Chapter 79: A Fart

to Become Famous Shen Tianyou was panicked when he heard that Liu's mistress was to be found. He took a giant pill this morning and drank too much water. Shen Tianyou felt that the dry pill was diluted little by little and became more and more in his stomach.

He was so nervous that his whole stomach was cramping and there was a gurgling sound in his stomach. Shen Tianyou felt that it was not good, but it was too late. Suddenly, there was a deafening loud noise, and the whole court was filled with a foul smell.

All the civil and military officials in the court looked at him. Shen Tianyou wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into, but he couldn't, because what was coming next was not that simple. He bent his waist and said with a painful expression: "Your Majesty, please forgive me. I will be back soon."

Without waiting for the emperor's permission, he rushed out of the door and went to look for the toilet. However, this was the imperial palace, and the toilet was not so easy to find. Shen Tianyou didn't dare to act rashly and make a mess in the palace, so he could only move in small steps.

The maids and eunuchs in the palace all looked at him strangely, and a steward came over and asked him: "Sir Shen, what are you looking for?"

Shen Tianyou couldn't care less and said directly: "Sir, I'm looking for the toilet!"

But before the eunuch could show him the way, Shen Tianyou couldn't wait any longer, and there was another loud and frightening noise, followed by the stench of feces that almost suffocated the steward.

The eunuch covered his nose and said in disgust: "Sir Shen, what are you doing?"

"I feel unwell, so I'll take my leave first!" Shen Tianyou had never been so embarrassed in his life. He left a word and ran out of the palace like he was escaping.

The eunuch next to the steward was stunned: "Did Lord Shen have shit in his pants?"

The steward pinched his nose and said: "It's so unlucky early in the morning. Tell people to clean and wash this road and fumigate it again, don't pollute the master's nose!"

At this time, many palace servants came to the Qinzheng Palace and carried incense everywhere. It was not that the emperor was being lenient, but that Lord Shen's fart was too powerful. Two weak and sick officials were directly suffocated by the stink.

For the health of civil and military officials, the emperor asked Jingzhao Yin Xie Yicheng to pay attention to Liu's mother and daughter, and to conduct a strict investigation if possible. He comforted Old Master Tang again, saying that Su Bowen's background was related to blood inheritance, so he let the Tang family take full responsibility, and then hurriedly left the court. There was no other way, it was too smelly.

Shen Tianyou ran back to his carriage in a panic. The driver and the servant were eating the steamed buns that they didn't dare to eat in the morning. As soon as Shen Tianyou approached, the two of them vomited.

The driver muttered in a low voice: "What is so smelly? Whose toilet exploded?"

The servant vomited the breakfast he had just eaten. Just as he was about to agree with him, there was another muffled sound in his carriage, and the curtains were lifted. The familiar stench became stronger.

"Hurry, go back home!" Shen Tianyou felt as if his stomach was being twisted into a rope. He forced himself to say this and dared not move again.

The coachman and the servant exchanged glances. The coachman finally realized what was going on and forced himself to drive the carriage back to the Shangshu Mansion. Along the way, there were constant farts and the whole street became extremely smelly.

"Does it smell good?" Su Changhe shook a big chicken leg in front of Su Xiaoxiao. The girl went to bed late last night and is not fully awake yet.

[Where does this smell come from? It smells so good! ] Sure enough, Su Xiaoxiao was forced to turn on by the big chicken leg.

[Wow, a big chicken leg! ] Su Xiaoxiao's saliva flowed down uncontrollably.

Su Changhe looked at his sister with a frown. Because of his sister, all his classmates especially admired him. Even Pei Yuan said that he would listen to him in the future. Now, he is the most popular person in Yulin Academy.

So, when he heard his mother say that Xiaoxiao had grown a few teeth and could let her try to chew chicken legs, Su Changhe couldn't wait to thank her.

Seeing Xiaoxiao wake up, he said excitedly: "Xiaoxiao, let Baizhi dress you and wash your face, we will eat chicken legs."

Baizhi was waiting for a long time and hurried to change Su Xiaoxiao's clothes.

After taking off her pajamas, Bai Zhi was shocked: "Xiaoxiao, where is your pendant?"

They didn't know that the pendant was a shrunk jade bracelet given by the eldest princess, but they knew that she wore it every day and treasured it very much. There were many people around yesterday, and it couldn't be stolen by someone.

Su Xiaoxiao touched her neck and found it was empty.

Bai Zhi didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly asked the little girl to inform Zhao Wanyue, while she quickly changed Xiaoxiao's clothes.

[Why are you in such a hurry? Xiaohong must have gone out to play again. It's so unfair that she can come and go freely, but I need help even to put on my clothes! But I have chicken legs to eat, and Xiaohong missed it, hahaha! Su Xiaoxiao

's voice was so loud that Su Changhe could hear it clearly, but he didn't understand a word. He knew the origin of Su Xiaoxiao's pendant. The bracelet shrank by itself. He and his sister had been surprised for a long time. How could the pendant be played with by itself? He would never believe it. They had to find it quickly.

When Zhao Wanyue came, everyone was looking for the pendant in the whole house. She and Su Bowen had seen the red rope on the pendant turn into a small snake and move freely. Naturally, they knew that the thing could not be lost, so they said, "Don't look for it. It can't be lost. You all go down!" Zhao Wanyue sent all the maids out.

Su Xiaoxiao got the chicken leg, and all she could think about was the big chicken leg. She didn't care about anything else. She held the chicken leg and ate it attentively.

Bai Zhi was not so calm. She said anxiously, "That was given by the eldest princess. It would be bad if it was lost!"

As soon as she finished speaking, a red thing flew in from the window and ran straight towards Su Xiaoxiao's neck. Bai Zhi lowered her head to look for the thing and didn't notice it. Su Changhe saw it clearly. He was afraid that the thing would hurt Xiaoxiao, so he ran over and pulled the red thing off.

Su Changhe looked closely and found that the thing looked like a small snake, but it was not a snake. It had two small horns on its head and four small whiskers.

The slippery thing struggled in Su Changhe's hand. Su Changhe had never seen such a thing before. He would be lying if he said he was not afraid at all. But he still mustered up the courage to pinch the thing and said, "Monster, don't hurt my sister!"

Xiaohong was caught before she could pretend to be a red rope. She screamed in pain, but it was a spiritual beast and only Su Xiaoxiao could hear her screams.

"Master, tell your brother to let go. It hurts so much!" Xiaohong screamed.

Su Xiaoxiao was concentrating on fucking the chicken leg. She was so close to him, but she couldn't hear it and didn't want to hear it.

Xiaohong was in so much pain that she begged, "Master, if you don't save me, I'm going to use my spiritual power!"

Su Xiaoxiao suddenly looked serious, snatched Xiaohong from Su Changhe's hand, and threw her to the ground angrily: [How dare you threaten me, are you tired of living? ]

Xiaohong looked humble; "How dare I threaten you, I was begging, begging, okay? I got up early in the morning to help you deal with Shen Tianyou, and you still treat me like this, I'm so sad."

Xiaohong started to cry.