◎Lu·Life is hopeless·Ge◎
"Now let's start the first level, 'Cooperation to Eat Blindfolded Food'." The big brother in black ignored Lu Ge's wailing and went straight to the process, then asked the staff on the side to bring up the necessary props.
There were only a few blindfolds and fishing rods inside, but the hooks were removed and a macaron was tied to one end of the fishing line.
"The rules of this game are that one person is blindfolded and carries another person on their back. The person being carried then needs to use a fishing rod to catch food and feed it to the blindfolded person's mouth. Note that you can only control the fishing rod and cannot directly take the food with your hands. The group that takes the least time in the end wins." The man in black read out the rules expressionlessly.
"Heh, so Director Zhang is testing our stamina now?" Lu Ge raised an eyebrow. "And does this game test have anything to do with the final dance?"
"Director Zhang explained: A qualified dancer needs to have enough physical strength to lift up your dance partner. The above is the explanation." The big brother in black explained to Lu Ge as if reading a script.
Lu Ge choked up after hearing this. "Okay, your production team still knows how to make up stories."
"If there are no other questions, you can start the game after you decide who will carry you and who will lead you." The big brother in black said to the others.
The teams of Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai and Chi Ling and Li Zhiyuan were fine, with two boys carrying the bags. However, the teams of Li Yifan and Lu Ge had a disagreement.
"If you don't carry me on your back, can you carry me on your back?" Xiao Long asked sincerely without any discrimination on his face.
Li Yifan compared the two men's physiques and felt depressed. If he was asked to carry Xiao Long, he might fail at any minute. He could only nod with a sad face. There were so many groups, and he was the only boy being carried on the back. It made him feel awkward just thinking about it.
"What? I didn't hear you clearly. You said you would carry me?" Lu Ge pointed at himself in disbelief and looked at Xiao Chuchu in shock.
"Yes, what's the problem?" Xiao Chuchu didn't look like she was joking, and nodded seriously.
"That's a big problem. How can you carry me with your small arms and legs? I'm 1.83 meters tall and weigh about 80 kilograms, which is almost twice as much as you." Lu Ge gestured at herself, wishing there was a scale on the scene to show her how much she weighed.
"It's okay, I can still carry you even if you carry an extra twenty kilograms." Xiao Chuchu patted her chest and assured him confidently.
Seeing that she was serious, Lu Ge's expression was about to crack. He scratched his head helplessly and turned to Xiao Long for help. "No, Brother Xiao, please persuade your sister. I'm afraid that I will crush her."
Xiao Long glanced at Lu Ge with a sullen face, and his expression was not very friendly.
Lu Ge received his gaze, touched the back of his neck, and looked at him under pressure. After all, the most important thing now was to dispel Xiao Chuchu's idea.
Xiao Long withdrew his gaze from him and turned to Xiao Chuchu. Just as he was about to speak, he also felt that Chuchu was joking. Carrying a grown man on her back was no joke.
Xiao Chuchu obviously knew what her brother would say, and said softly, "Chop wood."
These two words instantly made Xiao Long's face freeze, and he swallowed back the words he wanted to persuade. He immediately remembered the tragic contrast between himself and his sister chopping firewood in the second episode.
Xiao Long spread his hands to Lu Ge, indicating that he could do nothing to help.
Lu Ge pursed his lips and turned to look at Lin Chaojin and the others, trying to get them to persuade Xiao Chuchu.
Lin Chaojin was originally watching them argue, but when she noticed Lu Ge's gaze, she said in a light voice, "How about you two play rock-paper-scissors and see what happens."
"Okay." Xiao Chuchu's eyes lit up and she nodded in agreement.
But Lu Ge didn't get any support, his face was depressed, and he didn't really want to play rock-paper-scissors.
"Why do you think Chuchu can't carry you? Then I can still pin you down and beat you up." Lin Chaojin crossed her arms and glanced at him indifferently.
When Lu Ge heard his words, he immediately remembered the days when he was beaten without any resistance. He shook himself and compromised with Xiao Chuchu: "Okay."
[Haha, Ge Songsong suffered a ruthless attack from his own sister.]
[Don't tell me, judging by Xiao Chuchu's firewood chopping results, I think it's easier for Chuchu to carry Master Ge, you dog head.]
[Rock, paper, scissors, are you sure Ge Songsong, this stinky guy, can win?]
[Haha, the prophet in front is stabbed. Master Ge is going to be furious when he sees this.]
However, this time the God of Luck did not come down to earth to favor Lu Ge, and his reputation for bad hands remained unchanged.
Lu Ge watched his scissors being instantly defeated by the opponent's rock, and said again without giving up: "Let's play again, two out of three."
"Okay." Xiao Chuchu shrugged indifferently and followed his lead.
However, after a few more games, Lu Ge still lost every game.
"Alright, let's get started." Lin Chaojin ruthlessly suppressed Lu Ge's request for another round and said lightly, "If that's the case, we'll just watch you lose at rock-paper-scissors all night."
Lu Ge could only give up with a sad face.
"Those two groups will start together. The two groups that draw lots first and draw black lots at the same time will start first." The big brother in black directed the staff to bring up a box and let them draw lots one by one.
In the end, the two groups of Lin Chaojin, Chi Huai, Chi Ling, and Li Zhiyuan drew black tickets and started first, while the other four people, including Lu Ge, drew white tickets. Before the start, Lin Chaojin and the other eight people changed out of their formal wear for easier movement and into sportswear.
After the preparations were completed, the staff handed over the blindfolds. When it came to Lin Chaojin's group, Chi Huai did not extend his hand, but just signaled Lin Chaojin with his eyes.
Lin Chaojin glanced at him and took the blindfold in her hand, while Chi Huai lowered his head obediently and let her help him put on the blindfold.
After putting it on, Chi Huai raised the corners of his mouth and opened his thin lips slightly, "Thank you."
"Humph, you bastard." Seeing him like this, Lu Ge, who was standing outside the field, said angrily, "Brother, do you have no hands or feet?"
Chi Huai, who had gotten the upper hand, didn't bother to pay attention to his incompetent rage. He stood next to Lin Chaojin with a happy expression on his face.
This look made Lu Ge even more angry.
"You are just helpless and furious." Li Yifan said coldly as he stood beside Lu Ge.
"It's mutual. It's better than you being just a younger brother." Lu Ge retorted mercilessly.
"you."
Soon the two elementary school kids started arguing.
"alright."
The siblings Xiao Chuchu and Xiao Long each held one of them to separate them.
"Can you be quiet? How childish." Xiao Chuchu looked at the two of them speechlessly.
"Hmph." Lu Ge and Li Yifan glared at each other with disgust and then looked away.
Chi Ling had no intention of taking the blindfold, so Li Zhiyuan had to put it on himself.
[Hh, the comparison of wearing an eye mask is really the difference between an old married couple and a flirtatious young couple?]
[Haha, maybe. Now our reserved couple is used to this kind of sweetness. Maybe next time they can give us a kissing scene on the spot, dog head.]
[In the previous scene, maybe Director Zhang could secretly install a camera in their bedroom so we can see that sinister and cunning smile.]
Director Zhang's expression became numb when he saw these comments, and he snorted in his heart, haha, is he such an unscrupulous and shameless director?
After Chi Huai and Li Zhiyuan put on their blindfolds, Lin Chaojin and Chi Ling took them to a soft cushion respectively, and then they each took a fishing rod with macarons hanging on it.
"Come up." Chi Huai half squatted down and spoke to Lin Chaojin.
"Okay." Lin Chaojin lay on Chi Huai's back naturally without any hesitation. Then Chi Huai put his arms around her legs and lifted her up on his back. Lin Chaojin put one hand around his neck and held the fishing rod in the other.
After he stood up straight, Lin Chaojin rested her chin on the side of his shoulder and said, "Am I heavy?" Her voice softened unconsciously.
Chi Huai only felt a hot breath brushing against his ears, making them feel hot. He couldn't help but tighten his hands, "It's not heavy."
"Oh." Lin Chaojin curled the corners of his lips, raised his chin, and tested the fishing rod.
When Chi Ling was carried by Li Zhiyuan, his hands and feet were a little stiff. He just put one hand on his back and his eyelids were closed.
"Hmm." Li Zhiyuan chuckled and said, "Relax a little, don't you want to win?" His voice was gentle and seductive.
When Chi Ling heard his words, her eyes became serious, "I do." The embarrassment immediately dissipated, and she reached out to put her arms around his neck to steady herself.
Feeling her movements, Li Zhiyuan's mouth corners curled up slightly under the blindfold.
"Okay, get ready for the competition. Countdown three, two, one." Seeing that both groups were ready, the host in black assigned a staff timing dog to each group and announced the start.
As the voice fell, the two groups took action without any error.
Lin Chaojin placed her hand on Chi Huai, fixed the fishing rod in a position close to Chi Huai's lips, and then stopped moving, directing him to move, "a little forward, yes, a little to the left..."
Chi Huai also followed her instructions with complete trust. Apparently, their strategy was effective. Although the macaron was shaking, it was gradually approaching Chi Huai's mouth.
Chi Ling was a little flustered at the beginning and lost his composure several times.
"It's okay, don't worry, we'll take it slow." Li Zhiyuan spoke softly to comfort her, without a trace of impatience on his face.
Seeing his calm expression, Chi Ling also calmed down and gradually found the trick, which was to let the macaron stay near his mouth and then direct his movements.
[These two groups work well together, and this strategy is correct.]
[Both men followed the girls' instructions obediently. They were absolutely unequivocal in their every word and action.]
In the end, because both groups cooperated well, the total time was only about one minute and a few seconds.
The time for the group of Lin Chaojin and Chi Huai was one minute and three seconds, 1.5 seconds ahead of the group of Chi Ling and Li Zhiyuan.
After the two groups came down, the next two groups to take the stage were Lu Ge and Xiao Chuchu and Xiao Long and Li Yifan.
Lu Ge watched Xiao Chuchu take the blindfold and put it on swiftly. He couldn't help but ask again, "Are you sure you can really carry me?"
"It's installed, no problem." Xiao Chuchu obviously couldn't understand his melancholy mood, half squatted down and urged: "Come up quickly."
When Lu Ge heard her words, his face twitched and he could only gesture how to go up. He was so hesitant that he didn't know where to start.
"What a hassle." Xiao Chuchu waited for a while but saw no movement from behind. She couldn't help but reach back and hold Lu Ge's legs, then pushed him to her back and carried him on her back cleanly and neatly.
"Damn." Lu Ge was caught off guard by her sneak attack. When he came to his senses, he was already on her back. For a moment, Lu Ge was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do, and his face suddenly became as red as a monkey's butt.
Lu Ge felt that this grown man was really being carried on the back of a little girl, in front of thousands of spectators, and he closed his eyes with a sense of despair.
Li Yifan was also hesitant and wanted to discuss with Xiao Long how to carry him, but Xiao Long just half squatted down and then unexpectedly picked him up on his back. It was really a "pick up" and the movement was very easy and natural.
Within two seconds, Li Yifan came to his senses and the driver was already on his back. Needless to say, if there was anything that surprised Li Yifan, it was that the weather at high altitude was really fresh, haha.
While Lu Ge was still feeling awkward, he met the eyes of Li Yifan, who was also being carried on his back not far away. The air was filled with awkwardness and shame for both of them. Then they looked at each other with disgust in unison and looked away.
[Haha, this is hilarious! Are these two people's shyness really not the shyness of a young bride getting married?]
[It felt like they were both so embarrassed they wanted to find a hole to crawl into. They were truly in the same boat.]
[Am I the only one who's amazed at Chuchu's strength?! She's a 5'8" tall man, and yet she carries him on her back with ease.]
[I'm also shocked. Is this still the same soft girl Chuchu? It's definitely not the King Kong Barbie, dog head.]
The big brother in black saw that both groups were ready and began to count down, "Three, two, one, the game begins."
As soon as she heard the announcement of the game starting, Xiao Chuchu reminded Lu Ge, "The game has started, hurry up."
"Yeah." Lu Ge responded. He knew the game had begun, and now he wanted it to end sooner than she did.
Lu Ge just put his hand on Xiao Chuchu, and then used the fishing rod to direct the macaron to move.
"Hey, no, put your hands around my neck and move your body's center of gravity forward. I'm almost exhausted if you move your center of gravity backward like this." Xiao Chuchu carried Lu Ge on her back and felt that there was almost a fist between his and her back. She rolled her eyes under the blindfold. Is now the time to pay attention to this?
After hearing her words, Lu Ge glanced at her and saw a thin layer of sweat on her ears. It was obvious that she was not very relaxed. He immediately felt guilty and did not care about anything else. He put his other hand around her neck and said, "Okay, watch me."
Li Yifan was like a big guy carrying a small one on his back. Xiao Long looked relaxed. Feeling the distance between Li Yifan and his back, he couldn't help but shake him, "Brother, why are you still acting so shy like a girl? We are both men, so I'll carry you. Look, Lu Ge is still being carried by a girl."
After hearing what he said, Li Yifan looked at Lu Ge who was twisting his body on his back not far away, and thought that at least he was more comfortable than Lu Ge. He was no longer embarrassed, shifted his center of gravity forward, and directed the fishing rod to compete seriously.
"Where's the macaron?" Xiao Chuchu followed Lu Ge's instructions, but the macaron seemed to have an electric motor and kept shaking, always running away from Xiao Chuchu's mouth. "Lu Ge, can't you keep your hands steady?"
"Hey, go right, not left. No, are you sure you can tell the difference between left and right?" Lu Ge, who was lying on his back, saw that Xiao Chuchu was moving in the opposite direction of his command, and couldn't help but speak out.
"Isn't it because you didn't explain it clearly?" Xiao Chuchu said unconvinced.
"Oh, I didn't explain it clearly. I think you have a problem understanding it."
"Who said that? It was obviously you."
"Goodbye, it's you."
…
For a moment, Lu Ge and Xiao Chuchu couldn't help but argue.
Lin Chaojin and the staff outside the venue looked at the two of them bickering like elementary school kids with a bit of amusement.
Even the audience in front of the screen looked confused and numb.
[This is so annoying. These two are just like you, Lu Ge and Xiao Chuchu. They can start quarreling anytime and anywhere.]
[Haha, you guys probably forgot you're still in the competition.]
[Lu Ge and Xiao Chuchu: What's a competition? Even if there's a competition today, we must fight it out to see who wins.]
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