Chapter 44 Who is cooking shit in the house?

Gu Qiming felt his back go cold from those ferocious gazes.

He swallowed countless curse words silently, and sat up straighter, his nerves tense.

The smiling waiter was walking towards this side angrily at this moment, like a ruthless executioner, who was going to drag out and behead this person who was disrespectful to the gift of God.

"Teacher Shen, Teacher Shen, Teacher Song, what should we do? I seem to be in trouble..." Gu Qiming swallowed his saliva, his voice trembling unnaturally.

Seeing that the smiling waiter was about to approach their table, Shen Shiman thought of a solution in a hurry: "Teacher Gu, I told you to drink slowly. Even if this cup of holy water blessed by the gods tastes as good as the dew from heaven, you can't be so impatient! Look, you're choking, right..."

Hearing her flattery, the smiling waiter looked back and forth between her and Gu Qiming with an uncertain look, as if he was confirming something.

"Sorry, my friend was so excited to drink such delicious water for the first time that he accidentally spilled it. Could you provide us with some tissues?"

Shen Shiman opened his mouth and made a request to the smiling waiter.

“No waste is allowed in the restaurant.”

The smiling waiter stated in a serious tone, like an emotionless cold machine.

"Sorry, we won't do that again next time."

Shen Shiman apologized again.

The smiling waiter looked at the three people suspiciously.

"Ignorance is not a crime. Our mistake was unintentional."

Song Wenxing then spoke up: "Or, can we ask for a copy of the restaurant's rules?"

The smiling waiter's eyes turned fierce for a moment, but he quickly became friendly again: "I'm sorry, distinguished guests. It was my negligence that I forgot to give you the restaurant rules."

As he spoke, he took out three booklets from somewhere and handed them to Shen Shiman and the other two, and also gave them some tissues.

"Forget it this time, next time..."

The smiling waiter didn't say what would happen next time. He just looked at the three people more kindly, which made people feel even more physically uncomfortable.

Gu Qiming felt that this face that only knew how to smile was becoming more and more like the ugly little guy in a poker card, weird and eerie...

Only after the people had gone far away did he dare to let out a sigh of relief.

"I was so scared just now..." Gu Qiming said in a very low voice with his neck shrunk.

"But how do you know what the restaurant rules are, Mr. Song?"

Gu Qiming asked with some curiosity.

Song Wenxing remained calm: "When I first came in, I saw that the guests at other tables all had them."

In fact, it was the mechanical sound that suddenly reminded him. This could be considered a benefit of being an "old ghost".

"so it is."

Gu Qiming flattered them: "…Thanks to Teacher Song's thoughtfulness, otherwise I would have become the sinner who implicated you all."

At this time, Xu Shuozhou also came to the restaurant.

The smiling waiter spoke a few words to him at the door, and then led the group to Shen Shiman's table.

"Excuse me, distinguished guest, there are no vacancies in the restaurant at the moment. Would you three mind sharing a table with this guest?"

Based on the principle of less trouble is worse than more, the three of them agreed reluctantly.

Among the three of them, Song Wenxing and Gu Qiming were sitting in the same row.

Shen Shiman sat opposite Song Wenxing.

Now Xu Shuozhou came over to share the table, and Shen Shiman sat next to him...

She was somewhat unhappy about this and was preparing to find an excuse to switch places with Gu Qiming.

Xu Shuozhou sniffed and suddenly his expression changed: "Who just cooked shit?"

In an instant, everyone's eyes were fixed on Xu Shuozhou, just like before, as if they were waiting for the opportunity to devour him...

The smiling waiter also turned back into the executioner look he had just had.

Without further ado, he dragged Xu Shuozhou to the restaurant's kitchen.

Not long after, Shen Shiman and the other two heard Xu Shuozhou's screams...

"Oh my goodness, what's going on?"

Gu Qiming couldn't help but crane his neck to look back out of curiosity: "Why is it like slaughtering pigs? It's so miserable..."

He couldn't help but complain with some fear: "Did the program crew really beat me?"

Or is it that this has actually not been planned by the program team for a long time?

Gu Qiming looked at Song Wenxing anxiously: "Teacher Song, can we really finish this shoot in two days?"

He couldn't bear it if it happened every now and then...

Song Wenxing was silent for a moment, then picked up the cup and took a sip of water.

“I think so.”

Shen Shiman glanced at him and said nothing.

As Xu Shuozhou's screams died down, the blue cheese they ordered was brought over by a smiling waiter.

"Three distinguished guests, this is the meal you ordered."

He placed the cheese in the middle of the table, distributed tableware to the three people, and then stood aside and stared at them.

Gu Qiming couldn't help vomiting several times...

This thing really tastes too strong.

"Oh, it's high..." Gu Qiming felt that his head was hurt by the stench.

Looking at Shen Shiman and Song Wenxing who remained calm, he glared at them and said, "Don't you two think..."

Does it smell?

The sound of Xu Shuozhou's miserable screams was still ringing in his ears. Under the gaze of the smiling waiter, Gu Qiming swallowed the word "stinky" back.

He swallowed and reorganized his words: "...Don't you think this smell is too fragrant?"

Is this thing really edible?

Gu Qiming looked at Shen Shiman suspiciously as he picked up the knife and fork, gracefully cut a small piece of blue cheese, put it on his plate and began to taste it.

Then I looked at Song Wenxing who also cut a small piece and put it into his mouth.

Gu Qiming couldn't help but twist his face just by looking at the two of them...

But these two people seemed to be tasting some delicious food.

No, doesn’t it stink?

Is it that your sense of taste and smell is temporarily impaired?

Seeing this, the smiling waiter focused his attention on Gu Qiming.

Gu Qiming was stared at and felt his whole body go numb...

He swallowed, reluctant to taste it.

When the contract was first signed, the production team didn't mention that there would be a "shit eating" segment.

If he knew, he would have to add another 20,000 yuan no matter what! !

Otherwise I really can’t eat it…

"Dear guest, food cannot be wasted in this restaurant."

The smiling waiter reminded Gu Qiming: "Your two companions have already tasted the delicious food. You have to eat all the remaining ones."

Gu Qiming: ?????

He stared at Shen Shiman and Song Wenxing with wide eyes, full of disbelief.

"They just took a sip, why do they have to finish it all at my place?"

"According to the restaurant's rules, the last person to pick up the chopsticks is responsible for collecting the meal."

The smiling waiter pointed to the booklet in Gu Qiming's hand and said, "It's written in the restaurant rules, dear guest."

Gu Qiming subconsciously opened it and took a look.

I found that it was actually written above...

He looked at Shen and Song with deep sorrow, his face full of the pain of being betrayed.

It hurts so much!

But Shen Shiman added: "Teacher Gu, eat quickly, don't give them the chance to heat it up!"

Gu Qiming: …

So cold!!

Song Wenxing also said: "It actually tastes pretty good. It's not as exaggerated as people say online. It's just a bit like moldy stinky fermented tofu."

Just like moldy stinky tofu? ?

Gu Qiming snorted coldly: "Then you should eat more!"