Chapter 195 Mr. Fu Becomes a System
Before Yun Lingtian could find any chance to find fault, he was turned into a dough figurine, but he remained calm.
But he couldn't do anything except keep a straight face.
He is in pain!!
He lay there for a long time before he felt Chou'er rubbing his face.
"This dough is so sticky..." Chou'er rubbed it a few times but felt that she didn't rub Yun Lingtian clean. Instead, it made him more evenly mixed, so she had to stop.
Yun Lingtian's face was covered with red balls as he did the splits movement, motionless.
It will be fine after a while.
He couldn't lose face.
After a while, the flour on his face mixed with the water and blurred his eyes.
He didn't have time to see Xie Zaozao's appearance.
The other party seemed to be an ordinary person, and he couldn't sense the other party with his spiritual power. He didn't dare to act rashly. What if he was killed in one blow and Heiyao Jun was angry, and he didn't want to embarrass him in public.
So he simply took this opportunity to concentrate on rubbing the flour off his face.
When Chou'er saw that this man could not be relied upon at all, she had to do it herself.
Without saying a word, Chou'er walked up to Xie Zaozao and attacked him, taking out a strange fork and pointing it at Xie Zaozao.
Then Xie Zaozao slapped him to the ground.
He also got off the fork and went to accompany Yun Lingtian.
The two men stood there in unison, motionless, trembling all over.
It hurts so much...
Chou'er glanced at Yun Lingtian and thought to herself that it was a good thing that her face was not covered with flour. But when she turned around, she saw Xie Zaozao stirring something in a basin that she had gotten from somewhere, and the basin was full of batter.
Chou'er: "You, you——"
Xie finished mixing it early and poured it directly on Chou'er's head: "Friends should share the hard times and enjoy the good times in secret."
Chou'er: "You——"
"Don't talk, the noodle soup is dripping into your mouth."
Chou'er: !!!!!! How could this woman be so abominable!! She's even more vicious than the most vicious witch in the demon world!!
The most important witch in their demon world is the Snow Girl. The Snow Girl lives in the ice and snow, and often seduces men to go with them in the wind and snow. Once a man follows them away, his family will see his eaten remains in the wild a few days later.
The Snow Girl is extremely picky about food. If the meat is too old, it is too hard; if it is too tender, it is not chewy; if it is too tall, there are too many bones; if it is too small, there is too little meat. After finally choosing someone, she is even more picky about the food. She wants to eat the meat on the heart, the center of the eyebrows, and the palm of the hand.
In short, it was a horrible sight to see a good person being tortured by them.
Moreover, they are beautiful and very good at deceiving people, and the men in the demon world always follow them.
If they had not gone to the human world to look for food and had their heads kicked off, they would still be firmly sitting on the throne of the number one evil woman in the demon world.
Xie Zaozao is much more hateful than them!
Chou'er was secretly cursing Xie Zaozao in her heart when she heard Heiyaojun's gloomy voice at the door: "What are you doing?"
The two of them shuddered and dared not move.
Heiyaojun stood at the door, holding a plate of snacks and ice cream in his hands, looking into the room with a frown.
The two dared not speak. After all, their faces were covered with dirt, and Heiyao Jun would most likely not recognize them. As long as they pretended to be fine...
Xie Zaozao: "This man is your subordinate Yun Lingtian, and this woman is your subordinate Chou'er. They came in to hit me, but they accidentally stepped into the basin."
Chou'er: "! You, you're talking nonsense! It was clearly you who poured it on my head!"
Xie Zaozao: "I wouldn't do that. I'd be scared to death seeing you all."
Heiyao Jun looked at Xie Zaozao with amusement: "Are you afraid of them?"
Xie Zaozao: "Maybe it's because they are more intimidating and majestic, and you don't have that."
Heiyao Jun was not annoyed: "Oh?"
Xie Zaozao: "Of course, it would be quite scary if you could punish those subordinates who are secretly bullying others while pretending to obey you."
Heiyao Jun dragged the two men out without saying a word. The sounds of their screams and howls were heard outside, and then quickly disappeared, and silence returned.
Xie closed the door early and didn't bother to clean up the mess in the room. "Why is Yun Lingtian here?"
You know, Yun Lingtian was the main force in creating cracks in the barrier in the later period. The last crack was caused by him, and the location of the crack was hidden extremely well.
Xie wanted to inform Fu Yanzhi early on.
"What should we do? Send a letter by carrier pigeon?"
System: "Well, maybe you can send a telepathic message..."
Xie Zaozao: "The main system won't allow it."
Xie Zao Zao thought of Xiao Xing Su and sent a message to Xiao Xing Su: "Xing Su, mother has something to say——"
Xiao Xingsu: "Don't run! I've cut off all three of your legs. You can't escape!!"
Xie Zao Zao couldn't help but ask, "What are you chasing?"
"Chasing the demon! It ran too fast. I chopped off its legs, but it still ran away."
"All three legs are cut off... can you run on one leg?"
"No, I caught a centipede monster. Mother, the centipede monster is so magical, it has so many legs, one pair, two pairs, three pairs - please don't hit me! You can't beat me."
Xie Zao Zao held his forehead.
The system directly transmitted a message to Fu Yanzhi: "Yun Lingtian has appeared in Wen Family Manor. There is a high probability that a crack in the barrier will appear."
Fu Yanzhi asked: "Can I see her now?"
The system looked at Xiao Xingning, who had been desperately eating berries but had only grown to the age of seven or eight months, and sighed, "No."
Fu Yanzhi: "I have a way."
System: "What method?"
Fu Yanzhi: "As long as you agree to cooperate, I promise that you will have a stable life in the days ahead."
The system's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Fu Yanzhi: "You can eat and sleep, sleep and eat."
The system nodded hurriedly. It was too tired to take care of the host all the time. It would be great if it had something to eat and a place to sleep.
"It's just..." Fu Yanzhi's voice was a little embarrassed, "It will be a little difficult at the beginning, I need your cooperation."
"No problem! I'll cooperate!" As soon as the system finished speaking, it felt its body being instantly sucked away. The next second, it heard Shuyue's voice in its ear: "Sir, how long will you be in seclusion?"
"At least a few months, at most a year." Fu Yanzhi's voice.
The system was confused and wondered how it could hear the voices of Fu Yanzhi and Shuyue?
When he looked up, he found that he saw Fu Yanzhi.
His slender hands had distinct joints and were as white as the finest Hetian jade.
His hands were reaching towards the system.
The system subconsciously wanted to run, but found that it could not move at all.
I looked down and saw its legs were buried in the soil.
Wait, that's not right, how can it have legs?
Here, Fu Yanzhi looked contentedly at the faint spiritual power emerging from the cactus he raised, and said lightly: "I'll be gone for a while, you stay here and retreat."
After saying that, he picked up the cactus and went to the secret realm of Tingshuixie. He found a cave, went in, packed up everything, and placed the system on the table.
System: "...Mr. Fu, how should I eat and drink?"
Photosynthesis, fertilizer, and water? Who wants to eat that?!
Fu Yanzhi: "I know a place that's stocked with delicious food."
So, the system changed from a pot of cactus to a little squirrel squatting on the food stored at home.
system:……
So, when Xie Zaozao called the system again, he suddenly felt that the system's voice was wrong.
Xie Zaozao: "What's wrong with you?"
"Wind-cold."
"You're inside me, and you're cold?"
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