Chapter 145 Public Review
Jiang Yifan and Chi Yizao stood in front of the crowd. Although these two people were not good-looking, they were both outstanding in appearance.
〖Hey, these two scumbags are pretty good-looking.〗
〖That’s right. If they were not good-looking, they would not have been introduced to his beloved disciple, Instructor Yanxia, by Elder Zhu Yu one after another.〗
〖Elder Zhu Yu is a serious face control. He always thinks that good-looking people can’t be bad. Who knew that he would fall into such a trap.〗
〖If they were not good-looking, Instructor Yan Bo would not like them.〗
Instructor Yan Bo: Don’t talk about it. I’m already blind.
Elder Zhu Yu: Presbyopia is inevitable when you get older. I think my disciple won’t blame me.
On the stage, neither Jiang Yifan nor Chi Yizao wanted to review themselves first. They looked at each other and started playing rock-paper-scissors tacitly.
After more than ten rounds, they couldn't tell the winner.
I don't know if it was because of their tacit understanding, but the movements and speed of the two people's moves were the same. Anyone who saw them would think that they were a natural match.
However, both of them were tall and handsome, and it was really hard to tell who was the top and who was the bottom.
After that, their movements became faster and faster, and their hands left afterimages, but they still couldn't tell the winner.
In the end, Dean Qinglong and Dean Baihu couldn't bear it anymore, and one of them went up and gave them a big slap.
The two scumbags finally stopped and looked at their own deans blankly.
Dean Qinglong said in a deep voice: "Let's go by the ranking of the college."
"Oh."
Jiang Yifan could only reluctantly take out his own self-criticism.
This self-criticism has several large pages, and it is a version that has been revised many times under supervision.
There is no way. Although you feel guilty when you do some things, you can always find various reasons to convince yourself.
That guilt will also disappear with the passage of time or the development of the situation.
But when someone asked him to review the past and write out the causes and consequences in full, he was suddenly shrouded in shame and dared not write down what he thought and did at the time.
He would try his best to beautify every action and every thought of his, trying to shape himself, a black sheep, into the image of a victim.
He would start to construct his own helplessness and compulsion, and try his best to tell others that he didn't want to be like this, that he was also living a miserable life, and that he was suffering every day.
But such beautification and distortion were not allowed, and the college wanted only the original truth in the self-criticism.
So no matter how unwilling they were, the two of them still had to face their despicable selves, and revised them under the supervision of a group of elders. It took more than a month to finally revise the final version of the self-criticism.
It took a lot of courage to write it out, and reviewing it in front of everyone was even more of a test of his shame and face.
Jiang Yifan wanted to turn around and step down several times, but with the dean watching him covetously from the audience and his brothers in distress on the stage, he could only bite the bullet and finish reading this 30,000-word self-criticism.
After reading it, Jiang Yifan felt that he was sweating all over and his mouth was dry. He wanted to drink a bucket of water, and he also wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
There was no applause from the audience, only booing, which made Chi Yizao's legs tremble as he was about to start his self-review.
This was the second time in his life that he was embarrassed in public. The last time was naturally the melee with tutors Yan Bo and Yan Xia.
He and Jiang Yifan were both strong, but they were somewhat at fault in the face of two ex-boyfriends, so they could only defend themselves and get beaten.
But no matter how reluctant he was, Chi Yizao still had to read his 30,000-word self-review, after all, Dean Baihu was watching him covetously below.
If he didn't want to, he would probably be torn into pieces by Dean Baihu.
After both of them finished their self-reviews, there was still a chorus of boos from the audience, but everyone showed a satisfied look.
Finally, they finished eating this melon from beginning to end. They were so full that they even wanted to burp.
Si Er also listened with gusto. Although he had heard about it from Gua Gua and even watched the live broadcast of the four of them fighting, he still felt that this self-review was the most interesting.
You know, the freshman exchange competition of their four colleges will attract a lot of outsiders to watch. When the two scumbags No. 1 were reviewing, there were many people watching outside the square.
Who in this world doesn't like to gossip? After their exchange competition is over, these melons will definitely spread from one person to ten, and then to a hundred, and then spread all over the Wanshou Continent. By
then, the two scumbags No. 1 will be even more famous! It is estimated that they can be tied for third place on the scumbag list.
The first is the ancestor of the Ouyang family who was famous for being cuckolded in history, and the second is Si Lao San who has just become a person who left offspring for others in history.
After all, these two have only cheated on two people, which is still far worse than the first two.
The reason why they can rank third is mainly because of the tricks they played, and they actually took turns to catch two people and cause trouble.
Just as Si Er expected, the spectators who bought tickets to watch the game liked this melon very much. Some people even recorded the self-review videos of the two scumbags in full, and planned to make a few copies and sell them. "
I hope they will become famous."
After the two of them stepped down, Dean Qinglong announced the official start of this freshman exchange competition.
The first match is a college team competition. There are four mountains in the center of the Divine Beast Mountain Range, named after Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Vermillion Bird, and Black Tortoise, collectively known as the Four Elephant Mountains.
After the competition begins, all freshmen will be dispersed and randomly teleported to any location in the Four Elephant Mountains.
There are corresponding tokens hidden on the four peaks, and each token is a point. In the end, the four colleges will be awarded points based on the tokens collected.
In addition to the assessment token, each freshman has an identity token.
This token will automatically record points, and there is also a teleport button on it.
If you encounter danger, you can press the teleport button to exit the Four Elephant Mountains directly, but all the points in the token will be cleared.
If you can grab someone else's identity token, you can also transfer the points on the token to your own name, and then press the teleport button to send your opponent away.
Si Er liked this kind of plot when he read the novel, because he thought it was very exciting.
But when he experienced it himself, he didn't like it very much, because he always felt very tired and wanted to lie down.
Looking at the other people around him, he found that the people from the other three colleges were all eager to try.
Only the freshmen of Xuanwu Academy were so depressed that they looked like they wanted to lie down at any time.
Si Er couldn't help but hold his forehead.
〖Finally I understand why Xuanwu Academy has always been at the bottom. Everyone has no fighting spirit at all!〗
〖But you can't blame them for not having fighting spirit. First of all, students who can choose Xuanwu Academy don't like to fight.〗
〖Secondly, the personalities of soul masters and soul pets actually affect each other.〗
〖For example, I fell asleep as soon as I lay down after I signed the contract with Mianmian.〗
〖And Xuanxuan, his speed of absorbing power was already very fast before, but now it's even faster.〗
〖And he only absorbed power when he was practicing before, but now he is affected by Yu Beigui, and he has to hold a few magic stones in class to absorb slowly. 〗
〖I guess the situation of other students is similar, and most turtles are lazy, so isn't this just lazy?〗