"I didn't know that the Minister would visit today. Your place is a bit tight on finances. Please forgive me!" Wu Jingfeng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, at a loss!
Yan Shian looked around and said bluntly, "It's really difficult. The house is full of dust and shabby. I don't know how you can live here!"
[Not only is it broken, it's also dirty. Look at the floor... It's covered in dust! ]
Seeing something crawling under her feet, Yan Jiaojiao's pupils dilated: [System, look, there's a cockroach! ]
System: [What's so strange about this? There's a nest of cockroaches in the crack of Wu's kitchen. In addition, there are several rat nests. A rat gave birth to a litter of puppies two days ago!]
Everyone: “…”
Is this like living in the same house with rats?
System: [Last night, the fox came over, and the two of them had a fierce and passionate lovemaking in the inner room! At that time, the rat cub even crawled into their bed! That scene was simply a large-scale social death scene! ]
Yan Jiaojiao was surprised: [When the two were doing that, they were frightened by the appearance of the rat? Wouldn't this cause a psychological trauma to Wu the scumbag? If he becomes impotent, won't the slutty fox cry to death? ]
Everyone: It would be even better if they were scared to death!
System: [The two of them were in a state of oblivion, ignoring the rat cub the entire time. Instead, the rat cub was watching with great interest in his bed, seeing everything he should and shouldn't have seen! ]
[It’s so exciting, but he still crawled under the covers to watch it. This little mouse is so unkind! He’s so young... and he’s just born and doesn’t learn well! This fairy didn’t even look at it carefully, but he saw it? ] Yan Jiaojiao expressed her dissatisfaction!
[I'll go find it later and spank it! Who let it peek?]
The Mins: Nowadays, mice also like to watch live broadcasts? They even watch it in their beds, enjoying it so much! What kind of world is this?
Yan Zhengting: Speaking of vixen, he has to find a way to meet her. She actually tricked his second brother into a loop!
Yan Qiu Shui: Liu Qian is not only gentle and kind, but also timid. It is impossible for her to do such a shameless thing!
Normally, she would blush if someone touched her hand, so how could she be so bold with Wu Jingfeng...
"Mr. Wu has loved reading and writing since he was a child. Unfortunately, his family is poor and he has no money to go to academy. He can only practice calligraphy and read poetry in his spare time!" As the terrain situation was not optimistic, Wu Jingfeng changed the subject and began to show off his literary talent!
"Can you read?" Yan Shian was curious! He had always respected scholars since he was a child!
"Yes, but my handwriting is so illegible that it can't compare with that of the Shangshu!" Wu Jingfeng said as he opened the drawer and took out a volume of poetry!
Yan Shian raised his hand to take it, opened the scroll, and looked at it carefully!
At first glance, the handwriting seems sloppy, but in fact it is vigorous and powerful, with majestic momentum, and the strokes are smooth and magical!
Wonderful, wonderful!
Just when I wanted to praise you, I heard...
[Daddy is so easy to fool. You can tell at a glance that this handwriting was not written by Wu Zha Nan! If he could write, the dog at Aunt Zhang's house next door would have eaten shit! ]
Everyone was ashamed: Aren’t dogs creatures that eat shit?
System: [This calligraphy was written by a poor scholar who made a living by writing and selling poems because of his poor family background! I don’t know when... this poem fell into the hands of Wu the scumbag! ]
[Daddy is so silly and cute. To test whether a person can read and write, why not just let him recognize and demonstrate it on the spot? ]
Yan Shian: This calligraphy wasn't written by Wu Jingfeng? He even tried to deceive him, damn it!
"This poem is very good. I didn't expect that Mr. Wu has such literary talent!" Then, Yan Shian deliberately read it out loud in front of everyone!
After reading it, everyone discovered the problem, except Wu Jingfeng!
While reciting the poem, Yan Shi'an deliberately mispronounced two words. If this poem was written by Wu Jingfeng, he would have noticed the clue and pointed it out at the first opportunity.
But the other party did not express his opinion, but just foolishly clapped and cheered!
It can be seen that the poems in the scroll were not written by Wu Jingfeng, and the words were not written by him!
"Pa" Yan Shian's face changed drastically and he slammed the old wooden table angrily!
Wu Jingfeng didn't understand what was going on and just stood there in a daze!
This old guy was fine just now, how come he changed in a second!
"Sir Shangshu, what's wrong with you?" He shrank his neck and asked in a low voice!
"This poem was not written by you, and the words in the scroll were not written by you, and you still want to deceive me! What crime should you be punished for?" He glared at Wu Jingfeng, leaving him nowhere to escape!
Wu Jingfeng was stunned for three seconds, thinking about how Yan Shian had just deliberately recited a poem, and then he reacted.
Could it be that he had just been cheated by old man Yan Shian?
"The poem was indeed not written by me, but the words were written by me! If you don't believe me, ask Qiu Shui, he has seen me write!" Wu Jingfeng continued to quibble!
He turned his head and looked at Yan Qiu Shui, winking and begging her to help him speak!
[The second brother will definitely say that he has seen Wu Zha Nan writing, and that was also a routine prepared by Wu Zha Nan in advance, stealing the plum and replacing the peach! ]
Yan Qiushui, who was about to speak, chose to shut up! He said in a low voice: "Jingfeng, how about you write a paragraph on the spot?"
Wu Jingfeng: What's wrong with this victim? Why is he acting so abnormally today? Didn't you always listen to him in the past?
"Qiu Shui, it's just a matter of one word from you. As long as you open your mouth, your father will believe you!" Let him perform a scene on the spot, wouldn't it be a reveal?
"Okay, I think I'll stop writing. He's just a liar, Qiu Shui... In the future, try to avoid associating with people like him!" Min lost her patience and started insulting him directly!
Yan Zhengting also spoke up: "I find this place too dirty. Dad, Mom, let's go!"
We've already met each other, there's no need to stay any longer, come and trouble Wu the scumbag another day!
If you dare to hurt his second brother, you will have to pay the price!
Min took Yan Shian's arm and said, "Master, let's go!"
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