When she was at her uncle's house, she didn't know whether she heard or read those weird and embarrassing books.
emmmm...
Bo Shuran thought that he must have heard it, after all, this kid didn't look like someone who could read.
And ever since her uncle went to Daliangshan, she noticed something was wrong.
Um.
It seems that this shrewd uncle of mine, when it comes to educating children, is a bit... well, it's hard to put into words...
For example, when they got together in the evening, her uncle suddenly had the idea of telling Zhuzhu a story, and then he turned the Grimm's fairy tales into daily palace fights in various countries.
He turned the good Cinderella into a series of magical stories in which the heroine outsmarts the foolish prince, seizes power, dominates the kingdom, and finally rules the world.
Especially when the illiterate little boy pointed at the words in the book and questioned whether that was the word his father said "Du Sha Lou".
She even leaned over to take a look. In the picture album, the prince was holding Cinderella's waist, kissing her, and saying, "I love you."
She and her cousin Bo Shiyu were just about to applaud Zhuzhu for being able to see all this, but what was the result?
Her uncle didn't know what he was thinking. He pointed at the words "I love you" and started to talk nonsense without changing his expression: "Look carefully, what else could these three words be if they weren't killed?"
The kid, who didn't know the words "I love you" and only knew the word "kill", stared with his big, blurry eyes and shook his head in confusion, clenching his paws honestly: "Zhuzhu...Zhuzhu is not a loser."
Then, her uncle raised an eyebrow and said, "Then you should concentrate on listening to Daddy telling you how to go from being an abandoned girl to a king bomb!"
The kid was still hesitant, pointing at the book and questioning: "Although Zhuzhu doesn't know this word, but, Zhuzhu knows these two words~"
She pointed at the last two words with her short claws: "That's not how you write 'kill', Zhuzhujilu~"
Um.
Since System 017 played subtitles to her and told her what the final fate of her villain father was and who killed him, the girl learned the word over and over again and remembered it very clearly.
After a pause, she tilted her head and pointed at the illustrated book, then asked in confusion, "And~"
"And you're going to kill a bastard for your sister Morimo, and you still want to kiss him?"
"Kissing can kill people? No, no... Kissing can't kill people?"
"Zhuzhu was kissing her sister for the past two days, and she didn't poop either~"
"Then why did Dad say this sister and this pot are killed?"
!!!
The kid realized it belatedly and widened his eyes, then covered his mouth with his hands.
Could it be that... hugging someone by the waist and kissing them can actually kill them?!?
The kid was shocked!!!
Seeing the little girl's outrageous misunderstanding, her uncle was still immersed in his own "battle of wits and blood and rain" drama and refused to extricate himself. He actually waved his hand and said perfunctorily: "Then you remembered it wrongly. Whatever Dad said these two words are, that's what they are."
"Don't question it, just continue listening to your father's story."
Then, the girl believed it and kowtowed reverently to her father on the spot.
Another time, she was doing her homework in a notebook, and the little one was inspired to learn how to write a diary.
At the beginning, the child didn't know how to write today's character. She taught her for five minutes and finally learned it. But when she turned around, her uncle who had just come in from outside rubbed the child's head and started to "make trouble": "Oh, my daughter has really grown up!"
“Even Jin can write now!”
"But...are you sure you wrote it correctly?"
"Why do I remember there was a dot here in this word?" He pointed at the word "今" with his slender finger.
The kid who took five minutes to learn still has some IQ left in his head.
Therefore, Jianjian tilted his head, which was both believing and doubting, and asked hesitantly: "Is Zundu fake?"
Her uncle didn't tell her whether it was true or false, but just scared the kid in a mysterious way and asked him to guess.
It was not until he had confused the kid (actually he had had enough fun fooling the kid) that he turned around and left with an air of "success and fame".
Only the spinning-eyed kid was left, clutching his head and howling in pain, "What the hell! Is there a dot or not? What the hell is wrong with Zhuzhu's head?"
"Wow wow wow!!!! Can someone tell me whether Jin Jin has dots or not?"
At that time, she thought that the family atmosphere of her uncle's family was quite good and they knew how to cooperate and have fun.
But now think about Bo Shiyu's eyebrows that were almost twisted to the sky, isn't that because he was happy?
Did he already know that his father was unreliable at that time?
Now, my always strict great-grandfather always says, "If you don't like going to school, then don't go. If you can't get into college, then spend money!"
The main purpose is to instill a strange educational idea that "money makes the world go round and money can make everything happen".
When Bo Shuran heard this, veins popped up on his forehead and his eyelids twitched.
This this this!!!
How can you educate your children like this???
It would be fine if he was just talking nonsense, but if he was serious about it, it's not impossible that this little guy is not smart and will follow the adults he admires and is close to with his fledgling mentality.
Damn it!!!
She needs to keep a closer eye on that little idiot!!!
I finally met a silly, cute, innocent baby in this life. Although according to the way this kid thinks, he will never be able to become a scheming bitch no matter how hard he tries, but we can't let them coax him into becoming an arrogant and domineering rich lady, right?
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