Chapter 103: Drinking is such a beautiful thing
The two gods turned their heads at the same time and looked at Li Muhan with majestic eyes.
Even though Li Muhan had Baal in his body, he was frightened and took a step back, but he still swallowed his saliva and forced himself to step forward and speak.
"You two, please wait. I know you have a feud, but today's banquet is hosted by the Special Management Bureau. How about you give the Special Management Bureau some face instead of giving them?"
Thanatos sneered.
"I'll give the Special Management Bureau face. I'll pretend today's incident never happened. If it happens again, even if it's the Special Management Bureau, I won't show any mercy."
"Ha~~ I'm so sleepy... I'm going back to sleep."
The two turned around and were about to leave.
Jinwu and Mule could only watch the distinguished guest they had invited with great difficulty leave.
At this moment, Li Muhan suddenly opened the lid of the plate.
An enticing aroma immediately spread.
The two of them stopped in their tracks and turned to look at the plate in Li Muhan's hand.
"What is that...?"
“…Smells good, sniff, mmm, smells good.”
"Since you two have decided to leave, could you please taste this dish first? This is a dish carefully prepared for you by the Special Management Bureau."
The two gods looked at each other. Although they were both unhappy with each other, they were drooling over the food that was constantly emitting fragrance because they had not eaten good food for a long time.
"Hmph, since the host has invited me so kindly...it's just one dish, I'll just take a bite."
"I, I'll just eat one bite and then go back to sleep."
So the two gods came back, and when they came in front of Li Muhan, they were both attracted by the delicious dishes in terms of color, aroma and taste, and swallowed their saliva.
"I will go first."
"No, I'll go first."
"You are so ignorant of the general situation and etiquette!"
Li Muhan quickly handed over two forks.
"Come together, stop arguing, the food is getting cold."
The two gods took the forks, looked at each other unhappily, and then almost simultaneously and quickly picked up two pieces of meat and put them into their mouths as if they were fighting.
While chewing, he looked at the other person provocatively.
"I am faster than you."
"Don't be ridiculous, Lord Thanatos. I'm 0.1 seconds faster than you."
"Humph, I have already said it, it is me..."
"Still being stubborn, Lord Thanatos's mouth is the only thing that's..."
The two of them froze in the middle of their argument.
Because as they continued to chew, the tender meat, rich meat aroma and rich taste instantly filled their mouths.
“This…this!!”
“It’s so delicious…!”
Li Muhan felt fortunate that this was not an animation, otherwise these two people would have their clothes exploded.
By then it may not be suitable for children.
After swallowing the piece of meat reluctantly, the two gods immediately started to insert another piece, as if they had forgotten the words "only eat one bite"
Soon, the two of them had eaten up the whole plate of meat and only one piece was left.
"Lord Thanatos, did you eat one piece too many? Please kill yourself immediately. You truly deserve death, so please leave this piece to me."
"I didn't, but you, a girl, eat so fast and sleep right after eating, aren't you afraid of getting fat?! Look down at your own figure, it's almost out of shape! It's like you're three months pregnant!"
“…!?”
Hypnos instantly looked down at her abdomen, as if what she had said to Jinwu before about not caring about her human form was a complete joke.
Li Muhan also looked at the girl's abdomen.
Against the backdrop of the tight-fitting long skirt, the girl's waist is as slender as a willow, without a trace of fat.
By the time Hypnos realized he had been tricked, Thanatos had already stuffed the meat into his mouth with a victorious smile on his face.
"Spit it out."
"You're dreaming. Oh, you're about to go to sleep, so go ahead and dream."
"Spit it out!"
It seemed that the two were about to fight again.
Li Muhan was almost crying. Why did these two gods have personalities like children?
He quickly stepped forward and advised.
"Gentlemen, please stop fighting. This is just an appetizer. Please follow me into the house. I have prepared a table full of dishes and fine wine."
Upon hearing that there was also fine wine, the two high and mighty gods swallowed their saliva almost at the same time.
"Really, there's really nothing I can do. I can't refuse such a kind invitation from humans. So, let's go."
"Although I feel a little nauseous about having dinner with Lord Thanatos, since you are so pious, it is only natural for a god to respond to the expectations of humans. Lead the way."
Oh my god, these two are textbook examples of tsundere.
Li Muhan was complaining madly in his heart.
But finally things went smoothly.
"This way, please. Hey, Lord Death, you brought a beast with you. Where should I tie this mule for you?"
Li Muhan looked at the mule and asked.
"Oh, I almost forgot about him."
Thanatos raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the mule immediately turned back into Cen Lin's appearance.
"Ouch! Ouch, my waist, my old waist, I have to carry someone over mountains and hills at such an old age."
Cen Lin collapsed on the ground, holding his waist and wailing.
Li Muhan was a little bit unbelievable. This mule was actually transformed by Cen Lin?
"Chief Cen, you're amazing! You have this unique skill! I've learned a lot."
"Oh my god, this is..."
Originally, Cen Lin wanted to say directly that it was that idiot who did it, but when he looked up, he saw Thanatos standing not far away, so he quickly swallowed his words.
"Human, lead the way, what's wrong?"
"How much longer do we have to wait? Humans these days are truly not pious at all."
Li Muhan now really regrets not putting some croton seeds in the dish, otherwise you two would have died of diarrhea.
After entering the room, Li Muhan quickly asked the two gods to sit down. Thanatos was originally a little unhappy after seeing that the room was so narrow, but the delicacies on the table immediately attracted his attention, and he sat down without waiting for Li Muhan to arrange it.
Hypnos just sneered at Thanatos's expression, then elegantly pulled out a chair and sat down, his every move revealing an aristocratic temperament.
But her shaking legs revealed her impatience and her desire to eat quickly.
Li Muhan, Cen Lin and Jin Wu also sat down.
He raised his glass and said.
"Cheers to the everlasting friendship between the Chinese Special Management Bureau and you two!"
"Eh? I don't have any wine at home."
Jinwu tilted his head in confusion, and his little head now showed great doubt.
But I still raised my glass together.
Thanatos sniffed the wine in the cup and frowned.
"It doesn't smell right, human. Could it be poisonous?"
"Lord Thanatos is truly a coward! What effect will human poison have on us gods?"
"Humph, you've probably forgotten how Ion, the son of the sun god, was nearly killed by poisoned wine."
"Hey, who is trying to frame me today? I don't even dare to drink. Okay, I'll drink first!"
In order to clear up the misunderstanding, Li Muhan picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
"Ha, this wine is so mellow and fragrant! Drinking is such a wonderful thing! Drink it all, drink it!"
Seeing that Li Muhan was fine after drinking the wine, the two gods also took a sip.
Li Muhan wanted to laugh. How naive they were. Aren’t they afraid that he would put poison on the cup?
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