Xie Yunhuai was fine originally, but Su Jin almost caused his untimely death.
[Who understands my sense of humor, hahaha? Xie Yunhuai just patted Su Jin's hand covering her mouth, it looked a bit like a wrestler begging for mercy when they give up.]
When the photographers saw this, they didn't pursue the matter of Su Jin bringing her own food, because they were working so hard.
Su Jin and her team were the first to find the first hidden food in the stream.
Su Jin bent down and rummaged around in the water.
"Got it!"
Her hands were wrapped with aquatic plants, and Shen Yanxiu went over to free her hands.
"Thanks."
Shen Yanxiu smiled and said, "You're welcome, it's my pleasure."
Luo Feifei also came over and scolded, "Yanxiu, next time you do this kind of thing, just let me do it. After all, Teacher Su has a husband, so she's probably not used to being in contact with other men like this."
Su Jin was speechless, "So you're going to become a nun after you get married?"
Luo Feifei retorted, "I have no idea about that, after all, I've never been married."
In her eyes was a hidden mockery of Su Jin: Who told you to be so unlucky, you actually chose the wrong person to pursue from the start and got married so hastily.
This really hit Su Jin where it hurt; her marriage was like a criminal record.
When Gu Xingze saw that scumbag was so close to his wife, his stomach started to hurt again.
"Wife..."
"From now on, just pretend I'm dead."
Gu Xingze eagerly leaned closer again, "Wife, can I ask you something?"
Su Jin didn't reply to him, and instead opened the ribbon from the production crew. This time, she found onions.
Gu Xingze muttered to himself, "If a neighbor came to live next door and one night he knocked on the door and said he didn't have hot water and asked if he could borrow our place to take a shower, what would you say, wife?"
Su Jin glanced at him and asked, "What does that neighbor look like?"
"That's not the point, honey... cough cough, that neighbor looks so pitiful, with big eyes, fair skin, and a vixen-like face."
A burst of laughter erupted from the chat.
[Mr. Gu, please don't make your question so obvious.]
No wonder they could be husband and wife, they're a match made in heaven.
Why did I get the feeling that he was gritting his teeth when he said "looks like a vixen"?
[Gu Xingze: What to do when my wife has too many vixens around her? I can only casually ask her.]
Su Jin pretended to think, "Should I say to him: Welcome?"
Gu Xingze exploded, "No way! Wife, how can you let other men into our house?"
Su Jin acted as if she hadn't heard his protest. "Then should I tie him up with a belt or a whip? And not let him into our house?"
After saying that, she seemed to think the suggestion was good and even gave herself a thumbs up, "Yes, let's do it that way."
Gu Xingze was completely dumbfounded. "No, no, no, wife, let's start over."
"If I die one day..."
"Pfft." He had barely started speaking when Su Jin couldn't help but laugh.
Gu Xingze stood there, stunned. "What are you laughing at, wife? Shouldn't you be very sad?"
Su Jin had no choice. The thought of inheriting a huge fortune on that day made her unable to stop laughing.
Gu Xingze cleared his throat. "If I die one day, and at my funeral, my twin brother, dressed in a suit, says to you: 'Sister-in-law, please accept my condolences,' and then tries to hug you, how would you refuse him?"
Su Jin clapped her hands, smiling brightly, "Luckily, your brother didn't find out about us. Now we can be together openly! You have no idea how much it hurts me every time you call me sister-in-law."
Gu Xingze: "..."
Should he be glad he's an only child?
"Honey, you really won't find someone else, right?"
Su Jin was displeased. "You're questioning my character? I would never do anything illegal or disorderly."
I laughed so hard I let out two loud farts.
[Su Jin: If I had known your brother was so handsome, I wouldn't have dated you. His calling me "sister-in-law" really hurt me.]
Gu Xingze really brought this humiliation upon himself.
[It would have been better not to ask at all, hahaha]
Xie Yunhuai interrupted their conversation, "Mr. Gu, please don't always be suspicious of Xiaojin. She has always been upright, from childhood to adulthood."
To Gu Xingze, these words sounded like Xie Yunhuai boasting about his childhood friendship with Su Jin.
"Do you need to tell me? Of course I don't suspect her, I'm just afraid my wife is too naive and can't tell the difference between a vixen and a woman outside."
The two of them were exchanging barbs, and things weren't peaceful on Lin Shi's side either.
Ji Yuanzhou leaned closer to Ye Shuwei mysteriously and said, "I wanted to say this as soon as the show started: you dress so conservatively."
Ye Shuwei felt a little uncomfortable, but couldn't quite put her finger on it, and just responded with an "Mmm".
Seeing that she didn't reject him, Ji Yuanzhou became even more audacious, saying, "I thought all international students were very open-minded."
Ye Shuwei finally understood his intention and rolled her eyes.
"I thought a scumbag like you deserved to die. Why don't you just die?"
[Hahahaha, that's awesome!]
[I really can't stand Ji Yuanzhou. Can he please stop trying to make money off me?]
At first, I was worried that Ye Shuwei would be taken advantage of.
My daughter has grown up; it's truly a source of joy.
Gu Xingze was still not giving up and continued to ask, "Then, one day I died, and the water pipes in my house broke. The plumber who came was a 188cm tall, dark-skinned, big-chested man..."
Su Jin, holding a military shovel, didn't even look up before interrupting him, "I don't like dark skin, let's get someone else."
"...Honey, if you keep doing this, I'm really going to cry."
Su Jin looked up and saw that Gu Xingze really did have tears welling up in his eyes, as if they were about to fall.
She said innocently, "What's wrong? I just don't like dark skin. I like fair skin; it looks clean."
What was said without malice may have been taken to heart by the listener.
Shen Yanxiu looked down at his hands and was glad that he had been wearing sunscreen.
Gu Xingze looked down at his hands and asked, "Wife, do you think I'm fair-skinned?"
Su Jin frowned and carefully looked him up and down, then concluded, "So-so."
Gu Xingze burst into tears without warning, "Waaah...you're just tired of looking at me."
She used to say that his tears contained aphrodisiacs, but now Su Jin really didn't want to coax him. She turned around and continued to look for ingredients, leaving without a trace.
[I'm getting excited even through the screen! Su Jin has such a hard heart!]
Try to think more positively; maybe they're already tired of seeing it.
Seriously, I can't imagine how well she eats in private.
A small rabbit appeared in their field of vision. Judging from its fur, it was probably wild. Shen Yanxiu reached out and took some meat to lure it in.
Su Jin stopped him, "You can't feed rabbits meat, it will trigger their wild instincts. Last time I fed my best friend a banana, she became like a wild woman and wandered into the jungle, and we still haven't found her."
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