Chapter 267 The Referee's Little Thoughts
After Mian Mian finished, it was Cuicui's turn. Si Er originally thought that Cuicui would be assigned to an alien examiner, but who knew that the little examiner was actually a black wild boar.
There were two long fangs on both sides of its mouth, which looked scary.
Si Er was stunned for a moment: "Why is it a wild boar? Shouldn't it be an alien plant?"
Gua Gua shook his head: "Alien plants are usually hidden deep, and it is not easy for outsiders to find them."
"The alien plants in the academy student contract can't restrain Cuicui, so this thoughtful referee found a wild boar."
Si Er asked curiously: "Could it be that this wild boar has a restraining effect on Cuicui?"
Gua Gua smiled and said: "Maybe for this referee, the food chain is a restraining relationship."
"The scientific name of that little wild boar is Sus canglinus, a wild boar that likes to eat mushrooms very much."
"It not only likes to eat mushrooms, but is also good at finding mushrooms. No matter how hard the mushrooms are to find, it can find them accurately from a hundred miles away."
"This referee had watched your performance in Sixiang Mountain before, and he thought Cuicui's fighting method was to summon a group of mushrooms."
"This wild boar in the forest is the soul pet of the person he has a crush on."
"He thought that if Cuicui summons a group of mushrooms, the wild boar in the forest will be able to eat them all at once."
Gua Gua said, and whispered to Cuicui: "Cuicui, don't summon a group of mushrooms for a while, although most of the mushrooms you summon are quite powerful."
"But to a certain extent, the wild boar in the forest is indeed the natural enemy of mushrooms. You can't be sure if it will really eat a few of them."
"In that case, we will sacrifice ourselves and enlarge our stomachs. This is not good."
Cuicui nodded obediently, indicating that she was very obedient.
The referee was thinking that it was all over, and all his previous promises would go to waste.
Wuwuwu, Master Guagua, please forgive him this time!
At least let him eat two, otherwise how can he explain to tutor Zhu Lin?
He finally got a chance to talk to people through this matter!
But the referee still had professional qualities. Although he had a little selfishness when doing things, he couldn't really open his mouth to the students and let them cooperate with his private affairs.
So he could only watch Cuicui jump into the examination room.
As soon as the wild boar saw Cuicui, excitement flashed in its eyes, and a suspicious liquid dripped from the corner of its mouth.
Si Er couldn't help shaking his head: "Isn't this little wild boar too unrefined? It doesn't look very hygienic."
Gua Gua agreed with this: "There's nothing we can do, some pigs are just dirty."
"Speaking of this wild boar's soul pet, it's also miserable."
Si Er immediately became interested: "How miserable?"
"The soul pet is Zhu Lin, and she is also a tutor in our academy."
"She likes the kind of pink and tender little fragrant pigs. Her ideal little pig soul pet is the Dreamweaver Pig."
"The Dreamweaver Pig looks cute and tender. It can not only weave beautiful dreams for the soul pet master, but also weave nightmares for the enemy. Teacher Zhu Lin thinks the Dreamweaver Pig is very practical."
"In order to successfully contract a Dreamweaver Pig, Teacher Zhu Lin covered herself with the Dreamweaver Pig's favorite scent and memorized all the relevant information about the Dreamweaver Pig, but it was useless."
"Because before she went to contract the Dreamweaver Pig, she drank a mushroom soup."
"Even though she rinsed her mouth after dinner, there was still a little smell of mushroom soup on her clothes."
"She didn't expect that she would be so unlucky. As soon as she entered the Zhu family's Ten Thousand Pigs Forest, she was spotted by this big gluttonous wild boar."
"And this big gluttonous wild boar is very scheming. It saw that the soul pet of Teacher Zhu Lin is the Dream Weaving Pig."
"But it doesn't matter. It relies on its smaller size than the Dream Weaving Pig and hides behind the Dream Weaving Pig."
"At that time, Teacher Zhu Lin's heart and eyes were full of the pink and tender Dream Weaving Pig, and she didn't notice that there was a Canglin Wild Boar drooling behind her."
"When Instructor Zhu Lin extended her soul power, the Canglin Wild Boar squeezed out the Dream Weaving Pig and rushed over."
Si Er sighed: "This is a scammer pig, just like my second brother's Green-haired Turtle."
Gua Gua nodded: "Yes, but the Green-haired Turtle is a mature turtle and can provide a lot of help to Xu Xu."
"Even if it is not contracted by Xu Xu, it has many ways to support itself."
"But this Canglin Wild Boar is not like that! Although it is also very powerful, it is lazy. It thinks pigs need to eat enough to have the strength to work." "
But it is too tiring to find food by itself, so it wants to tie a long-term meal ticket to help it find it."
"So after it smelled the mushroom smell on Instructor Zhu Lin, it decided to scam."
"It thinks that Teacher Zhu Lin is very tasteful, and they have the same hobbies, so they will definitely get along well."
"So Teacher Zhu Lin was obsessed with it."
"If the soul compatibility between it and Teacher Zhu Lin was not high, then Teacher Zhu Lin would still have a way to get rid of it."
"But the compatibility between the two of them is quite good, higher than that between Teacher Zhu Lin and the Dream Weaving Pig."
"The Dream Weaving Pig doesn't care. Compared to being contracted as a soul pet, it prefers to lie in the Ten Thousand Pigs Forest and sleep soundly."
"So after it saw Teacher Zhu Lin and the Canglin Wild Boar make a contract, it shook its tail and fell asleep immediately."
"Before Instructor Zhu Lin could react, the Dreamweaver Pig had already started to snore happily."
Si Er was speechless: "It feels like the Dreamweaver Pig's sleeping state is very similar to that of Mian Mian. If they meet, they must have a common language."
Gua Gua said: "Then their common language is zzz."
Si Er agreed: "It's very likely."
Gua Gua continued: "The Canglin Wild Boar was also very happy after the fraud was successful. He said something to Instructor Zhu Lin on the spot, which became Instructor Zhu Lin's nightmare for a long time."
Si Er was curious: "What did he say?"
Gua Gua: "Master, Gu Gu, I'm hungry."
"For a long time afterwards, every time Teacher Zhu Lin slept, she would dream that the pink dream pig she had contracted had turned into a pitch-black wild boar in
the forest." "The black pig was still baring its two big teeth, chasing after her and shouting--"
"Master, Gugu, I'm hungry!"
"Teacher Zhu Lin really wanted to die."
"But because it is better to live than to die, Teacher Zhu Lin is still alive today."
Si Er asked, "So how long has Teacher Zhu Lin contracted with that little wild boar?"
Gua Gua replied, "About three years. Three years have finally allowed Teacher Zhu Lin to get out of the haze."
"As a result, at this time, our wise and powerful referee, Teacher Yang Qun, finally plucked up the courage to approach Teacher Zhu Lin."
"And the reason he found to strike up a conversation with her was actually about the other person's Canglin Wild Boar, hahahahaha!"
"He thought he had found a perfect topic, but after she went back home, she dreamed that night that the Canglin Wild Boar was chasing her and shouting, 'Master, I'm hungry, mushroom.'"
"And then as she was running, there appeared a mentor Yang Qun behind her. The other person had grown fangs like the Canglin Wild Boar, and together with the Canglin Wild Boar, he shouted at her, 'Master, I'm hungry, mushroom.'"
"Hahaha, this is so funny! Mentor Yang Qun will definitely never be able to catch up with Mentor Zhu Lin in his lifetime."
"Because in Mentor Zhu Lin's heart, he now looks exactly like the Canglin Wild Boar."
"And it's not as cute as the wild boar cub in the examination room."
The referee's head drooped and he began to mourn his love that ended in vain.
Miserable, he was really too miserable.
He only knew that the Zhu family liked to raise pigs, and some of them loved pigs like their lives.
But he really didn't know whether Instructor Zhu Lin would like the wild boar!
Of course she would like it after raising it for a long time, but if he went to meet it now, he would only be annoying!
Referee Yang Qun now only hated that he didn't know how to turn back time. He wanted to go back to the past and not use that lame excuse to chat up people.