Chapter 51: Prime Minister Qin is a Thousand-Year-Old Green-Haired Turtle
Fang Lingchu's words were a blatant statement that the adult was incompetent.
The others wanted to say something, but they thought of how Fang Lingchu usually cursed.
They got scared.
Don’t say they are disloyal. Compared to being scolded and watching the show, they are still cowards!
A real man can stretch and shrink.
Fang Lingchu looked at the other party without rebuttal and continued, "It is human instinct to feel pain. Even if I am not a woman, I am still a child. Isn't it normal to be afraid of pain? Also, don't you know that giving birth is like walking through the gates of hell? How about I cut a knife in your stomach, take out your internal organs, stuff them back in, sew them up, and see if you can bear it.
Your wife, your mother, they are brave people, they can bear the pain of giving birth, they are heroes. Without them, there would be no place for you to scream.
Seeing Fang Lingchu's serious look, the adult who had just ridiculed her was so scared that he dared not say anything.
After all, they all knew how much Fang Lingchu was favored by the emperor.
If he is unhappy, what if he really gets stabbed in the stomach?
Fang Lingchu looked at his timid and frightened appearance and said sarcastically: "Sir, you are so afraid of pain, it really brings shame to men."
The speaker may not intend it, but the listener may take it seriously.
Fang Lingchu's words made the men present who felt sorry for their wives think seriously about it.
Their wives are so delicate and soft, so afraid of pain, but they can still give birth to children for them. It seems that it is indeed as Lord Xiao Fang said, that pain is a human instinct.
Fang Lingchu rolled his eyes at the man and walked towards his father.
I couldn't help but complain to the system in my heart: "How dare you call them real men? Let them cut a few slits in their stomachs, pull out their intestines, stuff them back in, and sew them up. After a month of rest, they have to get up and go to court to work. They definitely won't do it. And you still have the nerve to say that women can't stand the hardship. It's so funny."
Fang Lingchu's voice was full of sarcasm.
When Minister Fang looked at his daughter, he felt heartbroken. His little daughter was so afraid of pain, and she would have to give birth to children for others in the future. Minister Fang felt very sad.
Fang Lingchu looked at her father's distressed expression and immediately said coquettishly, "Daddy, I'm in pain."
Minister Fang rubbed his hands helplessly and said, "Okay, get ready to go to court, go home and ask your mother to make you some pork elbows, okay?"
Fang Lingchu became happy instantly when she heard that she could eat pork elbows again.
The farce at the palace gate soon reached the ears of the emperor and his wives.
For the first time, someone considered having the courage to have a child something to be proud of.
Some ladies think: But giving birth to children is what women should do, what is there to praise about it?
If Fang Lingchu knew what they were thinking, he would definitely say: Protecting wives and children, raising wives and children, and providing them with safe shelter and food are what men should do. What is there to be proud of?
Soon the palace gates opened, and the court officials went to court quickly and orderly.
After three cheers of "Long live the emperor".
The emperor and his ministers began to discuss state affairs.
Fang Lingchu began to feel sleepy while standing at the back.
The system looked at Fang Lingchu, who was leaning against a pillar and about to fall into a deep sleep, and quickly said: [Host, there is a melon to eat.]
Fang Lingchu was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes.
But I still replied to the system: [Whose melon is it? What kind of melon is it? Tell me.]
The system chuckled and said, "You'll definitely like this melon. Prime Minister Qin is a ten-thousand-year-old green-haired turtle."
Fang Lingchu woke up instantly.
【What, who's been cheated on again?】
Prime Minister Qin's discussion suddenly stopped and his expression froze.
He... he was cuckolded, and it was by a thousand-year-old cuckold. What is this little girl from the Fang family talking about?
Who dares to cheat on him?
Prime Minister Qin thought of the emperor again. Even the emperor had been cheated on. So it seemed normal for him, a prime minister, to be cheated on too!
The system laughed and said, "Prime Minister Qin! He's the old man who always opposes your father."
When the system said this, Fang Lingchu knew who it was.
Then she secretly poked her little head out to look at the adults in front of her.
Then he saw Prime Minister Qin with a stiff expression in the crowd.
What's wrong with him? Is his face paralyzed? Why can't he make any expressions? What were they discussing just now?
The system said: [Nothing much, it's just that Prime Minister Qin asked your father for money to repair the river embankment, and your father refused to give it, saying that Prime Minister Qin had already used up the money he gave last year, and your father suspected that Prime Minister Qin had embezzled it.]
Fang Lingchu asked: [The money I gave you last year was just used up, wasn't it?]
Minister Fang: As expected of his daughter, she shares the same idea.
Prime Minister Qin: He is innocent! He didn't do that!
The system said: [Host, you and your father have truly wronged Prime Minister Qin. He is a veteran of two dynasties and is absolutely loyal to the emperor.]
Prime Minister Qin suddenly became tough and looked at Minister Fang with his head held high and his chest puffed out. You see, you are the one who wronged me!
Minister Fang: I didn’t expect that Prime Minister Qin really didn’t embezzle the money. Where did the money go?
He had already calculated that the money would definitely be enough to repair the river embankment and there would be some left over.
Fang Lingchu asked: [Why is the money gone? ]
The system sighed and said, "Just because Prime Minister Qin isn't corrupt doesn't mean the people around him and his subordinates aren't corrupt. I just checked the plot, and according to the original plot, your father didn't allocate funds to them. Because of this lack of funding, the riverbank collapsed, killing tens of thousands of people and displacing civilians, leading to a devastating disaster. This was also one of the factors that led to the demise of the Dragon Kingdom."
When Emperor Chongde heard what the system said, he broke his armrest with all his strength, and he couldn't feel it.
When Prime Minister Qin heard what the system said, his face turned pale and he knelt down and kowtowed.
The others also knelt down. Before Fang Lingchu could react, someone pulled her to kneel down too.
Fang Lingchu once again felt the intimate contact between his kneecap and the floor.
[Wuwuwuwu, Guagua, do you have any function that can block out pain? It hurts so much.]
The adult who pulled Fang Lingchu...he didn't do it on purpose.
The system also made a distressed face and purred, but the host did not feel any pain.
[Host, be good, it's all the Emperor's fault. Why are you so angry for no reason? He made the host kneel again.]
Emperor Chongde: What does this have to do with him?
Other adults: They don’t know either!
"Why hasn't the dog emperor let us get up yet? My knees are killing me."
Emperor Chongde suddenly didn't want them to get up anymore.
But it's annoying to hear the little girl screaming there, so let them get up.
"My dears, please get up!"
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