Chapter 76 Everyone: Can’t Laugh
With one hand on her forehead and the other covering her chest, countless black lines appeared on Angeji's forehead. She closed her eyes and almost fell asleep.
This must be a nightmare. Someone please save her quickly and let her wake up from this damn nightmare!
Two Gojo Satoru, hahahahahahaha, two Gojo Satoru! ! !
The most terrifying thing in the world happened!
"Teacher!" Miwa Kasumi quickly supported An Utahime. Her teacher's face turned pale, as if she had seen something terrible.
Obviously, there is no such thing when facing cursed spirits!
"Hahahahaha, Diva, you're so lame!" Gojo Satoru, wearing a black eye mask, laughed.
"That's not good. It seems that I've only grown older over the years, but haven't made any progress in other aspects." Gojo Satoru, who was wearing round sunglasses, exclaimed in amazement.
[…Yamete, the miko teacher is so pitiful! 】
Kanda Kanon couldn't bear to watch it anymore. The taunting effect of the two Gojo Satoru together was so great that even she had a heart attack.
"How could this happen?" The principal of Leyan Temple was trembling with old bones, and his reaction was no less than that of An Geji.
Is this some kind of illusion? Is it the technique of the student next to you whom I have never seen before?
No, that's not right. The powerful cursed energy and the six eyes reveal the identities of the two people.
Even if it was an illusion, it was too real.
"Oh~" DK Wu turned his head and grinned, his naughty tone made people angry, "Isn't this the principal of Leyan Temple? I'm relieved to see that you are not dead yet."
“Hahahaha, don’t say that.” 28 Wu waved his hands, looking frivolous and asking for a beating. “If I get mad at him any more, he’ll die now. I don’t want to collect his body.”
"Damn brat!" Le Yansi Jiashen was so angry that his heart ached. The power of the two Gojo Satoru was too great.
The hunched old man slammed the floor tiles with his walking stick and roared, "Why is there beeping, beeping, beeping--"
At the same time, other students from Kyoto School finally came to their senses.
Everyone subconsciously asked about the appearance of the two Gojo Satoru.
“Beep, beep, beep—”
For a while, beeps were heard one after another and the scene was chaotic.
Due to the effect of the restraints, the two people who witnessed the travel from another time and space were unable to say anything related.
Kanda Kanon looked around with wide eyes, and her melodious voice was accompanied by the voices of men, women, young and old, which were all in unison and had a unique flavor.
[No, chorus is popular among bbox now! 】
Kanda Kanon was amazed.
[Look, there are not only differences between men and women, but also between high and low notes. What is professionalism? This is called professionalism! It seems that our Tokyo school still has a lot of work to do! 】
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" The two Gojo Satoru laughed loudly after hearing Kanda Kanon's inner voice.
At some point, they all picked up their phones and started recording videos, capturing everyone clearly.
This chorus cannot be buried, it needs to be passed down through the ages in the world of sorcery!
And Nobara Kugisaki was holding onto Yuji Itadori and laughing until she was out of breath. Even Megumi Fushiguro next to her was shaking her shoulders and trying hard to hold back her laughter.
Realizing that something was wrong, everyone in Kyoto School shut their mouths together. Each of them had a ferocious look on their face, but they dared not say anything.
I was afraid that what came out of my mouth would not be words, but babble.
"Pa pa pa pa!" Kanda Kanon applauded their performance with admiration, "It's wonderful, this is the style of high school students."
"Is this a program specially designed for our exchange meeting? From students to teachers to the principal, everyone has joined in." Kanda Kanon was touched. "I didn't expect you to attach so much importance to our Tokyo school. Welcome, welcome to you!"
"Why are you standing there? Clap your hands!" Kanda Kanon winked at the dazed people from Tokyo School.
DK Wu next to him was the first to applaud, holding the phone steadily in one hand and patting the arm holding the phone with the other hand, grinning at the same time.
The 28 Wus also followed suit, and the three of them applauded enthusiastically, which brought the others back to their senses.
"Puh, cough, cough!" Zenin Maki said with a distorted face, "Sister, I didn't expect you to have this kind of habit. Come on!"
After saying that, she shut up, fearing that if she said one more word she would burst out laughing again.
The other students from Tokyo School also tried to hold back their laughter and clapped while trembling.
The students from Kyoto School looked pale and had no strength left before the game even started.
I want to go home, I want to escape from the earth...
The two Gojo Satoru, who had finished recording the video with satisfaction, looked at each other and laughed.
Yes, yes, yes, that’s why they appeared together just because I wanted to see this.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao, who had come to his senses, put down his clapping hands and coughed lightly.
Almost being led astray, Ye Moth Zheng Dao put on a serious face and tried to pretend that nothing had happened.
but……
"Night moth..." The voice of the principal of Leyan Temple sounded faintly.
Ye Moth Zheng Dao turned his head away guiltily: "...I'm sorry."
"Can you explain it to me?"
Ye Moth Zheng Dao sighed: "As you can see, others can't convey any information."
Jia Shen of Yueyan Temple understood that this was a constraint, and it was a mandatory constraint.
No wonder such a big thing has not reached their ears yet. It is really a powerful constraint.
Silently, he just knew it and not voluntarily, but he still bound them without any sign.
This completely overturned their common sense, and Leyan Temple Jiashen's face looked extremely ugly.
This abnormality had never happened before. His cloudy eyes looked at the girl who was leading the applause. The girl, who was obviously from a prominent family, did not look like a sorcerer, but rather like a spoiled young lady.
He knew that this girl was a sorcerer brought by Gojo Satoru. It was said that her parents had passed away and she had no guardian, so she was raised in the Gojo family and had not appeared until now.
I never took it seriously before, but now it seems that this girl named Kanda Kanon is quite suspicious. There is a high probability that all the abnormalities today are related to her.
There are no fools among sorcerers. Some have different standpoints and put interests first. The stupid ones have all died long ago. What Yoshinobu Rakuganji could think of, others also hoped to think of.
"Is this your technique? It's really bad taste." Toudou Aoi walked out of the crowd and looked at Kanda Kanon with interest, "But even I didn't notice it, you are quite amazing."
A Hulk-like guy with pineapple-like hair stood in front of her. Although it looks a bit rough, it smells sweet, which is in sharp contrast to its rough appearance.
Clean and hygienic!
Favorability up!
"What do you mean?" Kanda Kanon pulled the sleeve of the white-haired boy next to her and blinked timidly.
She looks timid and fragile, as if she could be blown away by a gust of wind, like a fragile doll that inspires a desire to protect her.
Toudou Aoi was not fooled by her appearance.
Gojo Satoru is the pinnacle of all magicians and one of the very few people that Toudou Aoi admires. How could a strong man like him be attracted to an ordinary, weak girl?
"Just for the record, what's your ideal type?" Toudou Aoi's question stopped DK Satoru, who was about to stop him from getting closer.
The blue eyes under the sunglasses looked at the girl beside him.
"Of course it has to be a man who is tall, handsome, rich and strong!" Kanda Kanon answered shamelessly with her head held high.
stare--
Feeling someone's gaze, Kanda Kanon swallowed and quickly made amends.
"And he has to be the strongest sorcerer with white hair and blue eyes and unlimited spells!"
stare----
Someone's gaze was even more piercing.
Kanda Kanon continued with a cold sweat, "You have to wear round sunglasses!"
dk Wu raised the corner of his mouth and looked away with satisfaction.
Everyone looked at her, then at the white-haired boy next to her, and were speechless.
If not, just report the name and ID number directly. Is there any need to describe it?
"...Are you really dating Gojo Satoru?" Todou Aoi stared at her in admiration. This woman not only has vision and taste, but is also very powerful.
Countless noble ladies from aristocratic families have their eyes on Gojo Satoru, but he ignores everyone and seems like he is immune to love.
I didn't expect that he would end up falling into the hands of a teenage girl. It was really shocking.
"It's not Gojo Satoru." DK Satoru held her in his arms and said to Toudou Aoi with a half-smile, "It's me."
"Aren't you Gojo Satoru?" Todou Aoi was a little puzzled.
"Yeah." DK Wu responded as a matter of course.
"..." Toudou Aoi glanced at him, then looked at 28 Wu who was watching the show on the side, and narrowed his eyes thoughtfully, "I see."
Indeed, if you look closely, there are some differences between these two Gojo Satoru.
The Gojo Satoru wearing an eyepatch on the other side is more like the one we usually meet, while the Gojo Satoru in front of him wearing sunglasses looks more... immature, and his personality is a little more arrogant.
Like a younger Gojo Satoru... Although he has never seen it, his intuition tells him that this is the case, Todou Aoi thought.
“Why are there two Gojo Satoru? Clones? Hallucinations? What’s going on?” Angehime, who had finally recovered, ran over.
"Hmm?" 28 Wu grinned, "I won't tell you~"
Veins popped out on Angeji's forehead, and her hand pointing at him trembled constantly: "You bastard!!!"
“Alright, alright.” 28 Wu clapped his hands and waited until everyone’s eyes were focused on him before continuing, “The fun time of performing talents ends here. If we don’t hurry up, the exchange meeting won’t be held!”
"What are you still standing there for? Old man over there, hurry up and organize the students." Seeing that no one took any action, 28 Wu said to Leyan Temple Jiashen in an impatient tone.
Whose fault is it after all?
Everyone glared at the two Gojo Satoru.
The crowd dispersed and the students on both sides went to their respective waiting rooms. Kanda Kanon followed the two Gojo Satoru and walked towards the monitoring room.
"Come to think of it, why didn't I see Geto?" Kanda Kanon asked curiously.
The two looked at each other and smiled mysteriously.
"You'll know soon." DK Wu chuckled.
What shameful things are these two secretly planning? Tell me what can be done! 】Kanda Kanon complained in her heart.
[But... I'm a little looking forward to it!] 】
Thinking of the previous choir, Kanda Kanon rubbed her hands, and followed the two people into the room with anticipation and excitement.
As soon as the three of them showed up, everyone in the room looked over.
"I heard that something very exciting happened just now." Mingming curled her red lips and said slowly.
“Did you see it with a crow? Peeping is not advisable.” 28 Wu replied nonchalantly.
Mingming did not answer. He did see an interesting scene through the crow just now, but...
His closed eyes slightly opened, and he looked at the girl between the two Gojo Satoru inquiringly.
She hadn't expected the restraints to work even on her crows, it was amazing.
Mingming tried to manipulate the crows to leave written information, but naturally failed.
Of course, it's not just her. All the people who have been bound so far have racked their brains to find ways to pass on information after learning that the restraints are not fatal. Unfortunately, no one has been able to do so so far.
There were many seats in the monitoring room, but the three people who came in had to squeeze in front of one table.
And that’s not all…
"Here, here!" Kanda Kanon poked her head out from between the two of them and waved happily towards the door.
"...Woo." Cursed Spirit A placed the large bag in its mouth on the table.
Cursed spirit?
Leyan Temple Jiashen frowned tightly. Can this girl also control cursed spirits?
He doesn't look like an ordinary spell caster...
While everyone else had different thoughts, the atmosphere on Kanda Kanon's side was harmonious.
The bag contained a wide variety of snacks. Curse Spirit A was lying on the ground beside it, while Kanda Kanon was excitedly distributing snacks.
"Chips, biscuits, chocolate, cola!" Kanda Kanon happily distributed snacks to the two groups, muttering to herself, "Sure enough, you need snacks to watch TV."
……?
The others looked at each other.
"Indeed!" DK Wu had no psychological burden at all. He opened a bag of potato chips and started eating them with a crunch.
And 28 Wu happily opened a can of Coke: "You are so thoughtful~"
The arrogant look of the three people made Leyansi Jiashen and Yega Zhengmichi frown.
And An Utahime looked at them in disbelief.
"No, you guys..."
Are you really here to watch a movie?
Kanda Kanon poked her head out, looked at her with sparkling eyes and said, "Would you like to eat, Miko-sensei?"
As she said that she handed over a box of pocky.
"...No, I." An Utahime had no ill feelings towards this beautiful girl. She just felt that she was led astray by Gojo Satoru.
"Teacher, don't you like strawberry flavored food?" Kanda Kanon showed a lonely puppy expression, and her watery eyes made An Utahime feel guilty.
"No... Well, then I won't be polite." Angeji finally compromised. No one could be hard-hearted towards the poor little dog.
Moreover, this child is super polite! How come this cute child was targeted by a scumbag?
An Utahi took a bite of pocky and felt pity.
"You seem to like her very much." DK Wu smiled meaningfully, "You even shared your favorite cookies with her, even though you didn't give any to me."
Kanda Kanon smiled and took out another box of strawberry-flavored pocky from the bag.
"How could I not give it to you? You are my most beloved baby." She took out one and handed it to his mouth in a flattering manner.
The corny words were spoken without any hesitation, but they sounded so beautiful and real coming out of her mouth.
The tricks used to deceive people became the most beautiful love words when used on her.
No matter how many times he watched it, 28 Wu was always in a daze. He couldn't see any trace of acting at all, and he couldn't guess whether what she said was true or a lie.
but……
"Ah!" DK Wu opened his mouth happily, and sweet love bubbles appeared all over his body.
...He didn't care at all and was very easy to coax.
Drinking the Coke in his hand, 28 Wu complained silently.
Is Gojo Satoru someone who is easy to deal with? Really…
"Teacher Gojo, do you want to eat?" Kanda Kanon asked with blinking eyes.
“…Eat!” 28 Wu unceremoniously crushed one and stuffed it into his mouth.
Mm, the strawberry flavor is indeed delicious! Ignoring the dissatisfaction of the white-haired boy next to him, 28 Wu commented with satisfaction.
With 28 Wu's broadcast exchange meeting, the group battle kicked off.
Kanda Kanon was eating something in her mouth but stopped talking. She just stared at the movements on the screen.
[I don't know if the cursed spirits and curse masters will come to attack, but even if not, the principal of Kyoto School seems to have released a first-level cursed spirit. 】
[The old man also wants the students to kill Hisahito, but according to the plot, with Aoi Todou around, he shouldn't let them go. 】
Hearing this, 28 Wu, who was standing next to him, glanced at Leyanji Jiashen.
Unlike DK Wu, he knew very little information about the future, and this was the first time he had heard of it.
However, none of the crows that were monitoring the situation were around Yuji Itadori, so they naturally could not see the current situation.
But the good news is that Aoi Todou has never appeared. Kanda Kanon thought that the two of them must have met, and she felt relieved.
[Oh, I don’t know what these people’s plans are, and they don’t even tell me. It’s so annoying! 】
Kanda Kanon is just like following a TV drama, she is both nervous and excited about the future developments.
"boom--"
The large patch of red flame on the wall made the three people who were eating pause.
"...Oh." DK Wu raised the corner of his mouth.
"What's going on?" An Geji stood up instantly with biscuit crumbs hanging from the corners of her mouth.
All the televisions connected to the crows' vision went black, and everyone was shocked.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous~" 28 Wu slowly stood up and said to the people behind him, "You go inside to protect the students."
Seeing his confident attitude, Ye Mo Zheng Dao frowned.
"What about you?" Ye Mo Zhengdao asked in a deep voice.
“Hehe~ I’ll be there in a moment!” 28 Wu waved his fingers.
Kanda Kanon looked left and right, and finally her heart was at ease.
"What about me?" she asked expectantly.
"Well... do you want to go on an adventure with me?" DK Wu pointed his thumb towards the door.
Kanda Kanon nodded vigorously: "Yes!"
The girl did not hesitate at all. In the past, she would never intervene in such dangerous moments, but since Gojo Satoru said they could go together, she believed him.
Kanda Kanon was convinced that this person would never put himself in danger.
On the other side——
After being attacked by Hanamikaze, Megumi Fushiguro and others ran to the river and reunited with Yuji Itadori and Aoi Todou.
Just when everyone was on high alert, several dangerous auras made their hearts sink.
"Damn it, there's more than one cursed spirit!" Fushiguro Megumi growled with an unpleasant expression, "And this aura..."
Zenin Maki wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and looked warily into the depths of the woods.
"Interesting..." Unlike his arrogant appearance, Toudou Aoi was actually very calm in his heart.
With this kind of pressure, the strength of the approaching cursed spirits is all above level one, maybe... there are even special levels!
"What's going on?" Hanamikaze stopped attacking after sensing the strange cursed power.
Hearing this, everyone else looked surprised.
According to what this cursed spirit said, could it be that the cursed spirits that came over are not in the same group with it?
"Have I disturbed you?" A gentle and polite voice came from far away, and in the tense atmosphere of everyone, a figure appeared first.
The man was wearing a familiar uniform. He was tall and strong, with a bun with a fringe on his forehead and a pair of black earrings on his earlobes.
His smiling face looked like a smiling Buddha, but he was surrounded by powerful cursed spirits, which suddenly made his temperament dark and obscure.
Everyone present was very familiar with this person.
"Suyu...Jie?" Both humans and cursed spirits called out to the newcomer in surprise.
Xia Youjie smiled deeply and waved to them: "Hey, hello~"
"Why are you here..." Hua Yu's mind was in a mess.
Didn't Xia Youjie say that it was inappropriate to appear in front of people related to the High School? Why is he here again?
They didn't even tell Him when He came, which scared the cursed spirits.
Geto Suguru did not respond, but just waved his hand and let the cursed spirits go to the side of Yuji Itadori and the others.
"Let them go with you to protect the others, and leave this to me." Xia Yujie said to them.
Megumi Fushiguro nodded solemnly and turned away without hesitation.
They had no way of defeating this special-grade beast, and were just a drag here.
"Let's go, Toudou!" Yuji Itadori also called Toudou Aoi to prepare to leave.
Aoi Todou's memory of Geto Suguru still remains at the One Hundred Demons Night Parade incident. Although she doesn't understand what's going on, Geto Suguru is obviously on their side, and Tokyo Gaku also looks like she knows everything.
Thinking of this, Toudou Aoi did not hesitate and followed the pace of others.
"…What do you mean?" Hua Yu began to feel something was wrong.
Xia Yujie smiled lightly and did not explain. When he raised his hand, a black crack appeared behind him, and the cursed power surged, revealing the cursed spirit inside.
When Hua Yu saw the two special-grade cursed spirits appear, he was completely dumbfounded.
"...Louhu?" Hua Yu whispered to the cursed spirit that came out first.
"And..." Then, the appearance of the second one made Hua Yu fall into self-doubt.
He looked down at his body, then looked up at the cursed spirit opposite him.
?
Hua Yu's brain is about to explode.
"I'll leave the cursed spirits on the other side to you two. Louhu and..." Xiayou Jie raised the corner of his mouth maliciously, "Hana Yu."
That’s right, the cursed spirits released by Geto Suguru were exactly the two people he had subdued in the past, Louhu and Hanami.
Although it was in the past, it was only ten years ago. For them that have been around for a long time, their strength is not that different.
However, Hua Yu in this world could no longer laugh.
Are you Hua Yu? Then who am I?
【Author’s words】
After finishing the coding, I saw that it was such a fat chapter, hehehe [three-color cat head]
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