Chapter 79 Who are you playing chess with?
Li Muhan didn't expect that this ghost general was quite fashionable and knowledgeable about cars. He didn't react for a moment and was slapped in the face by the ghost general.
He was beaten so hard that he spun several times.
"Are you okay?"
He lay on the ground and roared at Wei Xingchang in mid-air.
"I'm going to be whipped like a top!!"
Wei Xingchang ignored Li Muhan's cries. He kept looking down at the motionless soldiers. As long as the ghost general did not charge, they would not react.
"This chess game is already hopeless. In two moves at most, the ghost general will undoubtedly be defeated. Brother, oh brother, why didn't you leave yourself any escape route? If you can't break this chess game, you will never be able to pass away!"
Wei Xingchang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
Another burst of ghostly screams came from Li Muhan on the battlefield below.
"Hey! Hey! Are you okay?"
Li Muhan threw the ghost general over his shoulder to the ground. He was so tired that he was gasping for breath. Just as he looked up and shouted to Wei Xingchang.
The ghost general grabbed Li Muhan's tail.
"Oh shit! Stop grabbing my tail! I'm sensitive!"
But the ghost general didn't care about him at all. He just grabbed Li Muhan's tail and started swinging it, just like the Hulk hitting Loki, making Li Muhan dizzy.
"Brother! Brother! I am Chinese! I am Chinese! If you don't believe me, just listen to me sing! Horses go south, and people look north!"
Bang--
The ghost general punched Li Muhan in the face, but Li Muhan also found the right opportunity. After taking the punch head-on, he suddenly wrapped his tail around the ghost general's neck.
"Go!"
Then he used the inertia of his body to knock the ghost general to the ground.
"It's terrible! It's really terrible! You, a hermaphrodite, your singing is truly terrible!"
The ghost general threw away his weapon, got up from the ground and wanted to beat Li Muhan again.
"You can insult my singing! But you can't insult my gender!"
Li Muhan also got angry. He snapped his fingers and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky and wrapped around his body.
"Thunder entangled!"
Li Muhan, whose body was wrapped in lightning, and the ghost general, whose body was wrapped in yin and evil spirits, wrestled with each other again.
Because the two men are equally strong, the fight is not a very good scene.
"Dead end, dead end, dead end..."
No matter how Wei Xingchang tried to break the impasse, he would end up dead in the end.
Two hands, at most two hands, and this ghost will definitely die.
"Brother...what do you want me to do?!"
Suddenly, Wei Xingchang was in a trance and saw that behind the huge army, a handsome but slightly sickly man in an elegant robe was looking up and smiling at him.
"Brother!! Brother!! Tell me!! How to break the deadlock!!"
Can't break it.
At this moment, Wei Xingchang seemed to have returned to the past.
When Xie Chengtian and I were still young, I could never win a game against him no matter how many times I played against him.
Can't break it.
No way! No matter what time, he couldn't break Xie Chengtian's game.
Every time, Xie Chengtian would prepare a tight net to make sure he was defeated within two moves.
......
etc.
Wei Xingchang suddenly discovered a strange point in this chess game.
"Within two hands, the ghost will be defeated... within two hands... hmm..."
Suddenly, Wei Xingchang opened his eyes wide.
"Little brother!! Are you still there?!"
He shouted at Li Muhan below.
"Here! Here! Not dead yet! But he'll be dead soon! Have you figured out a solution?!"
Li Muhan had been beaten black and blue, and the ghost general was not much better off. His helmet was blown off, and now he was left with a pitch-black head.
"I already know where Senior Brother's plan ends!!"
"Great! Auntie! Hurry up! Doraemon! Think of a way! I'm going to be beaten to death!"
"This chess game! Can't be broken!!"
When Wei Xingchang shouted the most desperate words in the most excited voice, Li Muhan stared at Wei Xingchang in the air silently, and then made an international gesture.
And then the next second, he was dragged over by the ghost general again, and the two of them wrestled again.
"Fatty! I'm not done with you!!!"
"I know you're anxious, but don't worry."
Wei Xingchang slowly descended from the air and walked to the two people who were fighting. He completely ignored the ghost general and Li Muhan, and spoke to himself in an excited tone.
"If you focus solely on breaking through the situation, you'll definitely lose. No matter how the ghost general plays these two moves, there's absolutely no chance of a comeback."
"Well, then, what are you talking about! Go somewhere cool! I'm going to send this damn thing straight back to hell! Ouch! Don't hit my face!"
Wei Xingchang turned around and looked at the two people fighting on the ground and sighed.
"I never expected this, never expected it, Senior Brother, that I would actually break your plan in this way. No, could it be that you did this on purpose? Senior Brother, you are still so unpredictable."
"Fuck your ancestors! Fatty! You found it, why don't you tell me now? What are you just standing there sighing for? This damn thing is a real Wolf Warrior! It hit me with all its might!!"
Wei Xingchang walked to the ghost general and said while looking at the pitch-black head.
"Ghost General, your chess playing is terrible. It's even worse than the previous game between me and my senior brother."
"What?! Who the hell are you? Where did you come from, you filthy fat bastard? How dare you say that my chess skills are terrible?"
The ghost general was so angry that black air was coming out of his head, and Wei Xingchang was so scared that he quickly shrank back.
When he discovered that the ghost general was pinned down by Li Muhan and unable to move, he felt that he was fine again.
"Hey?! You're still saying that! Look at your chess moves!? They're full of flaws from the very first move! You've already fallen into my senior brother's trap! And you call yourself a chess fanatic! And with such a bad temper, you're nothing but a lousy chess player!"
"Waaaaaaaaaa! You fat pig! I'm going to kill you!!"
The ghost general immediately shook Li Muhan away and raised his hand to pull Wei Xingchang over.
"Ah?! Little brother!? Why don't you hold on tight!?"
"Fuck you! Can you try to hold on tight?! What on earth can you do?! Tell him now! If this relationship breaks down, it'll be irreparable! I don't want this big brother to give me a hard time after I die!"
Wei Xingchang was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he spoke to the ghost general in a trembling voice.
"This game of chess!! What's important isn't what's inside the game!! It's what's outside the game!!"
The ghost general was stunned for a moment and loosened his grip a little.
"Explain yourself to me, you fat pig, or I'll take you to hell and into the frying pan! And make you into fried pork chops!"
"You, you, you, think about it! Who are you playing chess with!?"
Wei Xingchang's legs were shaking with fear, and the moment he asked this question, the ghost general became even more furious.
"Xie Chengtian!! The world's number one chess player!! Only he can trap me! This guy actually used his life as bait to trick me! When I return to the underworld, I will make sure he pays!"
"Ouch! Chief Wei! Stop keeping us in suspense! Tell him now!"
Li Muhan was also very anxious.
Wei Xingchang suddenly patted the ghost general's hand and shouted.
"That's it! I'm asking you, where is Xie Chengtian?!"
“Dead!!!”
"Who the hell are you playing chess with then!?"
The words shouted by Wei Xingchang stunned the ghost general.
"Dead... I'm playing chess with... with a dead man."
"That's right, that's what I said. The way to break this chess game is not inside the game, but outside the game."
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