"No, you bought a car? Congratulations." Jiang Fan asked back.
"...No. Please, I'm a girl. What kind of car do I need to buy? Girls are born to sit in the passenger seat, right?"
"Since you're here for a blind date, you can't let me cry on the back of your broken bicycle! I want to laugh in the passenger seat of a luxury car!" Li Shuangshuang said righteously, and became even more contemptuous of Jiang Fan.
He actually dared to ask me back, what a coward, I'm speechless!
Which fairy needs to buy a car for herself? Aren’t they all supported by stinky men?
Don't you see what the current market is like? There are so many bachelors. A pretty fairy like me who knows how to dress well is a golden phoenix! Men are lining up to get her!
However, since they were already here, Li Shuangshuang didn't beat Jiang Fan to death with a stick. She continued to ask, "Then you should have a house, right?"
"I guess so." Jiang Fan nodded.
"Where is it? I hope it's not a house in town. Nowadays, better-off families all move to the city to buy houses! Life in the city is so comfortable! I want to move to the city! Only the city is worthy of my temperament." Li Shuangshuang continued to speak proudly, as if she should be a princess living in the city.
"In the village." Jiang Fan answered honestly again.
“…”
"Are you kidding me?" Li Shuangshuang was speechless. A house in the village?!
Damn it, the shabby house in the village is not as good as the toilet in the city! What the hell did the matchmaker introduce to me?
Didn't he say he had good conditions? How could he be such a loser?
"No, seriously. What about you? You said your temperament is so suitable for the city, so you must have a house in the city? You are amazing, young and promising." Jiang Fan asked again.
Jiang Fan had never been on a blind date and didn't understand the rules of blind dates, but he thought everyone was equal. This woman came up to him and was very aggressive, asking all kinds of questions.
He must have the capital to do this, right?
If you have nothing, you would definitely feel embarrassed to be so arrogant.
As a result, Li Shuangshuang became even more angry after hearing this and said, "What do I need as a girl for a house? I'm telling you, if you want to marry me, you must buy a house in the city, and you must put my name on it!"
Then, she remembered Jiang Fan's only good point and asked, "The matchmaker said you work in the city. What do you do?"
"An ordinary office worker. What do you do?" Jiang Fan asked again.
"Hmph, I work in a nail salon in town! I'm the best nail artist in town! I earn several thousand dollars a month!" Li Shuangshuang stretched out her fingers, showing off her ten long nails like chicken claws.
"Manicurist? Didn't the matchmaker say you weren't a college student? College students do this?" Jiang Fan was a little surprised.
It’s not that manicurists are bad, but I always feel that this job, which is in rural areas, doesn’t seem like something an undergraduate would do.
More like... a technical secondary school student? Or someone who dropped out of junior high school?
"What do you know? A technical secondary school student for a girl is equivalent to a bachelor's degree for a boy, and it's a key university! I'm just a technical secondary school student, so can't I be called a university student?" When Li Shuangshuang heard this, she felt like her pain point was hit and she stood up directly!
What the hell is this ordinary guy! So ordinary and yet so confident! I haven't even looked down on him yet, and he dares to look down on my academic qualifications? I'm speechless, this is weird!
Li Shuangshuang really wanted to leave immediately, but she felt that it would be a big loss to leave like that!
After all, the cosmetics I use for makeup alone cost dozens of dollars each time, so I can’t waste them like this!
So, she sat down again and decided to trick Jiang Fan.
"It's almost noon, let's go eat."
"Okay, I see there's a restaurant next door, let's go eat there." Jiang Fan was a little hungry and wanted to just have a bite.
"If there's anything delicious in town, let's go eat in the city! I heard that a new Japanese seafood buffet has opened in the city recently, with all kinds of seafood and sushi, which is what people should eat! I guess you have never eaten Japanese food, so today I'll take you to broaden your horizons!" Li Shuangshuang refused outright and directly chose the most expensive restaurant.
Foreign store, high-end goods!
"Okay, let's go." Jiang Fan didn't care. It didn't matter where he ate.
"Wait a minute! I have a few sisters working nearby. They have cars. I'll ask them to come and take us." Li Shuangshuang said again. She actually felt that it was not enough for her to cheat Jiang Fan alone, so she planned to call her sisters to cheat him all at once!
Who made this guy behave like this? He deserves it!
So, she immediately took out her phone and sent a message to her group of sisters: "Sisters, who understands! I went on a blind date today and met a low-brow guy. Absolutely speechless! He has no house, no car, and he's just an ordinary guy! I'm going to rip him off. Come on, let's eat him out together! Let's go to the most expensive restaurant."
"Okay, okay! I'm in for a treat today!" Xiaoli replied immediately.
"Haha, my sister Shuang has caught a rich guy again, we have to make a killing!" Xiaohong also responded excitedly immediately.
"However, this meal is on my behalf. Next time, you have to treat me to delicious food of the same level. Don't try to fool me with Shaxian snacks!" Li Shuangshuang also forgot to make a reservation for the next meal, fully demonstrating what fake sisterhood is.
After a while, accompanied by a few horn honks, Li Shuangshuang's sisters and their luxury car finally arrived as promised.
Two electric scooters covered with stickers!
There were already three people sitting on it, wearing the same heavy makeup as Li Shuangshuang, and even their hair was red and green. From a distance, they looked like vegetables that had become spirits.
Immediately afterwards, Li Shuangshuang took the only seat without hesitation.
"This car... seems to be full of seats." Jiang Fan said with a little embarrassment.
It would be too embarrassing for him, the mighty Dragon King God of War, to squeeze into an electric bike with two girls...
If his subordinates saw him, Jiang Fan would be too embarrassed to face anyone.
"Then take a taxi. I'll send you the location. But don't stand me up, or I'll call the matchmaker." Li Shuangshuang replied, taking special precautions.
“…”
"Forget it, let's lose money to avoid disaster." Jiang Fan was speechless. He had already guessed that Li Shuangshuang wanted to kill him.
However, he thought that if treating him to a meal could end the blind date, Jiang Fan wouldn't mind spending the money.
However, just in case, Jiang Fan took out his cell phone, thought about it, and sent a text message to Zhao Yanran!
"Miss Zhao, are you free? Can you come and help me with something..."
After all, Li Shuangshuang alone was enough to give Jiang Fan a headache.
This guy suddenly has three more girlfriends coming over. With four strange-looking flowers together, who knows what chemical reaction will happen!
Jiang Fan was really afraid that he was allergic to pollen!
Fortunately, Zhao Yanran’s reply came quickly!
"If you have any command, I will obey!"
Wow, this woman is even playing role-playing!
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