Chapter 60 The couple almost killed the monster
Shu Yue and Luo Wei, who were standing behind Fu Yanzhi, were walking just fine, but suddenly they noticed that Xie Zaozao had become a head shorter.
It didn’t matter that she was a little shorter, because Mr. Fu picked her up.
It’s actually nothing to hold such a small girl, but Xie Zaozao...suddenly...grew up in Mr. Fu’s arms.
Now Fu Yanzhi was holding Xie Zaozao in his arms, and Xie Zaozao was covering her mouth with her fingers, with an expressionless look on her face.
This woman is taking advantage of Mr. Fu, right?
But Mr. Fu didn't throw her out, so Mr. Fu might be willing.
To sum up, the two people pretended not to see it tacitly.
Chen Jiayou's whole heart was focused on the child, and he didn't notice at all that someone in front of him was shrinking and growing again.
Chen Jiayou took Xiao Lihai's hand and pinched it. The baby's hand was like a big soft white flour bun, soft and fragrant.
She pinched and pinched, and finally pinched Xiao Lie so hard that he looked annoyed. He snorted and slapped his face with his little hands.
Chen Jiayou's face was full of happiness: "Wow, you know how to slap someone in the face. Come on, hit uncle again and uncle will give you candy——"
Shuyue: “…Mr. Chen…” Why didn’t I notice in school that this guy was so… It seemed like he had some serious illness.
But compared to Chen Jiayou, he felt that his husband was more like a sick person.
If Xie Zao Zao suddenly grew up in order to take advantage of Mr. Fu, shouldn't Mr. Fu throw her away?
How come... there is no reaction at all?
She continued to walk with the man in her arms, and didn't even tell Xie Zaozao to get down. She just let Mr. carry her around like that?
With the crazy duo in front and the baby-raising maniac Chen Jiayou behind, Shuyue felt very uncomfortable. She turned around and wanted to say something to Luo Wei beside her to ease the awkwardness.
But when he turned around, Luo Wei had shrunk into a child, looking at Shuyue expectantly: "Brother Shuyue, can you hold me for a moment, please?"
Shuyue: ...
If there is only one normal person in the world, then he must be much more miserable than those abnormal people.
But seeing that Luo Wei's robe was dragging on the ground and he was stumbling with every step, she had no choice but to pick him up.
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There was a reason why Xie curled up in Fu Yanzhi's arms so early, because at this time she had already felt that the bottom of the hill was empty and unfathomable, and she didn't know when she would suddenly fall down.
If you go down rashly, the ground might collapse.
To be on the safe side, it's better not to move.
So, for the sake of the overall situation, she huddled close to Fu Yanzhi and didn't move.
If Fu Yanzhi wants to move, it’s his business. He can just jump out before he falls.
In the end, Fu Yanzhi didn't know what he was thinking, and just held her in his arms without moving.
The two of them stood on the hillside, their long hair and clothes fluttering in the wind.
Below, Chen Jiayou and Shuyue were each holding one in their arms. Looking at the two of them, I was speechless.
Aren't we here to exorcise demons? What are these two doing?
I won’t move unless the enemy moves, and the enemy won’t be moved if I don’t move. The three pairs of people hugging each other formed a still picture, like a row of statues on the hillside.
Finally, the dirt in the ground couldn't bear it anymore and poked its head out. On the ground, there was a man and a woman hugging each other like a painting, waving in the wind.
The dirty thing roared: "Who are you? You come to my quiet place and show off such sour things. Do you have any shame?!"
As soon as the words fell, the fragile little patch of land on the hillside collapsed, revealing a large black hole with wisps of black air spreading out from it.
Fu Yanzhi jumped up lightly, scattered a handful of talisman paper, and then stepped lightly on the paper floating in the air to avoid the black hole.
After jumping a few times, he looked down at Xie Zaozao and said, "Don't get in the way. Get down."
After saying that, he threw Xie Zao Zao down.
Xie Zaozao hugged Fu Yanzhi's neck and said, "Protect me."
Fu Yanzhi dodged again and threw Xie Zao Zao down.
Xie Zao Zao fell directly into the black hole, and the hole closed instantly, and the dirty thing that crawled up disappeared without a trace.
Shuyue was horrified: "Sir, this——"
Before he could finish his words, the acupoint was suddenly pierced by Jun Hua who flew out at high speed, and then Xie Zaozao's hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed the hem of Fu Yanzhi's clothes.
"Let's go together."
Fu Yanzhi was pulled down by Xie Zaozao and frowned at Xie Zaozao: "What are you doing?"
Xie Zaozao: "Protect me."
Fu Yanzhi: ...
Fu Yanzhi didn't want to pay any attention to this crazy woman, so he turned around to leave, but was caught again.
The two men were in a stalemate.
Xie Zaozao pulled Fu Yanzhi down, and Fu Yanzhi pulled Xie Zaozao up, and the two began to jump up and down in the air.
Shuyue and Chen Jiayou were frightened at first, but then they carried the child up a tree and curled up on the tree to watch the two big guys go up and down in the air in slow motion.
Fu Yanzhi looked at the woman in front of him coldly: "Die together?"
Xie Zao Zao said: "You can't die."
Xiao Lihai watched their actions and clapped his hands excitedly and laughed.
Shuyue: ...It’s over, it’s over, this kid has gone crazy too.
The two of them went up and down a few more times, and a woman's shrill roar came from underground: "What do you think this place is?"
A red silk sprang up from the ground and lashed towards Xie Zaozao and Fu Yanzhi fiercely.
The red silk was wrapped in black air, carrying the stench and evil spirits from deep underground, and it rushed towards the two of them with a roar.
Then Fu Yanzhi grabbed the red silk and swung his arm, and the dirt on the other end of the silk was pulled out. It was thrown far away, rolled several times on the ground, and then hit a tree with a clang.
Then Shuyue, who was holding Luo Wei on the tree, fell down and smashed the dirty thing hard to the ground.
Dirty things: ...
Shuyue: ...
Their husband is usually gentle and polite. Although he doesn't like to remember people's faces and trivial matters, he is generally easy to get along with.
But this only applies in normal times.
Mr. Fu looked ferocious when he was exorcising demons, but the most gentle thing he could do was to pull the demon out and make it bite its face in the mud.
Xie Zaozao was very dissatisfied: "I wanted to pull it out."
Fu Yanzhi said: "Then pull it out again."
After saying that, he hammered the demon into the ground and threw the silk into Xie Zaozao's hands.
Shuyue turned her head away silently. Although she had read it countless times, she still felt uncomfortable every time she read it.
Xie Zao Zao pulled out the silk and threw it away again, losing interest: "It's not fun, I won't play with it anymore."
Dirty thing: "..." Thank you!
Xie Zao Zao said this and jumped directly from Junhua and fell into the dark cave.
It’s not fun outside, I’ll go in and take a look.
[Friendly reminder to the host: please seek the care and protection of those above you, and do not act on your own—]
Xie Zaozao: "I jumped down to make him regret not protecting me. He must be very worried about me now."
The system no longer wanted to talk to these two people who were not playing by the rules.
After a period of falling, Xie arrived at the bottom of the cave early.
But the bottom of the cave was not filled with bones as she had imagined, but instead was a towering imperial palace.
There were several guards standing at the palace gate, wearing magnificent armor, every piece of armor shining.
Seeing Xie Zaozao, they suddenly knelt down and saluted: "Your Majesty, may you be well."
Xie Zao Zao: “?”
Looking down, I found that I had been wearing silk and satin without knowing when, and even my wrists were covered with various jewelry bracelets.
A fantasy? It's very real.
As she walked, the tassels of her hairpins fell from her temples and hit her face, causing her pain.
System: "...You need to walk properly. When a lady of noble family walks, her hairpin should only sway gently."
Xie Zao Zao frowned and wanted to take it off, but the system stopped him: "What if this hairpin is useful?"
Xie Zaozao wanted to break the illusion, but she failed even after using several spells. She thought that maybe this was not an illusion, but the grief of a person before death.
If someone is mourning before death, then one must follow this memory throughout the process in order to break the illusion. Of course, the deceased cannot do anything with his or her own memories.
Overall, it's safe and troublesome.
Xie Zaozhao still took off her hairpin, and then lightly tapped her fingers, and the soft and long tassel suddenly turned into a long hard strip, and then Xie Zaozhao put it back on her head.
If Xie Zaozao understood English, she would have discovered that she had inserted an L on her forehead.
System: “…” Okay, that’s fine.
As long as you don't walk...
A woman's plaintive voice came from my ears: "My name is Yue Ling, and I am the most noble little princess in the entire demon world. Although my father has many children, he loves me the most. I envy the prosperity of the human world, so he let me go."
"And I, in this world, met a person..."
Xie Zaozao: "He must be a scumbag."
System: "Spoiler Party has no pencil case for homework."
The author has no responsibility to murmur:
Xie Zaozao: What is a pencil case?
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