Chapter 7: The Farting Spell
Xie Zao Zao flew straight to the Fu family on his sword. During this time, the system couldn't help but ask, "Did you draw the talisman wrongly?"
"No."
"Then I see you're not just describing it?"
"Oh, I made some minor changes."
"You dare to change Mr. Fu's talisman? Aren't you afraid of something going wrong?"
"I added a few lines so that once the spell is about to break, the gate will fart."
“…”
“Then the villagers won’t forget to trace the map.”
system:"………………"
If the whole village fails at the same time, there will be a thick fog in the village that day, a fog with a smell...
A smelly exorcist amulet.
The system said: "You plan to go to the Fu family. If one day Mr. Fu finds out that you turned his talisman into a fart talisman..."
"He won't know."
The system thought, I hope so.
*
Not long after Xie Zaozao left, Song Qiaoyue brought her people to the village.
Before entering the village, Song Qiaoyue was already shouting angrily, "Catch that bitch Xie Zaozao later and give her three hundred slaps in the face!"
The attendant said cautiously, "Cousin, wasn't the young master furious about what you did to Xie Zao Zao? Should you restrain yourself a little this time..."
Song Qiaoyue was so angry that her face turned blue, and she slapped him: "Shut up!"
She got angry whenever this matter was mentioned. Her cousin had clearly not cared about Xie Zaozao before. Even though the two of them had physical contact, he didn't pay much attention to her. That was why she took the opportunity to hunt her down.
The last time he tried to kill her, he failed and was almost bitten by a wolf. He went back crying to complain, but after he howled once, he was glared back by Lin Zhaoyu. The look in his eyes was so deafening that it made her legs go weak.
Lin Zhaoyu scolded her, saying that Xie Zaozao was a good girl and Song Qiaoyue was too cruel to her and was simply not a human being. If anything happened to the child, Song Qiaoyue would bring her head to him!
Lin Zhaoyu actually knew that Xie Zao Zao was pregnant and told her not to act rashly.
Is it possible that my cousin really intends to marry that restless maid?
Song Qiaoyue waited angrily for her men to search for the person, but they didn't find anyone, but brought back a piece of news.
"You mean, Xie Zao Zao helped the villagers find those demons disguised as humans, and then left with the children?"
"A demon disguised as a human?" Song Qiaoyue frowned and looked at the village in the distance. The village was called Cuiguo Village, named after the emerald green pines and cypresses. Now there were no pines and cypresses, and black smoke was billowing everywhere, just like the corn burned after the autumn harvest.
The reason she remembered this place was because Fu Yanzhi had once drawn a talisman for the entire village, but demons still managed to sneak in?
Was he found out by that bitch Xie Zaozao?
This is a great achievement, and Xie Zao Zao deserves it!
Before she finished speaking, she heard someone exclaim behind her. Song Qiaoyue turned her head suddenly and saw a group of white horses walking out of the jungle, followed by a carriage. The carriage was golden in color, with two lanterns hanging on both sides of the door, as if it was coming on clouds.
Then, a handsome young man jumped out. It was Shuyue. He carefully helped the person out of the car. The man had a beautiful appearance and extremely white skin. He was as cold as ice sculpture and jade, but he made people unable to help but be dazzled.
The people around hurriedly saluted: "Mr. Fu."
Song Qiaoyue was stunned, her face flushed. She had always heard people say that Mr. Fu was a very good person, but he didn't like to talk much and was extremely cold. But now when she saw him, she only remembered that amazing scene.
She always knew that her cousin was extremely handsome, but when Mr. Fu came out, she almost forgot what her cousin looked like.
After Fu Yan got off the car, he shook his clothes lightly, like a proud peacock. A silver light suddenly appeared behind him, and the herd of horses and the carriage turned into a paper-cut lantern.
"Shuyue, keep it carefully, you can use it next time." This was the first sentence Fu Yanzhi said in two days, but it was for the sake of thriftiness.
Shuyue put it away after hearing this, then turned around and asked Song Qiaoyue, "My master's talisman has been tampered with. Do you know about this?"
Song Qiaoyue had just asked someone to clarify the whole story, and she chuckled softly, "It was me. I discovered that the villagers were negligent and hadn't drawn the talisman, causing it to lose its effectiveness. So I carefully modified the talisman to strengthen its effect."
"Reinforce?" Fu Yanzhi frowned slightly and said nothing.
Shuyue said, "How did you draw it? Draw one for me to see."
Song Qiaoyue still remembered the pattern that her men had just collected, so she picked up a branch and started drawing on the ground. When she finished the last stroke, a smile of seeking credit appeared on her face, and she looked up at Fu Yanzhi.
At that moment, the talisman she drew made a low and long-lasting sound, "Puff"
Song Qiaoyue was enveloped by the dust that erupted from the talisman. She couldn't see anyone for a long time. She could only hear her screaming, "Why is it so smelly?"
What the hell did this bitch Xie Zao Zao draw!!!
In the dust, when Song Qiaoyue was rescued by the servants, Fu Yanzhi had already walked far away.
Song Qiaoyue was covered in dust and smelled foul. She looked at Fu Yanzhi's graceful figure walking away and started crying, "I want to go back to find my cousin!!!"
The servant next to him didn't dare to say a word and just started preparing things.
Just go back. Anyway, they have to look for their cousin more than 200 times a day, so they are used to it.
Someone next to him said, "Cousin, aren't you going to the Fu family to study law? Are you going back to the Lin family now?"
Song Qiaoyue burst into tears and was in a dilemma. She had just lost someone and now she was going to the Fu family. What would Mr. Fu think of her? But she had to go anyway, so she left in tears.
The servant wanted to comfort him by saying that Mr. Fu might not remember who he was, but he didn't dare to say it, so he had to keep silent.
Fu Yan could tell at a glance that the talisman had just been modified, and there was still some residual spiritual energy from this person that was slowly dissipating around him.
Originally, by following these remaining spiritual powers, perhaps we could find someone.
But the direction of this person's spiritual power...how did it go to the sky?
Seeing that Fu Yanzhi was silent, Shuyue closed her eyes and felt the remaining spiritual power, then said, "Sir, I will go after him."
After saying this, he shook his arms and transformed into a golden-red black bird, flying towards the location where the spiritual power disappeared.
At this time, Xie Zaozao flew on his sword for a short distance before he began to lower his altitude.
Then his eyes looked around.
The system was very nervous: "Is there something wrong?"
"have."
"What!?"
"It's already daybreak, how come there's not even a breakfast shop in sight?"
"Breakfast shop? The Lin family is hiding in a breakfast shop?"
"No, I'm hungry."
Xie Zaozao, who had just eaten two breakfasts, seemed to have forgotten that she no longer needed to eat after reaching the Jindan stage.
There is food in the space, but it cannot be opened, which is very troublesome.
In order to solve the hunger problem as soon as possible, she turned her flying sword into a sled like children played with in winter, flying along the ground. When she passed by an old man carrying firewood, she stirred up a gust of wind, causing the old man's belt to sway in the wind.
System: "...If you don't want to stay in the sky, could you please get down to the ground and walk honestly?"
Xie Zaozao: "I can fly, why do you insist on me walking?"
System: "You might as well leave now! No one in this world can fly with a sword. Stop being so bragging."
Xie Zao Zao acted as if she didn't hear anything and glided across the water like a sailboat. A group of peasant women were hammering clothes with mallets by the river. When they saw her, they were so stunned that they forgot to put the mallets down with their heads raised.
Finally, he couldn't hold it anymore and it fell on his companion with a "bang".
"Ouch! Why are you hitting me??"
There was a commotion by the river, but Xie Zaozao was completely unaware.
[Host, please keep a low profile and find a beautiful place to raise your child—]
Xie Zaozao: “…”
Although Xie Zaozao had no expression on her face, the system seemed to be able to sense that this female devil was unhappy.
really.
Xie Zaozao looked down and saw some people below, then he flew up in a flash, then he looked down and saw that there seemed to be fewer people below, so he came down in a flash.
He was moving up and down, left and right, as if he was drunk.
The system attached to Xie Zaozao was stunned by the sword, and its eyes turned into mosquito coils.
"Host, host, the child, the child can't bear it, don't play like this--"
The system resisted the urge to vomit and looked at the child in Xie Zaozao's arms.
Holy shit, this kid is laughing.
So this is the only system that was severely beaten?
The baby, who was only two or three days old, couldn't even hold up his head. He was wrapped like a silkworm cocoon and lay in Xie Zaozao's arms, jumping up and down, laughing foolishly.
System: "..." This kid seems to be quite powerful.
Just call him Xiao Awesome.
At this time, Shuyue, who was tracking them, also followed them, gliding up and down, left and right, in circles. He lost his sense of smell and feeling because he felt that his head was gone.
Finally, Xie Zao Zao stopped going crazy and found a breakfast shop selling wontons and sat down to have breakfast. Only then did the system breathe a sigh of relief.
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