Chapter 540 What nonsense are you talking about?
“Ouch… Ugh…!”
"Slow down, slow down, come, I'll support you."
"Ugh...cough cough..."
At the sink in the park, Li Muhan was trying to induce vomiting in Xia Yue, but none of the methods worked.
Now there were silver threads hanging from the corners of Xia Yue's mouth, her pupils were blood red, tears were hanging from the corners of her eyes, and an ambiguous blush appeared on her cheeks. She turned around and grabbed Li Muhan's clothes.
".....I, I can't stand it anymore... Woo... Li Muhan, I can't stand it anymore, let me suck a little..."
Finally, Baphomet couldn't bear it anymore and gave Li Muhan a small bottle filled with green liquid.
Li Muhan was a little skeptical at first, wondering if this thing would cause diarrhea, after all, it was made by Baphomet.
But in the end, seeing that Xia Yue had already started to pull down his pants, he had no choice but to force the medicine into Xia Yue's mouth.
Unexpectedly, not long after drinking it, Xia Yue rushed to the toilet and vomited violently.
Although Li Muhan was a little hesitant, he still followed her into the women's restroom.
During this period, there were a few old ladies who came to the park for a walk at night. They heard the noise as soon as they entered the women's restroom. They were so scared that they quickly retreated, cursing a few words as they retreated.
"Young people nowadays have no moral values!"
After finally getting Xia Yue to spit out all the substances that had a catalytic effect on her body, Li Muhan helped her sit on a bench in the park.
"You need to find a way to solve this problem. Didn't you notice the different taste before you drank it?"
Li Muhan was still patting Xia Yue's back gently.
Although Xia Yue was no longer behaving abnormally like before, her cheeks were still flushed and she was sobbing slightly.
"Oh, what can I do...? I've tried so hard... Oh, I don't want to..."
My goodness, looking at Xia Yue's tears falling down, Li Muhan couldn't help but wonder, does that thing of Bavmeet also have side effects?
Sure enough, Baphomet soon gave the answer.
[Hehehe, this thing uses a neurotoxin that's very effective against vampires to induce physiological vomiting. However, the side effect is that it causes vampires to experience a state similar to central nervous system depression for a short period of time. Hehehehe, that's what humans usually call being drunk.]
Xia Yue was sobbing and talking nonsense, looking like she was drunk.
"I... I don't want to either, but... that wolf always bullies me... from the beginning, from the beginning... bullies me! Hate it! I don't like her..."
Xia Yue's head rested lightly on Li Muhan's shoulder, her body trembling slightly as she sobbed.
Her long hair stuck to her cheeks because of her tears, making her look even more fragile and helpless.
Li Muhan gently brushed the hair off her face, his eyes full of concern and helplessness.
"Okay, okay, don't cry anymore," Li Muhan comforted softly, "Let's go home and have a good rest."
Xia Yue raised her head, her eyes blurry, tears still lingering on the corners of her mouth. Her voice was filled with a hint of coquettishness and grievance: "I...I feel dizzy, can you...can you carry me on your back?"
Li Muhan smiled slightly, nodded, then squatted down and let Xia Yue climb onto his back.
Xia Yue's arms were wrapped around his neck, her body pressed against his back, making her seem particularly dependent.
"Li Muhan, you know what? I...I'm actually very scared."
Xia Yue's voice trembled a little: "I'm afraid that you...you will leave me. You, you are getting stronger and stronger. I'm afraid...I won't be able to keep up with you..."
Li Muhan paused slightly, his voice gentle but firm: "Don't worry, no matter how powerful I am, I can still be pinned to the bed and bullied by you. I will always be by your side."
Xia Yue showed a relieved smile on her face, but because of her current state, the smile seemed a little silly. She buried her face in Li Muhan's back and said softly: "Well...well, you have to listen to me...listen...listen to your sister..."
"Okay, sister."
Li Muhan carried Xia Yue on his back and slowly walked out of the park. In the night, the figures of the two gradually faded away, leaving only a quiet night sky and faint moonlight.
Xia Yue continued to talk nonsense, with a hint of childishness and innocence in her words: "Look, the moon is so round, doesn't it look like... doesn't it look like a big mooncake? I... I want to eat the moon... Hurry up... Hurry up, Li Muhan, knock the moon down..."
"...I don't know how to fight against the Crescent Moon Heaven. I'll buy you mooncakes tomorrow, okay?"
"No...I don't want mooncakes, I want the moon!"
"No, I'm afraid people from Guanghan Palace will complain about me."
Then, Xia Yue suddenly stretched out her finger and mumbled, "Moon...moon, come down and into my mouth! I, I... am also the moon...! My dad! He's amazing! My dad is the god of the moon! Come on! Let me take a bite!"
Her movements were so exaggerated and funny that Li Muhan couldn't help laughing out loud.
Then, Xia Yue tried to grab Li Muhan's hair, wanting to use it to "fish," muttering, "The moon won't come down... How annoying! I'm going to use your hair as a fishing line and I'm sure I'll catch the moon."
Li Muhan could only shake his head lovingly and continue to carry her on his back, letting her use her imagination in her drunken state.
Although Xia Yue's actions are a bit silly, they also seem particularly cute and innocent.
Her vampire identity seemed to be downplayed at this moment, and all that was left was a little girl who needed care and protection.
On the way home, Li Muhan called Luo Yang and told him that Xia Yue suddenly felt a little unwell, so he would take her home first and continue drinking another day.
Luo Yang didn't say anything, but just apologized to Li Muhan again, and said that they would be good brothers for life, and he would assist him and work like a slave for him in the future.
When he woke up the next morning, Li Muhan found that Xia Yue was still sleeping.
Under normal circumstances, he might have cautiously gotten out of bed and let her continue sleeping.
But it’s not possible today. Today is the first day of field practice for each team. Xia Yue is no longer an idle person now. She is a mentor with her own team.
So Li Muhan woke her up as gently as possible, changed her clothes, helped her wash up, and finally carried her out. When they arrived at the gate of the Special Management Bureau, Xia Yue finally woke up.
"...Li Muhan, it's amazing! I've learned how to wear clothes in my dreams."
"Don't be silly, it's because you have a Mr. Conch."
Li Muhan put Xia Yue down from his back with a wry smile. After all, she was also a mentor. If her students saw this side of her, her authority would become less and less.
When the two men came to the underground floor through the bank's hidden elevator, they found that a lot of people had gathered at the gate of the Tianhai City Special Management Bureau headquarters.
The atmosphere today was much better than yesterday, perhaps because everyone had eaten in the cafeteria yesterday and had become more familiar with each other. From a distance, they saw three brightly dressed girls running towards Xia Yue and Li Muhan.
"Teacher~ You are so cute today~"
"Teacher, you two came here together. Are you already living together?"
"Ugh, instructor, you look like you're still underage. This is against the law!"
These three people reminded Li Muhan of Jinwu.
It's so noisy and rubbish.
But on the surface, he still smiled and greeted a few people, and then he casually patted Xia Yue's head.
"I'll be there first. Come find me if you need anything."
"......Um."
Xia Yue was obviously reluctant to leave, but after all, the two of them were going to different places for field internships, and the area Li Muhan was responsible for was a bit far from the area Xia Yue was responsible for.
So she could only watch Li Muhan walk towards his three students.
Although the Hyena Team on Li Muhan's side doesn't communicate much with others.
But at least the three of them were willing to stand together.
Because of Li Muhan's instructions, the three of them were dressed in clothes that were more convenient for movement.
Zhou Yichen was still wearing the same jacket, T-shirt and wide-leg jeans as yesterday.
Chen Yiming was wearing a tight T-shirt and sweatpants. Coupled with her somewhat attractive figure, it can be said that this outfit outlined her figure in a curvy manner, which was very pleasing to the eye.
Finally, it’s Lu Yunxue…
"Are you here to participate in the sports meeting..."
Li Muhan couldn't help but complain when he saw Lu Yunxue wearing a sportswear similar to that of a high school student.
"Didn't you say to dress lightly?"
“…Alright.”
Li Muhan didn't want to dwell on this, and then he looked at Lu Yunxue's long sword.
"You can't take this knife out."
"Why?" Lu Yunxue asked dissatisfiedly.
"It's too conspicuous. Your father used this knife because he was a member of the combat team. He went out to fight aliens, but you are different. You are just an intern now, so..."
"So you think I'm not qualified to use this knife now, right?"
Lu Yunxue stared at Li Muhan's eyes, and Li Muhan did not avoid it at all. Some things may be hard to hear, but that's the truth.
"Yes, we are mainly carrying out patrol missions now, so you are not qualified to walk on the road with this knife."
The explosive conversation right from the start made Chen Yiming tremble a little. She wanted to say something to persuade them, but she didn't know how. Zhou Yichen, on the other hand, was observing the two of them with the mentality of watching the fun and not minding the trouble.
Finally, Lu Yunxue sighed, then took the knife off her waist and handed it to Li Muhan.
"Don't worry, I'll take good care of it."
"Not only this one, but also the Fujiang Zhenmo. One day, I will get it back from you."
Li Muhan was slightly stunned, then smiled and nodded: "Well, I'll wait."
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