◎My sister, Lu Xiaohua◎
When Lin Chaojin turned around, she quickly picked up a piece of red cloth from the corner, held Lu Ge's head with one hand, and wrapped his head with the red cloth in two or three strokes with the other hand, and then pushed him out with a "pop".
Matchmaker Zhang turned around and saw the tall man with his hair wrapped in red cloth and tied into a bow next to his ear. He opened his mouth but was stuck.
Lin Chaojin didn't wait for her to speak. She pushed Lu Ge forward a few steps and said familiarly, "Matchmaker Zhang."
"Ah, you are..." Matchmaker Zhang opened her mouth to reply and looked at her.
"Matchmaker Zhang, I am the eldest daughter of the Lin family. My father often talks about you. He said that you are one of the best matchmakers in the village. It was you who facilitated the marriage between him and my mother," Lin Chaojin interrupted her and spoke slowly.
"Yeah, hey, then your father has really good taste, this is my iron rice bowl," matchmaker Zhang opened her blood-red lips wide and gave herself a thumbs up with one hand.
Lu Ge took a look and was greatly shocked. He thought that Director Zhang's program team was really awesome, and the scene arrangement was really a waste of his talent to be a variety show director.
"Yeah." Lin Chaojin nodded in agreement.
Lu Ge stood silently by and watched his sister chatting happily with that man, and his face twitched.
[This turn almost threw me out. Miss, you're so awesome! You even managed to talk to a ghost.]
[Hahaha, Ge Ye is really beautiful with the big bow on his head. I took a screenshot, sisters.]
"What is this?" Matchmaker Zhang turned her gaze to Lu Ge, staring at him with her rolling eyes.
Lu Ge's gaze was locked on hers, and he felt his scalp tingling. He swallowed and cursed in his heart, "You NPC, why do you have to work so hard? You can win an Oscar for that look."
With a "bang", Lin Chaojin suddenly hit him on the back, and Lu Ge was pushed forward by the force.
"Matchmaker Zhang, this is my younger sister, Lu Xiaohua, and she has her mother's last name. Don't be fooled by her tall appearance, but look at her beautiful face, isn't she beautiful?" Lin Chaojin said calmly, without a trace of expression on her face.
"Little, little sister?" Matchmaker Zhang's expressionless pale face twitched rarely as she looked at the man in front of her who was too big for a girl.
"Yes, it's my little sister, right, Lu Xiaohua." Lin Chaojin turned her head and stared at Lu Ge, but her tone was very casual, if the murderous intent in her eyes could be restrained.
"Haha, little sister?" Lu Ge wanted to retort loudly, "I'm a man, the real deal." But when he saw her meaningful face and Matchmaker Zhang's pale face, he nodded blankly, cursing in his heart, "Where did Director Zhang find such a dedicated NPC? They're all surnamed Zhang, no wonder."
Director Zhang: ???
"Haha." Matchmaker Zhang had a smile on her face, thinking that young people really know how to have fun.
[My family is laughing so hard, Lu Xiaohua? What a genius of a name, Miss, you came up with such a wonderful name, it suits our Master Ge so well.]
[Hahaha, are they performing some kind of comedy? One second I was scared to death, and the next second my stomach almost hurt from laughing. You are indeed the eldest lady and Ge Songsong.]
[The NPCs were all staggering with fear. I may not have much education, but I'm not blind. You young people are really good at making up stories. You idiots.]
"Why are you two young people here? There is a wedding at the Li family today, but they didn't inform you young people," matchmaker Zhang put on a smile again, and created an eerie atmosphere for no reason under the candlelight.
[Here comes the fatal answer, touching upon the question of life and death.]
"Cough cough." Lu Ge was choked.
"Matchmaker Zhang, we're here to see you." Lin Chaojin's expression remained unchanged. She grabbed Lu Ge's hand and took a few steps forward. "My father asked you to find a matchmaker for my daughter Lu Xiaohua. The child needs to get married when she grows up. It doesn't matter if it's the young master of the Huang family or the iron pillar of the Li family. We are not picky."
"Ahem." This time, Lu Ge was really frightened and choked. He looked at Lin Chaojin and gritted his teeth, "Sister, you really are my sister."
"Sister, don't be too touched," Lin Chaojin patted him, looking like she was doing it for his own good.
"No, I'm really touched." Lu Ge turned to matchmaker Zhang and said, "Matchmaker Zhang, my father said you're really good at matchmaking. So, I'd like to find a matchmaker for my sister as well. It doesn't matter if it's the eldest son of the Zhu family or the dog of the Chen family. We are not picky."
Matchmaker Zhang almost lost her dignity as a 'ghost' after hearing this. She was so embarrassed that she slapped her face and bowed to the two men. She took her handkerchief and walked out the door quickly, saying, "Okay, okay. Next time I'll come to your house and tell your father that I'll find you two good families."
[This is truly awful, these two siblings, are they killing each other? Damn Li Tiezhu and Chen Goudan.]
[I laughed so hard that my dog looked at me like an idiot. What kind of brother and sister are you?]
Matchmaker Zhang: I’m scared, I’m scared. I can’t handle it anymore. I can’t handle it anymore. I’m leaving now.
"Li Tiezhu?"
"Chen Goudan?"
The two siblings looked at each other with disdain.
Lin Chaojin was the first to look away, too lazy to argue with him, and walked towards the coffin.
The coffin was covered. Lin Chaojin first gently opened the baskets of gifts, which contained gold and silver coins and treasures from the Tiandi Bank.
Seeing her move, Lu Ge also lifted the load in front of him and said, "Oh my god." Suddenly, he saw several dead chickens inside and took a few steps back in shock. He cursed in Chinese, but the sound was muted. He was still angry and raised his middle finger to the camera, "Director Zhang, you are really good."
Lin Chaojin, however, remained calm and said, "This might be the extra meal the director wants to prepare tonight."
"Sister, it has to be you." Lu Ge retracted his hand and looked at the camera with great pride, "Did you hear that, Director Zhang? Don't waste your feast."
[Hh, the eldest lady's words are still so artistic. It feels like Director Zhang was shot in the knee.]
[Ge Ye, I just thought you were showing me the international hand gesture. Director Zhang is going to be pissed off.]
The director, who was sitting behind the camera, twitched his lips and turned to Assistant Li and said, "Go, warn those NPCs. Show them something to make them look bad."
Assistant Li stood aside, his expression unchanged. "Director, you said before that we should stick to the plot. No one can make any changes without authorization." Assistant Li paused and continued, "Not even you."
"Really?" Director Zhang touched his nose. "Okay then, wait and see, I'll give them something powerful later."
"Wait a minute." Lu Ge was startled when he saw his sister's hand on the coffin lid. He said in disbelief, "You're not going to open this thing, are you?"
"Yeah." Lin Chaojin nodded without changing his expression.
"No, who knows what might be in there." Lu Ge scratched his head, his mind confused, and blurted out, "What if there's a dead person in there?"
Lin Chaojin shifted her gaze from pushing the lid open, then turned around and looked at him with a retardative look. "If that's the case, Director Zhang should switch to filming a legal program."
"Puff!" Director Zhang, who was drinking water, sprayed the water all over the screen upon hearing this. He pointed at the screen with a trembling finger and glared, "She and those two are really good."
[Hahaha, I'll say it a hundred times, please God bless me with a mouth like a young lady, really, I always come up with golden sentences.]
[Director Zhang: Thank you for the invitation. I've already taken a heart-saving pill. Right now, I'm just so pissed off by those two that my head hurts.]
With a "creak", Lin Chaojin pushed open the wooden cover.
"What's inside?" Lu Ge closed his eyes tightly, then asked with an itchy heart.
[Family members, please support me with the barrage of comments! I really miss those “high energy ahead” barrage of comments on recorded variety shows.]
[The eldest lady is truly a heroine. Going to a haunted house with her will definitely make you feel incredibly safe.]
[At this moment, I am Ge Songsong No. 2.]
"Did you see it? Did you see it, sister?" Lu Ge urged with his eyes closed.
Lin Chaojin rolled her eyes and said, "It's just a plastic figurine." She reached out and turned the figurine over, but found nothing.
"Let me see." Lu Ge slowly opened his eyes and looked into the coffin, only to see a little boy wearing a red wedding dress, a melon-shaped hat, a long braid and his eyes closed.
"Director Zhang has some conscience and didn't make it scary." Lu Ge was relieved and looked at the little man. "Wait, why does this man look so much like the male puppet from before?"
"It should be him." Lin Chaojin said after taking a look.
"What about the other female puppet?" Lu Ge stretched out his hand to hold the package, determined not to let it get close to his body. "And isn't he dead? No, according to what matchmaker Zhang and the old couple said, that eldest son of the Li family is him. Then how is he getting married?" Lu Ge asked in confusion.
"Ghost marriage." Lin Chaojin withdrew her hand and spoke softly.
"Burp," Lu Ge got goosebumps the instant he heard it, and he couldn't help burping again out of fear, "Damn, sister, please don't scare me." He looked at the wedding decorations in the hall again, and the more he looked at it, the more creepy he felt.
Lin Chaojin put the lid back on, turned around and walked towards the door.
"Wait for me, sister," Lu Ge followed her steps closely, pinched the corner of her clothes, and muttered, "Then our mission is to rescue that woman from the Liu family."
Lin Chaojin stopped suddenly, remembering the two words the receptionist said at the door, "Welcome," and "Welcome, living being."
He turned around and looked at Lu Ge, raising the corners of his mouth and smiling.
"What are you doing?" Lu Ge felt a chill on the back of his neck and took a step back. "Your expression is creepy."
[Wait, Miss, although you are beautiful, please don't scare people. Your Sadako expression is scary.]
[What's going on? What does that expression mean, Miss?]
"That's not necessarily true." Lin Chaojin replied softly.
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