Chapter 213: It's so outrageous, you have to see it



But when Lin Wu took the ID that Xu Xianhuai handed to her, she frowned and said, "What do you mean? I, Lin Zhen, am 23 years old, from a poor family. My boyfriend Lu Zhi and I were sentenced to ten years in prison for stealing national treasures from a museum in Country Y and assaulting police officers several times?"

Xu Xianhuai: “Yeah.”

When Lu Guichi heard this, he quickly opened his own book, "I am Lu Zhi? As an accomplice, I took the blame for several deaths and was sentenced to twenty years in prison?"

He raised his head and looked at Xu Xianhuai. "I'm not saying anything, but you're being too careless and casual! How can others believe it? And why do you want to make Wuwu and I a couple? We are brothers, brothers! You can even make us brother and sister!"

Xu Xianhuai spread his hands: "You two have different surnames and look different. Even if I make you two relatives, will anyone believe it? Besides, if I make you two lovers, at least the prison guards can find a back door and put you in the same cell. That way, it will be convenient for you to discuss your actions with each other."

Lin Wu: “…”

Lu Guichi: “…”

Can't refute it.

Hold.

The point is that he really can't imagine calling Lin Wu his girlfriend! !

Lu Guichi covered his face and fell backwards: "It's over. When Master Jiu wakes up and knows about this, he will beat me up!"

Guan Chen, who was driving in front, tilted his head slightly and said indifferently, "Two meals."

"screw you!"

Lu Guichi rolled his eyes.

Lin Wu felt a pain in his head. He leaned back in his chair, supported his forehead with one arm on the windowsill, closed his eyes and convinced himself to accept it.

Bo Ning next to him glanced at his information without saying a word, then quickly closed it.

Lu Guichi glanced sharply and said, "Brother, you are looking for death! What is your identity?"

Bo Ning ignored him.

Lu Guichi did not give up. He asked twice but got no answer. So he waited for the right moment and pulled the ball out of his hand.

Bai Ning was caught off guard, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Lu Guichi had opened it and finished reading it.

Just one glance and Lu Guichi burst into laughter.

"Fuck you, you're such an idiot! Because you were not satisfied with the undercover police's poor skills in shaving your hair into a Mediterranean style when they were pretending to be a barber, you waited for your hair to grow back and then lurked for two years to find out their locations. You then broke into the homes of several policemen at night and shaved their hair into a Mediterranean style. Even your leader was not spared!"

"So the leader got so angry that he locked you up, hahahaha!"

Lin Wu's mouth twitched.

Guan Chen in front accidentally hit the steering wheel, causing the entire car to sway.

Xu Xianhuai quickly turned his face away to hold back his laughter.

Bai Ning was really angry and embarrassed now. He quickly reached out and snatched it back, staring at Xu Xianhuai with a dark face.

Xu Xianhuai cleared his throat and said, "Don't think it seems... ridiculous. Actually... it is indeed ridiculous, but it will help you quickly integrate with those prisoners! Don't look at me like that. Really, you will understand why I arranged this for you after you go in."

Bo Ning had a blank expression on his face: "Then why not arrange something like this for them as well?"

Xu Xianhuai said sincerely: "They are more sociable than you. Haven't you noticed that you smile less and less in the past two years? Xiaobai, although you are good at fighting, you can't be a thug every time you go undercover."

Bai Ning closed his mouth and didn't want to talk.

Lu Guichi laughed even more vigorously.

"You're even more fucking awesome... No, it's thoughtful. I'm afraid he won't fit in, so I specially prepared some reasons for others to laugh at him, so that they can have an opening statement!"

Xu Xianhuai deliberately put on a stern face, "I, Xu Xianhuai, have always been serious, how is it possible! Mr. Lu, don't talk nonsense!"

Bo Ning didn't want to talk anymore and turned his head to look out the window.

Lu Guichi looked a little strange, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

Xu Xianhuai coughed twice and asked, "Black Fox, do you mind a threesome?"

Lin Wu: “?”

Xu Xianhuai: "He's in the same room as you guys."

Lin Wu: "? What reason? Others will be suspicious at first sight."

Xu Xianhuai shook his head: "No, they won't doubt it."

Lin Wu: “?”

Xu Xianhuai said, "He is also your partner. The main reason is that the two of them are relatively open-minded and do not mind each other's existence, so they coexist peacefully and have formed a happy family of the three of you that is inseparable."

Lin Wu: “…………”

Xu Xianhuai encouraged: "Just two, you can do it."

Lin Wu stared at Xu Xianhuai, "Perhaps, do you know what it means to be disemboweled? Since we are all going to go to jail, I don't mind having one more charge. It also makes it feel a little more real."

Lu Guichi fanned the flames: "I can do it too! Wuwu, let's go together!"

Lin Wu rolled up his sleeves.

Xu Xianhuai hurriedly said, "Slow down! I'm doing this for your own good! Black Fox, you two are too normal. You need to be a little abnormal so that you can better integrate into the outer prison."

"I'll melt your mother." Lin Wu said.

Guan Chen in front of him could no longer bear it, and kept a straight face to maintain his appearance, saying: "Brother, stop teasing them, and tell them quickly."

"What?" Lin Wu asked.

Xu Xianhuai clicked his tongue, "Young people, you are too impetuous. Well, I'll tell you. The outer prison is divided into five areas, named A, B, C, D, and E. The police car that will take you in this time is to area E. That area is a bit special, I can't tell you the details, you will know when you get there. I am really helping you."

Xu Xianhuai has always been serious, but like Black Fox, he never lies!

Lin Wu and Lu Guichi looked at him suspiciously, then turned to Bai Ning.

Bo Ning shook his head in confusion and said, "In the past, the prisoners I was responsible for arresting were all sent to the inner prison. I would not take action against prisoners at the outer prison level. I have never been involved in this."

With no way to confirm it, Lin Wu had no choice but to reluctantly believe Xu Xianhuai.

Soon, they arrived at their destination.

Xu Xianhuai took out three sets of prison uniforms and gave them to them, saying, "We're going to go downstairs. You guys change your clothes first."

Lu Guichi and Bai Ning went down first and waited for Lin Wu to change and come down before they went up to change.

Lin Wu came down and saw that they had arrived at a remote and uninhabited place. Not far away was the police station. There was a police car parked at the door and several fully armed men around it.

They should be the ones escorting the prisoners. After Lu Guichi and Bai Ning had changed, Xu Xianhuai and Guan Chen took them over. After the leader showed his ID, they brought handcuffs and black cloth to cover the faces of Lin Wu and the other two, and opened the back door to let them get in.

Lin Wu couldn't see, but he could feel that there was no one else inside except them.

Lu Guichi raised a question: "There is no one here, is it necessary for us to do this?"

"From the moment you go up, you are real prisoners." Xu Xianhuai's serious voice sounded, "Once you enter Sishui Prison, in order to ensure the authenticity and success of the operation, the prison guards don't know that you are not prisoners. You can only contact informants through Bai Ning when you encounter major events. Pay attention to safety at other times. Remember?"

Lin Wu hummed, "See you later, let's go."

The car door closed and darkness enveloped them.

Then, the car slowly drove away.


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