With the towel used to dry his hair casually hanging around his neck, Zhang Zhan raised his hands to applaud, and said in a leisurely manner, without much heart, "That's amazing, my sister."

"...Heh." Qiao Yu stretched his muscles and said, "Grandpa has ordered that you must be verbally reprimanded for driving home instead of taking the train. Before you went upstairs, we sympathized with your long journey. Now wash off your fatigue, come and accept the baptism of my spit."

"..." Zhang Zhan thought that his attitude and praise just now were not sincere enough, so he continued: "Yu, you are still serious enough."

No one calls me "sister" anymore.

Qiao Yu had a stern face, with an expression that said it was too late to say anything and you can't escape the fifteenth day even if you try to escape the first day. He successfully defeated Zhang Zhan.

Zhang Zhan held up his hands: "Okay, I have a suggestion."

"say!"

"Can you turn down the volume?"

"Reject!"

"Would you like to hear the reason first?"

"say!"

Wow.

The powerful sound made his eardrums numb.

"If you lower your voice, you can keep your concentration longer and curse longer. I'm doing this for your sake, Yu."

Qiao Yu would not be led by this guy, and asked back: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"I don't……"

"Do you suspect that I am old and lacking energy?"

"ah……"

"No matter how old I am, I'm not as old as you!"

"..." Why do you include personal attacks?

…

Little Goldfish and the quadruplets came back happily, but before they reached the gate of the courtyard, they heard their mother/aunt's lion roar and subconsciously shrank their shoulders.

The little goldfish and the quadruplets looked at each other.

"Today we..."

"Nothing bad."

"That means someone has taken on my mother's wrath."

Sanwa breathed a sigh of relief and said happily, "We are safe!"

Wuhu!

The five kids raised their arms, shouted in their hearts, and tiptoed back to the yard.

Only then did the little goldfish see who the unlucky guy was today.

A stranger, but kind of familiar.

Not sure, let’s wait and see.

The quadruplets also looked at Zhang Zhan curiously.

Zhang Zhan was a little thirsty at first, but due to Qiao Yu's output on the opposite side, if he was too leisurely and careless, he would definitely ignite the fuse, triggering a series of reactions.

The consequences are unimaginable.

He endured the dry mouth and noticed several burning gazes. He turned his head and saw five carrot heads, who were staring at him for an unknown amount of time.

Zhang Zhan blinked.

He raised his hand, "Wait."

Qiao Yu paused for a moment, and then saw the other party pouring a glass of water for him.

"Take a break first, and I'll scold you later. Let me take a look at Little Goldfish and my second brother's four children."

Okay.

Qiao Yu was able to control his emotions freely. When Zhang Zhan quickly walked up to the children, he pulled a chair and sat down.

Zhang Zhan's eyes filled with tears. He looked at the little goldfish first and said, "You are my sister's daughter. Your nickname is Little Goldfish and your full name is Zhang Siyun?"

The little goldfish was surprised for a moment, then seemed to remember something, and blurted out, "Are you my uncle who likes gay men?"

All is silent.

Everyone held their breath.

Only Qiao Yu blew the tea leaves over and took a sip.

Zhang Zhan regained his consciousness and even pinched his philtrum, trying hard not to lose his temper. The muscles on his face twitched a little from trying so hard to hold back.

He tried his best to smile and act friendly, and asked, "Who told you that your uncle likes gay men?"

There was a hint of gnashing teeth in his tone.

Even though I had some guesses in my mind.

Little Goldfish counted on her fingers: "You don't get married, and you don't have casual relationships. Mom said that other than liking gay men, she can't think of a second possibility. I think so too!

Don't worry, uncle. Even though the world does not tolerate same-sex love, my mother and I are open-minded people. We don't care about worldly views and we understand you! As long as you don't like gay men and harm lesbians at the same time!

Ah, great-grandmother, you don’t mind that my uncle likes gay men, right? "

The old man looked at Zhang Zhan in surprise. He struggled internally and the process was so painful that a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.

It was only a dozen seconds, and finally, the old man nodded, "Okay, as long as you can bring back a grandson's wife, no matter whether it is a girl or a girl, grandpa can accept it."

"Grandpa, wake up! My sexual orientation is normal!" Compared with the calmness of others, Zhang Zhan was obviously dying.

The old man had already believed what the little goldfish said, and waved his hand, "Well, I'm not a pedantic person, you don't need to hide it."

Qiao Yu, the culprit, crossed his legs and watched the show, saying, "Yes, big brother, Grandpa has finally accepted that you like gay men, so just accept it. Otherwise, Grandpa will have to go through a lot of inner struggles. If you don't feel sorry for Grandpa, I do! Stop torturing Grandpa."

Zhang Zhan abandoned his previous image of being thrifty with words, leisurely and calm.

He roared at Qiao Yu the Dragon: "Who caused this! Who caused this! The rumor king!"

Qiao Yu savored it and was proud of it. "This nickname is good. I accept it."

At the end, he snapped his fingers.

Zhang Zhan almost fainted from anger.

He shouldn't have come back to this home!

…

After calming down, Zhang Zhan saw that his old man's frosted face was full of smiles.

Unlike the forced smiles he had put on at the party school, he was smiling from the bottom of his heart and without interruption. He was too lazy to prove or clarify the "rumors".

As long as grandpa is happy.

Afterwards, he gave red envelopes to the little goldfish and the quadruplets.

He wondered whether he should give it to Zhou Jun's child.

Qiao Yu waved his hands, "If you see him, you can give him a gift. If you don't, forget it. He is the child adopted by me and Lao Zhou. They are related as husband and wife. You and the second brother don't need to force your way in. If you can get along well, then do so. If not, forget it."

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

After resting for a few days, Zhang Zhan went out with Little Goldfish and the quadruplets.

See what the kids are playing.

The little goldfish would occasionally go and call Xiao Chunzhi.

When Xiao Chunzhi is called over, they mostly play shuttlecock and skipping rubber rope.

Without Xiao Chunzhi, Xiao Jinyu would take the quadruplets to the garbage dump to meet more new friends. They would either pick up garbage and make treasures, play tunnel warfare, or play house.

Zhang Zhan came along without the children's knowledge and was able to directly see the children's truest side.

And he discovered...

The little goldfish has a harem.

Any garbage collecting children she met at the garbage dump, whether male or female, as long as they were good-looking, were taken in as her little brothers/sisters.

Treating my younger brother well, but treating my younger sister...

The little goldfish touched the other person's hand and face, and finally said in a bully manner: "Recruit me!"

When people refused, the little goldfish said, "Follow me and I can have a good life!"

The other person still refused, so the little goldfish said, "I'm giving you the garbage I picked up!"

After hearing this, the younger brothers and sisters agreed and even respectfully called him Little Goldfish.

Big sister!

Zhang Zhan covered his face.

It's really eye-catching.

What kind of person you are, you will give birth to a daughter of similar character.

Each one is more awesome than the other.

As the eldest uncle, he is actually lagging behind in a certain area?

He feels inferior to me!