Chapter 172 A successful life starts here!
As the sirens sounded, handcuffs were quickly put on the woman's hands.
Only now did she slowly wake up.
"Wait, wait a minute! I'm not a suspicious person! I just came to the wrong house!"
She began to explain to the police and the owner of the house, but Li Muhan and Xia Yue just waved to the police officers to express their gratitude.
"Me! I'm really not a bad person! I just came to the wrong house! Wait! Believe me!"
"Humph, you came to the wrong house? You turned someone's clothes inside out and still said you came to the wrong house. Do you think we, the people's police, will believe your nonsense? Be honest and come back to the police station with us!"
Watching the woman being taken downstairs by the police, Li Muhan couldn't help but feel a little emotional.
"What kind of world is this? Even though our family is so poor, there are still people who steal. And it would be fine if he just stole things, but why did he lie on my bed?"
Then he glanced at Xia Yue and found that the other person looked extremely unhappy.
"Well, she messed up all my clothes."
While comforting Xia Yue, Li Muhan went back to the room to help her put away the clothes on the bed. Because he didn't know what the woman had done..., Li Muhan decided to wash all the clothes, underwear and socks.
But when he was packing his clothes, Li Muhan suddenly found something on the bed...
It was a business card, and the style and the words written on it made Li Muhan feel somewhat familiar.
"Oh, I remember now."
Li Muhan took out the business card he picked up yesterday when he was cleaning up the "corpse" of the laptop at the door from his pocket. Comparing the two, they were indeed very similar.
"Weiwutang Professional Killer Training Academy... Senior Technician, ugh, Senior Killer?"
So Li Muhan took out his mobile phone and sat on the bed among the pile of clothes, and scanned the QR code of the business card with his mobile phone.
Immediately his phone started downloading an APP for him.
"Huh!? What? Force downloading?!"
Li Muhan wanted to delete it, but his phone was completely unusable.
The APP appeared on his mobile phone desktop, right next to a certain P website. The icon of the newly downloaded APP was a hand with a thumbs-up.
Before he could open it, the APP opened automatically.
"Full life like brother? Automatic activation?"
For some reason, Li Muhan did not feel scared. Instead, he was waiting with great interest for what would happen next.
When the app is opened, a video pops up directly.
[If you're looking for the best assassin training school, look no further than Weiwutang in Tianhai, China. Learn tens of thousands of advanced assassin techniques from around the world, and try it for a month with no tuition!]
"ah?"
Li Muhan looked at the content that looked like college admissions on the screen and suddenly had a bad feeling.
"This thing...why can't I turn it off? Who filmed this? Is there something wrong with their brain? Who wants to watch this kind of thing?"
One minute later.
[Whether you are human or alien, as long as you have the heart to become a killer! You can become the next Death God! We have the world's top team of killer instructors! ]
"Interesting, ah, this is interesting."
[We have the world's most advanced killer equipment here]
"Fuck, this is awesome."
[We have the most charming beauty killer master one-on-one teaching here]
"Oh my god, this is really big... Master! It looks great, I love it."
[Register now and receive a free three-piece assassin kit to help you achieve your dream of becoming a great assassin! Furthermore, for exceptional students, after three years of study, we'll automatically assign them suitable jobs. Once you pass the test, you'll become a registered assassin in the Mighty Hall!]
"They even guarantee a job placement, which is quite conscientious. Who wrote the copy? Aren't free and gifted the same thing? You're illiterate."
[You! What are you waiting for! Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared! ]
(Large lens, zoom out)
【A successful life starts from Weiwutang! 】
Li Muhan was already fascinated by the video, because after the enrollment advertisements there were various earthy killer videos, all of which were trying to attract viewers to enroll immediately.
But Li Muhan didn't know that Xia Yue was standing at the door of the room, looking at Li Muhan with a look of disgust.
Because from her perspective, Li Muhan looked like he was sitting in her pile of clothes, looking at her clothes and grinning foolishly.
"...Is he really a pervert..."
Xia Yue couldn't help but sigh like this, and then she sighed, and her eyes of disgust turned into eyes of care for the mentally retarded.
She walked up to Li Muhan.
"Hey, Xia Yue, have you finished your shower? Come here, I'll show you, this is good..."
The next second, Xia Yue gently held Li Muhan's head in her arms.
"It's okay, I won't hold it against you. You must be under too much pressure... I'm sorry, it's all my fault..."
"?"
Li Muhan's face was buried in Xia Yue's chest, and he looked confused.
"If you have any needs or pressures, you can talk to me. I promise to embrace everything about you... including your bizarre interests and hobbies..."
“???”
Although he didn't know what happened, but... Li Muhan didn't hate the feeling now.
Unfortunately, as luck would have it, at this moment the damn APP advertisement on his phone was not over yet, and there was even a fucking easter egg.
The beautiful killer master just now cast a coquettish glance at Li Muhan in front of the screen.
"Handsome boy, come and play."
Li Muhan's eyes moved slightly downwards, he looked at the beautiful killer master on his phone, and then felt Xia Yue's chest.
"well."
Finally he let out a long sigh.
“…”
The gentleness on Xia Yue's face slowly began to stiffen.
"Ah! Wait, that's too strong, Xia Yue, I can't breathe! Ugh! Ugh!!!"
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at the same time.
In the office of the deputy director of Tianhai City Special Management Bureau.
A makeup tutorial from Bilibili was playing on Lin Ze’s computer.
"I see, is that how it's done?"
There are some high-end cosmetics on her desk. In fact, even if she doesn't wear makeup, her appearance can be said to be quite exquisite.
But Hua Yun from the Identification Department forced the cosmetics on her, saying that she worked overtime every day and needed to pay attention to her skin care.
"It seems I'm at an age where I need some maintenance."
Lin Ze followed the host's movements in the video to learn how to apply powder and makeup. When she was drawing eyeliner, a quick knock on the door made her hand tremble slightly. The eyeliner immediately ran along the corner of her eyebrow, and a long black line suddenly appeared.
"......Come in."
Although he was a little unhappy, Lin Ze still forced himself to put on a smile.
"Director Lin, something happened. Someone broke into Li Muhan and Xia Yue's home."
"A thief?"
"No, it's an alien. I checked the files and it's not an alien under our supervision. It doesn't even seem to be an alien from China."
Lin Ze took the report, glanced at the photo of the woman being taken away by the police, and then sighed.
"Hey, could that old dragon please stop causing trouble? He's been allowed to have his way for so many years. Does he really think the Special Management Bureau can't deal with him?"
The staff was a little confused.
"Director Lin, who is this person?"
"A member of a killer organization. It seems someone has issued a hunting order for Li Muhan again."
Lin Ze knew who did it without even thinking, the Zhao family. He had given them two chances, but this father and son really didn't know what "three chances are better" meant.
"Okay, I'll handle this matter. No need to follow up."
After the staff left, Lin Ze started playing the video again.
"Since the eyeliner is ruined, let's put on lipstick first."
She hummed a little tune and painted her lips with lipstick.
Bang--
The office door was flung open.
This time, the lipstick in Lin Ze's hand shook even more violently than the eyeliner, and it was directly drawn along her cheek.
"Director Lin! Director Lin! Something big has happened!! I've been targeted by a killer organization... Huh?"
Looking at Lin Ze sticking his head out from behind the computer screen, Li Muhan felt something was wrong.
What's wrong?
Oh, I see. There was no smile on Lin Ze's face...
"Come here, Li Muhan."
"Well, well, I, I..."
"Come here, I need to teach you what basic manners are."
So that night, Li Muhan was forcibly detained by Lin Ze in the Special Management Bureau and attended a moral education class all night.
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