The group returned to camp with a bag of nuts.
Upon learning of what had just happened, Luo Feifei frowned instinctively. "You took away the squirrel's food. What will it eat? Won't it starve to death? That's too cruel."
Su Jin paused in putting down her things. "That seems to be true."
Then, the next second, she turned around and picked up the axe with a smile, "Then let's eat the squirrel too, so it won't starve to death."
[Little squirrel: I'm going to hang myself.]
[Squirrel: Thank you, you living devil!]
[Luo Feifei's comments are so saintly; she does nothing herself but criticizes other people's things.]
[This is fake, don't believe it. I know someone who ran out of food in winter and stole from a squirrel's granary, only to be attacked by two bears. It even made the news.]
[Hey you, are you talking about the bear sighting?]
Luo Feifei's finger stopped in mid-air, as if she wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say. Su Jin was too shameless; she couldn't be morally coerced at all.
Lin Shi comforted her, "Don't worry, the squirrel won't starve. When it sees that its food is gone, it will hang itself from a tree branch."
Su Jin: "Actually, Fei Fei is right. We shouldn't have just taken their food."
Luo Feifei nodded with satisfaction when she saw that her daughter had listened to her.
Su Jin continued, "We should threaten it with its granary and make it lead me to other squirrels and their granaries. After that, we can dig up its granary and stew it, because I despise such spineless squirrels the most."
[When Yama, the King of Hell, woke up, he saw that his ranking had dropped.]
That's because the squirrel wasn't trying hard enough.
The squirrel seems calm and wants to talk.
Luo Feifei's cheeks twitched slightly, as if she was angry.
Su Jin didn't even look up, concentrating on cracking open the nut shells. She couldn't possibly kill the squirrel, because she was kind... and also because some squirrels are protected animals.
I used the seasonings and Lin Shi's all-purpose pot to make a dish of candied nuts.
Ye Shuwei ate with relish, praising, "Dark on the outside and raw on the inside, bitter but not crisp, just the right amount."
After saying that, he gulped down several mouthfuls of water.
Su Jin didn't believe it, so she tried it herself.
The reviewer commented, "Not bad. After eating, I feel like getting a piercing, from the left temple to the right."
After washing her hands, Lin Shi returned and asked, "How was it? Was it delicious?"
"Delicious! Delicious! You should try some!"
Su Jin nodded hurriedly, frantically giving Ye Shuwei meaningful glances.
If Lin Shi glanced back, she could see Su Jin's exaggerated expression, but unfortunately, her eyes were fixed on the candied nuts in the pot, which looked very appealing and tempting.
Seeing Lin Shi gag after taking a bite, Su Jin smiled with satisfaction.
[True best friends, hahaha! Cut this out; it'll definitely become a classic scene.]
For a moment, it was unclear whether it was praise or criticism.
[High EQ: After eating, I feel like getting a piercing, from the left temple to the right. Low EQ: After eating, I feel like dying.]
After Lin Shi recovered, she lay on the ground and said, "In this vast sea of people, meeting you is my retribution."
"I should have realized something was wrong when they offered me the food. If it were really delicious, why would they have offered it to me?"
Su Jin: "As expected of my best friend, she predicted it."
Shen Yanxiu changed his clothes and came out. He saw the girls talking together, while the little pot next to him was ignored and left deserted.
He asked, "Who made these things?"
Su Jin raised her hand, "I made it, don't eat it, the stuff inside is awful."
Shen Yanxiu picked up a wooden spoon, scooped up a spoonful, and put it in his mouth.
Su Jin jumped up in fright, "Quick! Spit it out!"
If Shen Yanxiu were poisoned to death by me, wouldn't his fans kill me?
Shen Yanxiu chewed on what was in his mouth, swallowed it expressionlessly, and then wanted to take a second bite.
Su Jin stopped him, "Don't eat anymore, or you'll get sick from it."
Lin Shi stared in disbelief, "You still want to eat something so disgusting? I'd rather eat shit than eat this!"
Shen Yanxiu shook his head. "No, this is much sweeter than shit."
He wasn't being sarcastic; he took another bite.
Was Chen Yanxiu praising someone?
Does this sound like a compliment?
[Brother Chen... don't say that, it makes it seem like you really ate it...]
The three people sat on one side, dumbfounded, watching Shen Yanxiu slowly finish the candied nuts dish that was worse than shit.
Su Jin paused for a long time before saying, "You're amazing. With that kind of courage, you'll succeed at anything."
Lin Shi clapped sincerely, "Brother, I'll call you brother from now on. I really admire you."
The three men were filled with respect and applauded him.
The scene was very strange.
Back at the camp, Meng Guangjun and his two companions had already found a bag of mushrooms.
Su Jin took out one of the mushrooms, which was as bright as fire. "Do you think this thing might not be poisonous?"
"how......"
Luo Feifei frowned, wanting to retort, but then shrank her buttocks, which had hurt from the previous bowel movement, and shut her mouth again.
Lin Shi asked, "What will happen if I eat this?"
Su Jin said earnestly, "You might see subtitles when I speak."
[Once, after playing mahjong, I was eating mushrooms when someone knocked on the door. Then I saw a player with four of a kind making a peace sign come in...]
A friend from Yunnan got poisoned by wild mushrooms. He felt like he was a milkshake, and on the way to the hospital, he got nervous whenever the driver sped up, pressing his hand tightly to the top of his head, saying, "Slow down, I'm going to spill!"
I'm alright. I've had it three times. Twice it was just unpleasant, but once a radish with four green whiskers talked to me all night.
[My friend got mushroom poisoning and called me saying that her family's stool and table had gotten married, and they wanted her to give them a gift. She called me to ask me to bring her the money.]
We picked out a few mushrooms that looked rather unassuming in color, stir-fried them in a pot, and shared them among ourselves.
Shen Yanxiu didn't eat any; he ate a whole pot of pine nuts, which was enough to fill him up.
Su Jin watched him intently, on edge, afraid that something might happen to him.
"You must tell me if you're not feeling well, bro."
Shen Yanxiu's voice was muffled, "Don't call me brother, I'm not that old..."
Su Jin didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?"
Chen Yanxiu began by plucking the top line.
"nothing."
[I'm so annoyed that Su Jin always tries to find topics to talk about with Shen Yanxiu. Doesn't she have anything better to do?]
It's like she can't live without a man.
She was probably worried that he would poison her.
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