The people at home have been waiting for my wife/mother for a long time, just waiting for this call.

Who knew that the wife/mother was so heartless that she only remembered to call them after the New Year?

In order to express their anger, they sent Xiao Yong to take the lead, determined to let Comrade Qiao Yu know that they were really angry!

As a result, Qiao Yu asked Lao Zhou to answer the phone and became a crying man.

Xiaoyong opened his mouth and said, "Wuwuwuwu...Mom...How long will it take for you to come back? Wuwuwu..."

God knows how long Xiaoyong cried.

Then came Dawei's resentful voice, "Are you going to settle down in Beijing and never come back? That's right, he's your eldest brother over there, what are we to him?"

Qiao Yu's face darkened, and Zhou Wu changed his tone: "Hahaha, Mom, don't listen to them! It doesn't matter if you come back later. I don't need to scrub my body for several days. It's so cold..."

Zhou Wen snatched the microphone away.

"Mom, did you have fun?"

Qiao Yu recalled and said, "I'm very happy. I'm going to go to the bathhouse here later, which will make me even happier."

Zhou Wen was speechless: ...

These kids are all from the south and cannot accept the big bathhouses in Beijing.

When Zhou Wen went to Beijing for the first time to celebrate the New Year, he reacted the most violently and refused to take off all his clothes and go to the bathhouse.

finally?

In the end, Zhou Wen also held on.

The microphone finally fell into Zhou Ze'an's hands, "You didn't call during the New Year, did something happen?"

Qiao Yu almost revealed that she had a fever and was unconscious, and that she might be pregnant.

"I'll tell you when I get back."

"Um."

"Happy New Year, Mr. Zhou."

"Happy New Year." Zhou Ze'an's brows relaxed instantly and said.

The children standing by began to murmur.

Zhou Wu: "Guess how many words it took Mom to coax Dad this time?"

Xiaoyong washed his nose and tried hard to think...well, he couldn't think of anything.

His head was too small to think of anything no matter how hard he tried. His eyes fell on David, asking for help.

Dawei raised his fist, then raised his fists one by one, "Happy New Year."

Zhou Wen also laughed, "That's right, Happy New Year, four words. Dad has made progress, instead of Mom just calling him 'Old Zhou' and then being in vain."

Dawei looked at Zhou Wen and said, "I don't think it's Dad who has improved, but Mom's speaking speed is too fast. Dad only reacts after she finishes a whole sentence. In fact, Dad's mood will improve when he hears Mom's voice."

Zhou Wen raised his thumb to show his agreement, "That makes sense."

On the phone, Qiao Yu sighed when he learned that Zhou Jun boarded the return train just after the Chinese New Year.

"The kids have grown up, and they have to go their separate ways. Old Zhou, you should be more open-minded."

Zhou Ze'an was not worried about what would happen to Zhou Jun. "How long will it take you to come back?"

"Go home when you've had enough fun."

"…Send a telegram in advance?"

"Let's go!" Qiao Yu said again, "Okay, the phone bill is expensive, I won't say anything more. I have an appointment with my sisters-in-law to go to the bathhouse. Bye."

"Again……"

Beep beep beep.

He was in such a hurry that he died before he could even finish the rest of his words.

Zhou Ze'an sighed helplessly again.

The bathhouse is very close to the troops.

Qiao Yu comes here every year. This time the children were not here, so she took off her clothes openly and... was surrounded by the sisters-in-law.

"My goodness, sister Qiao, how did you get such a thin waist? And your legs are long, straight and beautiful, without any fat at all."

"Breasts too..."

The big guy wanted to take action but was interrupted by Qiao Yu.

"Sisters-in-law, please don't embarrass me. I have ticklish spots all over my body. Just look at them, don't touch them. Let's go in and take a bath!"

Taking a bath is not the main purpose, but to find out if there are any unmarried girls in each family.

When the sisters-in-law heard that Qiao Yu was arranging a blind date for Zhang Zhan, they looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

"What's the matter? Sisters-in-law think that I, as a younger sister, can't take care of this for my elder brother?"

"No...haha, sister Qiao, you don't know yet, right?"

"You two brothers, this is it." One sister-in-law gave a thumbs up.

Qiao Yu scratched his head and asked, "Why do you say that?"

So they started chatting about old gossip.

It's about how Zhang Zhan and Zhang Zhou ruined their own blind date market.

Zhang Zhou was selected by the country while he was in college, and went straight to a secret mission after graduation. He rarely saw his family throughout the year, and when he returned home, he learned all the blind date tricks from Zhang Zhan.

What did Zhang Zhan do? He first hid from the troops and then made his position clear.

But I can't live my whole life without seeing my grandfather, right?

The old man also did a lot of things. He asked the girl to come to his house on her own initiative, and Zhang Zhan came to visit the old man during the holidays... well, it was equivalent to a blind date.

Zhang Zhan figured out the routine and started to discredit himself, smoking and playing cards, and swearing in the army one after another.

The lesbians introduced by the old man were all of the same level, and were all raised to be pampered. When had they ever seen such a fight? They left quickly.

But there is an exception, who simply likes Zhang Zhan as a person.

No matter how Zhang Zhan discredits himself, the girl must be with him.

Zhang Zhan was forced to say, "I like men!"

The sisters-in-law in the army who were still eager to make a move also gave up.

The old man didn't dare to force Zhang Zhan anymore.

Qiao Yu: “…” No wonder you were born alone in your previous life.

"After that, we introduced a girl to your brother, but he refused to go and refused to give us face."

Qiao Yu: "Then he must give me face."

"That's right. I've never seen him bring his ex-sister to the army before..."

I'm talking about Qiao Baoer.

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Halfway through her words, she was pushed by the elbow of the person next to her. The other person then realized what she had said and looked at Qiao Yu apologetically: "I'm sorry, sister Qiao..."

"It's okay, it's all in the past. Let's talk about the blind date? Sisters-in-law, please show me the photos first. As for the rest, I'll arrange it! I'll reply to the sisters-in-law after my eldest brother gives me a promise. I will definitely not let your work go in vain!"

"Okay, we feel relieved with what you said, Sister Qiao."

Zhang Zhan watched as his blind dates were scheduled from the fourth to the tenth day of the Lunar New Year, six in one day...

I almost laughed out of anger.

"I took the day off to hang out with you, and you arranged a blind date for me? You really are a good sister to me."

"In one word, go or not! These are all lesbians I carefully selected. They have good family backgrounds and good looks."

What can he do?

Dear little sister, pamper her.

"Go!" Zhang Zhan slammed the table himself.

Qiao Yu smiled and said, "Don't use the same trick you used on Grandpa to deal with me."

"How dare I." Zhang Zhan smiled helplessly.

Zhang Zhan added: "But if you don't like her, you can't force yourself to be with her."

Qiao Yu glared at him and said, "Do I look like such a wicked person? You're forcing a match. You're the one who gets married, not me! If I didn't like her at first sight, I wouldn't even bother to persuade you to get in touch with her. I'm not that old-fashioned grandpa."

Zhang Zhan smiled again, "That's good."

Then, Zhang Zhan’s first blind date began.

The sisters-in-law who followed the troops were all waiting to hear the feedback from the female comrades at the first blind date party, for fear that Zhang Zhan would do something bad again.

result?

The lesbian has a good impression of Zhang Zhan and wants to continue developing the relationship.

When the feedback was raised, Zhang Zhan, under Qiao Yu's arrangement, had already mechanically and numbly looked at the third female comrade.