Chapter 19 I examine myself three times a day, and I am right

"Ah... ā, á, ǎ, à?"

At the moment when Shen Shiman was about to be exposed, his IQ suddenly rose, and his "ah" turned several corners one after another.

"Ah! Do you want to say hello to Shen Shiman too?"

She racked her brains to think of how to fool people: "I may not be able to help you with this! You know, Shen Shiman is a person with bad character and bad temper. She will chop anyone who talks to her..."

Even though she was clearly saying bad things about herself, she managed to use such a sincere tone that it sounded like it was true.

if……

If her video had not been secretly broadcast live by the program crew at this time, the fans on the other side would probably have really believed her lies.

Feeling the other party's silence, Shen Shiman thought she didn't believe it.

Then he added hastily, "I'm not lying to you at all! Normally when I'm with her, I don't even dare to speak loudly!"

She rolled her eyes, her skill in making up stories had gradually become more proficient: "She and I are roommates! I definitely can't lie to you! Don't be so upset. You might as well eat two more bowls of rice instead of looking at Shen Shiman. If you look at her, you won't be able to eat for two days..."

Fans: …

Live broadcast room: ...

[Please enter your nickname: Doesn’t this sister know that she is live streaming? ]

[Hahahaha: This is the first time I’ve seen someone scold herself so harshly… If I didn’t know all those scandals about her, I would have called her a stupid beauty just by looking at this scene!]

【Hahahaha: What a pity, a woman who looks so stupid and beautiful is actually a scheming bitch. I can't like her at all. It's such a waste of such a good face.】

[Strawberry Toffees with a little spiciness: To be honest, this bitch's face is indeed beautiful. Even in the entertainment industry where there are so many beautiful women, this face is enough to dominate the charts and outshine many female stars.]

[Winter Melon Pudding Stir-fried Camellia: Why would such a beautiful person do such a thing? It's really a pity... There really is no such perfect female star in the domestic entertainment industry. She is the ceiling. ]

[Did Y Qing's ashes get spread out today? Putting aside Shen's character, just based on her face, she and Song Wenxing are indeed a good match.]

[Showy Little Chicken: What? Such a beautiful sister has some scandals? Am I going to break up just when I’m about to fall in love? I was attracted to her looks and wanted to be her fan…]

As soon as Shen Shiman’s personal live broadcast room was opened, countless people immediately poured in.

At first, those people just wanted to mock her, curse her, see if they could see her make a fool of herself, and take some screenshots of her ugly and abstract emoticons.

As I kept cursing, I realized... their cursing was too dirty. It was dirty and monotonous. They just kept repeating the same few dirty words over and over again. It was obscene and vulgar.

Shen Shiman's cursing is much more literary and sophisticated.

She even wrote a short essay of about 800 words, citing numerous references, using explicit metaphors and innuendos...none of it was repeated.

As a result, many people in the live broadcast room began to quote Shen Shiman's self-destructive self-curse quotes.

For a while, all kinds of long and short sentences describing Shen Shiman, some good and some bad, floated up in the live broadcast room.

The live broadcast room, which was originally the least popular among the eight people, instantly jumped to the first place.

The other end of the phone heard her finish another essay-length self-destruction, and finally couldn't bear it: "... Well, you're right, I don't want to see Shen Shiman, I, Shen Shiman, have no interest in him."

Seeing that the other person finally gave in, Shen Shi slowly let out a breath.

Fortunately, I managed to get away with it.

Her smile became much more sincere: "That's right! Go and have lunch quickly, or it won't taste good if it gets cold."

"Okay." Some fans couldn't help but laugh, their voices full of joy.

When the people in the live broadcast room heard the laughter, they couldn't help but laugh and type hahahahaha on the barrage, which once again added a lot of heat to the live broadcast room.

After hanging up the phone, Shen Shiman happily took the takeaway and went to find Song Wenxing who was still playing the corpse.

“Yes.”

When Shen Shiman passed the already cold takeaway to someone, Song Wenxing was shocked and couldn't believe it: "For me?"

He couldn't figure it out for a moment. Why did Man Man come to deliver takeout for him? Was it a mission?

Thinking of this possibility, the surprise and excitement just now faded away in an instant, turning into a deep feeling of powerlessness.

"The lunch boxes provided by the crew are too oily, and the steamed rice is dry and hard. The doctor said you should eat more soft food. You will definitely feel upset in your stomach after eating this rice, and you may even have an allergy."

Song Wenxing has a special physique and cannot eat soybean oil, otherwise he will get a rash.

You can’t eat peanut oil either, otherwise you will get urticaria.

I can’t eat food that is too cold, too hard, too hot, too soft, too sour, too bitter, or too sweet…

It just so happened that this fan ordered a dish that was light in oil and salt, which was also the one he usually ate.

As Shen Shiman was speaking, he had already taken the lunch box that Song Wenxing had received from the crew and brought it to himself, sitting opposite him and preparing to eat.

The program organizer finally couldn't help but stepped out to stop him: "Teacher Shen, you are breaking the rules! The rules don't allow you to ask fans for help!"

"......When did you guys come?"

Shen Shiman didn't have the brain to think about whether she had violated the rules or not. She looked at the large camera that suddenly appeared in front of her with a look of shock.

The PD who was filming her was very pleased with her expression and explained with a schadenfreude: "For me, it took quite a while... about half an hour."

He chuckled twice: "Teacher Shen, congratulations, you are now number one in the popularity ranking of the guest's personal live broadcast room!"

Shen Shiman:!!!!!!

Isn’t it true that everything she said just now was recorded and... broadcast live?

"Teacher Shen, do you have anything to say about this?" the program organizer asked maliciously.

Shen Shiman glanced at him with a cold look: "Fuck your master!"

"W-what?" The program crew was a little confused.

"Fuck your grandpa!" Shen Shiman said it again with an expressionless face.

Program team: "..."

"Teacher Shen, this, this cannot be broadcast." The program crew never expected that Shen Shiman would suddenly change his tone and start scolding.

Shen Shiman said "Oh" calmly: "That day, your second master."

Program crew: “…” It can’t be broadcast at all.

"Golden Crow hanging high in the sky, open your eyes, look at this man, see his face and decay clearly, go, with your dazzling light and powerful strength, go, rush towards his uncle... Go! Fuck him!"

Shen Shiman suddenly changed into an exaggerated dramatic tone. His eyes fell on the people, as if asking: Can it be broadcast now?

Program team: "..."

He decided to drop the topic and talk about the rules instead. "Teacher Song, Teacher Shen, you two have violated the rules. According to the program team's rules, we will deduct the corresponding labor income from you two and impose fines on you."

Shen Shiman immediately rolled up his sleeves.

The program crew subconsciously took several steps back.

"I broke the rules?"

Shen Shiman is 1.7 meters tall, but has an aura of 9.8 meters. He looked at me coldly and asked, "Where did I break the rules?"

"Guests are not allowed to seek assistance from fans or other abnormal external forces during their work..."

The program crew was halfway through their conversation when Shen Shiman interrupted them: "Then tell me, what kind of abnormal external force did I use to assist me?"

"The takeaway you gave to Teacher Song was ordered by fans, right?"

Shen Shi nodded slowly and said "hmm".

She said frankly: "Yes, it was indeed ordered by Song Wenxing's fans."

"Since you have admitted the violation..." the program crew felt more confident.

Shen Shiman raised his hand to stop him: "Wait, when did I admit that I broke the rules?"

"You just said that the takeaway was ordered by fans, which means..."

Shen Shiman smiled casually and walked over to chat with the man: "Then let me ask you, what do I do now?"

The program crew looked at her in confusion.

"Once I put on the yellow robe, I will be a god... Isn't this the job you assigned to me?" Shen Shiman asked again.

The program crew nodded: "That's right."

Shen Shiman asked again: "So my job is to deliver food. As long as it is not against the law, crime, or public order and morality, should I just deliver the food wherever the customer asks me to?"

The program organizer hesitated for a while: "Yes..."

"This fan asked me to deliver takeaway food to Song Wenxing. I did it. Is there anything wrong with that?"

The program team felt a little itchy.

"Nothing is wrong, but..."

"But what but? I completed my work as required and delivered the takeaway to the person designated by the customer on time. How did I violate the rules?"

Shen Shiman was not justified but still angry: "If there is any violation, it should be him. I delivered the takeaway, but I didn't eat it."

Program Team: ...

There is no way to refute it.

"Well, even if Teacher Shen is right..." The program team said she was ready to compromise.

Shen Shiman immediately slammed the table and stood up, scaring Song Wenxing so much that he quickly protected the takeaway and lunch boxes.

The program crew was also shocked and stared at her blankly.

Shen Shiman loudly accused: "What kind of words are you talking about? What do you mean by even if I'm not wrong? I examine myself three times a day, and I'm right! What do you mean by using the word 'even if'?"

Program Team: ...

"Okay, okay, we used the wrong words. Teacher Shen is right. Teacher Shen strictly followed the regulations to complete the first delivery... Um, is that okay?"

Shen Shiman gave the man a look that said "You know my face".

The program crew breathed a sigh of relief and turned to Song Wenxing: "But it is an indisputable fact that Teacher Song accepted the takeaway ordered by fans, so today's labor income should be deducted and a fine should be imposed..."

"Wait a minute!" Shen Shiman waited for the production team to explain a bunch of rules before slowly speaking, "Let me ask you, do you have any basis for saying that Teacher Song violated the rules?"

"he……"

The program crew just opened their mouths when they were interrupted by Shen Shiman: "Did he ask his fans to buy this takeaway?"

"no……"

"That's it. He didn't ask his fans to buy it, so how can it be considered a violation?"

Program Team: ...

Something seems to be wrong...

Seeing that he was still confused, Shen Shiman said, "Besides, why would the takeaway ordered by fans be delivered here? Isn't it because your program team didn't keep it a secret?"

Program Team: ...

"It is precisely because your program team did not keep confidentiality measures in place that Teacher Song's location was exposed, and that is why fans were able to send takeout to us."

Shen Shiman complained passionately: "Do you think he wants to eat? Isn't the lunch box carefully prepared by the crew delicious?"

"But what can Teacher Song do? The food has already been delivered. Do you want Teacher Song to be a shameful person who wastes food?"

"Faced with such a difficult choice, what else can he do except eat it all?"

"If your production team had done a better job, would he have to suffer this?"

Program Team: ...

My head is really itchy, I feel like my brain is not enough.

Shen Shiman folded his arms and said, "On the contrary, it is me and Teacher Song who should ask your program team for compensation for mental damages!"

Program Group: what

"It is precisely because your security measures were not careful enough that today's loophole occurred, causing serious obstruction to the work of me and Teacher Song."

Shen Shiman stretched out his hand to the program team: "I strongly request that the program team make corresponding compensation for this."

Program Team: ...

As for the suggestion to send the overdue takeout to Song Wenxing, it was Shen Shiman who proposed it. Her explanation was: "If your program team had done a good job of confidentiality and she couldn't confirm the authenticity, wouldn't she think I was a liar and file a bad review? How could she agree to this suggestion? So in the final analysis, it's still your program team's fault."

Finally, under Shen Shiman's unreasonable arguments, the program team gritted their teeth and agreed to give the two people 50 yuan each in mental compensation.

After receiving the compensation, Shen Shiman could finally eat his meals in peace.

She wolfed down the lunch box that Song Wenxing brought. Seeing that he was slow to pick up his chopsticks, she couldn't help but stop and wipe her mouth: "Eat?"

Thinking that he was the young master's temper again, Shen Shi slowly said: "Don't worry, while you are waiting for the meal, I will be watching them prepare it the whole time. It is clean and hygienic."

Seeing that she seemed calm but was actually very nervous, Song Wenxing held back his smile.

"good."

He responded softly, picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of vegetable and chewed it slowly.

But his eyes always slipped to the person opposite from time to time.

After finishing the meal, Shen Shiman coughed twice: "That..."

Song Wenxing looked up at her.

"I have something to tell you." Shen Shiman felt a little embarrassed when he looked at him, and his eyes shifted away slightly.

Song Wenxing suddenly had a feeling of "as expected".

He felt lost and helpless at the same time.