The King of Hell walked in front with a pursed mouth and a complaining look on his face.
Behind him, Yan Jiaojiao looked around, looking east and west.
System: [Host, there is a melon. ]
Yan Jiaojiao: “…” How strange! It’s been a long time since the crappy system broke the news.
[Whose melon is it? Tell me quickly.] In just a moment, Yan Jiaojiao's eyes widened into a big, round shape.
System: [Who else could it be? There is no other melon here except the King of Hell. ]
King of Hell: Why did you mention me?
Keep your ears perked up and listen attentively.
Yan Jiaojiao moved her eyes flexibly, and her eyes were like a scanner, examining the back of the King of Hell.
[System, didn’t you say before that there is a blocking mode in your interface? You should block the old man Yan Wang so that he won’t be sad if he finds out?]
King of Hell:???
System: [If the host doesn’t tell me, I will forget it.] Then the system continues to operate on its mode page…
Yan Jiaojiao urged: [Are you done?] She couldn't wait to hear what Yan Wang had to say.
The system wiped the cold sweat off its forehead and laughed awkwardly: [OK]
King of Hell: Is that all? I suspect this is a fake system.
[Hurry up and say it] Yan Jiaojiao was so determined to eat melon that she completely ignored everything else.
The system took a look at the shielding mode and felt that something was wrong, but it couldn't detect it for a while...
Under Yan Jiaojiao's anxious urging, it could only tell the truth.
System: [Yan Wang has good food, but he has been eating a lot of spicy food recently, so he has two hemorrhoids on his butt.]
King of Hell: You acted as fierce as a tiger, but ended up being an idiot. Can’t you still hear it?
You said that I have hemorrhoids, you are a bear, you are talking nonsense, it’s all nonsense.
Yan Jiaojiao shuddered, and the corners of her mouth curled up wildly: [I didn't expect that hemorrhoids would happen to the old man Yan Wang. It's rare. ]
System: [His hemorrhoids are one big and one small, one inside and one outside, and he himself is unaware of it.]
[Do you think I should remind him? ] Her eyes narrowed, almost smiling into crescents.
System: [No need to remind him. After all, he is the King of Hell. He needs face. You can show some concern for him.]
[You are right, the old man Yan Wang is a good man who understands the ways of the world. ]
Yan Jiaojiao pulled out a strand of hair, closed her eyes and concentrated her mind, and the hair immediately turned into a black pill.
System: [The host is a treasure from head to toe. If the old King of Hell eats your elixir, he will not only get rid of his hemorrhoids, but also increase his mana.]
King of Hell: The monkey wants to give him a pill? This is rare. The monkey is the disciple of Patriarch Bodhi. Every part of his body is a treasure. Even if he is given a pill, it will be enough for him to brag about it for a while.
[It's just a pill, it's not worth mentioning. Anyway, this fairy doesn't need this stuff. 】
"Old King of Hell, come here." He waved to the King of Hell in front of him.
The moment he turned his head, the King of Hell smiled, his eyes became crescents: "My Lady Fairy, what can I do for you?"
"To thank you for taking care of my parents, I give you this pill. It can cure hemorrhoids..." Yan Jiaojiao quickly changed the subject halfway through her words, "It can strengthen your body and increase your magic power. In short, it is beneficial and harmless."
"Thank you, Fairy, for the reward." The King of Hell took the pill carefully, feeling very excited.
It’s not easy. It’s the first time I receive such a valuable gift.
"Come on, come on, take it quickly." Yan Jiaojiao urged immediately.
"Yes" I still wanted to take the pill and brag about it everywhere, but now I have no chance.
As soon as it was swallowed, the whole body and mind changed immediately, and the body became full of energy.
System: [Host, you haven't washed your hair for two days. Wouldn't it be smelly if the King of Hell ate your hair? ]
Yan Jiaojiao: [If you don’t tell me and I don’t tell him, how would he know…]
King of Hell: No problem, I don’t mind. It’s good enough to have a reward, how dare I despise it.
After taking the pill, not only did the hemorrhoids heal, but after casting a few spells, I could clearly feel the sublimation of my magic power...
The King of Hell was very surprised and bowed to Yan Jiaojiao at a 90-degree angle: "My dear Fairy, I am sorry for the expense."
[It doesn’t cost a thing. It’s just a hair. 】
King of Hell: It is just a hair to you, but it is a treasure to me.
"Just send me here. I'll be back soon." The old King of Hell was too polite, making me feel embarrassed.
"My lady fairy, please go soon and come back soon. I am always waiting for your return." He bowed for the second time, and this time the flattery came from the heart.
Feng Jiaojiao nodded with satisfaction, then jumped up and flew away.
........
Heaven. Lingshan
The endless bamboo sea is filled with white mist, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the singing of birds...
Yan Jiaojiao came to the bamboo forest, listened to the singing of the spirit bird, an evil smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and then she flashed towards the direction where the spirit bird was singing.
The system was startled: [Host, aren't you going to see the master? Why are you walking in the opposite direction? ]
[Before that, this fairy has one more thing to do.] It’s been fifty years, and my hands are itching.
System: Judging from the host’s expression, I seriously suspect that she has bad intentions. I wonder who is going to be in trouble.
Running towards the depths of the dense forest, Yan Jiaojiao peeled off the mist and landed behind the spirit bird in a few seconds.
Spirit Bird: Why do I feel a chill on my back? I haven’t felt this way for a long time.
Suddenly looking back, nothing...
Strange, why do I feel weird today? .
The bird turned its head and gracefully shook its snow-white feathers. Each feather shone with a soft and mysterious light. As its wings trembled slightly, the white feathers fell like dancing snowflakes.
However, this did not affect the high-pitched and passionate singing of the spiritual bird at all.
The singing is clear and pleasant, like the light and beautiful gurgling of water in a mountain stream.
The system closed its eyes and listened in fascination. No wonder the host wanted to come here, it turned out that he liked this.
Why didn’t I notice that the host had this hobby before?
However, Yan Jiaojiao was not listening at this moment. Her eyes were bright and she approached the spirit bird stealthily. Then she rushed forward, grabbed the spirit bird's wings, and turned over to ride on it.
"Bai Ling, long time no see. Do you miss me, the fairy?" The voice was playful and cute.
The spirit bird screamed in fear when it was grabbed. It could no longer sing leisurely. It was frightened out of its soul.
"Little fairy, you're back after surviving the ordeal?" The spirit bird widened its eyes and turned its proud head to look at Yan Jiaojiao.
Now that this guy is back, this bird has no good days anymore. After fifty years of hard work, I have grown white feathers, but now they are gone in just a few days. Woo woo woo...
"This fairy is back. I will be able to accompany you every day from now on." As she said this, she did not forget to stroke a handful of the spirit bird's white fluffy feathers.
The spirit bird was speechless, but the key was that it couldn't refuse. If it refused, this guy would pluck its feathers.
"Yes, I can play happily with the little fairy again." Woo woo woo, what a joke! The master didn't say that this guy would come back today. If I had known, I would have gone back to the nest and had a good sleep.
System: It said so. When did the host start liking music? Is it coming back to pet its fur?
"I haven't seen you for fifty years. You are even more beautiful now. Look at your white feathers. They are so big and beautiful."
Spirit Bird: What do you mean by so big? If you can't speak, then don't speak.
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