student affairs and participate in student club activities."
He walked closer to the artificial lake, and his blurry figure was reflected on the water.
"What wish do you think I should make? I guess you can't say it out loud, because if you do, it won't work. So I won't tell you."
He casually tossed the petals into the lake. "Don't blame me for keeping you on suspense. Liu Hongtao and Xiaomei both expressed their wishes, but aren't they both impossible to fulfill?"
Feng Zhibei smiled and watched the petals sink into the water quickly in an extremely unscientific way.
He put his hands in his pockets and concluded, "This game's physics simulation isn't very good. Can't the officials just patch it out?"
There were many people standing by the lake, constantly throwing rose petals down, and they seemed to think it was a very reasonable thing for the petals to sink into the water.
Feng Zhibei concluded: "Not only is the physics not done well, but the NPCs are also a bit stupid."
A few bubbles suddenly emerged from the center of the lake.
He stood on tiptoe and squinted his eyes to look over there.
...It seems like something is swimming?
He remembered that when he was pulled into the water, there were no fish in the lake.
Feng Zhibei thought of another possibility and suddenly looked embarrassed.
Could Yan Jingming still be in there? But petals will become smelly if left in water for too long!
He was completely terrified when he remembered that he had entered such a place when he had fought with his opponent before.
Feng Zhibei was silent for a long time: "Taking a bath in this, the taste is really strong."
The comments couldn't keep up with his thoughts and had already started discussing how his thoughts jumped from saying someone was dead to taking a bath.
Feng Zhibei turned around and retreated, ready to stay away from the artificial lake, a place of trouble.
After all, he is now in tattered clothes. If he fights in another war, he will be naked, which is somewhat discordant.
Suddenly, a crisp prompt sound rang in my ears.
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