Chapter 436 Upon entering, first learn Chinese etiquette
Lu Changfeng's figure disappeared from the camera's view, leaving the world with the embarrassing mess in the capital square of South Korea.
In the command center, Chen Jianguo laughed so hard he almost slipped off his chair.
"I can't take it anymore, I need to calm down."
He clutched his stomach, tears of laughter streaming down his face.
"The old man's final expression looked like someone had pulled down his pants in public, and he himself had offered the hand that pulled down his pants."
"This is something the whole world will laugh about for a year."
"One year? This pillar of shame will stand as long as history exists."
Commander Qi turned off the South Korean feed and switched to an itinerary on the main screen.
"The farce is over, time to get down to business."
She pointed to the screen: "The first joint delegation will arrive at the gate of Yunlan University in thirty minutes."
"There are a total of 36 countries, led by representatives from the Grizzly Nation and the Western European Union."
Chen Jianguo finally suppressed his smile and sat up straight: "So fast?"
“We’ve shown our muscles. Now it’s time to let them see what we’re made of. This trip is to completely dispel any remaining ulterior motives they might have,” Sun Jiuchou continued.
"Who will receive them?" Chen Jianguo asked.
“Jingbai is still digesting that demon core, and Xiaojue is protecting it,” Commander Qi replied. “The higher-ups mean to send Cheng Gan and the disciples from Yunlan University and Kunlun Academy.”
"Cheng Gan is already waiting over there."
Upon hearing this, Chen Jianguo's face showed a knowing expression: "Cheng Gan? Okay, let her go, it's the most suitable thing for her."
...
Yunlan University, at the school gate.
More than a dozen special vehicles bearing the flags of different countries slowly came to a stop.
The car door opened, and a group of men and women in suits, with various expressions, stepped out.
They were among the most powerful people on this planet in the old era.
Diplomat, general, minister.
But today, as they stand here, each of them wears a look of tension and awe.
All eyes were drawn to the seemingly ordinary university gate.
Is this the place where the myth began?
"Welcome, everyone, to China."
A liaison officer from the Chinese side stepped forward and gave a brief introduction.
"The immortal in charge of guiding everyone on the tour is already waiting at the gate."
Everyone looked in the direction he pointed, and standing at the school gate was Cheng Gan. They had all gotten to know her during the battle with the 'demigod' of the United States.
In the delegation, a blond, blue-eyed French diplomat, known for his elegance and arrogance, straightened his tie and spoke in what he considered a polite tone.
“This… Immortal Master, may we invite her over? We have come with the utmost sincerity, and this way of welcoming her seems rather inappropriate for diplomatic protocol.”
As soon as she finished speaking, Cheng Gan moved. Her gaze swept over everyone without the slightest emotional fluctuation.
"etiquette?"
Cheng Gan spoke, his voice clear and cold, yet it reached everyone's ears distinctly.
"Those who enter the immortal sect of China shall perform the rites of China."
She stepped forward, and the invisible sword intent she exuded made everyone's breath catch in their throats.
"Everyone, follow me."
"The first lesson is about how to walk and how to talk."
The entire delegation was in an uproar.
Learning to walk? Learning to talk? Are they treating them like three-year-olds?
This is humiliating!
“Your Excellency, Immortal Master!” a German general spoke in a deep voice, barely suppressing his anger. “We come here representing our respective countries, not as apprentices! We demand the respect we deserve!”
Cheng Gan glanced at him, a hint of mockery in his eyes.
"respect?"
"The fact that you can still stand here and talk to me is the greatest respect you can show me."
She held up one finger, pointing inside the school gate.
"Or, you can go in yourselves."
"Life and death are my own responsibility."
After saying that, she ignored everyone and began pacing around in the open space by the door.
Her steps were slow, each one carrying a strange rhythm.
"Left foot up, inhale every three steps; right foot down, exhale every three steps."
Before speaking, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth and direct your breath to your lower abdomen.
"If you can't do it, then stand outside the door."
The members of the delegation looked at each other, frozen in place for a moment.
Going in might mean death, but not going in would ruin the whole purpose of this trip.
Stay here to learn to walk? If word gets out, what will become of the country's reputation?
Just then, the tall general from Grizzly Bear Country was the first to move. He took off his military cap, handed it to his adjutant behind him, and then walked behind Cheng Gan, clumsily imitating her steps.
With someone taking the lead, the rest of the people no longer hesitated.
An arrogant French diplomat, a meticulous German general, a shrewd American advisor...
A group of influential figures on the international stage, at this moment, are like a group of kindergarten children, stumbling and learning to walk at the gate of Yunlan University.
This scene was utterly absurd.
Five minutes later.
Cheng Gan stopped and glanced back at them.
"reluctantly."
She uttered two words, then turned and walked towards the school gate.
"Keep up."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and quickly followed.
The moment they stepped into the school gate with mixed feelings of trepidation, humiliation, and curiosity.
Everyone felt as if their minds had suddenly become clear, and a breath of fresh air rushed into their lungs.
Every cell in my body cheered in that instant.
The fatigue of the journey, the tension in my mind, the humiliation I just experienced... all the negative emotions were washed away at this moment.
Everyone's spirits were lifted.
They took a deep breath and felt as if they had become twenty years younger, returning to their peak physical condition.
What's this?
Before they could even recover from the strange changes in their bodies...
The scene before them completely robbed them of their ability to think.
In the distance, the buildings are no longer ordinary school buildings and playgrounds.
Jade palaces and pavilions, built of white jade, float in mid-air, shrouded in clouds and mist, like a fairyland.
Several graceful cranes spread their white wings and flew over their heads, emitting clear and melodious calls.
A streak of azure light flew from a floating mountain in the distance, moving at an astonishing speed.
They could only see it clearly when they got closer.
That was a flash of sword light.
A young student dressed in the same Taoist robe was riding on a flying sword, traveling with the wind.
The student seemed to have noticed them, a group of clueless geese, and waved to them in a friendly manner before transforming into a streak of light and disappearing into the horizon.
One... two... three or four...
More and more sword lights flew through the air, crisscrossing like a busy aerial traffic network.
A real mythological world.
A world a billion times more real than any movie special effects, a world a billion times more real than that ridiculous illusion in South Korea.
And so, without any warning, it unfolded before their very eyes.
"God……"
"My God..."
A collective gasp and gasps of surprise erupted from the delegation.
The French diplomat, who had been trying to remain calm, suddenly felt his legs go weak, and his briefcase fell to the ground with a "thud."
He seemed to have lost his soul, staring blankly at everything before him, muttering to himself.
"So...we really are monkeys..."
Cheng Gan stood in front of them without turning around, and her voice rang out again.
"Do you still feel ashamed of learning to walk?"
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