While the others were still in shock, Su Jin secretly calculated how much those hundreds of plane tickets cost.
After calculating the figures, Su Jin looked at Ye Shuwei with great respect, saying, "You could buy half a house just with the money from your plane ticket."
Ye Shuwei shook her head, "It's not that exaggerated."
Su Jin thoughtfully explained, "Honey, there are houses in this world that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, but not all houses cost tens of millions or hundreds of millions."
Ye Shuwei nodded, half understanding, half not, "There are indeed that many, several hundred thousand."
Good heavens, is this even Chinese?!
After a long day at work, I wanted to relax by watching a variety show, but my back, which had been bent over all day, finally gave way.
[Thinking about the house I could spend my whole life buying, and how rich people's plane tickets cost more than that. Anyone need to throw out the trash? I can just throw it downstairs for you, no stairs, no elevator.]
Try to think positively. You might never be able to afford one in your lifetime, and your next generation will have to pay off the mortgage.
[Thanks for the comments! Watching this makes even the rope used to hang someone feel stronger.]
Everyone else was unsurprised, but Su Jin and Lin Shi were both shocked.
Lin Shi hesitated for a moment before asking, "Um, Miss, is this event still going on?"
Su Jin grabbed her and volunteered, "You can also look at me; I'm actually a man too."
Ye Shuwei was completely shocked.
"Huh? A man?"
Su Jin nodded, "But it has a minor flaw; it lacks root carving."
The assistant director hurriedly turned off her recording equipment, ensuring that Su Jin's last sentence was not recorded.
“But I can wear a fake one.”
Wow, you've got some nerve, girl.
[Who wants to date me? I'm a guy, by the way, but I have a minor flaw: I'm not exactly handsome.]
What was she saying next? Why did she suddenly go silent?
I can read lips, so what she definitely said was: "I can wear fakes."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no wonder it was censored.]
Su Jin patted Ye Shuwei on the back to comfort her, "But think about it more positively. You have so much money, it's okay to have less love."
Ye Shuwei rested her chin on her hand, looking sullen.
"But I don't need a lot of money, I need a lot of love."
"...When I have money in the future, I will say the same thing."
Lin Shi raised her hand and asked, "Master, what should I do if I have no money and lack love?"
"What else can I do but be as pathetic as me?" He laughed twice after saying that, sounding like he had a very miserable life.
"But Sister Su, I envy you so much. You have such a loving husband." Ye Shuwei's words were innocent.
Su Jin had no words to say.
Ye Shuwei is too naive, to the point of being laughable.
"Weiwei, love can disappear, but money will never disappear."
Lin Shi agreed, "When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money, but I am still unhappy now because I am still poor."
Ye Shuwei seemed to have listened, but also seemed not to have.
Ji Yuanzhou disagreed, saying, "You guys keep talking about money; you really are materialistic."
He flashed his signature smile at Ye Shuwei, "But there are still good girls in the world. Weiwei is a good one. Don't believe what those two say. They're too materialistic. They're not good girls."
Su Jin frowned and was about to speak when Ye Shuwei suddenly took a few steps back.
"Please stay away from me, you're disgusting me."
Ye Shuwei's face was filled with undisguised disgust. "Your breath smells bad."
Hahahaha! My daughter is amazing!
[Seriously, can those male celebrities who have had their scandals exposed just get out of here? They're ruining my appetite.]
Of course Ji Yuanzhou would say she's a good girl, because the more people with this kind of love-struck mentality there are, the more they benefit.
[How disgusting. Thank goodness Vivi didn't believe it.]
Ji Yuanzhou was deeply hurt. After all, he was usually fawned over by his fans, and suddenly a girl said that his breath smelled bad. He began to doubt whether his masculine charm was insufficient.
"I am a gold digger."
Su Jin's voice was neither too loud nor too soft, and very clear.
“I’m not just materialistic, I’m also abstract, vain, materialistic, vicious, snobbish, mean-spirited, stingy, ungrateful, and lazy. I also want to reap the benefits without sowing, and achieve instant success.”
Su Jin scoffed, "What? You're not materialistic? Then transfer all the money in your account to my card unconditionally, and this materialistic woman will definitely be eternally grateful to you."
Ji Yuanzhou remained silent.
Lin Shi's mockery didn't stop at all, "You're a gold digger too, tsk tsk, you're not a good man either."
[This feels so good! From now on, if someone calls me materialistic, I'll just say that.]
Who isn't materialistic? A girl who says she isn't materialistic is a good girl, but she's not a good man either.
[Ji Yuanzhou has completely behaved himself, hahaha!]
The assistant director continued the process, "Next, let's have Teacher Lin tell us about something he did that no one else did."
Looking at herself with only two fingers left, Lin Shi complained, "Oh dear, if this continues, we're bound to lose."
She thought for a moment and said, "I once had a hypoglycemic episode and was arrested by the police? Does that count?"
Luo Feifei asked in confusion, "Is there any direct relationship between these two things?"
"Once, I was on the subway and had a hypoglycemic episode. I shakily took out some sugar from my bag, licked it for a while, and then I was taken to the police station."
Su Jin remembered and added with a laugh, "She was almost delirious at the time, and the police thought she was inhaling something unclean. Then she passed out because she didn't replenish her energy in time, so the police transferred her to the hospital and found out that she just had low blood sugar."
"She didn't tell her parents about this because she felt it was too embarrassing, so I was the one who brought her back."
Su Jin blushed as she tried to suppress her laughter.
Shen Yanxiu stared at her intently; only then did he dare to look at her openly.
I unscrewed the mineral water bottle and handed it to him, saying softly, "Have some water."
Su Jin was feeling thirsty, so she thanked him, took the water and drank it down, but then choked on it several times because she couldn't hold back her laughter.
Shen Yanxiu quickly patted her back, frowning as he gently scolded, "Slow down."
Feeling that the gesture was too intimate, he slowly withdrew his hand and said, "Sorry."
[This is hilarious! Hahahaha, even the police are speechless.]
I remember that summer was incredibly hot and I felt extremely dizzy. I went to a nearby restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles, telling the owner not to add scallions. But because it was so crowded, the owner probably forgot and added scallions anyway. I took one bite and then everything went black; I passed out. The owner knelt beside me, crying and apologizing while on the phone. He thought I had died from eating too many scallions.
During freshman year military training, I experienced low blood sugar and everything went black. I raised my hand and told the instructor I couldn't see. The instructor said, "If you can't see, come to the front row and look..."
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