Chapter 211 Take off the tube or take off...
Xia Yue pondered for a moment. Because she was blindfolded, Li Muhan didn't know whether this answer would satisfy the vampire.
But the next round of the game begins.
This time it was Xia Yue's turn to feed.
She gently tossed the small chocolate ball over.
Li Muhan's perception ability was also extraordinary. He opened his mouth immediately. Just when he thought he had it safely eaten, the chocolate ball instantly turned, rose up, hit Li Muhan's forehead, and then fell to the floor.
"Fuck! Xia Yue, you're cheating!"
"You didn't say I can't use my powers."
Xia Yue smiled nonchalantly. Li Muhan was stunned for a moment and then waved his hand.
"Okay, okay, okay, as you say, but you absolutely can't cheat next time!"
"Ahem, now I have a question. Me, the Pervert Wolf, the Turkey, the Glowing Chicken, and the Bubble Monster, which one of us do you think is the best?"
"Bubble Monster?"
"...It's Nightmare. Doesn't it create a lot of bubbles when she uses her powers?"
This is simply an easy question, but Li Muhan doesn't think it's that simple.
The more obvious a problem is, the more likely it is to have hidden causes.
So he began to think carefully.
“5....4...3...2....”
"Um, listen to me first. I need to analyze this matter in detail. First of all, Hati, her figure should be the best, especially... big, big, big eyes. This, this is beyond doubt. And she has a naturally cool and elegant temperament, hmm."
"...Well, go on."
"Then there's Chi Yuan. Although she's not very smart, she's actually quite gentle and considerate. Most importantly... she also has big... big, big... big eyes."
Xia Yue slowly took off the black cloth in front of her eyes and looked at Li Muhan, who was talking in front of her, with a look of looking at a dead person.
"......continue."
"Then there's the Golden Crow. Are you kidding me? Who would like that whining, trashy little thing? Hahaha. I don't refine copper."
“…Yeah, there’s more.”
"As for Mengmeng, this... Mengmeng may not have very big... eyes, but she's probably the most gentle one. And she can make people have sweet dreams every day, which is simply... wonderful."
Xia Yue put down the bag of marshmallows in her hand and reached out for the durian she had just bought.
Her slender white fingers easily pierced the hard shell of the durian and then picked it up.
"hehe......."
Xia Yue turned her head and looked at Li Muhan with the coldest eyes in the world.
"What about me?"
"Well... you, to be honest, you are the most beautiful among them, but your temper, ah, and you like to watch cheesy videos, so cheap, ah..."
Xia Yue gritted her teeth and then threw the durian in her hand towards Li Muhan's face.
"But to be honest, there's no point in comparing them, because no matter how many advantages they have, you are still my favorite. I will definitely choose you."
“Woo!”
Xia Yue's face suddenly turned red, but the durian in her hand had already slipped out of her hand and hit Li Muhan like a cannonball.
She took a sudden step forward with incredible speed, and finally grabbed the biological weapon before Durian and Li Muhan's heads exploded at the same time.
But because of this step, her cat slippers happened to step on the marshmallows that had just fallen on the floor, and her body suddenly lost balance.
"Huh? What's that smell? It's so stinky?"
Li Muhan smelled something wrong and took off the black cloth covering his eyes.
Puff——
The girl lost her balance and fell towards Li Muhan.
Just when Li Muhan took off his blindfold.
Their lips overlapped... no, they collided hard.
“Fuck, that hurts!!!”
“Ahhh!!”
Then, two screams, one from a man and one from a woman, were heard from the apartment, followed by the neighbors' angry curses: "It's broad daylight, keep quiet! There are children in the building! Be careful of the impact!"
......
Half an hour later, Li Muhan went out with a mask on his mouth.
Because the front teeth were knocked out and the bones were injured, it may take some time for them to grow back.
I really don’t know why Xia Yue’s teeth are so hard.
She had a collision with me but she was fine, not even a drop of blood was shed, which forced me to go out and buy more durian.
Oh, no, what kind of vampire would be interested in something that smells so bad?
After buying the durian, Li Muhan was about to go home when his cell phone suddenly started vibrating. He took it out and saw that it was the chat group of Team 7, his eternal home.
And Huo Tian’s gray avatar may never jump again.
Lin Ziyu: Hey, everyone, recently a cholera-level alien escaped from the Special Management Bureau’s control. It seems that it escaped from the Science Council.
Su Xue: Brother Zi Yu has hacked into the internal network of the Special Management Bureau again. Be careful or the Supervisory Commission will come to visit you.
Li Muhan: Huh? Rectal prolapse again?
Everyone:......
Yin Qi: Disgusting... (Kitten sticks out tongue)
Su Xue: Brother Mu Han... do you have any troubles in this regard?
Lin Ziyu: Captain... do you have... a relationship with someone who is not your friend?
Li Muhan was a little confused. Did he say something wrong?
Looking back at the words I had just typed, a word of "fuck" came out from my mask.
Because I was carrying a bag in one hand and the weather was cold, I had trouble typing, so I typed "tube prolapse" instead of "rectal prolapse".
Li Muhan: Off the tube! I mean off the tube! My hand slipped! My hand slipped!
Lin Ziyu: Generally speaking, only common words are so easy to type. Captain, do you often type the words "prolapse"?
Su Xue:.......Well, brother Mu Han...you don’t really have that kind of hobby, do you? You must...pay attention to your hygiene.
Yin Qi: ...disgusting (kitten sticks out tongue)
Li Muhan was speechless and put away his phone. The more he talked at a time like this, the more mistakes he would make.
But I was still in a very irritable mood, just at this time.
He found a small open space next to a shop, and there was something glowing in that open space.
"What the hell is this?"
Li Muchan wanted to get closer to take a look, when suddenly a dark shadow jumped down from the roof of the shop. The dark shadow scratched Li Muchan's face, and the durian he had just bought fell to the ground and smashed into pieces.
"Shit! A sneak attack!"
He raised his hand and grabbed the thing that suddenly jumped down, and when he pulled it off his face, he saw that it was actually a skinny white cat.
"Meow!!"
The white cat bared its teeth at Li Muhan, looking very restless.
"Hey, little thing, how are you going to compensate me for the durian I just bought?! Come on, I'm taking you to get sterilized! Damn it!"
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