Chapter 270 Spongebob
Si Er didn't expect this skill to be so wicked, so he turned his face away.
〖No, this is too disgusting, right? I don't think this is a wicked skill, it should be a disgusting skill.〗
【It is indeed disgusting to us, but it should be okay for the wild boar. After all, it is its own saliva, and it will not dislike its own saliva.】
【And if it is disgusting, it was it that was disgusted with us first!】
〖What you said makes sense, but I can't watch such a scene for 15 minutes. 〗
Si Er tugged at the sleeve of Yu Beixuan: "Xuanxuan, the current scene is not very good. Why don't we go out for a walk first, and come back after they finish the exam?" "
Okay."
Yu Beixuan also felt that this scene was unbearable to watch. He couldn't understand how the seemingly well-behaved little mushroom could figure out such a skill.
Si Er also had such an idea and asked directly.
"How did Cuicui come up with this trick?"
Gua Gua's eyes immediately fell on Yu Beilang. Yu Beilang was so scared that his hair stood on end, and he quickly shook his head wildly at Yu Beixuan.
"Ahhh..."
Yu Beixuan said, "The little wolf said it knows nothing. It has never taught Cuicui such a thing."
"Although it was not taught by it, isn't there a saying called teaching by example?" Guagua shook his head and said, "Cuicui was inspired by the little wolf."
"Before, the little wolf was not used to using a straw, and insisted on pouring the watermelon juice that Xuanxuan gave it into the basin and then licking it."
"Cuicui was watching and then came up with this idea."
Si Er said helplessly, "That's a good idea. Don't think about it next time."
Guagua said happily, "Then it's no use for you to tell me. Just tell Cuicui directly later."
"But I think this trick is also very useful. The Canglin Wild Boar just likes to spit, so using this trick is nothing but disgusting."
"What if it encounters a poisoner next time? Then it might be able to poison itself to death. How convenient!"
Si Er disagreed: "Many monsters are immune to their own toxins, right?"
"That's not necessarily true. The toxins of many snake monsters are hidden in their fangs, and they won't swallow them into their stomachs."
"If they really swallow it, they will probably be poisoned."
"There is also a kind of extremely poisonous tree. Some birds like to eat the leaves on the tree, so they live on it."
"The birds eat the poisonous leaves all day long and excrete poisonous feces, which all fall around the poisonous tree."
"Over time, the poisonous tree was poisoned to death, and no new plants grew around it."
Si Er asked curiously: "What kind of bird is it? Is it immune to all poisons?"
"The tree was poisoned to death, but they are still alive."
Gua Gua nodded: "It's a poisonous bird. The poison of that tree is fatal, but they can survive by eating it, and it can also enhance the poison in their bodies."
"There is no way if you encounter this kind of bird, but most alien beasts are still not resistant to their own toxins."
Si Er thought for a while and said: "But it seems that poisoning me will backfire. Maybe they will be poisoned before they get a chance to lick it?"
"Ah, this..." Gua Gua began to be entangled, "It seems so, so Cuicui's trick is really a bit useless?"
But he soon thought it over: "Forget it, it's useless, as long as I feel good now."
Si Er said speechlessly: "If you feel good, then so be it."
Anyway, he didn't feel good, but it didn't hurt, because the 30 minutes were up anyway.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Si Er pulled Yu Beixuan back to the examination room.
As soon as he entered, the referee showed him the score book, on which there was another bright red 60.
Si Er was now certain that the highest score for this kind of assessment should be 60.
"Cuicui is awesome."
Si Er praised happily as he looked at the little mushroom jumping towards him, and Cuicui was immediately happier.
A faint pink tinged the emerald green, and a joyful aura emanated from her whole body.
But although it was happy, the referee could not be happy at all.
Although the referee knew that there was no chance for him and tutor Zhu Lin, he was still a little panicked when he saw Canglin Wild Boar lying unconscious in the examination room.
Not being able to catch the person is one thing, but bringing someone else's wild boar out with such confidence, only to bring it back lying down, seems a bit too unethical.
And he also feels guilty.
Si Er looked in the direction of the referee's sight, and saw the black wild boar lying in the middle of the examination room, with its surroundings licked very clean.
Si Er asked in confusion: "How did the wild boar faint? Shouldn't it be able to be poisoned by its own saliva?"
If it can be poisoned, how can it live?
Guagua bared his big white teeth and said happily: "Although it won't be poisoned by itself, it will be disgusted by its own saliva."
"After all, it has already dripped onto the ground, and it doesn't know how many times it has been stepped on, but it has to lick it back. It's disgusting no matter how you think about it."
Si Er nodded in agreement: "Now that you put it that way, it's true. This little wild boar is also quite unlucky."
"But Cuicui did a great job. After all, this little wild boar had bad intentions from the beginning and kept wanting to bite Cuicui. It's normal for Cuicui to fight back like this."
Cuicui also nodded. It felt that what Er Er said was right.
The little wild boar kept chasing it and biting it, but it didn't bite back. It was already very kind.
Si Er turned to look at the referee: "But it's Xuan Xuan's turn to take the exam, right? Won't the instructor take the wild boar away and clean up the exam room?"
The referee nodded: "I thought so, but this is the first time I've encountered a situation where the whole place is covered with saliva, and I don't know what to do for a while."
He really wanted to ask, is that little wild boar made of saliva? How can there be endless saliva?
Except for the places that it licked clean, the rest of the place was like a beach, but not that deep.
The referee took a deep breath and took out his soul pet with a pain in his heart.
"Xiaomi, I'll leave this to you."
The white sponge-like soul pet standing opposite referee Yang Qun was about to shed tears. It was really wronged!
Si Er looked at the soul pet in surprise.
[Is this the mainland version of Spongebob?]
[Although this soul pet is white and round, it really looks like a sponge.]
[It's normal to look like a sponge, because it is a sponge beast.]
[This kind of alien beast usually doesn't have much use, it is mainly used for cleaning.]
[It has strong water absorption, and can wipe doors, walls, windows, and floors very clean. 】
【The biggest role is that when a flood occurs, they can greatly reduce the harm caused by the flood. 】
【Of course, if someone is a little bit unethical, they can also raise a bunch of spongebobs to suck up the water that others need. 】
【The reason why Judge Yang Qun contracted the spongebobs is because he is lazy and needs the spongebobs to help him clean up. 】
【The second reason is that he has a deadly enemy with a water-attributed physique, and he hopes to use the spongebobs to restrain the opponent's physique and soul pet. 】
【Alas, but the spongebobs are really pitiful. They are usually hardworking and uncomplaining, but they have to suffer this kind of torture at the critical moment. 】
Referee Yang Qun: Don't say it, don't say it, my conscience will hurt if you say it again.
Judge Yang Qun touched the head of the sponge beast helplessly and said softly: "Clean this place up. I'll give you a bottle of salt soda every day for the next month, okay?"
The sponge beast's eyes lit up, and it happily rushed into the examination room and began to absorb the saliva of the wild boar in the forest diligently.
Si Er just felt that this scene was unbearable to watch.
[After the sponge beast has absorbed the saliva, will Judge Yang Qun squeeze it again?]
[Not really, the sponge beast can squeeze itself dry and then clean itself. It is a very self-conscious good soul pet.]
[Alas, its soul pet master is unreliable! It is far worse than ours. 】