Um.
Naituanzi has always been a man of action, although he has a simple mind and underdeveloped limbs.
But this does not prevent her from carrying out her great cause of rule!
So after the two powerful adults in the family left, the kid immediately climbed onto the sofa with his little sword in his hand and chicken fork bones on his short legs, ready to give his "enthronement" speech.
But~
emmm...
Maybe because it was his first time ascending the throne, the boy was a little inexperienced and didn’t know how to gather the whole family.
He just stood on the sofa, excitedly holding the nonsense words he had written, staring with his stupid little eyes and yelling.
During this time, the chicken forkbone who joined its little master in the uprising was also very excited!!
So it kept calling "cluck, cluck, cluck".
One man and one chicken read out their speech of gratitude for ruling as if nothing was happening around them, and then they became the "ruler of the Pei family?"
He happily sat on the ground holding a big bowl and ate happily.
Servants came and went, but no one cared about her.
It wasn't because she really ruled the Pei family mansion that she could eat so unscrupulously, but because...
Bo Yanzhou and Pei Yuzhi had only been gone for a short time, less than a day, so this fat mushroom with no edges and corners couldn't possibly cause any trouble.
Oh... no...
Their little lady seemed to be standing on the sofa and yelling something just now?
have no idea...
Anyway, the little lady often jumps around with her teeth bared and wows...
On the other side, Chicken Forkbone squatted aside and watched his little thing eating, feeling so disappointed!
“Giggle! Giggle!!”
I'm not saying anything bad about you! You're the head of this family now, can you be a little more elegant when you eat?
You should learn from your biological father and godfather!
Look, you've stuffed your entire head into the bowl after eating. You don't look domineering at all.
Not at all daddy-like?
The baby paused while digging into the bowl of rice, and said with a bewildered look on his face, "But...but it should be Zhuzhu instead of Dad~"
Why is Daddy mad?
She is clearly in a state of excitement~
“Kuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!”
So you should learn! You should at least act like a master of the house, right?
Although...
She is not a wild boar!
Isn't her current debt just a domestic pig?
Um.
If you think so in your heart, you will say so.
But as soon as these words were spoken!
Chicken wishbone moment: “Σ(????)????
What is domestic pig or wild boar???
Does the little thing understand what it is saying?
Eliminate!!
This little idiot, after all, is a mushroom spirit who has cultivated into a human, so why is he even more confused than a chicken that hasn’t become a spirit yet?! ? ?
Chicken wishbone tired tired very tired.
Tired, tired, very tired...
The fat chicken sat down on the ground, swaying and sighing, its eyes as big as green beans full of helplessness.
Um.
Actually, it’s quite strange to say.
Chicken Fork Bone thinks that although he is a chicken with a brain and eyes as big as green beans, but!
It always thinks it is much smarter than this fat mushroom spirit! !
With coordinated limbs, it can spin 360 degrees in the air!
In terms of intelligence, it knows the difference between the owner and the domestic pig!
The head of the family is either like Pei Yuzhi, who has a smiling face and squinting eyes, or like Bo Yanzhou, who is calm and composed and looks not to be messed with.
Domestic pigs, on the other hand, have round heads, round feet, and round bellies like Bo Zhuzhu. They wake up from their beds every day just to eat!
Eat snacks after work!
Every time someone finally gives it a snack, this little stinky thing actually comes over with wide eyes and eats from its food bowl! ? ?
It was totally shocked at that time!!
He lowered his head to look at the rice in his bowl, then leaned over and stared at the baby in horror, his head tilted to the side.
You bastard! Look at me!
If it could speak human language, it would definitely ask: Fat rat mushroom, you are even stealing the chicken’s meal!? ?
oh.
This is just one of them.
Furthermore, the little guy seems to be very confident in his own messy brain, and he keeps talking about how smart he is.
But what is the reality? ?
Good boy, every day when he was sitting at his little desk doing his homework, he would hold his chicken breast with his chubby little paws and ask in his purring little voice, "What is five plus eight?"
"Mimi, what's five plus eight? Mimi~"
It said it didn't know, so she held its chicken breast and dangled it around.
If it had a mouth and could speak human language, it would definitely roar: "I am a chicken! How can a chicken do math!?"
Why...
It brings a tear of sorrow to my eyes...
I don't want to recall it, but... let's just say...
Following this little thing, when will it become famous?
If I follow her, I can make a name for myself. Bo Zhuzhu said it's not a big deal.
But current debt is more important.
After squatting in front of the time shuttle and eating a full meal and waiting for a long time but her daddy and dry daddy did not come out, the little one was in a playful mood.
Turn around and go
After searching front and back, left and right, up and down, the kid couldn't find the remote control. He started picking at the chicken breast, shaking it and asking intermittently, "Where's the remote control?"
"Have you found my remote control? Why is my remote control gone?"
Seeing half of the remote-controlled chicken fork bone sticking out of her butt pocket, she said: "............"
It's here to be a mourner, not to look after the children...
Are you kidding me?
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