◎Two-in-one◎
The staff member pressed the remote control and the spoon started to turn. Lu Ge and others watched the spoon turn a few times and then slowly slow down and stop. The spoon stopped in front of Xiao Chuchu, and the handle of the spoon stopped in front of Chi Ling.
Seeing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. At least they were not so nervous at the beginning.
Xiao Chuchu placed her fingers together on her chin, shaking her head from side to side in a classic Uighur dance move. "Lingling, am I beautiful?"
Chi Ling watched her movements, his face froze for a second before he replied, his expression unchanged, "Yes."
"You have good taste," Xiao Chuchu smiled and winked at her.
"But Chuchu," Chi Ling pondered for a second, a look of confusion on her face as she continued, "Your dancing style is very similar to mine."
"Huh?" Xiao Chuchu was confused for a moment after hearing this. What did it mean?
"Hahaha," Xiao Long couldn't help but burst out laughing, patting her shoulder gently. "Well, sister, when you move, you really do look like a robot. If you didn't know better, you'd think someone had snapped your head together. It looks like something out of a horror movie."
"Haha," Xiao Chuchu turned to look at her brother and smiled, "Brother, you're very good at Chinese. Your metaphors are very accurate."
Xiao Long felt his sister's death gaze and his unbridled laughter faded. "It's alright, it's alright."
[Hh, Lingbao's expression was dull. Ah, there are actually people in the world who dance like a god like me. No, Lingbao, you can actually dance pretty well.]
[Brother Xiao is really ruthless when it comes to insulting his sister. Chu Chu: I can't keep this brother anymore. Let's destroy him.]
Then the next round began, and after each round, everyone's seats were adjusted.
Perhaps Xiao Chuchu had too much resentment towards her brother, the spoon suddenly stopped in front of Xiao Chuchu and Xiao Long.
Xiao Chuchu looked at the spoon facing her and no longer cared about her image as a female celebrity. She laughed and clapped her thighs.
The excitement made Xiao Long's face twitch, and he quickly begged for mercy, "Sister, dear sister, please be gentle with your words and save some face for me."
"No problem, no problem," Xiao Chuchu said like a villain, touching her chin with her hand and glancing at Xiao Long, "Brother, it's an honor to wet the bed at the age of six, right?"
"Hahahaha," everyone at the scene was blown away by this sentence, and after a while they couldn't help laughing.
"Hehe, Brother Long, it's okay, it's okay. A real man never looks back at the past," Lu Ge smiled and gave Xiao Long a loving look.
Xiao Long's face turned pale and blue, and he looked at him speechlessly. You can put away your smile and speak again. Turning to look at Xiao Chuchu with resentment, he covered his face under the gazes of everyone, "You really are my sister."
"Hehe," Xiao Chuchu stuck out his tongue, and seeing his brother was about to pick up the beer to drink, he said quietly, "Brother, that's five dollars. We have earned one hundred and fifty dollars today. Five dollars is enough to chop five pieces of firewood." As he spoke, he casually showed his palm.
Xiao Long's hand holding the bottle of wine paused, completely defeated by her. He closed his eyes and replied with a fearless attitude: "Yes."
"Hahaha," everyone laughed again.
"Ahem," Xiao Chuchu stopped their laughter after making her brother laugh and explained, "Actually, my mom dragged my brother to watch 'The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village,' so he had a nightmare and got scared."
Just as he finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by. Everyone may have recalled the famous horror movie in their heads, and they inexplicably felt a chill all over their bodies.
"Chu Chu, behind me," a hoarse voice like frosted paper sounded at this time. This voice seemed abrupt and weird in this quiet environment.
"Ah," when a person is frightened, being called suddenly is like a ghost calling you. Xiao Chuchu inexplicably felt a chill on her back, screamed, hugged her head and curled up into a ball, "Brother, what, what's behind me?"
"Hahahaha," Lu Ge's annoying voice rang out.
"No, nothing, he was just trying to scare you," Xiao Long rolled his eyes at Lu Ge, moved his hands, and felt itchy.
"Lu Ge," Xiao Chuchu looked up and glared at him with sinister eyes, "You're looking for death."
“Pah.”
"Ah, it hurts," Lu Ge touched his arm and grimaced, "Sister, can you remind me next time you do something?"
Lin Chaojin calmly withdrew her hand and glanced at him indifferently, "Isn't that childish?"
"Ahem, I'm sorry," Lu Ge was scolded by his sister. He deeply realized his mistake and apologized to Xiao Chuchu quickly.
"Hmph," Xiao Chuchu rolled her eyes at him, then turned to look at Lin Chaojin with a smile on her face, "Sister Chaojin still loves me."
"After all, you don't deserve a beating," Lin Chaojin agreed with a raised lip.
陆·幼稚·欠揍·戈默默地抱紧自己，看着她俩姐妹情深的样子，瘪了瘪嘴，呵。
[Haha, Lu Ge is being naughty again. He deserves to be beaten for scaring a girl like that.]
[Sister Chaojin is so powerful, she beat us well, look how scared our Chu Bao is.]
[Um, that interaction just now, am I the only one who got the feeling that Chu Chu and Ge Ye are both naive and silly? Hah, and based on their IQ, they can form a silly beauty couple.]
[Sister, don't go. I'm hooked too. Isn't it said that you only tease someone if you like them? And two idiot beauties and whatnot, that's awesome!]
When fans from both sides saw that the situation was not good, they posted in the barrage:
[Take Chu Bao away, no appointment, the beautiful lady is single now, thank you. Chu Bao is just close to Sister Chao Jin.]
[Take Master Ge away, no appointment. This kid is just naughty, and I've already taught him a lesson. I apologize again for scaring Chuchu.]
[No, no, don't get off topic. This is a family variety show, not a dating show.]
Then, the spoon continued to turn. This time, the spoon stopped in front of Yan Sinuo and Lu Ge. The spoon head stopped in front of Yan Sinuo, and the spoon handle pointed at Lu Ge.
Seeing this scene, fans of both teams in front of the camera rolled their eyes at each other, speechless. How unlucky they were! How could they be rivals?
Yan Sinuo's eyes lit up when he saw this, and he was eager to find a question to embarrass Lu Ge.
Yan Ru glanced at him and gave him a look. She didn't quite agree with bringing this kind of calculation to the stage. If he wasn't careful, he would be the one who would suffer.
However, Yan Sinuo seemed not to notice and ignored her hint.
Yan Ruo lowered her head and curled her lips, "Idiot."
Lu Ge leaned leisurely on the chair, crossed his arms across his chest, raised his eyelids and glanced at Yan Sinuo nonchalantly, with his chin slightly raised, looking like, "Ask me whatever you want, I don't care."
[Ahhh, Master Ge is back. His arrogant look is so handsome. I’m not afraid of him anymore.]
[My youth is back. Seeing him being such a goofball in front of his sister on this variety show, I almost forgot he's actually called "Ye" in the industry.]
[Brother, no, Master Ge, please weld this image to your body.]
Seeing him like this, Yan Sinuo gritted his teeth in hatred, looked up at him, and said, "Lu Ge, you don't deserve the title of top star."
Lu Ge pulled the corners of his mouth, put on a wicked smile, picked up a bottle of beer with one hand, opened it with his index finger, whistled, "I'm all solid," and raised his head, his Adam's apple sliding up and down, and threw the empty beer bottle in the direction of Yan Sinuo with a "clang".
Yan Sinuo was so scared that he leaned to the side.
Lu Ge casually wiped his wine-stained lips, raised his eyes and said nonchalantly: "Sorry, the trash can is over there."
Yan Sinuo glanced at the trash can not far behind him, into which he had thrown the wine bottle steadily. His face was bruised and pale, his chest heaving. He turned and stared at him, angrily saying, "You did it on purpose."
Lu Ge tilted his head and said innocently, "But you're the only one with a trash can behind you. Who told you to keep it company?"
"You," Yan Sinuo was so angry that he couldn't speak. What did he mean, saying that he was trash?
[Em… Actually, the trash can is really over there, so it’s okay to throw away the trash there.]
[Yeah, let me tell you, Master Ge's skills are really good! And the way he drinks, his Adam's apple, the way he wipes the wine stains, that kind of nonchalantness is enough to kill me.]
[Fans are really good at lying. Lu Ge clearly did it on purpose. Silent! The bottle could have been left on the table. He was targeting Yan Sinuo.]
[Hehe, don't go ahead. I don't know what you said. What's going on? You still want to give me face? If you're jealous of our Master Ge, just say it.]
Fans from both groups started arguing in the comments, and then a large yellow V comment floated by prominently: [Am I the only one who thinks Lu Ge’s opening line actually meant “Am I hard all over~”]
…
[Sister, it’s not that bad. We really don’t need to do that. Just find something to wear.]
While Yan Sinuo was still angry, Lu Ge finished a bottle of beer, turned around and immediately smiled widely, and said to Lin Chaojin in a flattering manner: "Sister, we can still afford five dollars, right?" As he spoke, he blinked like a Husky, and if he stuck out his tongue, he would look even more like one.
"It's okay, I will record all your debts in the notebook," Lin Chaojin said softly.
"Oh, you really are my sister."
"Same here."
[What a real man in three seconds~]
Then he continued to turn the spoon, and finally the spoon stopped in front of Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge, with the spoon head pointing to Lu Ge and the spoon handle pointing to Lin Chaojin.
"Oh," Lu Ge's eyes lit up, "What kind of miracle is this? I'm the one asking my sister." Then he turned to look at Lin Chaojin and said, "Sister, don't do anything when I ask you something."
Lin Chaojin leaned her hands on the table with her chin resting on them. She raised her eyelids and glanced at him lightly without saying anything.
Lu Ge, however, felt an inexplicable pressure and moved back. His eyes rolled around as he said, "Sister, am I your dearest brother in your heart?" He formed a flower with his hands and placed them on his chin, "Isn't it, isn't it?"
After that, everyone else folded their arms in a bit of a smug manner and shook off the goose bumps on their bodies.
Xiao Chuchu glanced at Lu Ge with disdain, "Ugh, please don't spoil Sister Jinjin's appetite."
"Oh, a good man doesn't fight with a woman." Lu Ge glanced at her, "You are just jealous of my good relationship with my sister. Give up, you can't win me over."
"I, I'm jealous," Xiao Chuchu pointed at herself, her face furious, and retorted, "I don't need to be jealous. In Sister Jinjin's heart, I'm more adorable. I'm her dearest sister."
The two glared at each other, then turned to look at Lin Chaojin and asked in unison:
"Sister, who are you talking about?"
"Sister Jinjin, who do you think it is?"
Chi Huai sat aside and watched the two jealous people fighting for attention, then looked at the woman who picked up the beer, opened it and took a sip.
Lin Chaojin raised his head, took a sip, and said calmly, "The beer is delicious."
Chi Huai frowned and lowered his head, with an obscure look in his eyes. He really knows how to keep things balanced.
"My sister is giving you face."
"Sister Jinjin is being kind and doesn't want you to cry about the truth."
Lu Ge and Xiao Chuchu glared at each other and spoke rudely.
When others saw how childish these two were, they twitched their lips and thought, "Is it really that serious?"
[Haha, why are you still shipping this couple? They're just kindergarten kids vying for attention.]
[Miss: Oh no, the fish pond almost exploded, but as long as I remain silent and don't express my opinion, my fish pond will still be there.]
Then the spoon turntable continued to turn, and the spoon head stopped in the direction of Yan Ru, while the spoon handle pointed in the direction of Chi Huai.
Everyone who saw this didn't care much and looked at the two of them with dull interest.
Yan Ru looked up at Chi Huai with a gentle smile on her face. She spoke in a gentle tone, "Well, the question I asked may be a little offensive. Is it okay to ask this?"
After hearing this, Xiao Chuchu and Lu Ge's eyes lit up, like four blinding light bulbs, circling around Yan Ruochihuai. What's going on? Is there something fishy going on?
Chi Huai frowned, without looking at her, and said coldly: "Whatever."
"Okay." Yan Ruo didn't meet his gaze, her expression unchanged, and continued in a gentle voice: "Excuse me, do you have someone you like?"
"Swish," Xiao Chuchu picked up a piece of watermelon and handed it to Chi Ling, then picked up another piece for herself, looked at Chi Ling, and her eyes conveyed, "Eat it, there's your brother's watermelon to eat."
Chi Ling was stuffed with a piece of watermelon. She looked at the watermelon and then at her brother. She felt that her brother was exuding cold air and was not in a very good mood.
Lin Chaojin reached out and took a strawberry from the fruit bowl and pinched it between her fingertips. Her white and tender fingers reflected on the red strawberry, inexplicably carrying a sense of temptation.
Chi Huai took a quick look and said in a calm voice, "Yes."
He didn't care at all how big a bombshell his words were.
Chi Ling almost dropped the melon in her hand and looked at her brother strangely. When did her heartless and desireless brother suddenly become so stubborn?
Although Yan Ru got the answer, her expression was not necessarily good. She had just been staring at Chi Huai, so she naturally noticed that his gaze shifted for a moment.
Yan Ru looked up in that direction and saw Lin Chaojin, who was picking strawberries from the fruit plate with her face supported by her hands, with her fingers clenched into fists under the table.
"Oh, sure, buddy," Lu Ge asked Chi Huai curiously, with a look of delight. "Who do you like? I can't tell. I thought there was no love in e-sports."
"Why should I answer you?" Chi Huai glanced at him and replied lightly.
"Okay," Lu Ge said angrily, "wait for my turn in the next round, and don't let me catch you."
Chi Huai curled the corners of his mouth and didn't care at all.
[!!! Huai Shen really has someone he likes! Ah, I'm heartbroken, brother, Ge Ye is right, there should be no love in e-sports, pout.]
Who, which woman stole my brother's heart? Come on, other sisters, sing with me, the water of West Lake is all my tears~
[But, it's strange for a girl like Yan Ru to ask a boy this question. And the look on her face when she looks at Huai Shen, you know, does she like Chi Huai? Is there really nothing going on between these two?]
[Forget about the previous one. From beginning to end, our Huai Shen's expression towards her was normal, and he didn't even look at her. Given his personality, if there really was something wrong, it would definitely not be like that. I've already said it, so what else is there to be afraid of?]
[I agree with the previous one. Chi Huai should be fine with her, but as for Yan Ruo, well, I don’t know.]
While the audience was wondering, the turntable activity continued. Lu Ge stared at it intently, rubbing his hands, "Turn to me, turn to me," and then as he kept muttering, the spoon stopped in front of Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai.
The head of the spoon pointed at Chi Huai, and the handle pointed at Lin Chaojin.
"Hey," Lu Ge sighed, seeing that it was nothing to worry about, and picked up a bottle of beer, "Why are they the two? They are so boring."
"Yes," Xiao Chuchu nodded in agreement and continued to pick up another piece of watermelon to eat. The two of them were both cold and indifferent. It was obvious that they were asking some polite questions, which was boring.
Chi Huai leaned back in his chair, crossed his arms, raised his eyes, looked at the person opposite him with narrow eyes and said, "Do you have someone you like?"
"Puff," Lu Ge almost spit out the beer in his mouth, and looked at the two of them with wide eyes.
The melon in Xiao Chuchu's hand shook and almost fell to the ground.
Chi Ling was originally supporting himself with his hands, his head was hazy, his hand slipped, and his chin almost hit the table.
[! ! !]
The person being asked was the calmest. Lin Chaojin picked up a bottle of beer, opened it, tilted his head back and drank it. "That's it."
Chi Huai glanced at the beer she had finished, pursed his lips, looked away, and said nothing more.
Lu Ge put the unfinished beer on the table, thought of something, and slapped his head, "Brother, do you also want to experience what it feels like to ask others this question?"
Chi Huai glanced at him and said nothing.
The more Lu Ge spoke, the more he felt it was right. He glanced at his sister again and continued, "And my sister doesn't need to answer. I can answer for her. How could she possibly have someone she likes? This is more unbelievable than pie falling from the sky."
"Yes," Xiao Chuchu agreed very much, "A beauty like Sister Chaojin wouldn't be easily tempted."
"Come on, next round."
Then everyone watched as the spoon continued to stay in front of Chi Huai and Lin Chaojin.
Chi Huai looked straight at her and asked, "Will you feel guilty for abandoning others?"
"Yes," this time Lin Chaojin spoke lightly with his chin supported by his hands.
Chi Huai's eyebrows moved.
The others were confused by this question. Lu Ge slapped his head and looked at his sister and said, "Sister, are you remembering the time when you forgot me at school in the second year of junior high school? I ran home in the heavy rain that day. Humph, you still have some conscience."
Lin Chaojin glanced at him, then looked away without answering him.
"Hey, sister, don't feel guilty. I am magnanimous and forgive you," Lu Ge waved his hand magnanimously.
Chi Ling's gaze moved between her brother and sister Chao Jin, her eyes moving slightly.
Yan Ru looked at the two of them, her face stiff.
Then the spoon seemed to have malfunctioned and stopped in front of Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai again, with the spoon head stopping in front of Lin Chaojin.
"Are you still upset about being abandoned?" Lin Chaojin looked at him with her peach blossom eyes.
Chi Huai paused, reached out and picked up a bottle of beer from the table, opened it, and drank it.
Everyone looked at the two of them, their eyes shifting, and the atmosphere became increasingly weird.
Lu Ge scratched his head and said, "No, what are you talking about? I don't understand."
Xiao Chuchu shook her dizzy head and agreed, "I don't understand either." Can't you just be more straightforward?
The others looked at the two of them with indescribable expressions. Could it be said that they were really a little bit stupid sometimes?
Then, another round of spinning disks, Lu Ge once again watched the spoon pointing towards Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai. He said in disbelief, "No, Director, did you do something to the spoon? Why does it always point towards my sister and Brother Huai?"
"Haha," Director Zhang said expressionlessly. Thank you, he wasn't that free.
Lu Ge didn't believe it and reached out to the staff, "I don't believe it, let me try it."
After receiving the instructions, the staff handed the remote control to Lu Ge. Lu Ge reached out to take it, looked at it in his hand, and said, "Let me try it," and pressed the remote control.
The spoon turned a few times and finally stopped in front of Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai again, with the spoon head pointing to Chi Huai and the spoon handle pointing to Lin Chaojin.
Chi Huai placed his hands on the table and knocked on it slowly. He looked directly at Lin Chaojin with his narrow eyes and asked in a calm voice, "Excuse me, Miss Lin, will you ever return to me?"
"Swish", except for Lu Ge who was still studying the remote control, and Xiao Chuchu who was happily eating watermelon, everyone else looked at the two of them with ambiguous expressions.
Yan Sinuo looked at Lu Ge as if he was mentally retarded. Lu Ge caught his gaze and looked at him speechlessly, "What are you doing?" He didn't provoke him, did he?
"Idiot," Yan Sinuo retracted his gaze and said softly.
Lin Chaojin was picking and choosing in the fruit bowl. When she heard his question, she looked up at him and said, "Yes."
Chi Huai withdrew his gaze, lowered his head slightly, and pulled the corners of his mouth.
Chi Ling glanced at her brother who was no longer giving off a cold air and raised her eyebrows.
When Lu Ge heard this question, he looked at his sister suspiciously and said, "When will you ever go back to your ex? Besides, what good is going back to your ex?"
Lin Chaojin pushed his head away and said, "Shut up."
"Tsk," Lu Ge pursed his lips and touched his chin. This was not normal, too abnormal.
Yan Sinuo glanced at him and said, "Ha, you idiot."
The barrage exploded at this time.
No, sisters, what's going on between these two? These questions are so ambiguous, and every word is loaded with meaning.
[I'm at a loss. If my Chinese reading comprehension wasn't as low as Lu Ge's, I'd bet my head on what these two have.]
[Master Ge was shot by an arrow. Don't be so insulting. But the child still hasn't recovered from it.]
[Listen, abandon, go back to the grass, what does this mean? Don't bully us because we have never been in a relationship.]
[Please, can't you just admit it openly? Stop playing dumb! And are we watching a dating show?]
Some audience members also came out to speak.
[Maybe they're just playing a game. I've seen more explicit issues on other variety shows, so let's not over-interpret it.]
[……hehe. ]
Xiaomi, who watched the entire live broadcast, excitedly posted the video she recorded on Weibo.
@林朝衿池淮are together today: Hey sisters, happy Chinese New Year! The CP I'm a fan of isn't just about sugar, it's about their marriage certificate! Listening to these questions, I suspect they definitely had a relationship. Ahhh, but it seems the eldest lady abandoned Huai Shen, and Huai Shen, this man, eagerly pursued her. Absolutely amazing, the tsundere eldest lady and the loyal dog in love, hah, even better. But the eldest lady didn't say she was dead. She said she would go back to her ex, back to her ex! Listen, and Huai Shen smiled when he heard that. Don't try to hide it from me, I was watching with an 8x scope!
[Sister, I'm so excited too, ahhh! They're fine, I'm really banging my head against the wall!]
[Ahhh, please, lock them up, Miss, please come back to me, this man's love is definitely of high quality.]
[Hh, we are following the leader's lead and returning to the good old days.]
The author has something to say:
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2022-06-18 23:15:53 and 2022-06-19 23:58:39~
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Lin Shu 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Fully Automatic Qimu Undead Motorcycle; 10 bottles of Chengchun Mushen; 9 bottles of a certain Pipi Qiuya; 5 bottles of Chouchou and Pineapple Candy; 1 bottle each of Yiren, Mingjin, Yanxi, Lulu, Ziyouzai, and Mujin Nianhua;
Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com