During holidays, we always like to be together. Then, Zhuzhu will be happy and unhappy all day long.
I'm unhappy because every time a holiday comes, I always get angry earlier than a chicken fork bone.
She was happy because every time there were those insignificant festivals, her three meals a day would always have a significant improvement.
For example, on normal days, she could only eat two chicken legs a day at most, but during festivals, she could eat up to six chicken legs! !
Um.
Why can that 70cm gas tank be so rampant under the "control" of the big boss?
Fat Mushroom smiled and said, "Of course it's because I can control my dad!"
As for how to grasp...
This stems from a remark that Mr. Bo and Mr. Pei accidentally made during their chat and bickering: "What's wrong with having a big beard? A big beard is a blessing! You bald donkey have been comparing yourself to me since you were little. You can't beat me, so you envy me in your heart. You just don't want me to be blessed..."
Um.
At that time, Zhuzhu was squatting not far away with her eyes wide open, questioning Forkbone: "Don't make a fuss. The little fat chickens are crowing, why doesn't Forkbone crow?
The chicken fork bone was moistened and the chicken feathers were stroked, and the chicken was clucking and quibbling.
I am already a rich chicken, why should I get up early and crow?
It was as if she didn't understand why the woman who called her didn't find her great-grandfather.
Fat Mushroom also couldn't understand it. His chubby little face was full of disbelief, and he whimpered softly, "How can you be so stupid?"
The chicken wishbone gave her a chicken eye and made that stupid laugh that only chickens can make!
It goes "cluck cluck"!!!
Then "the rooster spreads its wings"!
His words were filled with three parts of ridicule, four parts of laughter, and the remaining three parts of confusion caused by being dazzled by wealth and fame. He said to her: Of course it’s because I’m a whore who has forgotten her roots, hahahahahahaha!!!
The arrogant clucking sound scared Fatty Zhu so much that his chubby body trembled. He couldn't stand steadily and fell to the ground with a "bang" with his eyes wide open in confusion.
And then.
Just at this moment, the loud and vigorous quarrel between Mr. Bo and Mr. Pei was heard in the living room.
And happened to enter Zhuzhu's little watermelon head that was temporarily vacant because of the chicken fork bone~
Zhuzhu remembered it inexplicably.
After refining it through baby language, the little guy directly extracted the key information!
Forget your roots
Being able to eat is a blessing~
Don’t you think you are blessed?
So that night.
When Zhuzhu was happily seduced by the little elf Du on the plate and dazzled by the mushroom eyes at the dinner table again, her father reminded her: "Why are you eating so much again? Your father has told you many times that if you eat too many mushrooms, you will get fat and have no neck."
For some reason, the thought of what Ji Ji heard Grandpa Du say when they were arguing popped up in Fat Mushroom's little head.
After refining it for a while, the can whimpered and said to her father: "What's wrong with being able to eat it? I'm so lucky to be able to eat it~"
Is it a blessing to be able to eat?
Bo Yanzhou thought about it and realized that it was something old people often said, so he didn't argue with her about it.
He raised his hand and put a few chopsticks of greens on the small plate in the jar: "Then eat more greens."
After a pause, the man glanced at his pig and reminded: "You swore an oath yourself." So you are not allowed to refuse to eat it.
But unexpectedly, the next second, the can stared at him with its stupid little eyes, and imitated what Chicken Forkbone had said before, and said to him: "I am a stupid mushroom~"
Bo Yanzhou: "???"
What the hell???
He raised his hand and took all the meat, pointing at the vegetables: "A good child must eat vegetables!"
Fat Mushroom: "Yes... Yes, I forgot my stupidity~"
Bo Yanzhou: "Even if you forget your roots, you can't eat too much meat!"
Fat Mushroom: "I'm so lucky to be able to eat it~"
"Daddy, don't you want Zhuzhu to be blessed?" Her round almond eyes were very innocent, staring at him eagerly, and she even took a bite of the chicken leg after saying this.
Bo Yanzhou, who just wanted his daughter and son to be blessed: "............"
He was choked to death, and although he remained expressionless on the surface, he was actually already thinking about how to fight this little thing with his wits and courage.
Um.
After this evolution, little Bo Zhuzhu seemed to feel that she had finally gotten the idea.
Finally "suppressed" the smart dad who had more than a hundred eyes~
Tuanzi is very proud!
All decent people have this expression, looking so proud.
So during the Lantern Festival dinner today, little Bo Zhuzhu was still very confident that she could still "suppress" her villain father so that she could take the opportunity to eat a little more~
However, unexpectedly, while the mantis was stalking the cicada, the oriole was unaware of the situation behind it.
As the saying goes, "Your dad is always your dad"!
In the last second, when Zhu's father was "finding fault", Pangzhu just skillfully said: "I am an ungrateful mushroom".
The next second, the CEO raised his hand and took out the specially synthesized video of "Zhuzhu swearing to eat vegetables".
He kindly handed it to the kid, then smiled and said, "cruelly and ruthlessly," "Remember it if you've forgotten. Your father has plenty of strength and means."
Um.
He wasn't worried that Zhuzhu would find out it was fake.
Because Bo Yanzhou knew that the only thing in his family that was smart enough to compete with him was when it came to eating.
As expected.
No one knows a daughter better than her father.
After reading it, Fat Mushroom blinked.
In a sluggish second...
Two seconds...
Three seconds later, the smart pig was fooled and became obedient.
He immediately lowered his head and ate obediently.
Yo.
This video is well composed!
His father/Uncle Bo, spent half a day tinkering with this thing yesterday?
Bo Shiyu and Pei Lianxi came over curiously to try to see the fake synthesized video that had successfully deceived Zhuzhu.
After reading the results, everyone was more silent than the other.
The corners of their mouths twitched, and they stared at each other, both seeing speechless eyes.
You want to ask why?
That's because...
In the synthesized video... there's an animated mushroom swearing with Zhuzhu's voice!!
Not a human being at all!!
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