Chapter 32 A Farting Pill
He came to the street, put another teleportation talisman on himself, and went directly to the Qianqing Palace of Emperor Shunkang.
Unexpectedly, in just one day, I had made up for everything I needed to make up for.
Tsk tsk, how come this dragon bed is even more gorgeous than the one she took away.
The bed is inlaid with gems of various colors, and the desk is made of golden nanmu wood. It seems that I didn’t search thoroughly last time!
Even if they search the house, they can't possibly find the dragon bed.
"The system is working now. Come and see if there are any more treasures here!"
"Okay, host."
After a systematic scan, he actually discovered a secret room, which should be said to be an underground palace.
Before leaving, he drugged Emperor Shunkang, took out a dagger from the space, shaved off one side of his hair, leaving only one side, and shaved off the other eyebrow. He always felt that something was missing.
She then took out some special paint and painted a turtle on each side of his face, which only then did he look pleasing to the eye.
He simply threw Shun Kangdi on the ground and took away all his belongings.
When we arrived at the emperor's private treasury, we found that it was already one third full. It seemed that all the things confiscated from the house were used to fill the emperor's private treasury.
She found the valuables of the Marquis of Changxin's Mansion in a corner and kept them in a separate place.
The rest were collected.
The system only then reacted: "Host, where did you put all the things?"
It shouldn't have told the host yet that it has system space?
It looked at the system space again, and it was still empty, so where were the things?
Xia Xing'er heard the system ask this and said calmly: "They have all been collected!"
The system immediately exploded, its voice rising several degrees: "Host, you mean, you have a portable space, why didn't you tell me?"
"You didn't ask, I thought you knew."
system……
It seems so, it didn't ask the host.
"Host, the system also has space. You can put the things you collect in the future into the system space."
It can only be kept privately if it is placed in the system space.
There are so many good things, it must be very envious, and it also wants to use these things to upgrade!
"I have my own space, why should I put it in the system space!"
In Xia Xing'er's mind, things are safe only when they are kept in her own territory.
"I can put things on the trading device for the host and earn gold coins for the host."
When Xia Xing'er heard it say this, she thought it made sense. She didn't have time to post product links, and now someone was doing it for her, which she couldn't ask for more.
She was still a little confused. Could the system be so kind?
Could there be another purpose?
"System, why are you so active? Do you have other motives?"
Xia Xing'er asked a soul-searching question.
The system is a bit tricky. Why is this host so cunning? Can my ideas be realized?
"Because the host and I are one. Only when the host is well can I be well."
What the system said was true. It was now one with Xia Xing'er. Only when Xia Xing'er was well could it be well.
Xia Xing'er was silent for a while, then slowly said: "Okay, I'll believe you for now. If you dare to lie to me, hmph, think about it yourself!"
If the system deceived her, she would not know how to fight back, and she still did not understand this rebellious system.
But the system didn't know. When it heard Xia Xing'er say this, it shuddered and immediately said in a flattering tone: "Host, don't worry, I will never lie to you!"
"Okay, everything you collect from now on will be placed in your system space."
They collected as they went, and soon the palace was cleared out again.
This time, with the help of the system, even the rat holes were not spared.
Then she remembered that she had something to do, so she teleported to the Palace of Heavenly Purity.
Looking at the memorials thrown on the ground, she took out a desk from the space and placed the letters she had looted from the study of the Grand Tutor and the Prime Minister on the desk. She was afraid that Emperor Shunkang would not see them, so she put them directly in the most conspicuous place.
After finishing everything, she teleported out of the palace and went to the home of Ye Hangyu, the Minister of War.
I actually missed their house last night.
Looking at the red silk hanging everywhere in the mansion, it looked very joyful.
Everyone was asleep at this time, so she first found Ye Qingyu's boudoir.
He jumped directly onto the roof, lifted the tiles, and sprinkled a packet of sleeping pills down.
She went in after a while, looked at Ye Qingyu lying on the bed, and slapped her twice in the face.
Xia Xing'er shook her hand and complained in her heart, this man is so shameless that he even hurt her hand.
Seeing Ye Qingyu's swollen buttocks, he felt a little better, but it was not enough.
"System, is there a way to make people become uglier and fatter, with spots or pustules all over their faces, and lose their internal energy..."
System: You really can’t offend women. When a woman gets ruthless, she won’t even let her own kind go!
"The host has it, but it's a bit expensive?"
"I can buy it with points, right? How many points are needed?"
"A small bottle, 260 points."
Xia Xing'er curled her lips and complained: "It's really expensive!"
But no matter how expensive it is, I have to buy it: "You can show off your points yourself, I want a bottle."
In an instant, a white porcelain bottle appeared in her hand.
"System, how do I use this? Should I put it directly into her mouth?"
"Yes, host. Put it directly into her mouth. The medicine will dissolve as soon as it enters her mouth."
Xia Xing'er did as she was told and drank the whole bottle.
The system was dumbfounded, stammering, "Host, you... you... fed it all... all in?"
Xia Xing'er asked back: "Shouldn't we feed it all in?"
system……
Okay, you have the final say!
Xia Xing'er remembered that there seemed to be fart pills in her space, so she took out another one and fed it to Ye Qingyu.
As the name suggests, fart pills can cause you to fart anytime and anywhere.
After doing all this, she nodded with satisfaction and put all the things into the space. She was still very kind and kept the red wedding dress.
All the rooms were checked one by one, even the servants' rooms were not spared.
This Minister of War is a corrupt official, and he has been corrupt for a long time. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, but he likes to keep accounts. Every payment is carefully recorded. She collected the account book and prepared to give it to Emperor Shunkang.
She teleported to the general's mansion again. Just like the Minister of War's mansion, it was full of joy and the yard was filled with red silk.
Xia Xing'er followed the familiar route to the old lady's yard.
He drugged everyone again and came to the old lady's bed.
The old lady on the bed was sleeping very peacefully. I don’t know what good things she dreamed about, but there was a smile on her face.
The general's mansion appeared to be very poor, with no money on the books.
If she hadn't lived her life over again, she would have believed that the general's mansion was truly poor.
This old woman is a miser. There is a secret room under her bed, which is full of gold, silver and jewelry.
It was only after she died that Ye Qingyu accidentally touched the mechanism and discovered that there was something else under the bed!
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