Chapter 106 If we're sleepy, let's go get a room.



"How long has it been since we've taken a stroll by the river like this?" Lin Yanwan tilted her head back and stretched out her arms, as if to embrace the starry sky.

"It's been a long time." Jiang Xia put one hand in his pocket, his expression somewhat dazed.

Since the two started arguing, they've even spent less time shopping together.

Lin Yanwan twirled around on the spot with her hands behind her back, the hem of her lace skirt swaying in an arc.

She suddenly took Jiang Xia's arm and winked playfully, "Since we've handed in our homework, shall we play for a while before going back?"

"You decide. We can play all night long. If we get sleepy, we can go to a hotel." Jiang Xia said with a smile.

"Dream on."

Lin Yanwan snorted: "Staying out overnight is absolutely forbidden in my house. If you want my dad to check every hotel room, go ahead and try. I'll break your legs!"

"How about... we give it a try? I don't care about my two legs!" He grinned.

Lin Yanwan glared at him speechlessly: "Try my ass! Why don't you just say you want to come to my house?"

"Hmm... going home is fine too. We can sneak back after our parents go to sleep, but we might get caught while taking a shower." Jiang Xia stroked his chin and smiled meaningfully.

"Pah! You really dare to think that way!" Listening to his vulgar driving, Lin Yanwan blushed, her face stunningly beautiful under the dim streetlights.

“You said it yourself…” Jiang Xia looked particularly aggrieved.

"I...I'll bite you to death."

Lin Yanwan, embarrassed and annoyed, grabbed his hand and bit it. This guy likes to talk nonsense after drinking a little, right?

"Ouch—wife, be gentle, it hurts!"

"Serves you right!"

Looking at the two exceptionally clear imprints on the back of his hand, Lin Yanwan suddenly felt very happy.

Jiang Xia looked aggrieved, glancing at the saliva still on the back of her hand. Then, in front of her, he pouted and leaned in, forcefully kissing the teeth marks.

Lin Yanwan was dumbfounded. Could this person really do that?

"You wouldn't believe it, would you? This is called indirect exchange of bodily fluids." He said smugly.

"Are you trying to die?!"

Lin Yanwan scolded him angrily, her face flushed as she pinched his waist. "Indirect kissing is indirect kissing, why the talk of exchanging bodily fluids? Strangers would think they were doing something else."

"It seems... we haven't kissed enough." Jiang Xia pursed his lips, staring at his wife's bright red lips, his throat bobbing noticeably.

Lin Yanwan's heart skipped a beat, and she involuntarily took a step back, then turned and ran.

"Darling, you're really hitting the nail on the head!" Jiang Xia laughed from behind, then chased after him.

"Don't..."

"Slow down, you're going too fast."

"Hahahaha, help, no—"

"Hmm..."

Under the gentle moonlight, the river surface rippled. Jiang Xia pressed her against the railing from behind, and the two figures slowly overlapped.

After a long while, Lin Yanwan pushed him away with rapid breathing, raised the back of her hand to wipe her slightly swollen lips, and glared at him fiercely.

"You like eating that much, huh? Come on, open your mouth, and I'll spit it out on you."

"Really!" Jiang Xia exclaimed with joy.

"Pah! Get lost! Disgusting! Pervert!"

"What did you say?"

"You're a pervert!"

“Say it again, darling, I want to hear it.”

"???"

Lin Yanwan took a deep breath, not wanting to pay any more attention to him. He was really an indecent old man. How could she have ever fallen for someone like him?

Jiang Xia followed with a smile and secretly tried to take her hand, but she shook him off.

"What's wrong? Are you angry?"

"Hmph, get lost, you're not worth my anger." qqxδnew

"Then hit me."

"Screw you, it would hurt my own hand to hit you."

"You want to fart, huh? Fine!"

Jiang Xia trotted over to her, obediently sticking out his bottom and wiggling it like a naked superhero.

"Get away from me!"

Lin Yanwan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hurry up and fight!" Jiang Xia kept twisting and turning.

Seeing that he was sticking to her like a leech, Lin Yanwan simply took off her shoes and kicked him in the butt.

"...You filthy scoundrel, I'll kick you to death!"

A taxi suddenly stopped by the roadside and then slowly followed behind them.

Watching the two bicker and joke around, Jiang Wende couldn't help but fall into deep thought. This kid might have some special quirks.

He couldn't watch anymore; he felt like a stalker, running into them everywhere he went.

He stepped on the gas, and the taxi sped away.

Jiang Xia subconsciously turned her head and stared at the somewhat familiar license plate under the streetlight, her body instantly stiffening.

"Is that Dad?"

Lin Yanwan: "??? I'm a coward, don't lie to me."

"I must have seen wrong. He's often elusive and can appear anywhere." Jiang Xia was also somewhat uncertain.

He only saw three digits of the license plate number, and he didn't know whether one of them was 8 or 6.

Lin Yanwan remained silent for a few seconds.

"...Is it possible that now is the time for him to appear and disappear unpredictably? That car seemed to be following us the whole time, but I thought it was trying to pick up passengers, so I ignored it."

Jiang Xia: "..."

He was speechless with embarrassment. If it really was his father just now, he felt like he had completely lost face.

"Waaaaah, my wife..."

Lin Yanwan's lips curled into a slight smile: "Serves you right! See if you'll behave yourself from now on."

"How about we go to a hotel room today?"

"???"

They walked all the way to the broken bridge that was still under construction, and the two began to return the way they came. Jiang Xia insisted on taking his wife home, but every time they passed a small hotel with a flashing neon sign, Lin Yanwan would give him a firm look that said "Don't even think about it."

Is this guy's brain filled with nothing but lewdness?

In short, don't even think about touching her body before you're married! No matter how sweet his words are, it's impossible! If Jiang Xia dares to force himself on her, she'll call her mother afterwards to complain.

With the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law working together, how could they not handle him?

“Baby, look, isn’t that Old Wang sitting on the ground?” Jiang Xia stood at the intersection waiting for the traffic light to change and suddenly pointed to a figure not far away.

"It seems so. Why hasn't he gone home yet, so late? Where's Shen Ying? Weren't they together just now?"

The two walked over hand in hand and found Wang Ming sitting on the steps with his head down, surrounded by some empty beer bottles.

"Hey, Lao Wang, what's wrong with you?" Jiang Xia gently patted his shoulder.

Upon hearing the sound, Wang Ming slowly raised his head, his eyes glazed over as he looked at the two people standing in front of him. His gaze lingered on their clasped hands for two seconds, and his heart ached even more.

"Sister-in-law, Lao Jiang, you must be happy..."

...

(Sorry, I was just too busy yesterday. I visited relatives for three days in one day, so I didn't have time to write. I was planning to write a chapter last night, but I was too tired. I'll make up for it today!)

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