They don't know how long this phenomenon will last, but of course they hope it will last a lifetime.

Today, the envoy of Xuanfu, a minor official of the sixth rank who usually did not make reports, also made a report.

"Your Majesty, I have something to report. Last night, a deserted courtyard collapsed on a street in the south of the capital."

"Since it's a deserted yard, I don't think anyone was hit."

"It is the Emperor."

Tyrant: "Then what are you playing?"

The envoy from Xuanfu was stunned. I just wanted to make a speech, show myself in front of the little princess, and take this opportunity to get some other useful information.

Of course, the envoy of Xuanfu did not dare to tell the tyrant what was in his mind. He was thinking:

[Alas, Mr. Tian, ​​you are still thinking about initiating unimportant matters here. You don’t even know that the concubine you just brought into the mansion is——]

Everyone pricked up their ears.

Just as I was wondering what the little princess would think next, Po sneezed at the right moment, probably because he choked on the walnuts he was eating.

The Tyrant quickly picked up the small water bottle beside him and said, "Po, drink some water quickly and watch your throat."

Abao gulped down several gulps of water.

The ears of Lord Tian, ​​the envoy from Xuanfu, are almost standing up like donkey ears.

As expected, A Bao lived up to everyone's expectations. While eating walnuts, he smiled at the Xuanfu Envoy. [Hey, what was I thinking about just now?]

Wondering what my concubine is doing in the mansion now.

The envoy from Xuanfu wished he had two more mouths so he could say these words and remind the little princess.

But he didn't dare.

Now he wants to eat his own melon. What if he asks out loud and other adults find out?

[Oh, I remember now, this concubine of Mr. Tian is taking a tub bath now! In broad daylight, the concubine I paid for is having sex with someone else. Oh, I have to say, it's really exciting! ]

[Originally I don’t want to talk about these things, but the point is that I’m too bored today, so I just find some melon to eat, and then I count on my fingers, wow, this melon is exciting]

Po raised his eyes and met the face of Master Ueda.

[Lord Tian is less than 30 years old this year, and he has already been promoted to the sixth rank. He has a bright future. There is nothing wrong with him being an official. His only hobby is that he likes beautiful women.

joke.

Who doesn't like beautiful women? Lord Tian is a man and is no exception. But the beauty he likes will cuckold him, and he can't take it off.

"Your Majesty." Lord Tian came back to his senses, his heart had already turned into a vast ocean of tears.

If what the little princess said was so accurate, he would not be able to stay here any longer. "Your Majesty, I have nothing to report. I... I have a stomachache."

The Tyrant coughed lightly, "How about Sir Tian go to the toilet first?"

The tyrant who has never eaten melons before also likes to eat melons. Eating melons is much more interesting than reading memorials.

"Your Majesty, I know how to use the toilet. I have to hold it in until I get home no matter what."

Tyrant: ...

Everyone: …

The Tyrant thought of the situation that Lord Tian was in the courtyard at the moment, and felt pity for him. "Then you should leave first."

The envoy of Xuanfu felt as if he had received a general amnesty. He wiped the cold sweat from his head, bowed and saluted, "Thank you, Your Majesty. I will take my leave first."

Lord Tian ran away like the wind.

[I was enjoying eating the melon, but it's a pity that Mr. Tian ran away, this...] Abao was depressed, and the walnut in his mouth no longer tasted good.

[Find Feng Zhuo, Feng Zhuo can take me to eat melon hahaha]

A Bao rolled down from the dragon chair, and the little girl was ready to sneak off to look for Feng Zhuo, but she didn't know that her action made everyone's heart jump to their throat.

They also want to eat melons.

Little princess, is there any way you can take us with you?

The usually smart civil and military officials were now anxious. They usually handled state affairs with ease, but at this moment, facing the little princess, they could not find a reason to let her take them to eat melons.

I'm so worried.

The eldest uncle suddenly stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to report!"

The big tyrant was also worried. At this time, all the irrelevant trivial matters were not as important as eating melons. It was finally the New Year, and he wanted to give himself a holiday and eat some melons.

"Uncle, what's the matter?"

The eldest uncle bowed his head, "This morning I met Lord Tian, ​​who told me that he has been keen on exercise recently and is in great shape. But now he said in the court that he has a stomachache. I think Lord Tian is lying and making an excuse not to attend the court."

Good guy, the big tyrant secretly gave a thumbs up to the big uncle.

It's really what you wish for. Others looked at the Grand Uncle and gave him a thumbs up. The Grand Uncle did a great job on this matter.

The Tyrant picked up Abao and said, "This Lord Tian actually dared to bully me. It's New Year's Day, and I don't want to embarrass him. I have to go to the Tian Mansion in person. Abao, do you want to go?"

[Dad! My dear dad! Oh my god, I wish I had two more legs to run over there]

Po opened his little arms to let the big tyrant hold him, [New Year, new melon haha]

"If you have nothing to do, just follow along." The great tyrant glanced at everyone. The civil and military officials were so excited. They had reason to believe that the great tyrant deliberately gave them a holiday so that they could follow him and have some fun.

So, Your Majesty, you can hear the little princess's thoughts just like them, right?

A group of people went to Tian's house in a mighty manner.

When the envoy from Xuanfu saw this group of people, not only his heart but also his face felt numb.

Xuanfu Envoy had been an official for several years, but he never imagined that one day there would be so many people who almost flattened the threshold of his Tian Mansion!

"Envoy from Xuanfu, you are so bold that you are deceiving the emperor." The eldest uncle of the emperor hurried forward and whispered a few words in his ear.

Xuanfu Envoy: ???

The eldest uncle said that he could hear the little princess's thoughts, and he found an excuse to come to the Tian Mansion to eat melons.

But I didn’t expect that the emperor would come too!

No, that's just a coincidence.

The eldest uncle was usually a straightforward person in the court, and he always spoke his mind. Now that this happened, in order to prevent the Envoy of Xuanfu from making wild guesses, he naturally had to find a chance to explain it. Although the Envoy of Xuanfu was a low-ranking official, he had a bright future.

As an official, you cannot easily make things difficult for others behind their backs.

This great uncle of the emperor understands it best.

"Master..." The old butler came hurriedly to report, limping on one leg. Seeing so many people, especially the emperor in a bright yellow dragon robe in front of him, the old butler could not stand on his other leg and fell to his knees on the ground.

The envoy of Xuanfu stepped forward and asked, "Old Yu, what's the matter? Why is it so urgent?"

"Master, please go to the backyard and take a look. Hey--" the old butler reported hurriedly. He broke his leg yesterday and had not been paying close attention to the mansion in the past two days. The master was kind-hearted and gave him two days off, saying it was for the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.