[It seems that Brother Seven and Dad have discovered that Turkey’s holy water is my urine. Oh, Mom, I’m a little embarrassed.]
Tyrant: “…”
What explosive news!
Thinking of the scene of Hu Ju and the local prince leaving happily, the tyrant almost died of laughter.
What does it mean that the emperor of Turkey kowtows to Po's urine every day?
Just thinking about it made him want to slap his thigh and laugh out loud.
If you dare to mess with the golden thigh of labor, your holy water will turn into urine!
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turkey.
Hu Yu and the Tu prince, who had returned overnight, quickly handed over the holy water bottle intact. The Tu emperor looked at the holy water bottle on the table, frowning slightly, "My dear Hu, why does this holy water have a taste?"
Hu Yu was surprised, "Your Majesty, this has always had a smell."
Turkish Emperor:? ?
Do you know about this holy water, or do I?
Hu Yu knelt down quickly and told His Majesty everything about how the prince was holding the holy water and absorbing the essence of the moonlight in the inn.
To be honest, this holy water also absorbed the essence of moonlight before, but Hu Yu and the prince never participated. This matter was handed over to Qin Tianjian by the emperor.
The Turkish emperor stepped forward and sniffed it carefully. "Huh——"
Those who know think it is holy water, while those who don’t think it is someone else’s urine.
The Turkish emperor stood up straight and took a deep breath. "You two Hu brothers are really more capable than each other. Hu Zhan came back on a donkey, and you came back crying on a horse. Not only did you fail to get the job done, but you also made the holy water taste bad. You simply want to piss me off to death!"
Hu Yu lowered his head, "Your Majesty, I am innocent. Oh, Your Majesty, I remember that I met Prince Yanling of the Fire Nation in the Tiansheng Dynasty. He -"
As he spoke nonsense, he began to sob softly.
It's really embarrassing for a grown man to cry.
"What happened to him?"
"He cursed our holy water... Your Majesty, I dare not say it."
"I absolve you of all guilt. What did Prince Yan Ling say?"
"He said our holy water is shit." Hu Xu was uneasy.
"Bang!" The Earth Kingdom Emperor Long Yan was furious and slammed the table. "How can this be? The Fire Kingdom is really going too far. They even dared to curse our Earth Kingdom's holy water as feces. Prince Yan Ling is simply spewing feces from his mouth!"
The Turkish emperor was so angry that he was shaking all over. Everyone knew that holy water was their country's national treasure.
To curse the holy water is to disregard their country.
Although the Earth Kingdom is indeed ranked after the Fire Kingdom, but you are just a prince who hasn't even ascended the throne yet, and you've slandered the holy water like this. The Emperor of the Earth Kingdom must be furious.
"Send someone to report this to the Emperor of the Fire Nation. I will never let the Fire Nation go! I will make the Fire Nation pay for our holy water!"
"Your Majesty, what if the Fire Nation does not want to compensate?" Hu Xu wiped his sweat. The Fire Nation does not have any holy water, so what is there for them to compensate for?
"You won't pay? Then let's tear our faces apart and fight each other!"
A Bao never imagined that his pee would lead to a war between the Fire and Earth Kingdoms.
Without spending a single soldier, he easily helped Emperor Tiansheng to destroy two countries.
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Fire Nation Palace.
The Fire Nation Emperor looked at Yang Lei who was kneeling below him. He had a strange smell, looked unruly, and had an untidy beard. However, after not seeing him for a few days, Yang Lei seemed to have become a different person. The elegant and handsome young man had become a beggar in tattered clothes.
"I'm really confused! Is the Tiansheng Dynasty a dragon's den or a tiger's den? Li Chunfeng went there once and came back riding a donkey overnight, and you went there once and came back riding a cow overnight. Why did you two run away? If the Tiansheng Emperor knew about this, he would make us in the Fire Nation laugh to death." The Fire Nation Emperor was so angry that his face turned red and his neck became thick.
Yang Lei stood with his head down, muttering to himself, he didn't want to run, but the key was, he had to run.
"Also, what's going on with Word Spirit? You've only been gone for a few days, why does Word Spirit look like he's dying?"
Yang Lei replied in a muffled voice: "Your Majesty, this..."
"Have you seen the Heavenly Saint Emperor?"
"……not."
"Who did you meet to make you suffer like this?"
"... No one... No one was seen. We didn't even make it to the capital of the Tiansheng Dynasty. We just... just came back."
"Shameful! It's so shameful!" The Fire Nation Emperor was so angry that his head was buzzing.
Taoist Tianlin sighed and asked, "Disciple, what happened?"
Yang Lei told the whole story from beginning to end, but Yang Lei did not dare to mention the incident of Yan Ling cursing the villagers in Crescent Village. He covered up the matter of Crescent Village with just one sentence, resulting in Tianlin Taoist and the Emperor of Fire Country not hearing anything wrong.
Instead, it can be summed up in one sentence: whoever goes to the Tiansheng Dynasty will be unlucky.
"I just don't believe it. No one can touch the Tiansheng Dynasty, which is just the last one. The Tiansheng Emperor is nothing! I must swallow it up." The Emperor of Fire Country was ambitious and full of disdain.
"Your Majesty, the envoy from the Earth Kingdom wants to see you. He is here to question the Crown Prince Yanling."
The Emperor of the Fire Nation was furious. "Is the Emperor of the Earth Nation crazy? What crime did he commit to accuse my Crown Prince?"
Yang Lei cried out inwardly, Not good!
It can't be that something really happened to Turkey's holy water.
Alas, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince’s crow’s mouth must not be effective.
The visitors were the brothers Hu Mi and Hu Zhan.
Hu Yu is a witness and must come forward. Hu Zhan is also the most trusted envoy of the Turkish emperor.
When Yang Lei saw Hu Yu, his heart skipped a beat. It was over!
It's all over now!
As expected, Hu Xu was furious as soon as he opened his mouth. "Your Majesty, we are here on the orders of our Tu Kingdom's Emperor to find Prince Yan Ling and ask for an explanation."
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Hu Xu handed over the invitation.
The cover of the invitation was sealed with honey wax, but the word "Qi" was written on it with a red pen.
Red approval represents important events.
The Emperor of the Fire Nation opened the secret document, which detailed how Prince Yanling had cursed the Holy Water of the Earth Nation.
The Fire Nation Emperor's expression changed, "Yang Lei..."
"Your Majesty." Yang Lei knelt down quickly. The Emperor of Fire Nation understood what was going on when he saw this.
"Your Majesty, there is a problem with our country's holy water. How do you plan to deal with this matter?"
"There's a problem with your holy water. Does it have anything to do with the Word Spirit?" The Fire Nation Emperor looked as if he had never seen this before and had no idea about this.
Hu Yu bowed and said, "Your Majesty, something has happened. You can't just pretend that nothing has happened. If you do that, then we in the Earth Nation will understand what the Fire Nation means."
The Fire Nation Emperor narrowed his eyes, "Are you threatening me?"
"We dare not do that, but since this is a matter of Turkish holy water, we must treat it with extreme caution."
This made the Emperor of the Fire Kingdom very confused. He was originally worrying about how to conquer the Tiansheng Dynasty, and now the Earth Kingdom suddenly appeared. The two countries originally relied on each other. If he angered the Earth Kingdom at this time and went to war with the Fire Kingdom, although the Fire Kingdom was not afraid, it would inevitably be distracted from conquering the Tiansheng Dynasty.
Moreover, the Wind Kingdom has also submitted to the Tiansheng Dynasty, and the Earth Kingdom has broken up with the Fire Kingdom. In this case, isn't the Fire Kingdom in a one-to-three situation?
The Emperor of the Fire Nation never imagined that he, as the big brother of the four nations, would one day be given a headache by his three younger brothers.
"What do you want?"