Chapter 464 Hu Xiaosi 003: Waiting for the show
After a while, Xiuxiu's mother was summoned by the sound of pigs:
"Dabao and Erbao, what's wrong with you?"
Xiuxiuniang rushed to the bedside.
Hu Xiaoyi grabbed the cassava peels on the bedside table and threw them at Xiuxiu's mother's face: "We don't want to get married! We don't want to marry a wife!"
Xiuxiu's mother was frightened: "What's wrong?"
Hu Xiaoer: "To get married, you have to pick up the bride, and you have to worship in the hall! You have to kneel down! And you have to go back to your parents' home... I won't do it!"
Xiuxiu's mother suddenly remembered that, indeed, they still needed to hold a wedding banquet.
Xiuxiuniang said anxiously: "No, no, you don't have to pick up the bride, you don't have to go out..."
As she spoke, she choked.
If you don't need anything, why not just not have a party? Wouldn't it be a joke if I didn't hold a banquet and didn't visit the parents?
Xiuxiu's mother's face turned pale. Instead of this, it would be better to marry a maid!
Buying a young maid only costs more than ten taels, which is much cheaper than marrying a wife.
Xiuxiu's mother said anxiously: "Don't worry, Dabao and Erbao, I won't let you feel bad."
"real?"
"Of course, when has mother ever lied to you? If you have a wife, there will always be someone by your bedside to watch over you."
When brother Hu Xiaoyi heard this, he thought, this is a great idea! In the past, there was only my mother. Whenever she went out for a long time, they would finish the food by their bed and start screaming with hunger.
If you have a wife, you will never go hungry.
The two brothers nodded quickly: "We want a wife! We want a wife!"
"Then mother will go out and make arrangements now."
Having said that, Xiuxiu's mother turned around and went out.
Since we can't have a wedding banquet and don't follow the formalities, we might as well just buy a maid.
The next morning, Xiuxiu's mother went out early.
Before noon, he took two ordinary-looking maids home.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw Hu Xiaosan and Xiaosi sitting in the yard chatting.
Xiuxiu's mother felt guilty and coughed dryly: "I thought our family was getting better and better, so I bought two maids to serve your eldest brother. After all, I am old and can no longer serve you."
Hu Xiaosan took a deep breath and figured out why his mother didn't marry a wife but bought a maid instead. This was to save the etiquette and to continue their family line.
Hu Xiaosi nodded with a smile: "Mom is right, it's time to buy someone."
Xiuxiu's mother breathed a sigh of relief: "Come with me, I will take you to see the eldest and second young masters."
After saying this, she turned around and left with the two maids.
I felt secretly delighted.
It was really a wise decision to buy a maid. Firstly, it avoided quarrels with Xiao Si, secondly, it saved money and etiquette, and it could also continue the family line.
After the two maids became pregnant, she said: Since they are pregnant anyway, I can't get rid of the babies. Then she married the two maids with a legitimate reason.
Killing three birds with one stone, she is so smart!
Seeing Xiuxiu's mother's proud back, Hu Xiaosan worriedly said, "What if mother really gives birth to a child if she does this?"
Hu Xiaosi said, "Don't worry! I asked Doctor Zhao a few years ago, and they can't do it. Wait, we will see some good shows."
A few years ago, two pigs fell sick, and Xiuxiu's mother asked a doctor to see them.
Later, he secretly asked Doctor Zhao whether the two pigs could get married and have children in the future.
Doctor Zhao said it was difficult, unless one did a lot of exercise and combined it with acupuncture and various herbal medicines. And judging from their physical conditions, I’m afraid they can’t even be considered men.
......
Xiuxiuniang entered the room with two maids.
When the two maids entered the room, they saw a fat man weighing over 500 pounds slumped on the bed, gnawing on a large roast chicken in his hands. It was greasy, like two big fat pigs.
The maids' faces immediately turned pale, because when they came, Xiuxiu's mother had made her attitude clear, saying that she wanted to buy wives for her two sons.
The two sons were not active and were very lazy, so they did not want to marry the daughters of decent families. Instead, they wanted to buy a maid who could serve them and serve as their wife.
When they were chosen, they were secretly delighted.
As long as you get married, you will be a ready-made young lady after you get pregnant and give birth to a baby.
Who would have thought...standing...no, lying opposite them were two big fat pigs!
There was also a faint smell of stuffiness coming from the room.
Xiuxiu's mother said, "Dabao and Erbao, they are your wives now. This one is called Chunhua, and this one is called Dongmei."
The Hu Xiaoyi brothers laughed happily: "Thank you, mom."
"I like this daughter-in-law."
Xiuxiu's mother turned around and said to Chunhua and Chunmei, "Chunhua will serve the eldest young master in the future. Dongmei will serve the second young master. When you get pregnant with their baby, you will be the young mistress of our family!"
Chunhua and Dongmei looked horrified. Who wants to be your mistress?
Are they going to marry two pigs?
Oh my god!
So disgusting!
Xiuxiu's mother said, "Now, clean the toilet bowls for them first, and then wipe their bodies."
Chunhua: "C-commode?"
Dongmei: "Where?"
Xiuxiu's mother frowned, "Where else can it be? Of course it's under the bed! Pull it out and pour it out, then wash it and put it back. Also, don't waste what you pour out, you still need to make fertilizer!"
Spring flowers and winter plums: "......"
Could they be employed as maids doing menial tasks such as moving things and cleaning the barns?
Obviously, it is not possible!
"Okay, I'll leave them to you."
After saying that, Xiuxiuniang turned around and left gracefully.
After going out the door, Xiuxiu's mother was so happy that she wanted to laugh out loud three times.
Cool! So cool!
It turns out that having a maid feels so good! No wonder those wealthy families buy maids and servants when they have money.
She won't have to do this kind of heavy work anymore! I really regret it! I regret not hiring someone earlier. I have suffered so many years in vain!
Thinking of this, Xiuxiu's mother came to the yard proudly. Hu Xiaosan had already come over with his daughter in his arms and was playing with Hu Xiaosi.
Xiuxiu's mother walked over and said, "Xiao Si, there are two more servants in the family now. Should we raise the food allowance a little more? At least give them ten taels!"
Hu Xiaosi's face darkened: "My monthly salary is only this much, I gave it all to you?"
Xiuxiuniang gritted her teeth and thought, isn't this nonsense? Who doesn’t give all their money to their elders!
But she was afraid that Hu Xiaosi would not go to work, so she hurriedly said, "No, it doesn't have to be ten taels. It was four taels before, so let's raise it to six taels now!"
Hu Xiaosi sneered: "It's none of my business! Ask the villagers, which family needs 400 grams of rice for food per month?"
Xiuxiu's mother stammered, "Your sister's family spends dozens of taels of silver on food every month, not to mention your aunt Ping's family, which costs more than a hundred taels of silver."
"Why don't you compete with the emperor in the palace? He makes over a thousand taels a month!"
"Well... at least we have to add one or two taels! Also, their monthly salary is two hundred coins. After all, we are a wealthy family."
"Get lost! I never thought I was rich! Anyway, I can't afford servants! You bought the maid, you can raise her if you want, and you can pay her the monthly salary! I won't get a penny more for the food!"
After saying that, Hu Xiaosi picked up his little niece and went out with Hu Xiaosan.
Xiuxiu's mother was furious.
But it was impossible for the maid to retreat. She had just enjoyed the pleasure of having servants waiting on her, so how could she only experience it once?
Anyway...the maid doesn't eat much. Can't we just cut down on the food for Xiaowu and the others and the problem will come out?
As for the monthly salary...I bought that person myself, so if I don't want to pay him, then I won't give him the monthly salary.
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