Yan Jiaojiao lifted the car curtain and looked at the small houses on the roadside! She was very excited!
[Another new life is coming. This house has a solid foundation. The main door faces south and is on the left. It looks like this baby is a kettle with a handle! ]
System: [Host is awesome, you predicted the gender of the baby before it was even born! ]
Then someone said: [Host, Aunt Li from the house in front has hemorrhoids. She stands in the toilet but doesn’t poop. She likes to poke it with her hands... She doesn’t wash her hands after rubbing it, and she even makes ramen for her husband to eat]
[The ramen that her husband eats, could it be that she made it freshly?] Yan Jiaojiao smiled slyly, and the meaning of her words was self-evident!
System: [That’s not the case, it’s just that the ramen his husband ate had some residue from Aunt Li! ]
Yan Zhengting beside him had a dark face...
Is this his sister and the gossip system? She is so young, but she knows a lot!
But the meaning of this word is somewhat dirty...
That’s not enough, and another piece of gossip follows.
System: [The family next door is Aunt Wang. Aunt Wang's livestock is even more powerful. Her male dog slept with Uncle Li's ewe and produced a litter of hybrid creatures.]
Yan Jiaojiao was immediately interested and said excitedly: [What hybrid creature? This is cross-racial love, called a mixed-race child! ]
System: [Mixed-blood? This name sounds good! It is indeed better than hybrid! ]
[By the way, how did Auntie Wang's male dog catch Uncle Li's ewe? I'm very curious. And...the ewe gave birth to a bunch of freaks! What does Uncle Li think about this? ]
System: [The male dog of Aunt Wang's family is tall and mighty, and is usually brave and good at fighting. In this neighborhood..., he is the boss among dogs! ]
[So fierce? Why did you fall in love with Uncle Li's ewe? ]
System: [Although he is brave and good at fighting, and he is also the boss among dogs, he is also a scumbag dog. He usually bullies the little dogs outside and sows seeds everywhere! Now... Spring is here, and the sowing season has also arrived. A few days ago, the ewes of Uncle Li's family grew up after the New Year. The little ewes are slim and charming, and they were immediately spotted by the scumbag dog of Aunt Wang's family! So he couldn't control his restless body! ]
Yan Jiaojiao stared with round eyes and said excitedly: [Why is the ewe of Uncle Li so attractive? What kind of ewe is it? This fairy is very curious! ]
System: [Big fat butt sheep, the only characteristic of this kind of sheep is that its butt is extremely big, tender, soft, and perky! ]
Hearing this, Yan Jiaojiao touched her chin and nodded meaningfully!
[This fairy understands! It seems that the scumbag dog of Auntie Wang fell in love with her sexy and plump peach buttocks. Not bad... he has good taste! It seems that the big fat-butted ewe raised by Uncle Li is cheap for that scumbag dog! ]
System: [It’s more than just cheap, it’s like starting a harem! ]
[Mr. Li has no problem with this? Didn’t he realize that the culprit is the scumbag dog from Aunt Wang’s family?]
System: [Mr. Li is poor and blind, and has never been able to marry in his life. He can’t see clearly, so I have no objection.]
Yan Jiaojiao: “..........”
Yan Zhengting: “……….”
This scumbag is crazy!
System: [Speaking of hybrids, there are more than just dogs and sheep on this street. Host, please look ahead. Uncle Zhang's horse slept with Aunt Wu's cow and gave birth to a hybrid with a cow's head and a horse's tail! ]
[I thought Auntie Wang's dog was fierce enough, but I didn't expect Uncle Zhang's horse to be so aggressive! ]
System: [Uncle Zhang's horse is quite loyal. It only touched Aunt Wu's cow. According to our research, on the night when the cow was pregnant, Uncle Zhang's horse had sex seven times in one night!]
Yan Zhengting: Is this something he can listen to? His little sister is listening with great interest!
[What? Seven times a night during the pregnancy period, whose general is this? ]
[Fierce than a human, has Mr. Zhang's horse taken medicine? ]
[It's a pity that there is no picture, what a pity! System, you need to work harder and eat more melons, and strive to upgrade as soon as possible so that this fairy can see the picture. ]
Yan Jiaojiao sighed, feeling so regretful!
System: [This unit must work hard and strive to upgrade as soon as possible to fulfill the host's wish! ]
Is this what my sister wishes for?
Yan Zhengting was petrified on the spot...
Who can save this girl? She still wants to watch the pictures. Is this something a little girl like her can watch?
[Even livestock cannot escape the desire for food, sex, and pleasure! How much less so humans....]
System; [Host, that family is even more outrageous. Have you seen that wealthy family? The owner of this family is Mr. Wang, and his cousin is an official in the court, so the whole family benefits from it! ]
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