Chapter 83: The Day After (End)
The reason why Kanda Kanon doesn't drink can be traced back to the day of her wedding with Gojo Satoru.
"You know, people who get drunk easily even get drunk when they kiss someone who's drunk."
Putting down the wine glass, Xia Yujie crossed his hands under his chin, frowned and said seriously.
...What kind of lewd and vicious words is this person saying in a serious manner! An Geji was greatly shocked.
But the others at the table looked on in agreement.
"Before this, I didn't know such a thing would happen. There are really all kinds of birds in the forest. I've learned a lot." Jiaru Nitro lit a cigarette and puffed out the smoke with emotion.
Ieiri Shoko's words made An Utahime even more curious about what made them like this.
"But if we were to say what the most special thing about the wedding was, it would have to be..." Huihara Yu nodded in agreement, but stopped talking halfway through.
But everyone except An Utahime nodded in understanding.
"Indeed, that was probably the only wedding of its kind in the world." Nanami Kento sighed.
"So——what's going on? Tell me quickly!!!" An Utahime's shouting attracted the attention of the students nearby.
But everyone just remained silent, and no one answered An Geji's question.
"Wedding? Don't blame them for not answering you, it's because they can't say." Kanda Kanon leaned over and said to An Utahime.
The others nodded at the same time.
"Hahahahahahaha, if you want to hear the chorus, you can let them speak." Gojo Satoru said with a smile, enjoying the fun.
chorus? An Utahime and the students looked confused.
[Speaking of the chorus, it is really sad. The rare footage of the Kyoto school chorus that I recorded with great difficulty disappeared when I returned to this world. 】
The concept of restraint is outrageous. When he returned to this world, all the images of the other world in Gojo Satoru's phone had disappeared without a trace.
Although she brought the smartphone back, it froze for unknown reasons and the screen went black, and she couldn't open it. However, the old phone she had kept worked normally.
That’s too bad. Kanda Kanon was really shocked at that time. It’s bad enough that she can’t access the Internet, but isn’t it too much to not even be allowed to use it?
"Ah..." An Geji sighed. If she aroused other people's curiosity and just ignored it, she would suffer retribution.
"Since you're so curious, why don't I show you the photo album!" At some point, Kanda Kanon came back with a stack of albums, each of which was thick and filled with many photos.
An Geji's eyes lit up and she picked up a book at random and started flipping through it. The students also took a few books out of curiosity and started reading.
"This is..." The more he looked at An Geji's expression, the stranger it seemed. She glanced at the people next to her, then buried her head in the photo album and looked at it carefully.
It wasn't until she saw one of the pictures that An Utahime's eyes widened instantly.
"No, there's no need to put this kind of photos in the album!" Her face flushed, and An Geji glared at the two of them in shame and anger.
"Oh~ so sweet!" Gojo Satoru leaned over to take a look and gave a thumbs up in affirmation.
【This photo...】
Kanda Kanon seemed to remember something and swallowed.
This photo was taken when she was drunk and caught Gojo Satoru kissing her in a daze. In public, she French kissed him for a full minute, until she ran out of breath and then let go.
Gojo Satoru was so dazed after being kissed that his mouth was covered with lipstick marks, and even his hairstyle that he had specially done with hairspray was a little messy.
And a few photos taken by Mr. Geto Suguru nailed her to the pillar of shame.
But this is not the only reason why Kanda Kanon will never drink again. More importantly...
Because of this kiss, she got Gojo Satoru 'drunk'. It's so funny. Kanda Kanon never expected this to happen.
But you know what, Gojo Satoru was actually very quiet when he was drunk, and he followed her like a big clingy cat.
In fact, up to this point, Kanda Kanon felt fine, until the moment she returned to the house in the dead of night.
The nightlife that still scares Kanda Kanon began.
Gojo Satoru's movements were more forceful than before. He licked her silently from head to toe, like a wild beast enjoying its prey.
He was like a cold-blooded tyrant, torturing her over and over again until dawn, when his scent was all over her body.
From then on, Kanda Kanon vowed never to drink again. Gojo Satoru after drinking was like a conscious madman, which was terrible.
"Then why don't you not kiss him after drinking?" When Geto Suguru realized that she stopped drinking because she didn't want to get Gojo Satoru drunk, he discovered his blind spot.
"…What are you talking about? Stop talking." Kanda Kanon tried hard to pretend to be a gentleman.
[Who can resist kissing her husband on the mouth? 】
I can’t do it when I’m sober, and I can’t do it when I’m drunk!
…
Xia Youjie covered his ears. He really didn't want to hear such things. It was so corny that he got goosebumps.
"Oh! Is this Mr. Haibara?" Yuta Otsutsuka's voice brought everyone back to their memories.
"So young. Why did Haibara have a mushroom head before? So funny." Yuji Itadori said with emotion, "Nanami looks so young too."
"The mushroom head is not bad either!" Huihara Yu ran over to argue, but when he saw the photo, he smacked his lips with nostalgia.
"I really miss it. My wedding was so lively that day!" Huiyuan Xiong puffed out his chest complacently, "I finally won over Geta-senpai and became the master of ceremonies!"
"We beat Mr. Geto!!" The students were extremely surprised and couldn't understand why Geto, a top-grade sorcerer, lost.
After graduating, Haibara Yu did not stay in the technical high school to teach, but chose to become a sorcerer based in Tokyo school, just like Nanami Kento.
After years of hard work, Haibara Yu became a first-class sorcerer like Nanami Kento.
But Geto Suguru is a special grade. Although there is only one grade difference, there is a world of difference.
Huiyuan Xiong put his hands on his waist and sighed: "That was a difficult duel..."
The students pricked up their ears and listened attentively.
"…In the end, after a psychological battle, we successfully won two games!" Huihara Yu passionately recounted the victory of that year.
"...So, the winner is decided by rock-paper-scissors." Zenin Maki concluded expressionlessly.
"Yeah! I didn't expect that Senior Getsuyu would be so weak at rock-paper-scissors!" Haibara Yu proudly raised his big smile, but he looked a little bit stupid.
"Ha." Xia Youjie sneered, his eyes full of fighting spirit, "I won't lose next time."
"So, when are you planning to hold another wedding?" Xia Youjie turned his head and said to Gojo Satoru who was watching the fun.
"……Hello!"
Everyone quickly flipped through several photo albums and listened to the stories of what happened at the wedding told by eyewitnesses. Both the listeners and the storytellers were still not satisfied.
It was not until Angeji turned to the last page and saw the only photo that she widened her eyes in surprise again.
"What is this, what is this!" An Geji's exclamation made everyone come over.
"Hmm...masquerade?" Yuji Itadori scratched his head, "Is this photo placed in the wrong place?"
"No, that's right." Kanda Kanon shook her head. "This is a group photo from the wedding. It's super rare."
"Group photo?" But the more she looked at An Utahime, the weirder her expression became. "...Isn't this number of people a bit off?"
I heard before that only the friends present here were invited to Kanda Kanon's wedding.
but……
It seems like the characters in this photo have doubled!
"These are my friends. They couldn't show up for various reasons, so it took a lot of effort to take this photo!" Kanda Kanon said with emotion.
Ieiri Nozomi took a puff of cigarette. The reason why she could not forget this wedding for a long time was reflected in this photo.
The people in the photos are dressed in strange shapes, like cosplayers on the streets on Halloween. There are all kinds of images, but the common feature is that they cover their original selves tightly, making it impossible to tell who is who.
Of course, what Ieiri Glass couldn’t forget was not the cosplay, but…
I saw another self, that was my future self, and it was more than just myself.
It was unbelievable. When she saw two Gojo Satoru and two Nanami Kento at the wedding, her jaw dropped.
There were also current students present at the wedding.
It was only then that Ieiri Shoko knew what kind of technique Kanda Kanon possessed.
This is also the reason why they did not invite other people. Although there is a restriction that no one can tell the information, they also don't want Kanda Kanon's technique to be known to everyone.
Due to the restrictions of the ceremony, this lively wedding could not leave a picture of everyone.
Kanda Kanon's clever little head came up with a good idea.
She placed the useless tablecloth over 28 Wu's head, covering most of his body so that it was impossible to tell who he was, and pressed the shutter button again.
This time, the photo of 28 Satoru covered with a white tablecloth was retained.
Kanda Kanon seemed to be thinking about something.
Kanda Kanon slammed the table and stood up.
"Put on your makeup, everyone!"
Thus, a large group photo in which no human figures could be seen was born.
"...So the two ice and fire people in front are the teacher and the master's wife?" Otsukotsu Yuta was shocked.
In the front row of the group photo, two people, one in red and one in blue, one tall and one short, one big and one small, were grinning happily.
"That's right, isn't it amazing? It took me a lot of effort to remove my makeup afterwards!" Gojo Satoru rubbed his chin, very satisfied with his fiery red look.
I can only say that the person who suggested taking photos before drinking was right. They looked so crazy even without drinking. I dare not imagine what these people would become if they drank too much.
...This wedding was really lively. The students looked at each other, and only An Geji was laughing loudly.
"Hahahahahahahahaha Gojo, you deserve this day!" Pointing at Ultraman in the photo, Iori Utahime laughed at Gojo Satoru madly.
"…I already said that the red matchstick is me!"
"Hahahahahahahaha what the hell is Ultraman!" the students laughed loudly.
"Hmm?" An Geji suddenly turned her head and looked carefully with wide eyes.
“……”Kanda Kanon was the only one who couldn’t laugh.
[Who would have thought that Gojo-sensei would remember those nonsense for so long. 】
"What do you want to cosplay, teacher?"
"Well... Ultraman is all right! Actually, I am an alien from the M78 Nebula. Do you believe in light? Now I will transform and prove it to you!"
"Are you making fun of me?"
“…How could that be~”
[Then don’t be silent, you bastard! 】
Late at night, Geto Suguru returned to the high school with a group of little chickens, while An Utahime took Naoko Ieiri, Yuu Haihara and Kento Nanami out for a drink.
It was late at night and only Kanda Kanon and Gojo Satoru were left in the villa.
"It's quite fun to get together in the villa occasionally!" Falling on the bed, Kanda Kanon buried her face in the pillow and rubbed it hard.
The bed beside him sank a little, and a familiar scent of perfume lingered at his nose. Gojo Satoru also lay down.
"Oh, I don't want that." Gojo Satoru stuck to her side and raised his voice like a JK, "I want to spend time alone with you."
"A spoiled brat..."
"Don't you like it?"
"like!"
She gave him a kiss and Kanda Kanon chuckled.
"Then..." Gojo Satoru picked up a black eye mask from the side and waved it in front of her eyes, "How about doing something you like more?"
Kanda Kanon blushed but nodded honestly.
Then……
Her eyes went dark.
"…Is this right?" Kanda Kanon, wearing a black eye mask, asked a soul-searching question.
"Didn't you say you wanted an eyepatch?" Gojo Satoru's innocent voice made people angry.
Kanda Kanon suddenly felt something was wrong and struggled, but Gojo Satoru grabbed her ankle and pulled her under him.
Holding her two wrists with one hand, Gojo Satoru smiled meaningfully.
"Then I'm welcome~"
[…I will never believe this big liar again!] 】
But soon, she no longer had the heart to think about it.
【Author’s words】
This story comes to an end for now, and the next one to appear is 275!
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