"Who the hell dug a latrine here?"
The boss roared in anger, took a breath of foul air, and vomited twice.
"Why is there a toilet here?"
"Isn't the toilet on the bottom floor?"
The bandits looked at each other in confusion.
To prevent the smell from lingering in the cave where the air is not very smooth.
Therefore, the kitchen and toilet are placed in the cave with windows on the inside.
The toilet was built on the lowest floor, but everyone was now on the third floor, so it was even more impossible to have a toilet there.
"Boss, this is not a toilet." A bandit soldier came forward to check and informed the situation.
"It's a passage leading to the inner valley, but it looks like a hut."
I guess it’s because the immortals three thousand years ago didn’t need to relieve themselves, so there was no place like a toilet in the cave.
After the first group of bandits moved in, they found a cave with thinner stone walls on the lowest level and dug two dry toilets.
Use tools to chisel out a smooth downward slope slightly smaller than your butt on the edge. The final destination of grains is to roll down the valley along this slope and return to nature.
The landslide in this cave is obviously larger, so it is no problem for a strong man to enter.
"This is the third floor, and the dining hall is on the upper floor."
A smart man covered his nose and put forward his idea in a muffled voice.
"There are a lot of vines on the cliff. We just need to go down from here, grab the vines and climb up, and then we can go back through the kitchen."
"This... is too dangerous. Let's just knock on the stone door and wait for the person outside to open it." A coward disagreed.
"Do you know how heavy the stone door here is? If you knock on it from inside, no one outside can hear it."
Dacongming had tried it before, and every cave with a stone door here was extremely soundproof.
"Waiting for people outside to find out, how long will that take? This smell is getting stronger and stronger."
"Can the vines outside bear our weight?" One person was a little hesitant and worried.
He had only been in the mountain for five months and had been patrolling in the front, so he had never seen what the inner valley looked like.
Would it be full of thorns, wild beasts and venomous snakes? If he fell, he would die. He would rather endure the stench here for a while.
"It will definitely work." Da Congming patted his chest and vowed, "The inner cliff is covered with vines, each one as thick as an arm and very strong."
He was one of the first bandits to follow his father up the mountain. At that time, he was young and brave, and he went out to climb several times.
"Okay." The boss said after taking a few deep puffs of the sachet, "Climb up, then come down and open the door for us."
"ah?!"
The first bird to stick its head out gets shot.
Great intelligence is worthy of being called great intelligence.
Da Congming had a bitter face and held tightly onto the long rope that everyone had made with clothes to send him down. He looked in front of the five toilet-like holes, waiting to decide which one to go down from.
It's pitch black, with no light to be seen. How long is this slide? Is this rope long enough?
"What are you dithering for? Get down!"
The boss made the choice for him with a flying kick.
As the screaming stopped, the person on the other end of the long rope felt his hand suddenly tighten.
The rope has reached its end.
"How is it? Are you out?" A man lying at the entrance of the cave shouted to Da Congming.
"It's out, just right..." came Dacongming's excited voice.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, knowing they would be free soon.
The big boss inhaled the last bit of fragrance from the sachet, turned around and saw a dozen men in black standing silently in the corner. His limp expression immediately stood up like a Rakshasa!
The thief who stole things actually dared to follow me!
When the masked man saw the boss's expression, he immediately touched the sword at his waist vigilantly.
"Hu Laoshan, we'll settle our accounts after we get out."
The masked man was dizzy from the stench and had no energy to deal with the bandits at the moment, so he wisely asked for a break.
"You shameless bastard, you stole my gold, silver, and treasures, and you still have the nerve to wait for me to save you!"
The leader gave a look to the bandits, who then slowly gathered around the man in black.
The man in black immediately put his hand on the hilt of the sword and became alert.
"Wait!" The masked man raised his hand to stop him. "What gold, silver, and treasures? Why would I steal your gold, silver, and treasures?"
After hearing what the boss said, the masked man looked confused and had an inexplicable intuition.
"You kidnapped our child. I haven't even come to terms with you yet, but you're already blaming me!"
The masked man also got angry.
Bandits are indeed bandits, unreasonable, meaningless and extremely shameless.
"What children? I don't care about your bunch of idiot kids!"
The big boss snorted coldly.
"Hand over my gold and silver, and this matter will be over. Otherwise, don't blame me for being immoral!"
He accepted money from the masked man before agreeing to let them stay.
Now that this group of people have their own ideas, let's not talk about the moral code of the underworld anymore and drive them out!
"I said..."
"boom--"
“Boom boom—”
Several explosions were heard in succession.
"What's that sound?"
“Boom boom boom—”
A man in black seemed to have thought of something, took off his sleeve that was covering his nose, and sniffed.
His eyes suddenly widened. "Methane! This stench contains methane. Put out the fire!"
At this moment, the passage is closed and will explode if exposed to fire.
There are five passages in the cave. The concentration is low and has not yet reached the point of combustion and explosion.
"There's no latrine here, so how can there be methane? And where does that stench come from?"
"boom--"
As someone's complaint fell, a flash of fire was heard from the cave entrance, illuminating the terrified faces of everyone inside.
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