Chapter 180 The worry-free Xuanxuan

The little squirrel likes Si Er very much, and is very relaxed about Si Er touching him all over.

He even takes the initiative to move his head over for Si Er to rub, and then shows an expression of enjoyment.

Statistician A: I have never seen him show such a flattering attitude, it turns out that I am not worthy.

Found that Si Er has been staring at his tail, the little squirrel took the initiative to hold his tail and put it in Si Er's palm.

〖Ahhh, this is too cute! What kind of peerless little angel is this?〗

Statistician A: Your little angel, my big enemy.

The little squirrel was touched by Si Er and kept making a whining sound, which was full of enjoyment and satisfaction, attracting the attention of other statisticians.

Soon, a peach-colored pink parrot jumped onto Si Er's shoulder.

"Hello, little junior, my name is Taotao, what's your name?"

Si Er was instantly amused, and smiled at the parrot, "My name is Si Er."

"Si Er?"

Si Er was silent for a while.

[Why does this sound like an authentic Erhua sound? Is this parrot from Beijing?]

He corrected, "Si Er, the Si that is commonplace, and the Er that is famous."

"Oh oh!" The parrot nodded its head, "I know these two words, your name sounds so famous."

"Yes, yes." Si Er agreed very much, and nodded at the same frequency as the pink parrot.

The pink parrot was immediately moved when it saw the same nodding frequency as itself, and buried its head in Si Er's shoulder and rubbed it, with a bit of shyness in its tone.

"Er Er, you are such a good person."

Si Er: "..."

[Family, who understands that I was given the good guy card by a parrot!]

[Huh, how could I possibly understand? You have been obsessed with the not-so-good beauty of your new love.]

Si Er then caressed Gua Gua with one hand and rubbed the big tail of the little squirrel with the other hand, then turned his head to chat with the pink parrot.

He found that the pink parrot was very gossipy. Although it was not as gifted as Gua Gua, it knew a lot.

"Er Er, do you know? The dean of our Suzaku Academy is a henpecked man."

"Really? Not really." Si Er couldn't believe it, "He has saved too much private money, it's not like someone with a wife can save that much."

After all, those fire seeds were still very expensive, and Si Er couldn't estimate the price.

"Oh, that's because his wife is richer than him, so she doesn't bother to take care of his money."

"But he has a stereotype. He always thinks that a wife will find the man's private money and always hide the Soul Stone in all kinds of weird places."

"I know, I know!" Gua Gua couldn't help but raise his paw to join in, "He hid it under the bookcase and closet, in the cracks in the wall, in the floor tiles, and even in his own pillow."

"The worst thing is, he even hid it in the toilet!"

"Although it is sealed very well, the Soul Stone will not be contaminated by any foul air, but imagine what it would look like if you picked up that bag of Soul Stone..."

"Goo..."

Si Er, Gua Gua, the parrot and the little squirrel vomited together. It was so scary!

The four deans' consciousness spread throughout the Qingyun Square. They all heard the conversation between Si Er and the other two, and their faces changed.

The other three deans involuntarily distanced themselves from Dean Zhuque, and Dean Zhuque's hair, which had finally drooped, suddenly exploded again.

"What do you mean? I haven't picked up the soul stone in the toilet yet!"

Dean Qinglong: "It's been a long time since the students in our college got the first place. I want to comfort them."

Dean Baihu: "The students in our college got the second place again. I want to encourage them to keep it up."

Dean Xuanwu: "The students in our college got the first place for the first time. I want to teach them to be less arrogant."

In the blink of an eye, the three deans ran away.

Didn't they hear it before? The fat rabbit said that Dean Suzaku would not be able to take out a soul stone in the short term.

He must have taken out the toilet before!

Dean Suzaku was furious, but thinking that the students of their academy got the last place for the first time, he had to encourage them and told them not to be discouraged.

Si Er didn't pay attention to the movements of the deans, and asked curiously: "What kind of person is Dean Suzaku's wife?"

Pink Parrot: "She is a very gentle woman."

"Ah?" Si Er puzzled, "Don't they say that water and fire are incompatible?"

Gua Gua: "She is a woman who can give Dean Suzaku a bucket of cold water when he is furious."

"Oh!" Si Er nodded, "Now I understand."

Dean Suzaku: How did you understand? What can a little kid like you understand?

"I think Dean Suzaku can't control his temper very well, and he's scary when he gets angry."

Dean Suzaku: You dare to continue gossiping about me? What are you afraid of?

"Although fire and water are incompatible, they are both human after all, and this attribute may counteract and complement each other."

"It feels like his wife is Dean Suzaku's fire extinguisher! Very good."

"Yes, most of the time she is a gentle fire extinguisher." Guagua nodded, "but sometimes it becomes a flood, almost washing away Dean Suzaku's little flame."

Si Er was surprised: "Ah? Dean Suzaku is a little flame?"

Dean Suzaku was also embarrassed and angry, how could he be just a little flame? He is not small at all!

Guagua continued to nod: "Yes, yes, he is controlled by his wife."

"But it's a bit intermittent."

"When his wife is as gentle as water, he is like a firecracker that can be ignited at a touch."

"When his wife is as irritable as a flood, he becomes a shaky little flame that is about to fall, looking at his wife eagerly, pitifully asking her to hit him gently and not hit him in the face."

"As for why his wife is as irritable as a flood? Most likely, she is angry at him."

Si Er exclaimed: "What a terrible man, so troublesome, fortunately our Xuanxuan is worry-free."

Guagua was very puzzled: "How can Xuanxuan be worry-free?"

Si Er: "First of all, Xuanxuan is very handsome and cute. There is no need to be petty with him. If you are angry, your anger will be reduced by half or even more, so it is worry-free."

"You know, getting angry often will make you age quickly. Xuanxuan makes me less angry, so I can be handsome for a long time."

Guagua: _? What is he talking about? It feels like humans are so hard to understand.

Si Er: "Secondly, Xuanxuan is very considerate. He never makes excessive demands and takes good care of my emotions. This is so worry-free! It can reduce most of the quarrels."

"Of course, I am also such a good person, so we can both be worry-free." "

Finally, Xuanxuan and I complement each other! Our attributes are equally rare and equally powerful."

"We both check and balance each other and rely on each other."

"In this case, if we get along for a long time, we should be more inseparable from each other."

"This is also worry-free, greatly reducing the probability of worrying about gains and losses."