◎What kind of marriage advertisement is this◎
Director Zhang saw that everyone was seated, took out a megaphone, and said in a loud voice, "Okay, all our members are here. I hope the variety show recording will go smoothly."
When they heard what he said, everyone applauded out of respect.
Director Zhang cleared his throat. As the saying goes, "Friends come from afar, and destiny brings us together even across thousands of miles..."
[It starts again, Director Zhang is showing off his artistic youth style from time to time.]
[Lighting a cigarette…]
The assistant standing by twitched his lips, a mask of pain on his face. Seeing that Director Zhang was going to continue nagging for a long time, he had to reach out and poke him to remind him, and only then did he pull back the runaway horse.
The assistant just wanted to sing a song at the moment. His life was really hard. Not only did he have to take care of the guests, but he also had to take care of the director at critical moments. If it weren't for the considerable salary of this job, he would have just wanted to quit.
Director Zhang suppressed his excitement and immediately regained his composure. "Everyone knows this is a group show, and we'll be spending the next few months together. So, to help everyone get familiar with each other more quickly, each team member will briefly introduce their brothers and sisters to each other. This way, everyone can quickly understand each other's personalities and deepen their impressions."
After saying this, Director Zhang paused for a few seconds on Lin Chaojin and her brother, and emphasized, "Everyone must write. No blanks can be left."
Lin Chaojin took the drawing board handed to her by the staff and held her chin.
At this moment, the camera was facing her face. In an instant, the audience sitting in front of the camera were all struck by her beauty.
Even when the camera was photographed very closely, her facial features did not get distorted at all and were still incredibly perfect. Even the most picky people could not say a bad word about this face.
[Now I understand what it means to be a person meticulously crafted by the Goddess Nuwa. The young lady is truly breathtakingly beautiful. For a moment, I was almost dizzy with her beauty.]
[Ahhh, me too. But you, Goddess Nuwa, are too partial. I'm your precious daughter too. Why don't you give me more clay to mold? I'm jealous.]
[Have you ever thought that perhaps Nuwa used too much clay to mold you, and thus molded you into a lump?]
[The previous one is so heartbreaking...]
Lin Chaojin was unaware of the madness behind the camera. He picked up the pen, wrote in a few strokes, and then placed the back of the drawing board on his knees.
When Director Zhang saw her movements, his eyebrows twitched wildly. He wanted to run up to her and grab her hand to ask her to write more, but on the other hand he was afraid that she would write too much.
He could only look up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle with a sad look. He felt that he was a really good client and was worried about the face of his financial sponsor. He kept repeating to himself, invest, invest, invest.
Turning my attention to Lu Ge, I saw that this guy was writing hard.
No, this guy has so much to express to his sister. Director Zhang's heart trembled. He felt that he should ask his assistant to help him prepare some quick-acting heart pills, otherwise he would not be able to continue filming this variety show.
"Chao Jin, have you finished writing so quickly?" Yan Ru leaned forward slightly and asked in a gentle voice.
Lin Chaojin glanced at her and said in a flat voice, "There's nothing to write about."
After hearing this, Yan Ru curled her lips and glanced at the live camera without leaving any trace, "Is that so."
Lu Ge, who was sitting nearby and heard their conversation, quickly raised his voice and said to Lin Chaojin, "Don't write anymore."
Lin Chaojin turned around and glanced at his sketchpad, which was covered with a long paragraph of words. She curled her lips in an ambiguous manner and said, "You can write quite well."
Lu Ge felt a chill on the back of his neck, straightened his back, followed her gaze to look at his drawing board, and quickly covered it with a "snap", as if trying to cover up his crime.
Lin Chaojin didn't bother to pay attention to his guilty look and turned away.
Lu Ge frowned as he looked at what he had written. He was still hesitating when he heard Director Zhang's voice, "Okay, time's up, please stop writing."
At this moment, that voice was like a death warrant. Lu Ge recalled Lin Chaojin's eyes just now, and he was suddenly startled. His heart, which had been floating in the sky, quickly fell to the ground. At the last moment, his desire to survive was overwhelming, and he picked up the pen and scribbled desperately, but the staff quickly snatched the drawing board from his hands.
Lu Ge looked at the drawing board that was taken away and touched his nose. He seemed to have performed beyond his normal level. He suddenly became restless, moving around like a child with ADHD, or coughing from time to time.
Lin Chaojin glanced at him, and he immediately sat up straight. She was really used to seeing him behave like this every time he got into trouble.
After a while, Director Zhang finished collecting the sketchpads. "Okay, now let's look at everyone's descriptions in turn, starting with Xiao Chuchu's couple."
Everyone's eyes were focused on Director Zhang, and they saw the words written on Xiao Long's drawing board: Cute, childish temperament, sometimes stupid, but also very cute.
Xiao Chuchu glanced at the content, her lips curled up, and she turned back to glare at her brother, "Just say I'm cute, I haven't done anything stupid, I won't agree with that."
Xiao Long rubbed his sister's head in amusement, "Okay, you're not stupid, you're just cute."
Xiao Chuchu raised her chin, "That's it."
This interaction made the comment section scream.
[Ahh, Brother Xiao dotes on Chuchu so much. Whatever his sister says is right. He's simply a sister-con.]
[With the way Big Brother Xiao is spoiling her, his brother-in-law is going to have a hard time in the future. Does he have to knock Big Brother Xiao, who is 1.9 meters tall, down?]
[Upstairs, I'm willing to be beaten as long as I can get Chu Bao.]
[The guy upstairs is just dreaming.]
Looking at Xiao Chuchu's drawing board again, it says: A good man is my brother, and my brother is a good man.
"Hahaha." Everyone laughed out loud when they saw the comment.
Lin Chaojin held her chin with one hand, looked at Xiao Chuchu, raised her eyebrows, and her peach blossom eyes flowed, "Chuchu, the marriage advertisement you wrote for your brother is okay."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into even louder laughter.
Xiao Chuchu's eyes were blank as she said, "Ah, I'm not writing a marriage advertisement for my brother."
Xiao Long had already fallen on the sofa, covering his face with his hands.
The barrage was full of “Hahahahahahahahahahaha”.
[This is incredible. When Miss says this, it really sounds like a marriage advertisement.]
[Hahaha, my Chu Bao foolishly replied, well, her brother was right, she can be really stupid sometimes.]
[The young lady must have a sense of humor. Her words are so shocking that I am almost dying of laughter.]
[Hahaha, even our 1.9-meter-tall Brother Xiao is so strong that he's embarrassed by her.]
[Upstairs, what a tough guy is being shy about, Brother Xiao is coming with a knife.]
Xiao Chuchu looked at everyone laughing, then came to her senses, her eyes rolling around as she looked at Lin Chaojin with sparkling eyes, "Sister Chaojin, let me ask you for marriage for my brother." Sister Chaojin is so beautiful, she can improve the genetic quality of her family's offspring.
Just as she finished speaking, Xiao Chuchu felt two piercing cold gazes brushing against her. She shrank her neck reflexively and looked over. One was Lu Ge's angry glare, and the other was Chi Huai's eyelids already closed. She almost suspected that it was all an illusion.
Lin Chaojin's expression remained unchanged. She raised the corner of her mouth and said lazily, "Is that all you can say for a marriage advertisement?"
Xiao Chuchu's eyes were bright, "My brother... "
Xiao Long covered her mouth with his hand and said, "Sister, please stop talking. At least give your brother some face. You are about to expose all my secrets."
[After Chuchu said that, I kind of want to know what's going on, ahem, 1.9-meter-tall silly bodyguard x rich daughter~]
[Sister upstairs, I want to too~]
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[The person above must have walked into the wrong set. This is a family variety show, not a dating variety show.]
[Ahem, but some people are not related by blood.]
[The sister in front discovered the highlight.]
Chi Ling, who was sitting next to her brother, felt a wave of low pressure coming over her. She turned her head to look at her brother, but the man's face looked calm. Chi Ling was a little confused for a moment.
"Okay, let's move on to the next group." Director Zhang raised his voice, drawing everyone's attention back. "Next group, Chi Ling and Chi Huai."
There are only two drawing boards showing:
Chi Ling: My brother
Chi Huai: My sister
It is concise and clear, without any dragging, and hits the point right away.
Director Zhang looked up at the sky, a blank expression on his face.
The barrage slowly drifted by:
[Don't say that, I understand this introduction.]
[The person above doesn't understand, you're the real fool. But this is very consistent with my Huai Shen's personality. This man is simply amazing, just sitting there is enough to make me crazy.]
Chi Huai sat on the sofa with his arms around his shoulders, and there was nowhere to put his long legs.
His gaze turned to the bright face opposite him. He saw her red lips slightly parted, but the words she uttered were not very pleasing to the ear. She closed her eyelids, and the look in her eyes was inexplicable.
Lin Chaojin felt the gaze from the opposite side fixed on her face for a few seconds, curled her lips, and reached out to push back the loose hair by her ears.
"Okay, let's move on to the next group, the Yan Ru siblings."
The descriptions of both men are consistent with what they show.
Yan Ruo: My younger brother is very well behaved and obedient.
Yan Sinuo: My sister is very gentle, kind, and treats me very well. She always gives in to me. My sister is the best in the world.
Yan Ruo looked at the drawing board, half covering her face, her eyebrows curved, "How can I describe it as well as my brother can."
Yan Sino raised his head, his watery puppy eyes full of sincerity, "Sister, you have it."
Yan Ru raised her hand and gently touched his head, "You are such a good brother."
The fans and audience who saw this behind the camera were all screaming.
[Ahhh, Sister Yan Ruo is really gentle. My brother is right.]
[Brother Sino is as good as his sister said.]
[Wow, even though they are stepsiblings, you can tell they have a really good relationship.]
[I agree with the above. Unlike a certain group, when they were writing just now, I saw Miss Lin didn't even bother to write more than a few words, and Lu Ge even yelled at her with a sullen face to stop writing. It's obvious that their relationship isn't good, and they're not even pretending.]
[I think so too. These two really don't have a good relationship. But then again, they're stepsiblings, so how could every step-sibling pair be like Yan Ruo's?]
[The above people are really good at praising one and putting one down. Why do I feel that Yan Ruo's group is so hypocritical, and they even say that their sister is the best in the world. Ugh, they are really good at bragging.]
…
In an instant, both sets of fans started arguing.
Director Zhang picked up two drawing boards and said with a wooden expression, "Let's take a look at the last group of the day. Um, the group of Lin Chaojin and Lu Ge."
The author has something to say:
At the beginning, the audience said: This is a family variety show.
Later, the audience said: Ahem, actually it’s okay to treat it as a dating show occasionally.
Director Zhang: I haha
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