Chapter 319 Wei Ye counterattacks, on-site teaching



Lu Yushi was feeling a little depressed and sat on the sofa in silence.

He thought back to everything he had done to Su Weiwei according to the guide, and somehow he felt a little stupid and a little embarrassed.

Su Weiwei took an alcohol swab and checked the wound for him. It was almost healed.

She sneered, "Where is the skin and flesh? I think it's fine."

Lu Yushi said in a muffled voice: "Well, I just wanted to come and see you."

Su Weiwei raised her eyebrows slightly. Not greasy again?

She said, "When you are in lust, you are really in a state of ecstasy... Tell me, what greasy strategy have you read?"

When Lu Yushi heard her say greasy, he would think of 'greasy uncle'. When he thought of greasy uncle, a middle-aged man with a greasy face, a bald head, a beer belly, and a filthy look would automatically appear in his mind.

So because of this strategy, he became such a hateful person? ?

Lu Yushi turned away uncomfortably and said, "The Secret to Chasing Girls."

Su Weiwei didn't expect that he would admit it so honestly. It was like red rain falling from the sky and the sun rising from the west.

She suppressed her laughter, her eyes were narrowed, and she deliberately asked, "What?"

Lu Yushi took out his mobile phone, opened the web bookmarks, and clicked on the 'Secret' article.

Su Weiwei took it and looked at it, and was stunned.

Website: ZGC Programmer's Home - Hardware Knowledge - Extreme Space - Romance.

Tips: "Secrets to Chasing Girls"

The original poster: The Three-Bu Monk.

Su Weiwei: ????

What is going on?

She was stunned: "You believe this?!"

Lu Yushi explained: "This is the authoritative website for domestic electronic components. It is full of bloggers who are very good in the field of electronics."

Su Weiwei's expression at this moment looks very much like that stunned panda emoticon.

A straight man asks a group of straight men for advice on how to pursue girls.

Or go to a highly professional and authoritative website and get the experience pack from a guy called a monk.

The key point is that this floor is full of straight men shouting:

[OP 666! After reading the OP's tips, I finally caught up with the cool goddess who slapped me in the face! ]

[May the host live a peaceful life! Since I used this secret recipe, my wife loves me even more! ]

[What a great guy! The author is not only an expert in monitor reviews, but also has this guide that will benefit many of our compatriots! ]

【Already collected! 】

[Added to favorites +1! ]

[Collected +2! ]

Su Weiwei also saw Lu Yushi’s browsing history, and he silently clicked a thumbs-up.

Su Weiwei's mouth twitched, and she deleted it directly to Lu Yushi.

"Don't watch this kind of stuff." She said, "From a girl's perspective, I'm telling you, this is not a strategy for pursuing someone, this is a strategy for courting death."

There is a line of red and bold text on the guide, which says: As long as you have good looks, a good figure, and money, just make a move and any girl will fall into your arms.

【This is prejudice and contempt for girls. 】

And the 'most popular gift for girls':

Ranked first: Customized series, such as customized crystal ball music box, customized crystal photo album...

Second place: Give away books, such as "Emotional Intelligence Encyclopedia" and "Learn to Talk to People in 30 Days"...

Lu Yushi hummed in frustration and asked, "Why?"

He felt that these gifts were quite creative.

Su Weiwei chuckled and gave a live teaching: "The first type looks very creative and attentive, but in fact it is a bit tacky..."

"Second, what do you mean by giving girls these emotional intelligence books? Do you think they have no emotional intelligence?"

Lu Yushi: “…”

A certain president understood it immediately. At that moment, he felt as if a few more big words were written on his forehead:

Big idiot.

At this moment, Su Weiwei laughed very loudly and unrestrainedly in her heart, and Lu Yushi felt even more like an idiot.

There was a hint of helplessness in his eyes, and he asked sincerely: "Then how can I catch up with you?"

He has never chased anyone in his life.

Now I know that girls are so hard to chase.

He is really worried!

Su Weiwei curled her lips slightly and suddenly walked closer to Lu Yushi.

She rested her hands on the sofa back and gave Lu Yu a sofa bang!

The great devil Su curled his lips, his voice sweet and soft, and said: "How to chase? I will teach you."

She slowly leaned over, lowered her eyes to look at Lu Yushi's lips, getting closer and closer.

The president of Lu University suddenly became nervous, his heart was pounding, and his Adam's apple couldn't help but move.

With his eyes half closed, he looked at Su Weiwei's red lips as if he was bewitched...

She...want to kiss him?

Su Weiwei suddenly reached out, hooked Lu Yushi's chin, and said, "Have you learned it?"

She didn't expect that a straight man from the mainland would look so confused. It's simply - a cute contrast!

The smile on Su Weiwei's lips gradually grew wider, and just when Lu Yushi couldn't hold it back anymore and took the initiative to move forward and wanted to kiss her.

A certain naughty woman suddenly let go of him and quickly took a few steps back.

[Hahaha… counterattack every minute, little guy, do you still want to chase your future master? ]

[Mr. Wei can easily make you fall in love with him! ]

The beautiful sound in Lu Yushi's mind was shattered into pieces...

Another day... I had a heart attack because of this dead woman!

When Lu Yushi thought about how stupid he was when he was indulging himself just now, he suddenly got furious.

This is intolerable!


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