Chapter 307 Our Love Is a Waste of Life
Before everyone could recover from the earth-shattering "DJ opening," Huali on stage had already sung the first line, directly cutting into the climax of the chorus:
"Three, two, one!"
"Our relationship is a terrible waste of life—it's truly devastating!"
"Precious time wasted ~ mind completely empty ~ this self-destruction ~"
"My inner world must never be corroded into scrap metal!!!"
Ao Bai suddenly covered his eyes with his front paws.
I dared not open my eyes, hoping it was just my imagination!
From the very first note, everyone in Yunshang Yinyu, both on and off stage, was captivated.
The mortals, cultivators, and sect leaders in the audience were all as if they had been collectively frozen in place.
Even the judges on the panel had faces filled with pure, incomprehensible shock and bewilderment.
They had seen ethereal music and graceful sword dances, but had they ever seen anything like this... this... such a pure sonic output that seemed to lift the skull?
On stage, Huali was completely in character.
Just kidding! She spent a fortune on this! She hired a musician specifically to create her own exclusive DJ rock version.
You can't catch a wolf without risking your cub; that's exactly the effect of everyone looking completely bewildered!
Huali held a microphone in one hand and pointed towards the audience with the other, "It's not your fault, it's not my fault, being together is a mistake~ Oh yeah yeah yeah~ yeah~"
"I tried to change things, but to no avail. How long can I keep going?"
The talisman register on Fu Yan's lap suddenly slipped off, and his newly firm Dao heart was hit by an unprecedented shock.
After a brief moment of surprise, Wen Tingyun's smile deepened.
Li Yuan... For the first time, Li Yuan lost control of his gloomy expression.
Needless to say, Zhan Li's eyes were wide open like saucers.
Huali glanced at the group, winked at her own people, and then waved her hand dismissively:
"Hey guys in the back, let me see your hands!"
The ear-piercing sound was deafening!
Whether it's a wild typhoon or energetic music, they violently impact everyone's perception!
Only a small fraction of the audience were awakened to their rock and roll spirit. The vast majority remained in a state of profound confusion.
I only half understood the lyrics, but the performance style was absolutely unprecedented.
But...but!!
They looked at the few powerful figures in the best viewing seats, whose cultivation was so high that they could hardly be seen in normal times. Their faces were also astonished, just like theirs. Suddenly, they felt incredibly relieved!
The success of the big shots is heartbreaking for them, but their bewilderment is absolutely delightful!
Compared to them, they're not bad at all!
Then, in an eerie silence, some people began to raise their hands, just like Karin.
Once one case is infected, two will follow; the speed of transmission is like that of onychomycosis (fungal nail infection), where one person infects two others.
Just as everyone was getting into the swing of things, a young couple in the audience were caught in a relationship crisis.
The male cultivator's face turned green as he heard the repeated, hoarse shouts on stage that "love is a serious waste." He gripped his Daoist partner, whom he had pursued for three hundred years, tightly, and cried out in a panic, "Baby, this is definitely an evil cultivator!"
"We won't listen to those bewitching spells, sweetheart, let's go, let's go!!!"
The young girl beside him flung his hand away, her eyes completely captivated by the fiery figure on stage. She waved her arms and retorted excitedly, "You're the evil cultivator! Your whole family are evil cultivators! If you say another word, we're breaking up!"
The male cultivator was struck dumb, as if by lightning.
Some people sing for money, some people sing for their lives!
Huali sings without regard for money or her life, directly breaking up several couples!
As the male cultivator cried and begged her to stay, unable to do so, he tearfully opened the official website to give her a bad review, Huali had already built up the atmosphere to a fever pitch!
She had never forgotten about health supplements, and now she even felt that it was worth developing further!
So she jumped around even more energetically, shouting, "Comrades! If we're not talking about love, what are we talking about?!"
"Let's talk about success!"
To the beat of the drums, she waved her arms, shouting, "To succeed! First, go crazy! Charge forward without hesitation!"
"Our love is a serious matter concerning life and death."
After repeated brainwashing, the crowd exclaimed: "What a waste!!!"
Karin: "What are we rushing to do? Answer me loudly!"
"Cultivation!"
Why cultivate?
"Ascension!!"
Why ascend to immortality?
"To become the strongest in this world!!"
"Wuhu~" Huali whistled excitedly.
Lian Zhuo's fingers, which had been twisting the prayer beads, had completely stopped.
Even the well-traveled Luo Chuan and Yan Xi lost control of their expressions.
Wen Jin's body was taut and straight beneath his dark robes, while Chen Yu's crossed arms posture completely fell apart!
Could it be... that their repeated declarations of affection drove him... insane?
Huali had no idea what the others were thinking; she only knew that this round was in the bag!
Based on her vote count during the auditions, advancing wasn't a problem at all. So for her, the important thing wasn't her ranking, but rather trending on social media! It was the buzz!
With Singles' Day fast approaching, what are you waiting for if you don't go all out now!
Huali, with her keen eyes and ears, not only sings but also acts as a security guard, shouting, "Hey, kid over there, take the popsicle out of your mouth, it's dangerous!"
The little boy, whose name was called, clung tightly to his mother's neck, gazing curiously at the figure on the stage, tilting his head: "Didn't Mother say before that the fairies and immortals in the cultivation world are all high above, speaking softly, and walking with a fragrant breeze?"
She pointed her little finger at the stage, "But...I think this lady in red, although she sings worse than our donkey, looks so amazing...so fun!"
The woman holding her paused slightly, then chuckled, "Just as the moon has its phases, so too do people have a thousand different temperaments."
"It's great that you think this sister is so vibrant and lively. If you can learn a bit from her fearlessness and carefree attitude, that would be wonderful."
"What's your sister's name?"
"Rosewood".
"Karin!!!" Equally excited was Karin's biggest fan leader—Banner Guy.
The banner guy's effeminate and handsome face was full of uncontrollable longing. Seeing that the song on stage was about to end, he immediately stood in front of the mirror held up by his underlings and tidied his already meticulous appearance.
"Quick! See if there's anything wrong with me?"
Your humble servant respectfully replied, "Young master, your elegance is unparalleled and impeccable!"
Have you prepared everything I asked you to?
"It's all prepared, young master; these are all top-tier treasures."
"Okay!" Banner Brother took a deep breath and solemnly took the huge bouquet of various spirit stones from his younger brother's hand. The bouquet was wrapped in an extremely exaggerated way.
Taking a step forward, they walked joyfully toward the figure in red on the stage!
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