◎My sister is awesome◎
Lu Ge dutifully held an umbrella for his sister, fanning her with one hand. "This damn weather is too hot," he said, glancing around. It was deserted. "Who would think of coming to an amusement park on such a hot day? There are so few people around. What kind of fun is that?"
"The director was thinking about you, worried that you would be surrounded by those enthusiastic fans," Lin Chaojin paused and continued, "Yes, surrounded."
When Lu Ge thought about the scenes of fans picking him up at the airport, and how he always had a hard time escaping, he shuddered and said, "Forget it, the director arranged it really well."
After saying that, she looked at the camera, thought of something, and said to the camera with a serious face: "I don't dislike you, but girls should be reserved, understand. Tsk, every time I feel like I've entered the Spider Cave," she muttered the last sentence in a low voice.
The brother holding the camera's hand shook, and after hearing this sentence, the barrage of comments suddenly increased.
[Ah, but Master Ge, you are the clouds in the sky, the April breeze, the sweet dream of midsummer. Our pigeons' love for you is incomparable. (No, I usually write this paragraph with passion on Weibo, but now I am so embarrassed that I am picking my feet.)]
As soon as this barrage of comments came out, the screen was blank for a few seconds before people started to send out barrages one after another.
[The one in front, we pigeons don’t like this, hahh, even Ge Ye would shake his head when he sees the dog.]
[Haha, Master Ge even advised us to be reserved. What does being reserved mean? There are handsome guys, okay? And don’t think we didn’t hear the last sentence, Tang Sanzang’s flesh is so tempting~]
[I think the eldest lady paused for a second because she was afraid we would tear 'Master Ge apart.' I just want to say, sister, you are absolutely right. Your sister-in-law is here.]
[The one who is shameless in front, I will call you sister-in-law first.]
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Lin Chaojin walked to a shooting stall and saw the owner sitting leisurely on a chair, browsing his phone.
"Sis, you're not going to shoot balloons for prizes, are you? Even if we win, we won't be able to use them," Lu Ge tugged at Lin Chaojin's sleeve, moving closer and lowering his voice. "Besides, I heard their guns are improved, so they're impossible to hit."
"Hey, what are you talking about, young man?" The boss, who was obviously very sharp-eared, heard what he said, exited the video, and immediately quit. "I run a conscientious business here. I'm honest and fair, and I don't play those tricks."
"Ahem," Lu Ge blushed suddenly when he was caught saying bad things about someone behind their back.
[Heh, honey, don't you think about your loud voice? We heard your whispers.]
[To be honest, I've played this kind of balloon shooting game before, and it's really not that easy to hit.]
[Miss, are you planning to make money from this? No, even if you win the prize, what can you do with it?]
"Boss, let me grab it." Lin Chaojin handed over the ten-dollar bill.
"Okay," the boss, who was not a stingy person when opening a business, took the money and handed her a toy gun. "There are only nine bullets. Shoot them all. Now, the big bear is yours," he pointed to the bear not far away.
The teddy bear looked to be half the height of Lin Chaojin, and was smiling innocently at the moment. Lu Ge also bared his teeth at the bear.
[Ah, this question asks which one is stupider, Xiong or Ge Songsong.]
[Sisters, need I say anything? Of course it's the bear... that man who ran away with the pot lid on his head.]
Lin Chaojin retreated to the area outside the red line.
Lu Ge followed her and said, "This is too far, it must be fifteen meters."
"By the way," the boss stood aside with his phone, "this has a time limit. You have to finish it within five minutes."
"You still say you are not a profiteer," Lu Ge rolled his eyes at him, "and that balloon is too small, not even as big as my palm. No, and you said there were only nine bullets, but there were ten balloons. That's not enough," Lu Ge pointed at the balloon and questioned.
"Hey," the boss said after receiving the money, "that's the rule. One bullet can hit two balloons. Look, the balloons aren't far apart."
"You," Lu Ge looked at his quibbling and was suddenly speechless, "a profiteer."
[The boss is too shrewd. Nine bullets and ten balloons. What a rip-off.]
[But to be honest, the two balloons aren't that far apart, so I should be able to hit them.]
"No returns after sale," the boss glanced at the two pretty kids, "but this is your first order today, and I see the little girl has tiny arms and legs, so you can cancel the order if you want."
"Who said that? My sister is amazing," Lu Ge said when he saw someone saying something about his sister, he was not happy. He could say something about his sister, but he was not allowed to let others say anything.
"Then I'll listen to you," the boss shook his head and didn't care.
"Hmph," Lu Ge snorted unconvinced.
[Here I come, sister control is late but it’s here.]
[Ge Songsong: I can say that about my sister, but you can’t.]
"Alright." Lin Chaojin held the butt of the gun in his right hand and supported the gun with his left hand. He focused on the balloon with his eyes focused. "Wait, the bear is ours."
"Hey, little girl, you're so arrogant," the boss looked at the way she held the gun. Although it was a toy gun, the posture was correct. The boss touched his chin and looked at it seriously.
[Miss, please don't brag too much. She can hit me so hard that I can wash my hair upside down.]
[Don't talk too much before. Have you forgotten the archery just now?]
Lin Chaojin was not affected by them. He squinted his eyes and looked at the balloons. With three "bangs", three balloons were hit.
Lu Ge also held his breath and watched from the side. The boss stood up straight, looked at the balloon that was shot cleanly, and nodded, "Okay."
"That's right." Lu Ge replied with his chin raised.
"Bang bang bang," there were a few more sounds, and the same balloon was hit neatly. At this time, eight balloons on the field had been hit, and there were two left, and there was still a bullet in the gun.
The scene was very quiet at the moment, with only the chirping of cicadas in the trees not far away, and the breeze blowing a few strands of hair at Lin Chaojin's ears.
[Nervous, swallowing, what should I do? My palms are sweating from watching this.]
[Miss, you're awesome! Hitting eight targets is impressive.]
[This woman is damn charming! She didn't just hit the balloon, she hit my heart.]
Lin Chaojin held the gun, took a look, and without hesitation, fired the last shot with a "whoosh". Everyone looked in the direction of the bullet.
"Dang", the bullet did not hit the two balloons directly, but hit a steel stick not far away first, then bounced back, and with two "bangs", it went directly across the two balloons.
"Awesome." Lu Ge shouted first, raised his hand and waved to the sky, then ran over to give her a bear hug.
"Don't." Lin Chaojin used his gun to separate him with disgust.
Lu Ge didn't mind walking towards the boss, and said proudly, "What do you think? My sister is amazing, right?"
"Awesome," the boss gave a thumbs-up. He didn't expect the girl's shooting skills to be so accurate. He was convinced. "Okay, your sister is amazing."
"That's it." Lu Ge said proudly, "The bear is ours now."
"Here," the boss walked over, picked up the bear and handed it to him.
"Wait."
Lu Ge was about to take it when Lin Chaojin came over and interrupted him.
Lin Chaojin walked up to Lu Ge and patted him on the back, "Stand still."
Lu Ge stood up straight reflexively, following her every command and action.
Lin Chaojin gestured him up and down and said to the boss, "Boss, look at my brother. He looks like a decent guy. He is also a handsome guy."
"Tsk," Lu Ge sneered and was about to retort.
Lin Chaojin covered his mouth and continued to say to the boss, "He looks okay when he's silent, and don't you think he looks familiar?"
[Ah, what my sister-in-law said is the truth. Although my husband has a big mouth, I don’t mind.]
[A few dishes upstairs, hahh, Ge Songsong, the dumb beauty, is not just talking, she can make people angry as soon as she opens her mouth.]
The boss looked at him carefully and slapped his forehead. "Isn't this the guy on the poster in my daughter's room, the famous star, Lu Ge?"
"It's me." Lu Ge replied proudly after his mouth was released.
Lin Chaojin nodded and said, "Boss, do you want to do business?"
The boss touched his chin and pondered, "What kind of business is this?"
"We'll sell you that bear." Lin Chaojin pointed at the bear. "And we'll have this, uh, famous celebrity next to us sign it. We don't need much, just a hundred dollars will do."
"This." The boss listened to her and thought about it.
"Once this bear is signed, its value will increase. You can sell it or give it as a surprise to your daughter." Lin Chaojin continued.
"Okay." The boss thought for a while and agreed. Not to mention, with the signature of a big star, he could sell it for a good price. Besides, his daughter also liked this star very much, and taking it home could make his daughter happy.
Lu Ge held the hundred yuan in his hand, looked left and right, and grinned, "It's time to eat ice cream, sister, we'll order a large cup later."
"It's up to you." Lin Chaojin walked beside him and did not stop him.
"I paid for this money with my own labor, right?" Lu Ge looked at the camera. "I didn't eat for free."
"Yes, it can't be sold without your signature." Lin Chaojin coaxed him skillfully.
"That's right." Lu Ge was affirmed and became even happier.
[Wow, I want a bear signed by Bao, too.]
[The young lady is really quick-witted. She made a hundred dollars in one go. That's amazing.]
But there are also many voices of dissent.
[No, isn't she just taking advantage of her star power to take advantage of others? How can she be so shameless?]
[If that's the case, then other people can sell autographs too.]
[That’s right, what’s there to brag about?]
[But the bear was obtained by the young lady through her own merit. Even if it's not signed, she can still negotiate with the boss to exchange it for money.]
[That’s right, signing is just a side thing, and the production team didn’t mention this rule.]
The comments were filled with noise, and Director Zhang stared backstage with a blank expression. Well, there was no way he was going to make a deal out of them. "Assistant Li, take note of this: they are not allowed to profit from their star power."
"Yes." Assistant Li took out his notebook as usual and wrote it down quickly.
Lin Chaojin and her friend stood under the parasol outside the store holding popsicles.
Not long after, Chi Huai and Xiao Chuchu's two groups arrived one after another.
"Here, do you want some popsicles?" Lu Ge handed them a bag of popsicles.
"Popsicle, I want it, I want it." Xiao Chuchu jumped off the electric tricycle. It was swaying all the way, and she could no longer maintain her glamorous image as a female star.
He politely took the popsicle, slurped it twice, and sighed in satisfaction, "That's great. By the way, where did you get the money?"
Lu Ge briefly recounted their experiences.
Xiao Chuchu's eyes lit up when she heard this. She looked at Lin Chaojin with her bright eyes, "Sister Chaojin, you're amazing." She rolled her eyes and said to her brother, "Brother, why don't we go borrow money from the director and give it a try?"
At this time, Assistant Li came out and conveyed the director's words. In order to be fair, other groups could also borrow ten yuan from the program crew like Lin Chaojin's group, but they had to pay double the interest, and it had to be paid back today.
After hearing this, Xiao Chuchu thought of her brother's skills and sighed, "Oh, I'd better not think about it. My brother is unreliable."
Xiao Long patted her head lightly and said, "You are unreliable anyway."
"Squeak," Xiao Chuchu stuck out her tongue.
After waiting for a few more minutes, Yan Ruo and the others finally arrived. When they got out of the car, they were already sweating profusely.
Yan Sinuo walked over with a bad look on his face and ignored the popsicle that Lu Ge handed over.
Yan Ruo was walking behind him and saw it. She took the popsicle from Lu Ge and explained in a gentle voice, "I'm sorry, the weather is too hot. Sinuo might have a fever."
Lu Ge shrugged indifferently.
"Where did you get the money?" Yan Sinuo asked fiercely when he saw the popsicles in their hands. "Director, this is against the program rules."
The author has something to say:
Director Zhang: Record xxx and don’t allow guests to do this next time.
Assistant Li numbly took out a small notebook.
The balloon shooting scene reminded me of some idol drama where the male lead did exactly that, running away with the pot lid on his head. (So cheesy, cough cough.)
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