Po: “…”

[If you count them, it's not a lot. Anyway, I beat him at least once a month. I can't count them with my ten fingers. I'm too lazy to count. I said I only beat him once. Yue Lao definitely doesn't know.]

"Little Abao, it's okay. These peaches are a token of my love for you. Just eat them, okay."

Ah Bao's mouth was watering, but he still refused, "No, no, no."

"How about I spend some merit to ask your mother in a dream for instructions?"

"This... isn't that the case?"

It's a bit too extravagant to have to do good deeds to eat a peach.

"Hehe, it's not that I don't want to eat, it's mainly because the mouth that eats from others is soft, the hand that takes from others is obliged, and there is no reward without merit." Abao sat on the jade table, looking like a little adult.

"Hey, you're talking about being soft-hearted now? Back then, when you chopped down the peach tree outside my Yue Lao Palace as firewood, you didn't mention being soft-hearted either."

Ah Bao's eyes narrowed, "Would I do something so bad?"

"You did it. If you don't believe me, go dig under the peach tree. You'll find the stone tablet you carved there."

A Bao: "What did I carve?"

"Your name is Di Jiaoyang. Look, there's a smiley face on the back. You didn't forget it, did you? That day, I was drunk, and in just a moment, I let you take advantage of me. You didn't really forget it, did you?"

"Is this true? I don't remember, I don't remember. Maybe Master Yue also remembered it wrong?" A Bao said weakly.

Who could understand that she was causing trouble everywhere because she was...too bored.

In order to prove that Abao had been naughty before, Yue Lao simply overturned the peach tree with his sleeves and dug out the stone tablet from underneath.

Po:?

[Not really? In order to frame me, Yue Lao even uprooted the thousand-year-old peach tree? ]

"Wuwuwu, Di Jiaoyang, this is my thousand-year-old peach tree. I have carefully nurtured it for a thousand years since you pulled it out last time."

Ah Bao patted his chest guiltily and said, "You wanted to pull it out, not me."

"I am just trying to prove that I am not lying. Di Jiaoyang, do you think I am pitiful?"

Po blinked, looking shrewd and stupid, not like a smart guy, but more like a fool, "Uh..."

[If I say I am not pitiful, will Yue Lao beat me?]

"I'm so pitiful, don't you have any mercy at all?"

"You don't eat my peaches, and you pull up the peach tree for me. Emperor Jiuyang, can you please have mercy on me? Is it so difficult?"

"I don't want money, but I want my life." Abao's face turned serious and he was very straightforward.

The matchmaker twitched his lips, "Do I dare to take your life?"

Will the ten main gods let him go?

Will the gods and Buddhas let him go?

"Di Jiaoyang, come on, let me tell you something practical, okay?"

"You're beating around the bush, aren't you just trying to get me to help you?"

Yue Lao slapped his thigh and said, "Emperor Jiaoyang, you are so smart."

"What are you busy with?"

[You didn't hesitate to pull up a thousand-year-old peach tree and give me small peaches. This favor must be a big one.]

"You, help me improve my performance."

A-Bao almost choked on the grape he ate. "Just for this little achievement? You pulled up the thousand-year-old peach tree. You're amazing."

Thumbs up, like it.

"Don't underestimate this achievement. I only need a little bit of merit to improve my cultivation. Look at the Temple of Wealth next door."

The Temple of Wealth is magnificent and golden. From time to time, a golden light explodes in the sky above the temple. Every time a golden light explodes, it adds an extra merit.

"Uh... As expected of the Temple of Wealth, it's really beautiful."

In the entire divine world, only the Temple of Wealth is the richest.

Who doesn't like to get rich quickly?

"The Temple of the God of Wealth is not only beautiful, but the God of Wealth has also improved his cultivation. Look at my Yue Lao Palace, it's all made of wood. My cultivation has not improved for thousands of years. Look at my merit bag, it's empty."

"Compared to that, you are quite pitiful."

"That's right."

Po tilted his head and continued to eat the fruit. "But how can I help? You can't ask me to go to Yue Lao Temple and pray for a marriage? It's not impossible, but the main thing is..."

Afraid of being beaten.

My father wouldn't allow it, and my brothers also didn't agree.

What do you mean? Any man who dares to come close to me will be beaten to death.

Abao couldn't help but shrink her neck, she was afraid of being spanked.

"You want to ask for a marriage, but I won't agree."

Po:?

"Ah? Aren't you the matchmaker? Why don't you agree?"

"Your marriage..." Yue Lao waved his hands, "I can't do it. If you ask for it, I can't fulfill it, my performance won't increase, and I won't have any merits. Isn't this a difficult problem for me?"

Yue Lao peeled grapes for A-bao, who ate them one by one, swinging his legs and saying, "It seems so."

Yue Lao whispered, "I dare not let you go into Yue Lao Temple. If you do, my temple will explode. I can't afford you. I simply can't afford you..."

"What is grandpa mumbling about?"

"Nothing, nothing, so please find someone for me."

"Who are you looking for?"

Yue Lao chuckled, "He."

In the mist mirror, Emperor Chenyu appeared.

He was writing prayer notes for people in the Temple of Wealth.

"My brother is so handsome." Abao couldn't help but praise him. Not only is he handsome, but his temperament is incomparable, just like the bright moon in the sky. In short, he is extremely charming.

"Are you attracted to my brother?" Po tilted his head and looked at Yue Lao.

"Well, I like him very much. Please talk to your brother and ask him to come to my Yue Lao Temple to pray. This kid sat in the Temple of the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth's faith light was lit. His merits and cultivation increased. Now the God of Wealth is very happy."

Ah Bao sighed twice, "My brother is so lucky. He is indeed the chosen one. He is favored by the God of Wealth and the God of Matchmaker."

"Ah Bao, this little favor shouldn't be difficult for you, right?"

"It's difficult." Po smiled, "To be honest, my brother can go to the Temple of the God of Wealth, but he will never go to the Temple of the God of Love."

"Why?"

"He is destined to be alone."

Yue Lao's eyes widened in shock, "What? Unlucky star? No wonder."

Yue Lao frowned and finally figured it out.

Emperor Chenyu is blessed with the Emperor Star and an extraordinary divine aura. Logically speaking, such a person should be the favorite of heaven and earth and have an indescribably noble destiny.

Most people cannot bear such a fate and are bound to have a short life.

No one is perfect. Perfection is totally unrealistic. There must be something missing.

But if one is destined to be alone, then it is understandable. Only with the blessing of the emperor and the energy of gods can one die peacefully and enjoy the lifespan of ordinary people.

"Oh my, he is destined to be a lonely star, this..."

A person born in the year of the lonely star will never have a marriage, will have no wife or children, and will live alone until old age.

"My brother has never set foot in Yue Lao Temple in his life."

The matchmaker twitched his lips and said, "It's right not to step in. If you step in, you won't be helping me, but causing trouble for me."

If the performance is not completed, the merits will be deducted.